"Instead of stealing so many poor travelers, why don't we make another big ticket."
Lin Tianyin seemed to have issued a declaration with full confidence. Ah Fu and the others couldn't help being surprised by her momentum, and they all looked at her with eyes asking for advice.
"Do something big? Isn't that still stealing other people's things?"
"No, we can't do this kind of thing."
The first to object is Mirona, she is too typical a white lotus, which will seem to start the upper body of the Virgin again. Lin Tianyin shook her finger and said with a "tsk tsk" sound: "Of course we are not going to rob ordinary poor travelers like us, but to take back what should belong to us from the upper-level exploiters. Something called stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, you know."
"Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor?"
Obviously, this word sounds much better than the saying "let's go steal something". Mirona and Gargaff immediately cheered up, looked at Lin Tianyin together and asked, "Who are they going to rob? Could it be Drew? "
"Drew's family has a group of ice iron wolves, you have to be careful!"
Ah Fu, who thought that Lin Tianyin was after Master Drew's family, couldn't help calling out and reminding her.
Lin Tianyin gave Ah Fu a sideways look, like looking at Ah Fu at a fool: "Steal money from his family and return it to his family? It will definitely be discovered."
"Then whose property are you stealing from?" Ah Fu frowned displeasedly, "Master Drew's family is the richest in this area."
"No, no, we want to rob the next level of exploiters." Lin Tianyin lifted her chin, and told the three people who looked at her puzzledly, "According to the gossip I got, Farus Continent The prince of Drizzt City is about to pass by here, and the prince is traveling with a lot of treasure, we can steal his purse."
"What?! Are you going to steal the prince?!"
Probably because this decision was so explosive, the three of them screamed at the same time. Ah Fu was so frightened that his tongue was so big that he was shaking like chaff: "Stealing the prince is a felony! Getting caught is not a simple death penalty. It can be over! No...we can't steal the prince!"
"Could it be that unlucky civilians can just steal it?" Lin Tianyin was a little angry, and couldn't help admonishing Ah Fu severely, "Don't be joking! You know how much it will be for those travelers you stole when they find out that their important things are missing. It’s painful, but you shrink back when you encounter the privileged class that is really exploited! Are you a human being?! If you want to steal, you have to steal it equally, you know?!”
"I know... I know!"
Ah Fu was almost forced to cry, while Mirona and Gagaff seemed a little uneasy: "But... is it really okay to steal the prince's things like this..."
"Don't be stupid, do you know where the prince's money comes from?" Lin Tianyin crossed his hands and made an X gesture, and condemned righteously, "It came from the national treasury, and where did the money in the national treasury come from?" What about it? It is derived from the exploitation of the people. Every year after we earn money through hard farming, we have to pay part of the tax on this little money. In other words, the prince’s money comes from us. , We don’t have any problem taking back the money he exploited from us, we don’t need to feel guilty, this is called taking from the people and using it for the people, understand?”
What Lin Tianyin said seemed to be true, Gargaff's face was full of black lines, but Mirona thought it made sense, so she nodded and said, "That's it...we want to get money from the prince Help this poor child!"
"But..." Ah Fu seemed to want to say something, Lin Tianyin interrupted him because he was annoyed and continued, "And after stealing, you gave us the monkey, and we will leave this town with the monkey and continue on our journey , the prince will not find you."
"... Well, it makes sense!"
With this additional content, after this generous speech, Lian Fu was finally persuaded, and they decided to return to their hometown after finishing this vote... No, it was to continue the adventure of defeating the devil. So Ah Fu handed the monkey to Lin Tianyin, and carefully told the monkey to be obedient. I don't know why the monkey seems to be a little afraid of Lin Tianyin, and he is always trembling when he sees her, but these are not big problems.
After finally getting back the package, Lin Tianyin thought that she could eat. However, she was surprised to find that the four boxes of lunch she had brought with her when she left the village were all empty. After asking, she found out that it was eaten by Ah Fu and the monkey. Lin Tianyin was so angry that she almost vomited blood, so she suggested to go to the tavern for something to eat.
Mirona and Gagav had also been hungry for a day. So far, Lin Tianyin's only proposal was the most reasonable. They readily agreed, and asked Ah Fu to lead them to the only tavern in the town. Maybe because it happened to be dinner time, the tavern was very lively, but they still found a vacant seat, and sat down smoothly after being greeted by Xiao Er.
"Several guests, what do you want to eat?"
"Three bowls of omelet rice." Lin Tianyin made a "three" gesture.
"What, three bowls? Is there no share for me?" Ah Fu looked at them eagerly, looking a little pitiful.
"No, you finished our box lunch." The three said in unison, and even Mirona didn't feel sympathetic to Ah Fu and said something like "buy him a bowl too". It seems that they really are Hungry for too long and too poor.
More than ten minutes later, Xiao Er brought food, and the three of them devoured the omelet rice on the plate quickly. Ah Fu had to look at the three of them pitifully. Lin Tianyin was actually not full at all, but she was still losing weight and had to work hard to control her crazy appetite.
"What kind of man is the prince? If he is wearing civilian clothes, how will we know who the prince is..."
After eating and drinking enough, Mirona began to worry about their plan again, she looked a little melancholy, her big eyes twinkled and looked very charming. Lin Tianyin lay on the chair with her head up, rolled her eyes and recalled the description in the original book: "Well... it is a golden retriever, wearing silver-white light armor, with a cape on the back, and the painting style is different from ordinary people, so it is easy to distinguish. "
"The painting style is different?" Mirona asked puzzled.
"It means that you can tell that person is the prince at a glance." Lin Tianyin said nonchalantly. Although the author tried his best to show how perfect the prince is in the description of the original book, I don't know if it is because of the author's limited level. He looks a bit of a jerk in various aspects, but he is also disgustingly handsome. Of course, he didn't know if he was with Mirona in the end. Lin Tianyin hadn't finished reading that story at all, and she didn't even know what the devil was like.
After hearing what Lin Tianyin said, Mirona nodded half-understanding. Lin Tianyin didn't expect Mirona to understand, because she was mainly talking to the monkeys. This monkey seems to be very intelligent and can understand the meaning of human words accurately. And in order to build a good relationship with the monkey, she specially bought a bunch of bananas for the monkey to eat on the way back. Sure enough, after eating the bananas, the monkey's intimacy with her surpassed that of Mirona and Gagaff. Lin Tianyin felt that the plan to let the monkey steal the prince's wallet became more and more foolproof.
In short, after the three of them made do in Ah Fu's dilapidated house for one night, the next day, Lin Tianyin and his gang went in ambush in the woods outside the city, preparing to wait and wait to ambush the prince. Although the method is primitive, there is no other good way, because the plot has become messy, so it is impossible for them to be discovered by the prince and the head of the knight order in the burned house like in the original book. And I don’t know if it’s an illusion that Mirona is affected by her less and less like a good person. In the original book, she was supposed to be the pure little virgin who fell in love with the prince, but now she was instigated by her to grab the prince’s purse...
The sun in the sky was very dazzling, and the three people who waited in the woods waited for nothing after a morning of ambush. Everyone was sweating profusely, and the monkey still pooped on the spot.
The three of them suddenly felt that their actions were a bit stupid, and they began to consider whether they should continue to wait or go to the lake to grab something to eat. The monkey that Lin Tianyin brought with him suddenly became alert and called "Zhi Zhi" twice. sound, and then rushed in one direction.
"What's wrong?!" Gargaff immediately put on his bow and arrow, and Lin Tianyin, who was lying on the ground bored, got up instantly, and looked around vigilantly: "Probably the prey is coming!"
Calculating the time, the prince should have appeared at about the same time. They should be going to Wuming Village as in the original book, and they would definitely pass this road. But the opponents are the prince and the leader of the knights. Both of them are very skilled. If they meet directly face to face, they will definitely not be their opponents. Lin Tianyin originally planned to follow the two people back to the town and wait for an opportunity to act, but the monkey actually made a move directly! Big trouble now!
Lin Tianyin felt anxious and hesitated whether to abandon the monkey and run away or to cover the monkey. Just when she was still hesitating, Mirona suddenly exclaimed and pointed forward. Lin Tianyin looked in the direction she was pointing, and saw the monkey running out of the bushes with a heavy bag on its back, screaming and running away.
Got it so soon? ! Lin Tianyin couldn't help being shocked by the monkey's efficiency. It seemed that she was robbed in the blink of an eye. Is this monkey a born thief? !
"Stop!! Damn monkey!"
When the monkey ran away from the three of them with his pockets on his back, another angry shout sounded in the woods. Lin Tianyin looked in the direction and saw a silver knight wearing knight armor, holding a giant sword in his hand. Dun showed suspicious eyes when he saw the three of them.
"Are you and that monkey in the same group..."
It was the head of the knights, Lin Tianyin immediately realized that the prince didn't seem to be chasing him, and asked the head of the knights to catch the monkey. Mirona and Gargaff's expressions were a little ugly, but they didn't expect to be bumped into them!
"Run!" Gargaff reacted immediately, grabbed Mirona's hand and ran. Seeing the reaction of these guilty guys, the silver knight was furious, and raised the silver sword in his hand in the direction of the two people's escape: "You dare to rob the Wang family's property, you should be sentenced to death!"
After seeing the sword raised by the silver knight, Lin Tianyin's heartbeat accelerated sharply. This move is the extremely lethal nirvana of the head of the knight order in the original book, Zhanlongjue! Is he going to use it on them at this time? ! One of them is the heroine who should have been rescued by him in the original book and secretly admired...
Once hit by that move, she will die, Lin Tianyin broke out in a cold sweat, she must stop this guy! By the way, there is a flaw!
"Look here, big idiot!"
Lin Tianyin, who was hiding in the bushes, rushed out. When the Silver Knight turned his head, suddenly two stinking things flew towards him. Before he realized what was going on, the two things had already " "Crack" hit him in the face.
"Ugh!! What is this?! It stinks!!"
The Silver Knight's energy storage ability was forced to stop, and something khaki covered his eyes. Lin Tianyin took advantage of this moment to rush forward, knocked down the head of the Knights with a punch, and then chased after Mirona and Gagav who were fleeing.
wait for her! !
Lin Tianyin was still in shock, she just did something that would cause endless troubles...
… She hit the head of the Knights with a monkey's shit ball.
Shit, this is the rhythm of feuding with the original protagonists before the plot begins! !