The imperial examination was an important way for thousands of students in ancient times to enter official careers and break through stratum. It provided an opportunity for students from poor families to fight against the children of nobles.
Ge Yu is the playboy child of a small noble family in Jing'an. Father Ge was angry at him for not being a talented person, but because he was an only son, he had no choice but to think of a way for this wicked son.
Ge Yu's family has some connections, so the imperial examinations have been rubbing shoulders along the way. When friends asked him, he always pointed at Tiandao: "There is someone above me."
After saying this, my friends also understood, and they continued to drink after smiling.
On the day of the imperial examination, his parents packed his bags for him, and repeatedly told him not to be too nervous. On the contrary, Ge Yu was relaxed. What was there to be afraid of in the imperial examinations? He had already obtained the exam questions and asked someone to write the answers.
So Ge Yu hummed a song, walked lightly, and passed the inspection at the door smoothly and sat down on the seat in the compartment. As soon as the test paper was distributed, he picked up the paper and took a look at it. He knew it in his heart, and it was exactly the same. He took out the cheat sheet cryptically and quickly copied it, and then handed in the paper early.
The boy waiting outside saw him come out and asked him, "Master, are you done?"
Ge Yu stretched his waist, and after moving his limbs, he called the servant: "Go, let's accompany you to drink flower wine."
Since Shen Fengyue completed the "abortion framed up" plan, her whole person has become more relaxed. No more pretending to be pregnant, awesome!
When he is freed, the system suffers. Emperor Chu seemed to be determined to comfort him, so he stayed in Guanju Palace every night, and frequently used intra-room techniques to torment the system. Shen Fengyue had been woken up by the system's sleep talk many times at night.
Thousands of words were turned into a sentence that chopped off Emperor Chu's little treasure.
Shen Fengyue: "..." After thinking about it, it's better to turn over and continue to sleep without disturbing the system.
On this day, Shen Fengyue was eating ice bowls while basking in the sun on the swing stand in the yard. When Shen came, he ordered people to retreat.
"Why is Eunuch Shen here today?" He scooped a spoonful of the fruit and fed it into his mouth, he looked up at him while chewing, the bright sun shone on his fair skin, and his lips were rosy from eating the ice bowl Run, shining in the sun with a watery light.
The light flashed so deep that he squinted his eyes and replied calmly, "The servants come every day, the noble concubine."
"..." Shen Fengyue's scooping action stopped, and she suddenly lost her appetite and wanted to put the ice bowl down, but all the palace servants were sent back by him, and there was nothing to put around, so it was not easy to put it on the ground.
There is only one Shen Gonggong there, and he definitely doesn't want to ask him to help, and there is always a sense of rejection in his heart.
Shen □□ guessed his intention, with a smile on his face, his eyes were on the bowl of ice. Shen Fengyue found it, lifted the ice bowl and asked, "Want?"
Shen □□ answered bluntly: "The slave thank the goddess for the gift."
"..." This hasn't been promised to you yet!
Shen Fengyue: "This is what Ben Gong has eaten. If you want to eat it, Ben Gong will order the small kitchen to make one for you."
Shen □□: "Being able to get a reward from the mother, let alone leftovers, even if it is spit out, it is a supreme gift."
"..." Shen Fengyue rolled her eyes secretly, oh, is it disgusting.
He put the ice bowl in his hand and stared at Shen.
Shen □□ took a step forward, squatted slightly, stretched out his hands and held it in front of him.
Shen Fengyue placed the ice bowl about five centimeters above his palm, then let go of his hand, and the ice bowl fell firmly into Shen's hands.
He didn't eat the ice bowl he was holding, so he just stood there in his palm.
Shen Fengyue knew at a glance that this person was teasing him again, and she was too lazy to continue chatting with him on this, and decisively changed the subject: "Eunuch Shen is coming today for something?"
Shen □□: "The emperor sent servants to inform the niece, I'm afraid I can't come to accompany the niece today."
"Why did you stumble?" It doesn't matter if Old Man Chu comes or not, what matters is the information contained in his words.
Shen stroked his fingers on the side of the bowl, and said slowly, "Something happened in the previous dynasty."
He paused at the right time, waiting for Shen Fengyue's response, who knew that Shen Fengyue had already started swinging on the side, and he was so funny that people didn't buy it, so he could only continue: "The imperial examination is fraudulent."
"Eunuch Shen speaks like squeezing toothpaste, can I finish it all at once?"
Shen □□ complied, spoke honestly, and stopped playing tricks: "This year's imperial examinations recovered many identical answers. The sage guessed that someone had missed the question, so he was furious and immediately sent someone to check, it turned out to be one of them. An examiner missed a question. And there is a private person who answers the questions for people, and it is a coincidence that those cheating examinees are looking for the same person to answer the questions."
Shen Fengyue laughed out loud: "This is interesting."
"More coincidentally, the examiner who missed the question was a student of the current Prime Minister Wei Yunping."
There was a sound of shoes rubbing on the ground, Shen Fengyue forced the brakes on one foot and listened intently.
"The sage called the prime minister to the study for a reprimand. When a large number of special approvals happened, the queen happened to come to deliver things and intercede on behalf of the prime minister. So the sage then criticized the queen and the prime minister."
How familiar is this scene of giving things, it is estimated that the queen went to intercede after hearing the news.
Shen Fengyue could even imagine how angry Emperor Chu looked. Following his example, she lowered her voice, blew her beard and stared, "I am so disappointed in you all!"
Shen □□ cooperated with him and offered the ice bowl: "Your Majesty, please calm down."
Shen Fengyue grabbed the ice bowl and wanted to throw it out like Emperor Chu, her hand had already been raised, she suddenly remembered something, took it back, and put it in Shen □□'s hand again. He raised his eyes upwards, his eyeballs turned smartly, and he said with his thumb: "The prime minister is down."
Shen nodded.
He snapped his index finger again and said, "The queen has fallen too."
"Then the next one is..." He looked at Shen □□.
Shen □□ said: "Concubine Niangniang, see you at the east wall tonight, there is one thing the slave wants to hand over to Niangniang."
"You have something to hand over to Ben Gong, why don't you hand it in now?"
Shen □□ shrugged his shoulders and said innocently: "The slave is not with me."
Shen Fengyue pouted and waved impatiently to indicate that he could leave. Shen □□ achieved his goal and had another errand. Although he wanted to stay and stay with the imperial concubine for a while, he didn't seem to be happy at all, so he left decisively.
After Shen □□ left, Shen Fengyue continued to swing on the swing, and the swing frame swayed in the air. He said to the system, "Brother Tong, we are going to engage Emperor Chu next."
There was no sound of the system in his head, only the sound of continuous drinking.
"system?"
The system calmed down after drinking a few gulps, and the data surged. There are thousands of words hidden in my chest, and I want to say too much, but there is only a flat "um" when I exit.
Shen Fengyue: "Aren't you happy?"
System: "Happy."
Shen Fengyue did not notice the abnormality of the system, and was still explaining to it: "Based on my previous experience, I found that the probability of killing the original body is 80% is a bug. But in this world, we have made too many enemies, and we want to cause We have too many people who died, I can't be precise to the individual, I can only do it together, kill all the options, and we can always find the right one."
The nerves of the system were deeply paralyzed by alcohol, and she agreed with Shen Fengyue's coquettish conclusion. Shen Fengyue made an appointment with it to wake up and go to the appointment at twelve o'clock in the evening.
The system was so excited that he couldn't fall asleep, squatting while drinking and arriving at twelve o'clock. As soon as the hour came, Shen Fengyue was woken up by drums and gongs.
"Chong Duck Shen Fengyue!"
Shen Fengyue put on a thin black coat, and her hair was disheveled. Relying on her familiarity with the layout of Guanju Palace, she slipped out around the palace people with ease.
Returning to the hometown, the mood is really complicated. I remember last time he was caught by Shen at this place.
He was already there by then, and when he saw him coming, he handed him a small emerald-green porcelain bottle.
"This is?" Shen Fengyue opened the lid, and under the moonlight, the liquid flowing inside was clear and clean.
When he brought the bottle closer to take a closer look, two fingers pinched the cap on his hand and pulled it out, and the movement was neat and tidy, and he put the cap back on without any explanation.
"Shh—" Shen □□ put a finger in the middle of his mouth, and said earnestly, "My lady, please don't touch it, this thing is very fierce, and a drop can make you not lift it."
Shen Fengyue was stunned by him for a moment, and soon her IQ returned to the cage to react. What's the use of giving Emperor Chu medicine to let him not do it? No one benefits from this except the system.
Just as he was about to refute it, he heard Shen □□ continue: "I lied to the empress. This medicine is given to Emperor Chu, it can make him weak and weak."
Shen Fengyue: "Why not just poison him?"
Shen □□ was taken aback for a moment, this was the first time he was choked by him, and he chose to stare at him without speaking.
When the words came out, Shen Fengyue realized that she had made a slip of the tongue. How could the monarch of a country be poisoned to death
Shen □□ also smiled at him, embarrassed to meet each other.
"Bengong knows, if there is nothing else, I will go back first." Shen Fengyue said that she was about to turn around and leave. Move quickly to hide to a nearby shelter.
Shen Fengyue was startled by his actions. Just as he was about to say something, seeing that his expression was serious and not pretending, he was looking forward, so he had to wait patiently.
This person completely hugged him tightly, and the two held him tightly. Shen Fengyue felt so uncomfortable, and moved to find a more comfortable position, but his hand accidentally touched a place, his expression was slightly startled.
The sound of rustling footsteps came from the front. It was originally a guard who was in a hurry to urinate while patrolling at night. He found this place to solve his physiological needs.
When the crisis was over, Shen □□ then bowed his head and said to Shen Fengyue, who was embedded in his arms: "The matter is urgent, follow the power, the imperial concubine is offended."
Shen Fengyue was already in a state of disillusionment, and her soul drifted to a foreign land.
"Your Majesty's Concubine?"
There was a voice telling him that this is not true, please confirm again, don't make a conclusion so early.
So Shen Fengyue obeyed the call of her heart, and pinched it in a strange way.
Shen □□'s expression suddenly became strange, but the person in his arms squeezed again, and after he groaned, he hurriedly let go of the person.
"You... You! You!" Shen Fengyue, you, you, didn't shake her words for a long time, and squeezed her hands in the void, destroying her three views.
He never thought that one day he accidentally touched Eunuch Shen's big treasure.
Yes, big baby.
Shen □□'s face was gloomy, his eyes were dyed with a dark color, and he said solemnly: "Well."
People's attitude is so calm, as if this is not a big deal, but he is making a fuss.
Shen Fengyue shook her hands, pointed at him and said, "You are also a man with a big jiji!"
"Also?" Shen □□ savoured the word and grasped the key point in one fell swoop.
"… "
Shen Fengyue's Adam's apple moved slightly up and down, and she said dryly under the gaze of the other party: "I just said it too fast, I didn't turn around for a while."
Shen □□ heard it, and the corner of his mouth lifted slightly.
A pair of beautiful eyes glared at him: "This palace is a woman, how can you be so rude?"
Shen □□ laughed lightly, looked him up and down for a while, and then said: "What a beautiful and beautiful girl with peerless elegance."
This sentence made him goosebumps, and then Shen □□ took a step forward, and Shen Fengyue stepped back subconsciously. The two you advance and I retreat, forced Shen Fengyue to the corner.
Shen □□ raised his hand and pressed it on the side of his face, and the other hand also pressed up to block his way. When he stopped the waist, the height difference with Shen Fengyue was obvious.
Shen Fengyue was pushed into the corner by a tall man, pitiful, weak, and helpless.
He looked eagerly at the man directly above, not knowing what he meant.
Seeing him like this, Shen became even more amused, leaned over, leaned close to his ear, put his thumb on his neck, and whispered beside Shen Fengyue's ear, "It's really a coincidence, the concubine. , you can fake your voice, and so can I."
He used two kinds of voice lines for these words. The first half was the kind of flat and sharp voice that is reserved for eunuchs, and the second half was the low voice of a man.
Like a stroke on a cello, it is elegant, low-key, and soul-stirring.
After he finished speaking, he laughed lowly, leaning into Shen Fengyue's ear and laughing, and the hot air sprayed his ears red. The deep laughter was like a soft little brush, brushing his ears one after another, itching.
Not just itchy ears, but itchy hearts.
Shen Fengyue shivered, her Adam's apple was pressed down precisely, and then gently stroked. The original owner's Adam's apple was very secretive, and unless he raised his head, it would reveal a very tiny arc, making it difficult for anyone to spot it.
Shen □□ touched the Adam's apple one after another like this, as if holding down his life gate.
"Your Majesty's Concubine."
Empress Dowager.
Empress Dowager…
Back in the dormitory, Shen Fengyue shook her head and threw the high-pitched concubine out of her head, and rubbed her neck ruthlessly with her hands, trying to get rid of that strange feeling until her neck was red. give up.
He thought about it, and the more he felt that the east wall was not a good place, it was specially designed for him. I went twice in total, and both times there was no good news.
For the first time, his joints were exposed.
The second time, the identity of his man was exposed.
Shen Fengyue's face suddenly came to mind, and Shen Fengyue was taken aback. I always felt that the guy became more and more shameless after being exposed.
Pooh! shameless!