Click, click.
Shen Fengyue was paralyzed on the sofa, with a U-shaped pillow stuck around her neck, a bag of potato chips in her left hand, and her right hand was digging out potato chips.
Click, click.
After eating a potato chip again, he repeated the action of taking out the pocket of the potato chips, but it came to nothing.
"Eh?"
Shen Fengyue lifted the bag to look inside, and found that she had already finished eating, so she threw the bag into the trash can, and picked up the electronic remote sensor with greasy hands to change the channel.
At this time, it has been a month since the last mission, and Shen Fengyue, who has been emotionally weak, is free and has time to take a good rest.
As for the system, it is said that he finally went to the kiss of his dreams. For a month, he has been haunted by ghosts, so without the interference of artificial mental retardation, he has lived a life of drunken life in a salty fish and fat house.
Eat, sleep, play games.
Today, because the game is stuck, I casually watch TV to adjust my mood, and the TV turns to a TV series.
The people in the play are dressed in ancient costumes. I think this is a costume drama.
A woman walks far away in the picture. She is covered in silk and satin, with a towering bun, and her head is full of pearls. Her delicate makeup complements her picturesque eyes. Feng Yue stopped the hand that quickly turned the table.
He stared at the woman's face, which was hailed as the most beautiful face of contemporary female stars. The next moment, he saw the woman arrogantly looking at the person with her back to the audience not far away. The voice broke through the sky.
"Yo~~~ Where did this pheasant come from, and dare to be an eyesore in front of this palace?"
The "yo" screamed back and forth with waves, which successfully shocked Shen Fengyue. He shook his hand and quickly clicked the switch button.
Shen Fengyue covered her face and whispered, "Sure enough, this actress A is a famous vase."
Something under the butt suddenly vibrated, and when I reached out to take it, I found that it was a communicator, and the system dialogue prompt was extremely conspicuous.
[I hate blind dates]: Lord Shen~~~
Shen Fengyue quickly replied: Yo, have you changed your name
The next moment, the voice call of the system has come, and Shen Fengyue answers reluctantly: "Is something wrong?"
System: "Master Shen, I have an idea."
Shen Fengyue: "You are not allowed to think."
The opposite system was choked: "Well, I have a small request."
"Speak." He liked to hear these words, and Shen Fengyue immediately sat up from the sofa and waited.
System: "Look, we've all had a month off, is it time to go on a mission? There are a lot of bonuses."
"emmmmmmmmmmm," the system isn't diligent data, there will always be ghosts if something goes wrong, "don't pretend, you've been in the dark this month, and you're still making a fuss about going to work, what's going on? The blind date isn't going well?"
As soon as the system on the opposite side heard it, the crying voice came out in the next second, crying to the only object of his confession: "Damn, I have been deceived badly! I thought she was a sweet little girl, but I didn't expect it to be better than me. It’s still too big! It’s the AI of the consul’s family of the AI Association, who has been pestering me every day these days, can’t I hide it if I can’t be provoked?!”
Shen Fengyue was shocked: "What?! Are you going to marry into a wealthy family before me?"
System: "Go rolling, I am steel straight!"
"so… "
"So I plan to escape." The system took over his words and promised, "Don't worry, I owe you this time. If there is a need for me, I will go through fire and water and do whatever it takes."
Everyone's system said it was like that, and it would be too impersonal not to agree, so Shen Fengyue nodded and agreed, packed up and went to the headquarters to report.
The system originally meant to say what it meant, but it turned out to be a prophecy.
It was close to night, and the dark clouds obscured the moon, making it less radiant, hanging in the sky like a wet halo dripping from water on stained letterhead.
The palace is the gentle hometown of emperors, and the place that ordinary people yearn for.
Skip the red walls and green tiles, and enter the palace concubine's boudoir. A red candle was burning on the dressing table, and a stunning woman stared in the mirror.
It is said that looking at the beauty under the lamp is the most charming, the woman's skin is as thick as fat, the face is as white as jade, the long black hair is scattered on the back like a waterfall, and the end hangs down to the waist. A pair of long and slightly curved eyebrows hang on a goose egg face, Qiong's nose is high and straight, and her lips are slightly reddish.
The most eye-catching is also the eyes, the head of the eye is slightly downward, but the end of the eye is raised and hooked up.
When those eyes looked at the mirror, their eyes were clear, and there seemed to be light flowing through them.
Yingying is a water room, and the pulse is full of affection.
It's like there's a small hook hidden in his eyes, and he will be fascinated by teaching people to look at them.
—A beauty without a doubt.
She stared at herself in the mirror for a long time, and was silent for a long time, then suddenly touched her body, and she was relieved after confirming that the thing was still there.
Shen Fengyue: "System, explain."
The voice that came out was actually a male voice, Shen Fengyue touched her neck again, and looked at the face of Qingguo Qingcheng in her glasses, she couldn't believe it.
what's going on
The system has a very good attitude because it asks for others, and immediately said with a quick crackle.
According to what the system said, he sorted it out and finally figured out what was going on.
This place is called the State of Chu, and the person he possesses is called Yan Feige, a princess who was brought in by the State of Yan because of its defeat a year ago to the State of Chu to show the friendship between the two countries. On the surface, he is the Princess Heqin, but in fact he is the unloved prince of Yan Kingdom who disguises himself as a woman and comes to Dachu as an eyeliner.
Later, he was executed by an angry emperor because he was accidentally discovered by the emperor of Chu.
After learning about all this, Shen Fengyue was completely shocked, how could there be such an operation? ! He lifted his palace skirt and looked down at his crotch, thinking that it was a man who would kill the original owner if he knew the truth.
"How did he do it?" Shen Fengyue said, stimulated by her pure male voice, and changed the topic, "It's hard for people not to notice this masculine voice, right?"
The system patiently answered: "Of course the original owner can fake voices, try it out and follow your feelings."
Shen Fengyue coughed a few times, raised the scale, and blurted out a beautiful and melodious female voice: "System."
! ! !
Unbelievable, he tried to change his tone again: "System~" suddenly became as sweet as honey.
"System." He lowered his voice again, deep and deep.
system:"… "
As if opening the door to a new world, Shen Fengyue excitedly changed her voice over and over again, finally alarming the people outside.
"Niangniang, what are your orders?" A figure was printed on the window paper.
Shen Fengyue painted a gourd like this and pretended to answer: "It's okay, let's step back."
"Yes." The figure disappeared.
After this interruption, Shen Fengyue calmed down a bit and lay back on the bed, but she was still in high spirits and struggled for a while before falling asleep.
The next day, when Shen Fengyue was hazy, she heard a female voice calling in her ear: "Niangniang, Niangniang, it's time to get up. Today, I have to go to greet the Queen and Niangniang."
"Miss."
"Miss."
"Miss?"
"Damn, what are you calling!" His voice was hoarse, halfway between male and female.
Shen Fengyue turned over and planned to go back to sleep. The moment she turned over, she suddenly realized that she had entered the mission world. She quickly opened one eye and saw a young maid lifted the curtain and looked at her.
"Niangniang." The palace maid said softly, "Please get up."
"Get up." Shen Fengyue sat up reluctantly with her hands propped up on the bed, and after being surrounded by a large group of people dressed and groomed, he sat in front of the dressing table.
The previous palace maid was supposed to be the original owner's personal maid. Standing beside him, she asked softly, "What kind of hairstyle do you want to wear?"
Shen Fengyue yawned, and the palace maid immediately cared, "The maid looks tired, but didn't sleep well last night?"
Shen Fengyue racked her brains to recall the palace dramas she had watched all her life, and Wen Xuexuan replied, "It's okay, the hairstyle is the same as in the past."
The palace maid went around behind him as instructed, her fingers nimbly and quickly combed her hair into a bun, and she didn't tug at him the whole time. Shen Fengyue really admired it.
"Which one do you want to wear today?" Linlang's jewelry was spread out on a table, and the palace maid asked.
Shen Fengyue felt a headache when she saw it: "It's good if you come."
"Hongmei thinks this red-gold flower-leaf hairpin and this pair of gold-studded ruby earrings are very suitable for the goddess." Hongmei glanced at Shen Fengyue every time she said a word, and saw him nod before putting the jewelry on his hair.
When Shen Fengyue thought it was all right and was about to get up, a palace maid hurried in from outside the house and raised her voice: "Niangniang, Niangniang, Luoxue helped you to get the new flower tin that came out in Beijing yesterday this year."
"Luoxue, why are you screaming like this in front of the lady?" Hongmei whispered.
"Oh." Luo Xue responded, holding the box in her hand to Shen Fengyue, opened it, and there was a beautiful flower-shaped pattern inside.
Shen Fengyue glanced at Hongmei, then glanced at Luoxue, and she suddenly understood that these two palace ladies had distinct personalities, one was calm and the other was lively.
The flower tin in the opened box dangled in front of him, and he suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
Sure enough, in the next second, Hongmei took out a bunch of things and said to him, "Niangniang, this servant will put on makeup for you."
After a while, it was finally over. Luo Xue brought a mirror and put it in front of him so that he could take a closer look at it. Yan Feige was already beautiful in both boys and girls, but now with makeup on, it became even more eye-catching.
Hua Dian is dotted in the middle of the eyebrows, and the rouge is spread on the cheeks, like a red glow in the sky, smiling in the mirror, and it is bright and moving.
Shen Fengyue, who had been tortured for nearly an hour, went out of the palace door and set out on the way to greet the Queen after having breakfast. She was accompanied by three people, Hongmei and Luoxue, two personal maids, and a eunuch named Yang Fugui.
Shen Fengyue upholds the belief that if you do a line of work, you must love it, and thinks that you must not collapse, so she takes the lotus step, twists her waist, and has a graceful appearance, which is like that.
For this, he also showed off to the system: "You think I'm pretty good at pretending?" Embroidered the handkerchief with a shy smile.
"..." The system was unable to speak for a long time, and after a long while he spit out a sentence, "Why are you using your comprehension on this?"
Just as Shen Fengyue was about to say something to refute it, she was interrupted by a female voice.
"Yo, it turned out to be Concubine Yan's sister. It's a coincidence that the concubine actually bumped into Concubine Yan's sister."
The line of the heroine of the ancient costume drama Vase that I watched before the time travel suddenly flashed out in my mind.
[Yo~~~ Where did this pheasant come from, and dare to be an eyesore in front of this palace?]
It is surprisingly similar, and the overlapping effect is huge.
"Who is this girl?" Shen Fengyue asked.
System: "Zhang Concubine, Zhang Jingxue, I won't deal with you because the way you are walking collided with you."
Concubine Zhang also twisted three times in one step, and came with lotus steps, wearing a rouge-colored palace dress, and the flower tin printed on her forehead, the color and style actually collided with Shen Fengyue.
If the makeup and clothes of the two women collided, oh well, I'm afraid it won't be good today.
Shen Fengyue quickly entered the role, held up her hair bun and said with a smile: "Ben Gong never imagined that I would have such a good relationship with Sister Zhang Concubine, and I will meet here. If that is the case, why don't we go together."
Concubine Zhang swept her eyes up and down quickly after reading Shen Fengyue's outfits today, scolding her mother in her heart, it's not terrible to be in a shirt, and whoever is ugly is embarrassed, but she greets her with a smile on her face: "Okay."
So a man and a woman walked together and arrived at the Weiyang Palace in three steps. At the gate of the palace, there was a long war of words, and the Ming Dynasty sneered. In the end, because Shen Fengyue was one level higher, he was humbly let in.
"Concubine Yan, please." Zhang Concubine smiled extremely unnaturally.
Shen Fengyue nodded slightly, and walked past Weiyang Palace with a smile. The Hongmei and Luoxue beside him were all happy to have won the battle.
Concubine Zhang clenched her fist, stomped her feet, soothed her emotions, put on her mask again, and went in.
After watching the whole system, I was stunned. I never expected that Shen Fengyue would enter the role so quickly, and the tearing ability was so powerful.
Entering the door, the queen is seated directly above the main hall.
Empress Wei Jing was the hair-bearing wife of Emperor Chu. She was about fifty years old. She was wearing a bright yellow palace dress with pearls embroidered on it. She sat upright, and the golden phoenix on her head did not shake. The face is kind, even if there is powder on the face, the lines added by the years at the corner of the eyes are still clearly visible.
There were other women sitting scattered on both sides, and Yingying Yanyan gathered together.
"Chen and concubine, please the Queen's concubine." Shen Fengyue saluted respectfully.
"Concubine Yan is here, go and sit aside." The queen smiled, "I know you like the candied fruit of Jiangnan's specialties, so I have already sent someone to prepare it."
Shen Fengyue thanked him and went to sit aside.
Immediately, someone from the palace came to serve tea. He picked up the teacup, pushed the tea foam away with the lid of the cup, and took a sip gracefully.
They first talked about which flowers in the imperial garden were beautiful, how the peonies were, and what other words, and then frantically pulled them on the queen, and the queen fought back. Then they talked about the new dishes in the imperial kitchen, the dishes that I liked on weekdays, and how I served the emperor.
You come and go, hide your edge, it's so lively.
Shen Fengyue was as quiet as a chicken in the corner and didn't participate. She wanted to sit and watch the women tearing at each other, but she was finally stared at by a caring person and pulled into the center of the whirlpool.
"Hey, look, Concubine Yan and Concubine Zhang are quite similar today. This flower tin, this dress, this makeup, these two people are so connected?" Someone asked.
So everyone's attention immediately focused on Shen Fengyue and Zhang Concubine.
Concubine Zhang immediately answered: "It's a coincidence that the concubine and Sister Yan have the same mind. This is because God made us bond."
Shen Fengyue put down the teacup, wiped off the water stains with a handkerchief, and immediately wanted to play, but was interrupted, so she had to take a breather.
The visitor was holding a whisk in his hand. Because it was summer, he was wearing a camel-colored eunuch uniform and a red hat. He walked slowly and slowly, with a long and sharp voice, and he stepped forward and said, "The Queen is auspicious. Xiao Shenzi gives you my best wishes. According to the emperor's words, I will come to accompany the concubine Yan in the afternoon, and I will ask the concubine to make preparations."
For some reason, Shen Fengyue's eyes were unconsciously attracted to this eunuch, and she stared at him closely.
The eunuch seemed to feel something, and looked up at him.
The eunuch's face is very white, full of fat and powder, and it should be greasy, but there is a voice telling him that it should not be like this.
He raised his eyes, his eyes seemed to have knives hidden in them, extremely sharp, but his lips were completely upturned, trying to pretend to be kind and flattering.
This is too strange, and there are doubts all over him.
Shen Fengyue felt a strange feeling in her heart, staring at the eunuch's face, her heart was full of doubts. what is it then? Is it those narrow eyes? Or is it too good-looking like a carefully carved outline
Is it... eyes? At that moment, he looked at him with an inadvertent look, a look that should not belong to his current identity.
When Shen Fengyue wanted to take a closer look, she saw that the eunuch had bowed his head and retired respectfully.
After the eunuch left, when Shen Fengyue was bathed in all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred, he suddenly realized.
What did he say just now
Keywords: Emperor, afternoon, accompany him.
Shen Fengyue was so frightened that she was so frightened that she played so hard, so exciting? !