The Villain Has Been Coveting Me for a Long Time

Chapter 31: Hey, which little yellow croaker are you?

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The house leak happened to rain overnight, and when Shen Fengyue woke up the next day, she found that her nose was a little blocked. I sniffed, because only one side can breathe air, so I feel that the oxygen content has been reduced by half, which is very uncomfortable.

"What's wrong with me.

The voice in her mouth was extremely hoarse, Shen Fengyue swallowed the second half of the sentence, and went to the bathroom to wash after getting dressed.

Looking up at the mirror, the healthy little angel in the mirror was blushing and slightly swollen. Shen Fengyue stretched out her hand and poked it, as if she could feel the pain of being drenched in water.

The watery eyes were dyed with a layer of water light, coupled with the blue eyes, it looked like a clean and beautiful living spring, revealing infinite vitality.

In the blink of an eye, a tear slid down the lower eyelashes and fell straight down. Shen Fengyue wiped that eye, twitched her nose, and made a whirring sound, thinking that she might not catch a cold this time.

The system was surprised: "You, don't cry."

Shen Fengyue wiped her face and said, "I should have a cold. When I have a cold, I am prone to nasal congestion, runny nose, sneezing, and tears in one eye. I didn't expect this symptom to be brought here. ."

The system said, "Yes, you soaked in the water for too long yesterday."

After Shen Fengyue finished packing, she went to eat breakfast, nibbling dry bread in her mouth, looking at the scenery outside through the wide open window with infinite sadness. Seeing the empty place where the boat was originally tied, he touched his chest, tears welling up in his eyes, and his heart ached.

Although the small broken boat is small and broken, it is still real estate after all, right, and this time it was lost to the wife and the soldiers, the small broken boat sank, and even caught a small broken net.

Shen Fengyue, who was severely hit financially, was chewing the bread and was about to swallow it because the bread was too hard and her throat got stuck.

"Cough, uh..." He hurriedly picked up the water glass at hand and took a big mouthful of it. He drank a whole cup before swallowing the bread. Shen Fengyue held her forehead, and felt that the critical attack just now made him a little dizzy, and his face became bigger.

There is only one small dried fish hanging on the window, swaying in the wind, exuding infinite charm and temptation.

The little dried fish that was left had indeed seduced a familiar visitor.

When it flew from the sky, its eyes locked on this little dried fish that twisted and twisted with infinite charm, and it slid from the sky with its wings open.

Oh, this little dried fish is damn delicious!

A perfect glide, docked gracefully by the window. It rolled its eyes, looked into the window, and found that the murderous human was stroking his forehead and closing his eyes to rest, so he felt relieved and opened his mouth to bite the small dried fish.

"Fuck, there are birds stealing fish!" The system shouted at the right time.

Shen Fengyue opened her eyes abruptly, turned her head sideways, and glanced at the seagull with a cold and stern gaze. The next moment, she grabbed the fork in front of her and shot at the seagull, aggressively.

Little Seagull: "!!!"

I didn't expect this human to move so fast. The little seagull just touched it with its mouth, and was shot down in the next second. Before it fell, it bit down and pulled the small fish off the hook. After landing, it swallowed the pain with its mouth open.

Shen Fengyue: "... Tsk."

Shen Fengyue saw such a scene when she was picking up birds in the past, tsk tsk sighed that this bird is really a small fish, and it is also romantic to be a ghost.

"Tie it up!" The system shouted, watching the last small dried fish being eaten, "Give it some color!"

Shen Fengyue grabbed the seagull's two feet side by side, hung it upside down, went into the house and tied the feet with a thin rope, and then tied the other end to the leg of the table, neatly tying it with a dead knot. Then let go of the seagull. As soon as the little seagull was released, it immediately stood up and wanted to fly out, but was pulled back by the straight rope, and jumped up and down anxiously in the direction of the window.

Satisfied, Shen Fengyue clapped her hands and went out to the market to buy new fishing nets. Went to a specialty store and asked the boss for the strongest version, which was claimed to be the strongest net in the town, then went to visit Smith Arbor, borrowed another boat from him, and wandered into the sea to fish .

It is impossible not to fish, after all, he is now a hard-working and simple fisherman.

Before going to sea, the system reminded him: "I'm wondering if the merman differentiates himself by smell."

"Oh?" Shen Fengyue tugged at her sleeves and sniffed hard. What came to her face was the familiar smell of seawater mixed with salted fish, "Smell, it's nothing, shouldn't a standard fisherman have this smell?"

The system was about to speak but was interrupted by Shen Fengyue: "But I think what you said makes sense."

The system nodded: "Right."

"Well." So Shen Fengyue went to the market again, bought a bottle of the cheapest perfume, and sprayed it on a large area of her body.

"Ah!" Perhaps the perfume was too low-quality, and the scent made him sneeze again and again, and his head was dizzy. Shen Fengyue took the net and got on the boat, the whole person was immersed in the stuffy fragrance.

Perhaps because the system's guess was correct, Shen Fengyue, who used perfume as a cover, really didn't encounter a merman this time. He wisely changed the place to fish, got a good harvest, and returned home with a heavy bucket.

The night arrived on schedule, and the accompanying singing arrived on time.

The little seagull that was tied to the legs of the table was also tired after a day of fluttering, and now he was sleeping soundly. She tucked her head into the thick white feathers, and the fluff on her chest rose and fell slightly with its steady breathing.

Moonlight penetrated into the hut and kissed the face of the sleeping man on the bed softly. The corners of his lips curled slightly, and his face was peaceful and calm. Under the moonlight, those small freckles on his face disappeared, leaving only a soft light.

The singing voice also came in at this time, curling Nana, intricately woven, as if it were rolling, and it was entangled in Shen Fengyue's ears again.

The originally calm brows were slowly closed and gathered into a small pimple, and then the person on the bed opened his eyes, his eyes were confused and quickly sobered up, dyed with a strong hostility.

Shen Fengyue has a feeling of getting up, very serious. And once you wake up, things will go badly.

He first took a few deep breaths and tried to calm himself down, but he didn't expect that the singing would still not stop, and it became more and more arrogant. Shen Fengyue had a dark face and suddenly shouted.

"Ahhhh!!!!!!-" Then he rolled over and got out of bed, put on his clothes, and hurried out the door with extremely heavy footsteps.

The little seagull was awakened by his angry shout, and his body was shaken a few times.

Little Seagull: ... Hey, who is so daring to provoke him

Shen Fengyue picked up the harpoon next to the door and strode towards the sea.

After arriving at the destination, I saw the merman. Tonight, his posture was not as contrived as before. Instead, he was sitting on the reef, his long tail was stirred in the water, he looked a little boring, but the voice in his mouth But it didn't stop.

Shen Fengyue leaned her back on a boulder on the beach, with her harpoon in the sand, squinting her eyes and looking at the mermaid singing not far away.

Siren smelled the familiar smell, and his spirit was lifted, and he turned his head to look immediately. The merman's eyesight was excellent, even at night, it didn't hinder him, so he happened to meet Shen Fengyue's unfriendly gaze.

The voice on his lips paused for a second, and the next second turned into a long whistle blowing directly at Shen Fengyue. After a full minute, it changed to a melodious and cheerful tone. Humming and humming, he couldn't help but slap his tail, causing a splash of water.

The sound of slapping the water surface turned into slaps one by one, calling towards Shen Fengyue's face, making a slap.

His chest heaved greatly, and after a long exhalation, he said, "Very good. He's done."

The system still doesn't understand what this means: "Huh?"

The next moment Shen Fengyue's slightly hoarse voice came out, and because it was shouting at her throat, it was slightly rough and broken.

"Hey—, sing a folk song—"

"Sing here and there and—"

"Folk songs are like spring river water~ oh~ oh~, I'm not afraid that there are many dangerous bays, and there are many bays~"

The simple lyrics, brainwashing melody, and Shen Fengyue's approximate roaring style instantly occupy the main body. The merman was stunned for a moment, and the cheerful and beautiful mouth in his mouth first weakened, then turned into a fine sound, and finally turned into nothingness. He looked at Shen Fengyue in shock, forgot his movements for a while, and even stopped flapping his tail and hung weakly on the edge of the reef.

The system was also dumbfounded. It looked at Shen Fengyue's neck with blue veins, and its eyes were full of coldness, thinking that this person might not have been played bad.

Seeing that Shen Fengyue had calmed down, she threw the harpoon in her hand, folded her hands in front of her chest, leaned her back against the boulder, chose a position that she felt comfortable with, sniffled, laughed in anger, and then sang: "The sun is coming out. I climbed the hill, I got to the top and I wanted to sing—"

The siren looked at him, his tail moving slightly.

The system said: "Shen Fengyue, wake up a little!"

But Shen Fengyue had obviously lost his mind. He put his right thumb and index finger to his mouth, took in a breath through his nose, and blew them out through his lips.

A sharp whistle came from his mouth, three in a row, the last one with a frivolous arc at the end.

Shen Fengyue felt that she had finished provoking the other party, so she put down her hand, raised her chin at the mermaid, and continued to roar: "Singing to my sister, my sister, she laughed when she heard my singing—"

After singing this section, he smiled at the merman and said arrogantly, "You sing, you sing again!"

Siren can't understand human language, but he understands the three whistles in front. In the mermen, the whistles represent the signal of communication. After both parties whistle, they will enter the Douyin section. Seeing that Shen Fengyue sang two songs in a row and smiled at him, she must be waiting for him!

He excitedly flicked his tail, stretched out his arms and roared back at the moon, and then sang another tune. This tune was so high-pitched that it was already a voice that humans could not reach and sing.

It is melodious and soft, although it is tall but not sharp, it is like a gust of wind, gently blowing into your ears, and then falling into your heart.

Very comfortable, this is the innate talent of the merman

—The sound of being kissed by an angel.

Although the system is on the same line as Shen Fengyue, but at this moment, he is also bewildered by this wonderful singing, and can't help but admire.

Although this song is good, it is not enough compared to Shen Fengyue's waking up spirit. He curled his lips in disdain, hummed coldly from his nose, a stronger melody flashed in his mind, and he opened his mouth: "Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat, brother, I'll walk on the shore, love and love swaying on the rope~"

Siren's singing was severely impacted by the song "The Tracker's Love", but he still insisted on finishing singing, and then faced the moonlight and evoked a smile at Shen Fengyue.

The sharp teeth in his mouth were faintly visible in the bright white moonlight.

Shen Fengyue: "..." Tsk, scare me

So the intimidated Shen Fengyue sang harder, and the siren followed the principle of "he doesn't move me, he wants to move me harder", and sang more vigorously.

The two of you come and go, you hum and I roar all night, and only stop when the sky is dawn. Shen Fengyue squinted to see the morning light, with thick dark circles under his eyes, his throat was hoarse and painful, and the only sound he made when he spoke was an inaudible sound.

Shen Fengyue: "..." Then he wanted to kill.

Siren sang all night, but because of his super talent, he seemed effortless, but he felt very comfortable. After he smiled at Shen Fengyue, he jumped into the sea.

Shen Fengyue: "..."

Watching all this silently, after a while, he said quietly: "Damn, don't stop me, I'm going to kill that mentally retarded fish! He must be a bug!"

The system only listened carefully to hear the complete sentence from the bubbles. It was shocked when it heard it clearly, and persuaded: "Calm down, calm down, old Shen! Please wake me up!"

Shen Fengyue suddenly came up with a plan: "Can you poison that bug if I poison it into the sea?"

The system said: "Don't, don't, you are destroying the ecosystem of the sub-world, and you will be deducted from your salary if you violate the company's regulations. And the sea is so big, you have already been purified."

When Shen Fengyue heard that she was going to deduct her salary, she suddenly stopped, her brows and eyes drooped down, and she looked so aggrieved and haggard.

The system felt that if he let him go on like this, he might really have to do something in the newspaper office, so it drove him back to sleep.

"Oh. Got it." Shen Fengyue wiped her eyes, picked up the harpoon on the ground, went back to the house one step at a time, and fell asleep on the bed until the next night.