For the rest of his life, Kane doesn't want to recall what happened now.
When Kane, the number one holy knight in the kingdom, took off his glasses in pain and wanted to have the so-called "true love kiss" with the perverted unicorn, the wretched unicorn couldn't wait to kiss him. He rushed forward, stuck out his big tongue and frantically licked his saliva all over his face.
"Baji Baji Baji Baji Baji Baji... (prprprprprpr)"
Kane couldn't even dream of forgetting the feeling of that horrible rough tongue coating rubbing against his face. The creature's thick nose, irritating bad breath, and the stunned eyes of His Highness and a girl who were watching beside...
These were the most difficult few minutes of Kane's life in the world, and he considered himself lucky if he died at this time.
...
...
Finally, after the unicorn ended its "true love kiss", Kane felt that he was no longer in this world.
"What the hell… "
Lin Tianyin was also a little shocked by the scene in front of her at this moment. She had never been so grateful that this unicorn was a gay guy who only liked beautiful boys... Fortunately... But how did it become like this? ! Well, after thinking about it, I know that the perverted original author probably did something good... Can't she make some normal characters? !
Of course, if complaining is useful, the shameless original author has probably been admitted to the hospital with blood in his stool. Lin Tianyin looked at Kane, the leader of the Knights who had not returned to this world, and couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic. Heartbroken, he took out a handkerchief and handed it to him.
"..."
Kane took the handkerchief stiffly, stared straight ahead, and even forgot to say thank you.
The prince looked at Kane with a complicated expression, and secretly heaved a sigh of relief: It's too damn good, luckily it wasn't him...
[Boots! So embarrassing my grandpa! What a lovely boy! ]
After licking the handsome virgin knight after taking off his glasses, the perverted unicorn Dick was as satisfied as a train, with two rough gasps from his nostrils.
[The young master will fulfill his promise! The corner you want! take it! ]
From Dick's throat was the same girlish voice, and then a burst of white light began to emit from its forehead. Under the nervous gaze of everyone, the horn that was so hard that Lin Tianyin couldn't break it off fell off its head all of a sudden. up.
[So annoying, this is what you want! ] Dick let out a long sigh and let out a neighing sound. Then the perverted unicorn turned around and pouted its butt very simply, turned its head and gave the rigid head of the knights a wink, and then left without hesitation.
"..."
The rest of the people stood there blankly, watching the unicorn disappear at the end of the forest, speechless for a long time.
After a while, the group of people who were hit finally moved their eyes to the sharp horn that fell on the ground.
"..."
Kane still hadn't recovered from the blow, Prince Rey was silent for a moment, bent slightly and was about to pick it up, Lin Tianyin immediately rushed ahead of him when he saw this, and picked up the horn with lightning speed.
"Ah..." Rey looked at Lin Tianyin slightly in surprise, then he quickly recovered his demeanor, straightened up and showed her a polite smile.
Lin Tianyin was a little flustered, but she was not as polite as him, and she pretended to smile at the prince and said, "Thank you for your help, Your Highness."
"Ah, it's nothing." Rey nodded gently, and then gestured to Kane, the leader of the Knights who really endured all this, and said, "If you must thank Kane, tell Kane. Oh, sorry I haven't had time to introduce him, but he is Kane Shuloni, the number one knight of Drizzt City, and also my most brave and upright subordinate."
Rey's words seemed to remind the knight who was still immersed in the blow. He was stunned very dullly, then looked back at Lin Tianyin, and saluted her, but his expression was still dull.
Poor guy, Lin Tianyin couldn't help sympathizing with him, if he hadn't stepped forward just now, he would be a prince now... Oh, the prince is such a lucky man.
The head of the Knights doesn't seem to be in good condition, so it seems that there is no need to pay attention to him. So after greeting Kane, Lin Tianyin turned her attention back to the prince again, and began to think about what excuses she would use to get rid of him next. Now that they've got the unicorn's horn, they're useless, and she doesn't want to join forces with her enemies in the original book.
"By the way, Your Highness." Lin Tianyin pretended to be reluctant, and looked into his eyes without changing his expression and said, "Next, I have to go to the Forest of Elves, and I will trouble the Elf King to make a staff of sealing. So I'm afraid I'll have to..."
"Don't worry, Miss Shanoya."
Before Lin Tianyin could finish speaking, the prince interrupted others for the first time. He smiled softly and brightly: "Kane and I will escort you to the forest of elves, miss."
"..."
Lin Tianyin was stunned for a moment, the prince's smile didn't seem to have any evil intentions, but why did she always feel that something was wrong, as if the prince did it on purpose...
However, Lin Tianyin quickly realized: "But, I can't trouble Your Highness... Originally, looking for unicorns to make a sealing staff is what we should do, not to mention that our companions are still waiting for us in Ximimi Village..."
"No, it's okay." Rey looked at Lin Tianyin with a smile, with a hint of force in his tone, "You can't entrust such a big responsibility to a girl. I feel very proud of Miss's bravery and justice. I am moved, but as the prince of Drizzt City, I also have an obligation to protect my people. Since we have the same goal, why not walk together?"
This guy is so difficult, how can I refuse... Lin Tianyin felt depressed. At this time, it is impossible to knock him unconscious with a brick. She can't beat him even in a head-on collision. Everyone is staring at her...
"This..." Lin Tianyin hesitated for a while, and finally couldn't help it anymore. She mustered up enough courage and said, "It's really unnecessary... Your Highness and I don't know each other well, and we don't know each other at all, so we just walked together like this I'm afraid it's not a good idea. We may have differences of opinion, and you can't convince me at that time, but as Your Highness, you are an existence that I can only look at and respect from a distance, and I dare not make demands on you , so... Even if the goal is the same, it is better for everyone to go their own way."
Lin Tianyin felt that her wording was generally decent. This answer was straightforward enough. According to common sense, creatures like princes generally have extremely high self-esteem. …
However, Lin Tianyin's premonitions are very accurate only in bad things, but the good things she can think of are often backfired.
The prince's reaction was a bit unexpected.
Lei Yi calmly listened to Lin Tianyin's statement of his point of view, then pursed the corners of his lips, and smiled brightly and innocently.
"Do you really respect me? But Miss Shanoya, you knocked me out from behind the first time you saw me."
"... ?!"
"I spent a long time thinking about why, and then I realized that Miss should have known me before that. So the person who robbed us with the monkey at that time was also Shanoya?"
"..."
... Damn it! !
This guy, does he even know? !
Lin Tianyin was shocked, she looked at the smiling prince in amazement, and was almost speechless. Suddenly, I couldn't help but feel my feet go soft, and I almost fell down accidentally.
"Ah, be careful, Miss Shanoya." The prince supported Lin Tianyin very gentlemanly, with a gentle smile on his face. And Lin Tianyin began to tremble all over.
The prince actually knows all about it! Damn it! It turns out that this guy is not stupid at all... Was he just pretending to be stupid before? !
The prince's gentle smile immediately made Lin Tianyin shudder, as if she would further blacken the prince if she refused, and the head of the knights who was still immersed in the grass mud horse... no, the unicorn stimulation also woke up suddenly, Some looked at Lin Tianyin in disbelief and said, "Could it be that you were the gangster who attacked me with animal filth?!"
It should be fortunate that Kane is highly myopic. In his memory, the person who hit him with a monkey shit ball was a super fat man, so naturally he couldn't think of Lin Tianyin. But at this moment, Lin Tianyin's mind had already exploded. In this situation, she was unable to think calmly. She froze and couldn't say a word for a long time.
"Don't do this, Kane, you will scare Miss Shanoya. I believe that the lady must have something hidden at the time, so she had to do that." The prince said slowly in a gentle tone, but Lin Tianyin always felt that this guy seemed to be As if the black mud was about to overflow, she couldn't hold back her mouth in a daze, feeling that he knew everything and even denying it would be useless, so she nodded stiffly, "Yes, I'm sorry! That's to help someone who wants to Poor kid who bought his sister back from the landlord, so need a lot of money... ”
"What?! There is such a thing!" Silver Knight Kane was surprised, but they were interrupted by the prince at the same time.
"It turned out to be like this. It was just as I imagined. Miss Shanoya is a very kind and brave person."
… Is that what bravery is for? In other words, doesn't he care about the fact that he robbed his purse? ! Why is the prince so gentle but she feels that there is danger everywhere!
Facing the sluggish Lin Tianyin, the prince's smile became even warmer. He took another step forward, held her hands, looked at her with a smile and said, "I don't mind that Miss Shanoya will have a different opinion from me. , I am not your Highness here, I am just a warrior who wants to protect this continent just like you, please treat me as an equal companion."
At this point, he paused, his attitude was still very peaceful, and he didn't look angry at all, but what he said was enough to make one's hair stand on end: "Anyway...Miss Shanoya has always done that before, hasn't she?"