People always make some mistakes in this world, big mistakes and small mistakes are constantly intertwined, but some mistakes, once made, are enough to be unforgettable.
System 027 was arrested for sleeping late and fell in love with getting up early.
He has developed a good habit of going to bed early and getting up early, and all of this is to remember history, and he will never forget why he was planted on Shen Fengyue!
Recalling the prosperous years of the past, 027 burst into tears, weeping bitterly, and wished he could catch himself, who had never done anything better, and rewarded a few big mouths. Let you sleep, let you sleep, it's alright, I slept until I met the devil Shen Fengyue!
The two of them didn't get along, all because of sleeping late.
Thinking of this, 027 couldn't help but wipe a handful of sad tears.
Thinking back to the beginning, how glorious it was for him to graduate from the official academy of the system and get a scholarship every year. On the day of graduation, a few buddies who made good friends with him took him to drink, and a few people got drunk.
027 There is a bad problem in the good and the good. He loves wine like his life. Once you let him drink a drop of wine, it is absolutely impossible not to get drunk today. He likes to drink, but he has a light drinker, and he is more drunk than others.
At that time, the company headquarters was selecting a system to assist bug-fixing personnel. The AIs were reluctant to take over this troublesome task. .
And the leader is also flooded with water, and it is settled with a pat on the head. So 027 was arrested after a drunken break, and reluctantly was packed and taken away to perform tasks in the world one by one.
027 used to be a good system with sunshine, gentleness, kindness, and kindness. Later, he was arrested for sleeping late and a strong man was arrested. Later, he met Shen Fengyue, the man who left an indelible shadow on his whole life.
For 027, there is a poison that has no solution in this world, called Shen Fengyue, the effect is more than Hedinghong, paraquat, and a sword lock throat... It is extremely poisonous, and anyone who encounters him will be poisoned stupidly. 027 is the best example.
He claims that he is also a generation of smart people, full of crazy ideas, and ordinary people really can't do anything to him.
There is a sentence to say, can't you speak well, you have to set up an fg.
027 didn't expect fg to fall so fast, and soon after, he met Shen Fengyue, the old enemy of this life.
Shen Fengyue is good at digging pits, and she specializes in it. 027, who spontaneously fell into the pit, was full of tears, thinking that you were not born to beat me!
027 After taking Shen Fengyue, the psychological quality is not generally high. Gradually perverted, gradually cold and ruthless, and gradually developed the ability to swear at level 10, all thanks to Shen Fengyue.
But he has always had a little secret, which Shen Fengyue never knew.
027 has a secret data room of his own. He uses the internal data to pinch the Shen Fengyue from the whole room in a one-to-one ratio. Every time he gets angry, he beats and destroys one, so he often changes it.
Shen Fengyue sometimes hears the faint sound of heavy objects falling in her mind, that is, 027 is cleaning up the damaged "data Shen Fengyue".
027 is also a full-fledged little guard against pornography. Ever since he encountered the court world and has had his eyes hurt too many times, he has become proficient in the art of the room, and he can use any posture at will. Because of this, as long as he sees a little bit of erotic things now, he will immediately go berserk, and his emotions will be twisted into a mess.
These things cannot exist! (akimbo mania.jpg)
027 Although they often quarrel with Shen Fengyue, their relationship is surprisingly good. It doesn't matter if you quarrel and provoke on weekdays, at critical moments, you will swear to protect each other.
Such a firm revolutionary friendship made bug very puzzled, and did not understand what happened to their friendship.
027 is always thinking in the dark, let him be the AI to teach Shen Fengyue how to do it, good things, we must share it with everyone! The scourge should have a larger area!
However, it is unfair that Shen Fengyue has only experienced his one system, and before he has time to harm other AI, he resigned and took a large bonus to go home to eat and drink and live the rest of his life in peace. 027 was gnashing his teeth with hatred, but he couldn't beat Shen Fengyue, and the object of others was not easy to mess with.
System 001: I am me, I will help you beat him! Good.
027: Go! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
When it comes to System 001, this is another bad fate.
001, from the point of view of the number, is so advanced, it must be not simple, and it is not simple.
001 is the head of the consular family of the AI Association, the future heir of the AI Association, the most powerful family in the giant family, and the real crown prince of the AI world. People are handsome and have a lot of money to live... Bah! Anywhere is good, but unfortunately he is a pervert, and sometimes he will always do some unbelievable pranks - for example, women's clothes lie to him.
Both 001 and 027 are studying in the most famous universities in the AI world, and they are still classmates. 001 is thankful to his father for his dark-box operation, which allows him to get together with 027.
027 is a good system, a string of codes is neat and beautiful, and it is very popular with some female AI in the academy.
As soon as school started, he would always receive love letters from some female AI, and some people even called him out to confess to him. 027 was crazy and wanted to fall in love, but thinking about his father's advice to him, he had to study hard every day, and don't think blindly all day long, so he could only refuse.
But gradually, confessions and love letters decreased or even disappeared. When 027 thought it was his own problem and stopped attracting the little girl, he learned the truth.
All this is a good thing done by his roommate 001!
There is a mentality called hatred for the rich, which exists not only in humans, but also in AI. 027 especially looked down on his rich x generation at the same table. This guy always looked at the gifts he received with contempt, and then handed the ones he bought to him.
In this regard, 027 is very disdainful. Pooh! The courtesy is light and the people are the most important, who wants your broken things! I don't care!
He avoided 001 like a flood. In addition to this one, there is one more important point, that is, 001 always looks at him with a deep look.
Every time 027 was chatting and laughing with others, he could feel a scorching gaze from his back. Looking back, he could always see 001 staring at him for a moment.
There were so many things in those eyes that he was frightened and frightened.
001 always likes to look at him, and looks at him all the time. It would have been covered up earlier, but later he was more blatant when he discovered it. Plus, he was the crown prince, and no one could control him, so no one could help 027.
Under the high-pressure gaze of the other party, he was stared at for many years until graduation.
027, who just graduated, is very happy, because this way, you can stay away from 001, but who would have guessed that he entered the tiger's den after leaving the wolf's den. This AI is unlucky, and the devils encountered are one after another.
027 After doing a few tasks with Shen Fengyue, he finally had time to go on a blind date.
Having been single for many years, he values this blind date very much. Whether he can get off the single depends on this time!
So he dressed up well that day and arrived at the blind date on time.
The blind date is a delicate and timid little girl, who is a statistic taller than him, but the kind that is so sweet that it will soon melt. The flaws do not hide the beauty, 027 is very satisfied, fell in love at first sight, and even struggled with the epic question of how many children they should have after they got married.
The little girl also seemed to like him very much, and the two almost became. That's right, it was almost, 027 regretted the fall when he remembered that one.
At that time, he was holding hands with the little girl, and the little girl's hand was slender and long, and he clasped his fingers upside down.
Oh yo, so active? Although he is a little older than him, he doesn't care about this in terms of how cute he is. He lost his mind while holding it, and then accidentally fell down, pressing his other hand on the hem of the little girl's skirt.
He touched something, something that does not belong to female AI.
The whole world is quiet.
027 released his hand, frowned, and looked at each other with a deep expression.
Little girl, oh no, it should be said that after 001 saw that his identity was exposed, he didn't continue to pretend, he directly removed the disguise, and wrapped 027 in his arms with his long arms.
At that moment, 027's heart collapsed.
fuck why.
Since then, 001 has pestered him again.
Body shaping technology is a good thing, but it's a double-edged sword, with both pros and cons.
Before this technology was invented, AI people could only have spiritual love when they were in love, and no physical contact was possible. But since Shen Fengyue's object bug invented the body shaping technology, some ai-001s, whose hearts are filthy and plotting against their companions, have begun to move.
In the early days of technology invention, the price was very expensive, and ordinary AI could not afford it. But 001 was different. He immediately paid a huge sum of money to customize two bodies, and then tricked 027 into the house one night.
Before the latter could react, he was forcibly packed into his body.
That night, the day 001 got his wish came to 027.
Afterwards, 027 was bitten by the horn: Fuck, why. 001, Shen Fengyue, I hate you! QAQ
001 chuckled and said, "So you still have strength." Then he turned over and pressed him in a frenzy, and shot 027 again.
027:…
This time it was completely quiet and completely exhausted. He could only scold the man behind him and Shen Fengyue over and over again in his heart.