The Villain’s Face Slapping Counterattack

Chapter 30: The Eighth World Face Slapping Talents from Another World

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"ah?"

"I was bitten by a snake before." Yan He repeated.

Zhou Xu was helpless, he didn't force Yan He anymore, but turned around and sat down at the table, and asked Yan He: "You have been bitten by a snake, this matter is very important? Why did you tell me?"

Almost invisible, Yan He secretly breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and sat down, and faced Zhou Xu face to face, he said: "I was bitten by a very poisonous snake, and I did not die."

"so what?"

"After Zhou Yang's master checked me, he gave me the wrong medicine again."

"Then?"

"I'm not in good health either."

Zhou Xu looked at Yan He helplessly, and Yan He went on to say, "Actually, you can make more of that food, I also need nutrition."

Finally understood, Zhou Xu thought to himself, under the situation that he was pressing every step of the way, this person suddenly said that he had been bitten by a snake, which really made people speechless, but because he was just jealous, Zhou Xu decided to forgive he.

"The reason why you are not poisoned is because of this matter?"

"Yes, when Zhou Yang's master gave me medicine later, he made a mistake with one medicine, which caused great changes in my body. Basically, as long as the sole of my left foot was not pierced, I would not die. Because my recovery ability is very strong, and the body will automatically stop the bleeding. By the way, my eyes have been injured, so I will go blind for a day every once in a while."

This Zhou Xu found it very interesting, so he asked, "Why?"

"Because Ruan Shijin was struck by lightning, I wanted to go and save him. After saving him, my eyes started to hurt, and I lost my sight after a few days. But after that day, I recovered again, and after that, my eyesight changed. It is very sharp, and can see things two or three hundred meters away, and it is very clear.

It was only then that Zhou Xu realized that the reason why Yan He went after the archers directly was not because of some reasoning that they were few and he could deal with them, but because he directly saw how many of them there were.

In such a primitive society, this ability is simply against the sky.

But what Zhou Xu still doesn't understand is why no one in the clan elected him as the patriarch. After all, in terms of force, he is really unmatched.

"You don't want to be the patriarch?"

"Well, because I told them I was toxic."

"What do you mean?" Zhou Xu felt that his IQ was insulted by Yan He, because this guy often had a cold face, said a lot of things that Zhou Xu didn't understand, and did a lot of things that Zhou Xu didn't understand, such as "was Snake bite", as in "I am poisonous".

Yan He continued expressionlessly: "Because I don't want to be the patriarch, so I told them that my blood is poisonous. I was sent by the Eagle God to help the tribe grow. After the tribe grows, I will disappear."

Zhou Xu raised his forehead, and agreed with what Yan He said, he is really poisonous!

Would anyone believe this kind of nonsense

But the fact is, no one doesn't believe it!

"They believe it?"

"Well, because the Eagle God is great."

Raising his hands, Zhou Xu said, "I surrender."

He really doesn't understand the rules of this world, and he doesn't understand the logic of this world, because the God of Eagle is great, so they will believe any nonsense about God of Eagle that Yan He said

Remembering that Zhou Xu was said by Yan He as the god of luck sent by the God of Eagle a few days ago, Zhou Xu understood that this tribe's worship of the god is unshakable.

Forget it, Zhou Xu felt tired. It was clearly a "seduction incident", but in the end it turned into such a situation that made Zhou Xu very helpless, and he was also very desperate.

Don't bother with Yan He, Zhou Xu made some more pills, because Han Xun really needs to supplement nutrition, it is really a miracle that he can wake up, he has lost a lot of blood during the operation, if he doesn't replenish in time Nutrition, there may be other problems with his body.

It was precisely because of this incident that Zhou Xu discovered that he really wanted to teach modern medical technology to people in this world.

But Zhou Xu didn't want to be anyone's teacher, he just wanted to teach medical skills to Zhou Yang, his cousin in this world.

It was very late when Zhou Xu finished taking those pills. He raised his head and turned his neck. Zhou Xu had to go back to his house to rest.

When he turned his head and saw Yan He who was already asleep, Zhou Xu felt quite satisfied in his heart. On second thought, he didn't plan to go back, so he lifted Yan He's quilt, and Zhou Xu lay down gently.

The next day Zhou Xu woke up first, because he dreamed that he became Sun Wukong and was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain. When he opened his eyes, he found that he was not being crushed by Wuzhi Mountain, but was held by Yan He. on his chest.

Smiling slightly, Zhou Xu decided to continue teasing Yan He, at least to see other expressions on his face, such as shyness.

Yan He held Zhou Xu tightly in his arms, and would touch Zhou Xu's head every now and then, as if Zhou Xu was his pet.

After enduring it for a long time, Zhou Xu couldn't bear it anymore, because if he continued like this, he would be hardened.

Stretching out his finger, Zhou Xu gently tapped Yan He's nose, Yan He shook his head and continued to sleep.

Zhou Xu continued to move Yan He's eyelashes with his fingers, but Yan He rubbed against Zhou Xu and continued to sleep.

Very good, Zhou Xu was really rubbed hard.

Anyway, the two of them don't know how to do it now, so he can only endure it, but when he looked back, the person holding him was still asleep, so Zhou Xu used his hands to touch a certain place in Yan He until his little tent stood upright. After getting up, Zhou Xu pushed Yan He and said, "Wake up, wake up, you hug me too tightly."

In his sleep, Yan He opened his eyes, closed them again, and said in his mouth: "Zhou Xu, I want to fuck you... well, I miss you... so hard..."

Knowing in his heart that this was a dream, Zhou Xu continued to push Yan He until his eyes were completely opened.

Seeing the person in his arms clearly, Yan He opened his mouth slightly, and did not speak for a long time.

But Zhou Xu said with a smile, "You fell asleep last night, and you treated me like this. What's the difference between you and a beast?"

Yan He was dumbfounded, Zhou Xu died of laughter in his heart, he finally saw another expression of the paralyzed Yan He, a stunned expression.

"Last night, I was taking pills. I thought you were sleepwalking, but you talked. You said you wanted me to sleep with you. I disagreed, so you pulled me. After I went to bed, you kept hugging me tightly. Hugging me, saying that he likes me the most. By the way, just hug me like this now."

Yan He was startled, and found that he was holding Zhou Xu tightly in his arms, and he quickly let go of his hands as if he was getting an electric shock.

Zhou Xu continued to tease him, "By the way, you were so brave last night, no matter how I shouted to stop, it was useless, alas, how could it be like this for the first time, alas, my back is sore now, what should I do? .”

Yan He blushed, and he stood up suddenly, but after standing up, he found that the small tent somewhere in his place was really bulging.

So he turned around, turned his back to Zhou Xu who was lying on the bed, and stammered, "I... you... I can take charge... if you want."

Zhou Xu was lying on his side on his bed, with his head propped on one hand, but he was about to laugh like crazy in his heart, because he found that this Yan He had finally come to life, and would no longer be like a dull log like before.

"For you, I am willing." Zhou Xu replied, although he was still smiling inside.

"good."

"By the way, I liked both the back and side entry last night, let's continue next time."

Zhou Xu didn't wait for an answer, because Yan He had already run away. After he left, Zhou Xu let out a burst of laughter. If a lover in this world can be described in one word: cute.

However, Zhou Xu thought for a while. Since so many accidents happened to Yan He's body, there must have been internal changes. Sometimes these changes are not necessarily bad things, but sometimes they are life-threatening, so Zhou Xu He also decided not to joke next time, and must take a good look at Yan He's physical condition.

After resting on the bed for a while, Zhou Xu got up. He still had a lot of things to do, because Ruan Shijin seemed to want to help the clansmen learn how to plant. Before, let everyone live in a safe house.

The houses they live in are all thatched huts, which are very weak. If the wind blows up, the whole house will often be blown away. The key point is that the clansmen are occasionally attacked by wild animals, so the safety is very poor.

Zhou Xu has seen that there is a kind of grass in this world that is very strong after drying. If it can be used, and the mud made of stones and soil is added, the house built in this way should be very safe.

Thinking in his heart, Zhou Xu decided to start doing it.

After eating something, he quickly made some pills, and after sending them to Zhou Yang and Han Xun, he began to study how to build a house.

But before actually building the house, Zhou Xu had to study that kind of grass first, because if it rains, the grass will rot in the middle of the wall, and it will be broken.

In this way, Zhou Xu studied a bale of hay all day long. Fortunately, he finally found a way to make the grass more resilient and durable. He just needed to observe it for a few more days.

At night, Zhou Xu rubbed his sore neck from bowing his head, and was about to go back first, but after walking a few steps, he saw a figure.

The corner of his mouth couldn't help but hooked up, Zhou Xu said to the visitor, "Come pick me up?"

Yan He lowered his head and replied: "I went to ask. The doctor told me that you'd better take a good rest for two days for the first time, so as not to be tired."

"Then why did you go in broad daylight?"

"I thought about it."

"ah?"

"Because I was bitten by a snake and my body has changed, so my ability is very strong. Zhou Yang's master said that you can't do it casually, otherwise your lover may be killed by me. I was thinking, if I accidentally kill you What should I do if I die, so I think about breaking up with you."

Zhou Xu: "..."

Yan He said expressionlessly: "Later, I met Zhou Yang's master, and he said, maybe I'm not that good, because he saw that you were playing with grass today, which meant that you were not killed by me, and then I decided not to break up, and come back to be with you. That ability is not great, I am very happy."

Zhou Xu found out again that he really didn't understand this primitive world, really...