Netizens are dying!
Who is the little baby who came out obediently and obediently behind his father? Who is that stinky little dumpling who hid back in the room shyly and cleaned up beautifully
That's their little cub!
"Woooooo, crazy! It's really cool to be able to suck cubs early on the weekend! I hid in the bed and watched my phone and shed tears of joy!"
"My mother and I had been arguing for a long time last night about which restaurant to go to to celebrate the news today. The two disagreed, and they had a sullen face in the morning. I opened Weibo and put my phone on it. Sunny!"
"I haven't seen the little cub for a long time, my heart is sad! I can finally take a breath and continue my life! I am moved to tears!"
"Hahahahaha, I didn't expect you to be such a cub, so stinky, hahahaha xswl!"
"Yinzai: Hurry up, hurry up and praise your original voice! - Hmph, you're on the road, I'll reward you with snacks! (Hahahaha, I'm sorry to make up this, I laughed like a pig o(*￣︶￣*)o )”
"Zi'er: The world's most beautiful dumpling, why don't you and other mortals worship quickly?"
"The big guys upstairs lost, please expand!"
"I thought that the baby was innocent, cute, well-behaved, sensible, kind, and beautiful. This is the limit of my imagination. I didn't expect the baby to have other attributes. She loves beauty! Sucks!"
"I just want to know how the actor usually teaches his daughter... They all say that children learn from adults. I have a glimpse of something remarkable. Maybe, maybe... Shocked, the actor is such an actor!"
The audience members were amused by this group of warm-up videos, and immediately opened the live broadcast page at nine o'clock.
This time, the live broadcast of the network comprehensive is synchronized by the two parties.
In the picture, Fan Danzi's eyes widened and he looked around, "Dad, where is the camera?"
At this time, the staff had long since disappeared, and the voice of wishing the best actor came, he said, "It's on top of your head."
Two small, round, black cameras flew over her head, and Danzi opened her eyes. She tried to walk a few steps, and found that the cameras followed her and shifted the angle.
The dumpling, who had never seen the world, was startled at first, but after walking a few steps, he found that it was quite fun, and he was playing with the camera with his short legs.
Audience: "..." Cubs, did you forget to broadcast live!
Fortunately, the actor is reliable, watching the dumplings is too addicting, reminding her that many uncles, aunts and sisters are watching her.
The dumpling paused, and the audience watched their little cubs and their fat faces change expressions. She tensed her face, clasped her hands, stood up straight, and followed and bowed in front of the invisible person. With a bow, Xiaomayin said, "All uncles, aunts, grandparents, brothers and sisters, hello everyone."
After reading a long list, Tuanzi finished all the titles he knew before he took a breath and continued: "Thank you for watching my show, Yinyin is very happy."
You're welcome, you're welcome, cubs are so good!
Who knows—
After reciting it properly, the dumpling couldn't stand it anymore, she stuck out her tongue: "These are what the director's uncle taught me to say."
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So what do you want to say?
Tuanzi's voice changed, "Yinyin is really happy, although I can't see you, but Dad said you can see me, let's chat!"
Tuanzi walked to the sofa, leaned on his father's back, and hugged his favorite puppet bunny to let him go on the camera with him before breaking his fingers and saying, "Yinyin is happy because you all come to see Yinyin, and Yinyin is talented. On TV, I didn’t lose my job…”
It was the first time that Director Zhao did not worry about following the group in person. There was a small assistant next to him, and everyone next to him asked him to call him back. Director Zhao did not enter the country, so he sat far away, holding a tablet in his hand. Keep an eye on the barrage above while the show is on.
Hearing this, he asked for the audience, why are you unemployed
The dumpling was serious: "Adults have to go to work to make money, and children have to go to school to study. Dad said that this is called performing their own duties, but the teacher said that he would give us two months' vacation, no classes, no classes, and no money... Hey, but So sad!"
After finishing speaking, the group smiled, "Fortunately, my uncles and aunts are willing to watch me on TV. Dad said that you like me, so the director and uncle asked me to make a show, so thank you!"
The audience master is about to cry, look, their little baby is so good! Speaking with a straight face, it is incredibly sweet, and it makes sense to listen to them
Zizi successfully used his own theory to lead the audience into the pit, and quickly made a stalk and became popular on the Internet.
School holidays are called unemployment, and company holidays are also called unemployment. If you have nothing to do at home, you will be unemployed. If you don’t study or go to work, what else can you do? You are not as good as a three-year-old!
Look at the three-year-old cubs, they all know that if they do nothing, they will be unemployed. They still have a sense of crisis. You are in your twenties, and you are not as enlightened as a three-year-old child
Since then, netizens have stopped saying they are on vacation, and asked directly: "Are you unemployed today?"
It’s okay if you have something to do at hand, but if you don’t have anything to do, just do it and reply: I expect to be unemployed for two days, bye bye… I’m so embarrassed!
When aunts are training people, they also like to say: "Our little girl is only three years old, and she knows that she has worked hard to make money. How about you? Haven't you risen up yet?"
After listening to this, I guarantee you will immediately pack up and go out to look for a job, look for a job, study and study. Later, the majority of bosses and leaders found that their employees seem to be a lot more active in their work, and they don’t feel like fishing. This is a good phenomenon! The bosses laughed heartily!
The teachers in the school also found that in the past, they liked to steal snacks, pass notes, chat privately, and read novels in the past. Haven't fished in class recently
The scumbag straightened his chest, "I'm sixteen, I'm better than a three-year-old!" How can I not be better than others? I don't want to be ashamed!
This social phenomenon is quite funny, #How can I guarantee not to be unemployed# has become a hot topic on Weibo of the year.
Zhu Yinyin was rated as the most progressive cub in history by netizens!
"This is a kid who does big things, woo woo woo, I really believe that we will become gods in the future! Seeing the old man at the age of three, he is so self-motivated at such a young age, why not succeed!"
"My God, I'm so ashamed that I can't help but feel ashamed. In the junior high school, the third party can't wait for the school to have a holiday every day, and let him wave after three or five years... I'm guilty! I'm ashamed! I'm not as good as a three-year-old cub!"
"Well... I can't find a reason to fall, it's very good and powerful!"
At the beginning of the live broadcast, Zhu Yinyin was very excited, but she was in a hurry and didn't know what to do. In her heart, she received money from the director's uncle, and these audiences came to see her again. She had to perform well. Well worth the money given by the director's uncle, Tuanzi is a good and responsible partner!
Gradually, after a long time, she opened her mouth because she was too conscientious. She was thirsty, and a slender jade-like hand handed a glass of water beside her. It was a cup in the image of a pink cartoon rabbit. After drinking several mouthfuls of milk, I said thank you, Baba.
Danzi leaned on his father's tall back to film the show. The actor only showed half of his back and could not see the front. Just now, the audience was attracted by the danzi at the beginning, and they didn't pay much attention to this, but they reacted now.
The barrage urged Dad to show his face too, it's been a long time since I saw Actor Zhu!
The director reminded Tuanzi to wake up, and Tuanzi blinked and climbed onto the actor's lap. The camera was a clever ghost and ran forward following the induction. Now the actor finally appeared on the camera.
Netizens just saw Zhuyingdi put a laptop in front of him, and the dense code on it made people dizzy.
"Dad, Dad, you are my dad! If you don't understand, you kneel down!"
"My father-in-law is here, and my son-in-law is here to report!"
"Father-in-law, take care of my daughter-in-law first, and I'll take her home in a few years!"
"In-law, your son-in-law is in his mother's belly. Let's talk to you first. We will be in-law in 20 years. See you there!"
"… "
I wish the actor got a name again, called the national father-in-law, the national in-law family, fans will always have something to do with you anyway!
After being disturbed by his daughter, he reluctantly reached out and rubbed the dumpling's head, stopped to pick up an orange, and peeled it for the dumplings to eat.
The clear and gentle man lowered his eyebrows and smiled, holding a dumpling in his arms and peeling an orange. The picture was so beautiful that the audience subconsciously dared not make a move, and even the barrage was much less.
What can you do in three hours
Quite filling for the group.
At first, she was too excited to chat with the gentlemen in the audience for a long time, and then her mouth became dry and her interest did not start to be high. She would make puzzles and build blocks for everyone to see, otherwise she would eat snacks and tell everyone that this is delicious, this If it doesn't taste good, don't buy it.
In the end, there was an hour reserved for everyone to brag about her father. At this time, Zhu Ji had already gone to the kitchen to make lunch, unaware that his daughter was blowing him up outside, and that the show was messed up.
The dumplings had only been playing for a while, and before they said Baba was good enough, the director's uncle looked embarrassed and said that someone spoke ill of her father.
The cause of the incident is like this, I wish the movie emperor Internet black scorpion will make a comeback again, this time I don't know which navy army it is, the black people used to be a bit reasonable and well-founded, but this time they have no brains and blacks.
Tuanzi said that his father is the most handsome, but the other side said that he was so shameless when he was only three years old. Who in the circle doesn't need to be a good-looking actor
The dumpling said that her father was very good, and she gave her a bedtime story every day. She liked her father the most!
The black man said, "Okay, don't pretend, it's enough for the actor to let his three-year-old daughter lie in order to cleanse himself!"
The dumpling said that his father is very powerful, she and her father will soon be the big bosses, and the sunspots are even more fierce.
"Being a boss? I wish my little friend Yinyin listened to his uncle's advice, be more down-to-earth, and don't brag. Who doesn't know that your father is bankrupt and has little money on him?"
"The house you live in is so small that it doesn't look like a big star at all. How dare you say you're a boss?"
"Yo, if your trash dad becomes the boss, then I'll be in the Fortune 500!"
"What can an actor do? Don't blow the kids, wash and eat!"
At that moment, the barrage was too dark to watch, and the audience and fans didn't react at first, they were stunned for a while, then they twisted their noses in anger, rolled up their sleeves and confronted the black people across the screen, "Let you bully our cubs! "Are you ashamed to bully a three-year-old?"
Especially the pro-mum fans are getting angry, and the aunts are not fast at typing. They are so powerful that they can make you doubt your life.
But across the computer screen, it was a bit hard. I couldn't type fast, and I couldn't spray others, but I tried my best to point my fingers, and I wanted to pierce the screen.
So annoying! When the cubs try to be good with their Amway father, how lovable, I have never seen a more adorable baby! These sunspots are idiots who have lost their hearts and minds!
Director Zhao's face was also a little ugly. He had an ugly expression on his face. He hesitated at first, he didn't plan to tell the group about this, thinking that the child is still young, don't tell her about these things that pollute her ears.
Or Yinyin is sensitive to people's emotions, and asked the director what happened to the uncle, is he uncomfortable or unhappy
Later, when I couldn't stand the question of the danzi, the director vaguely said that there were bad people scolding your father, and he comforted the danzi not to take it to heart.
The system suddenly appeared and gave the little human cub some popular science about the words on the barrage that she could understand. Tuanzi stared at the camera with a small fat face. She stood upright, she was going to have a soul duel with the villains!
No one can speak ill of her! ! !