Eddie was stunned. Seeing his uncle's businesslike appearance, he should have really couldn't stand the daily persuasion of the elders' home, so he came to perfunctory to appease the hearts of the elders.
For the Sadhguru people, only by finding a suitable partner can they leave the most powerful and perfect genes in order to cultivate excellent offspring.
His uncle's genetics are so perfect that the Sadgorians will always hold the most important seats in the Galactic Council. With such a perfect gene, the people in the elders' home are naturally eager to pass it on.
Eddie scratched his head and asked, "Uncle Hughes, you brought the entire staff over to collect information for you? Isn't this battle too exaggerated?"
Hughes replied: "This is the most efficient way. According to the records, we Sagoro people have never been to the earth, and there is no part of the genes that are adapted to the earth's environment, bacteria or microorganisms. It is very dangerous to approach the earth rashly."
Eddie said: "Actually, you can choose to get closer to the earth one step at a time. With your powerful genes, it is possible to adapt to the earth's environment within 30 days."
Hughes shook his head and said, "I don't have that much time. It's better for the staff to draw up a long-distance strategy for the other side to say they are willing."
Although Eddie was just an adult, he had a good chat with those Sadgorians who had a partner before he started his journey of wandering for a hundred years. He felt that it was necessary to instill some related concepts in his uncle's mind.
He said: "Uncle Hughes, pursuing a partner is not such a routine thing. You have to understand what they are thinking and pursue it with your heart."
Hughes looked over, frowning slightly and did not speak.
As soon as Eddie saw it, he continued: "My good friend Billy, his partner is a winged man, and the tradition of courtship among winged men is singing and dancing. It's better for Billy to let him dance than to throw him on an uncivilized planet. Go practice for a few years."
With an exaggerated expression, he spread his hands: "In the end, it wasn't to pursue a partner. It took three years to learn the courtship dance of the winged man, and this was the pursuit of success. Therefore, the pursuit of a partner can't just be about efficiency, that's not acceptable. "
Hughes frowned slightly and said, "If it takes too long, it doesn't matter if I don't have a partner. These seven days are the longest period I have given."
Eddie wanted to persuade, but at this moment, the communicator on the table rang.
Hughes pressed the communicator, and a light screen appeared in the center of the room. The person above the light screen is the chief of staff of Hughes.
The chief of staff raised his hand to salute, and then said: "Your Majesty, Your Highness Eddie. The data collection work has been completed, and the Earthman research report has been issued."
Hughes nodded slightly and said, "Speak directly."
The chief of staff directly began to report the research results of this period of time, and the entire staff group collected earth data together, which was very efficient.
The brainwaves of the Sadhguru can materialize, thereby accomplishing various technological developments.
For example, the huge starship they are riding on is completely controlled by the embodied brain waves of Hughes.
The embodied brain waves are equivalent to the control center of the entire starship, and daily operations do not require specific instructions from Hughes to operate on their own.
When needed, Hughes can also directly connect to the embodied brain waves, feel the changes in every part of the starship, control monitoring equipment, weapon equipment and so on.
The more powerful the Sadhgorus, the more powerful the brainwaves, and the more embodied brainwaves can be separated out at the same time to complete more automated operations.
Before adapting to the earth's environment, the Sadhgorus did not dare to approach the earth easily, and the staff could only collect information through embodied brain waves.
Fortunately, the scientific and technological civilization of the earth is relatively developed, and various electromagnetic waves escape from this blue planet. The staff captured these electromagnetic waves and analyzed specific information from them, thus collecting various data about the earth.
After a powerful staff database analysis, they came up with a report that met the requirements in a short period of time.
The chief of staff has been with Hughes for many years, and he knows the character of His Majesty the Emperor very well.
He said straight to the point: "Your Majesty, what you need is the fastest way to impress a person on earth. After our research, in this country called Huaxia, the most commonly used names between partners are husband and wife. No formal ceremony was held. partners, they call them boyfriends and girlfriends."
As the chief of staff spoke, various data and pictures appeared on the light curtain.
"After our analysis, this person has the most Chinese people call him husband, boyfriend, and even many Chinese people shouted when they saw his photos, I am willing, I can."
A photo appeared in the light curtain, but anyone from China would recognize this person. He is a traffic niche who has been popular all over the country in recent years, and he claims to be the husband of hundreds of millions of girls.
Hughes frowned slightly, and the serious expression on his face was no different from when he was handling official business. He took a closer look at the Earthlings in front of him and found nothing special, so he asked questions.
"Let's not discuss the concept of earth people's partner, in what way does this earth person impress the hearts of other earth people?"
The chief of staff raised his hand and said, "Speaking of which, this belongs to the realm that the Sadhgorus cannot understand, and the earthlings call it a star."
The content on the screen has also changed, and there have been video clips of various concerts or TV dramas of Xiaosheng. In addition, there are also occasions where fans chanted "I love you, I do" on various occasions. class scene.
Hughes frowned more and more tightly. When he saw the kissing scene in the TV series, he finally couldn't help asking: "Why is his partner different every time? Isn't the partnership between earthlings one-on-one? of?"
The Sadhguru people are famous for their fidelity in the universe. In their lives, they either stay with their partners for life, or they are lonely for the rest of their lives, and they never change partners.
The chief of staff explained: "This is not his real companion."
Eddie couldn't help but interjected and asked, "Are Earthlings so free-wheeling? Can they be so close without being a partner?"
On the side of Hughes, dark golden lines light up on his face, which means that he is thinking and is not in a good mood.
Seeing this, the chief of staff quickly explained: "This is a form of performance called drama on the earth. They often have the role of a partner in the drama, but it is not a real partnership, but just pretends to be a partnership for confession. It's just entertainment for the other Earthlings."
Hughes gave up thinking about the entertainment method of Earthlings, which seemed incomprehensible to the Sadhgorus, and said directly: "This method is not suitable for me, and I will not accept pretending to be a partner with other people in order to pursue a partner. "
The Chief of Staff naturally also knew that his Majesty was a typical Sadhguru, no matter if he was not concerned about finding a suitable partner, the loyalty from his bones could not be changed.
This method is naturally not suitable for the other party, and he has a second set of plans.
The picture on the screen changed, from the earthman to a rectangular flat object, next to some related materials.
The chief of staff explained: "This object is called a mobile phone. It is a communication tool on earth today, which is equivalent to our communicator, but in addition, this mobile phone also integrates various entertainment functions."
The chief of staff smiled and said, "Most people on Earth are inseparable from mobile phones. Through our research, there is a very popular software loaded on Huaxia mobile phones recently, called Love and ××People."
Hughes didn't understand why the chief of staff turned the topic in this direction, but he knew that the staff had always been reliable, so he didn't ask any more questions.
After all, Eddie was young and couldn't hold his breath. He asked directly, "What does the way of entertainment of this earth person have to do with us?"
The chief of staff said: "This is related to His Majesty's request. I want the people of the earth to be tempted and say a few words of my will in a short time. According to our analysis, it can be executed through similar software."
Following his explanation, countless Chinese people appeared on the screen in the communication area called the Internet, shouting the name of this love and xx person, and calling themselves a certain lady group.
Chief of Staff: "According to our analysis, after loading this software, most people on Earth will become the partner of a certain character within the shortest day and within seven days at the latest, and confess to them aloud, saying all kinds of things about me. words like willing."
"So the best solution we came up with is that His Majesty uses brain waves to visualize a similar piece of software and load it on the mobile phone that fits your partner. If you communicate with him in this way, you will be able to impress the other party within seven days."
After thinking for a moment, Hughes nodded his head and said, "Yes, just follow this plan."
The chief of staff saluted and said, "Since Your Majesty has agreed to this plan, we will start to revise the details. According to our analysis software, all kinds of love scenes that Chinese people like are loaded. Only in this software can we design a variety of It's the love story that impresses your fit partner."
Eddie was a little surprised and asked, "Have you also found relevant information on the way of earth people's love?"
Chief of Staff: "Yes, in the entertainment branch of Huaxia people, there is a branch that has become a romance novel, which can become a reference database for our design software."
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The starship above the earth is in full swing with the earthling pursuit plan, and the earthling Du Yan, who is the target of the plan, is still troubled by the sister named Luo Ruoqing.
After changing the dormitory and leaving Zhao Hailiang's gang, Du Yan doesn't have to worry about being instructed in the dormitory.
However, in addition to Zhao Hailiang, there are still many people looking for trouble, such as now. Du Yan's phone was gone. This little prank could not cause much harm, but it made him very upset.
Du Yan was holding a person's collar in his hand, his face was gloomy, and he was in a really bad mood now. The person who was arrested was named Fan Jian. He belonged to the kind of clown-like existence in the class. If it sounds good, it is a lively atmosphere, and if it sounds ugly, it is a shit stick.
This kind of person is usually a follower of the crowd. Seeing that many people bully Du Yan, they will always do some tricks on Du Yan to gain the attention and favor of some people.
However, when Du Yan directly took Fan Jian out, the other party even begged for mercy and said he would help Du Yan get his phone back.
The two went all the way to the small garden in the school. Du Yan let go of Fan Jian's collar and raised his chin.
"Where's the phone? Get it back for me."
Fan Jian nodded again and again and said, "Okay, okay, I'll go right now."
Seeing Du Yan's gesture, Fan Jian ran into the flowerbed almost like a shit.
He didn't expect the situation in front of him at all. This Du Yan had been bullied in the past and kept silent, and it was not the first time that he had hidden his mobile phone.
Every time Fan Jian hid Du Yan's cell phone, the other party would buy something good to beg him to reveal the actual location, and then find the cell phone by himself.
Unexpectedly, today Du Yan took him directly into the toilet and beat and threatened him. Fan Jian touched the rib, and he didn't know if Du Yan had suddenly opened up the second vein of Du Yan, and his attack was ruthless and poisonous.
At that time, Fan Jian was in so much pain that he almost burst into tears, but he couldn't see any scars on his body.
In this case, even if he wanted to go to the teacher to complain afterward, it would be useless. After all, there was no evidence. In the eyes of those teachers, Du Yan was an honest and undisturbed blue-chip student, so naturally he would not believe Fan Jian's side words.
So Fan Jian could only obediently bring Du Yan to find the phone, and decided to stay away from this strange person in the future.
Du Yan stood by and waited for a few minutes, then watched Fang Fan Jian come over with his mobile phone.
He took the phone and turned it on, and found that there was no damage. He nodded and said, "Go away, don't bother me in the future."
Du Yan sat on the bench and watched Fan Jian leave in a hurry.
He knew that Fan Jian was just a clown jumping beams, and the root cause was Luo Ruoqing and Tang Liang. If Luo Ruoqing has been so hostile to him, there will always be people who don't have long eyes looking for trouble.
To make Luo Ruoqing not trouble him, the most concise and clear way is to transfer schools to avoid it. However, this is not the method that Du Yan's character will choose, he is thinking of another method.
This kind of person can only settle down obediently if she hurts her face and is taught a deep enough lesson.
However, the current Du Yan seems to have no capital to teach Luo Ruoqing a profound enough lesson. He leaned back on the back of the chair and pinched his eyebrows, feeling a little distracted.
It's lunch break now, and Du Yan doesn't want to go back to the dormitory, so he just rests here and takes a good look at what happened during the period of admission.
Thinking of this, Du Yan decided to look through the chat record with his so-called father in WeChat.
He just swiped the screen and found an unexplained pink icon on his phone.
The name of this APP is also very strange, called "Domineering Sadhguru people fall in love with me".
"..., what rogue software."
Du Yan's mobile phone has a lock screen password. Naturally, it is impossible for Fan Jian to install it on him so boringly. The software that appears out of thin air can only be that kind of rogue software.
He frowned and didn't open it.