The Villainess is Three and a Half Years Old

Chapter 40

Views:

"I, what I want to tell is the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl." He was too nervous, stammering and barely forming a sentence.

Beside him, Ye Ya tapped on the bamboo board to accompany the accompaniment, and Nai Sheng said, "Hey, we haven't heard this story before."

That accent is just wrong! !

Shen Ran didn't think much about it, and continued: "Once upon a time... there was a man named Niulang who lived with his elder brother and sister-in-law, but his sister-in-law abused... abused him, so he brought the old cow out to live. One day, the old cow said He There are fairies coming down to earth, let the cowherd go to meet the fairies, as long as the fairies are left until dawn, the fairies will not be able to go to heaven."

The more he spoke, the more fluent his eloquence became. When he reached the climax, the sound of bamboo boards stopped abruptly.

Ye Ya tilted her head in confusion: "Cows can talk?"

Shen Ran nodded: "I will say."

Ye Ya pinched her nose and began to imitate: "Did that cow moo--moo say that?" She learned how to imitate a cow so vividly that the parents in the audience all laughed out loud.

This question caught Shen Ran, and he lowered his eyes and said uncertainly: "Maybe it is..."

Ye Ya: "The cowherd can understand Momo?"

"..."

The air freezes.

The sound of bamboo boards sounded again: "It's okay, you continue to talk, let's continue to listen."

Shen Ran breathed a sigh of relief, "Come on, let's continue." He didn't realize that his Mandarin was misleading, "So the cowherd went to the river to watch the fairies take a bath, and he fell in love with the smallest and most beautiful fairy."

clatter.

The bamboo board fell to a crisp node, and the sound stopped again.

Shen then stiffened his back and looked at Ye Ya in fear: "What's wrong?"

Ye Ya kept a small face, looking unhappy: "Why does the cowherd want to watch fairies take a bath?" Ye Ya asked, "mortals are not allowed to watch fairies take a bath! Mom said that father can't watch when Ya Ya washes the little leaves. You can't even watch it!"

What is a small leaf

What is the male plant

The strange words that jumped out of her mouth one after another confused Shen Ran.

Ye Ya is so angry that she is a small leaf living in the soil. Occasionally she has to turn over the soil, which will make her body dirty. At this time, her mother will clean the dirty small leaves for her and teach her not to let the males see them. The body, unless there are special circumstances such as injury, or even the father is not allowed.

"We know why my sister-in-law drove him away."

Shen Randai, who was successfully brought into the Yeya logic chain, asked, "Why?"

Ye Ya said firmly: "He must have watched my sister-in-law take a bath!!"

"...?"

Ye Ya said nnnly: "Sister-in-law is not happy to be peeped at, but she is too embarrassed to tell elder brother, afraid of affecting their relationship. Sister-in-law also thinks that a mature adult living on them is too lazy, so she abuses Cowherd. Let him go, let him stop watching me take a shower."

It must be so.

The sister-in-law is really poor.

Ye Ya sighed, the bamboo board was not as active as before.

Shen Ran forgot to blink, and pondered over the meaning of her words dully, and after careful consideration, it seemed that there was some truth to it.

Even if it makes sense, the story still has to be told.

"Then the cowherd took the little fairy's clothes. After dawn, the little fairy with no clothes left in the mortal world and lived happily with the cowherd."

"If the fairy can't go home, mom will be sad." Ye Ya lowered her arms, followed by her head. She stood quietly on the spot without saying a word, her figure showing a bit of loneliness.

"Sprout..."

She must have been crying.

Shen Ran couldn't help feeling flustered, lowered her head and hurriedly hugged Ye Ya's head and put it on her chest, "Ya Ya, don't cry, I won't tell the story of the cowherd, I won't tell it anymore."

"How could the cowherd prevent the fairy from returning home—!" Ye Ya touched the scene and was so sad that she couldn't help herself, "Mom will miss the little fairy! The little fairy will also miss her mother! Cowherd, how can the cowherd go so far." The more Ye Ya spoke, the more sad she became, and the more she thought about it, the sadder she became. She couldn't hold back her tears, sobbing, she turned the bamboo board over and grabbed the red silk square well on it to wipe away the tears all over her face.

This behavior shocked Shen Ran and Teacher Li on the side and forgot to comfort them.

Is the bamboo board still, can it be used like this

When the atmosphere was silent, a sharp voice came from the seat, and Xia Qing ignored her mother's obstruction, jumping up and accusing: "Shen Ran, you made Ya Ya cry! You are a bad person!!"

"I'm not..." Shen Ran was wronged and wept, "I didn't..."

"Ya Ya, don't cry~" Children are creatures that are easily moved by emotions. Looking at the little girl who is crying for the truth of the story, Xia Qing's nose sores, and she burst into tears, "You made Ya Ya cry— Cowherd is so bad... Wow!"

The little girl sitting in front trembled with fright at the voice, and all the Mimi Shrimp Crackers that had just been opened fell to the ground.

She stared blankly at the shrimp crackers scattered on the ground, her mind blanked out for a few seconds, and then she glanced at her mouth, her tear glands opened, and tears gushed out: "My Mimi - fell, wow -!"

One cried.

Two cried.

Three or four cried together.

The remaining four or five children felt that it was inappropriate not to cry, so they howled along with the large army for no reason.

There was constant crying in the carriage, and the parents were anxious to coax their children to listen to "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl". Teacher Li had never seen such a grand occasion in his career for many years. Let the children develop fighting spirit, and it is bound to change the loudspeaker with crying.

The chaos in front of her made Ye Ya walk out of her grief, she choked twice, looked around the crying little faces in a daze, rubbed the sore faces from crying with the red silk square well, calmly took the allegro and returned to Ye Qinghe's side.

"Brother, why are they crying?" Ye Ya's big red eyes were full of bewilderment and confusion about the situation in front of her.

Ye Qinghe: "..."

Ye Ya got into it sideways, climbed up the chair with hands and feet, took out the water bottle from the small schoolbag, bit the straw and sucked it up. Just now I cried for a long time and talked for a long time, my throat was already too dry.

The water is so delicious...

She loves to drink water...

After replenishing the water, Ye Ya covered the water cover contentedly, climbed onto Ye Qinghe's body to find a comfortable position, covered her ears and fell asleep.

An hour later, the bus arrived at its destination.

Teacher Li's face was pale when he found Teacher Liu, "When you come back, don't let Ye Yaya from your class take our car."

Teacher Liu looked confused.

Could it be that their class, Ye Yaya, organized a funeral in someone else's car

Teacher Liu thought for a long time but couldn't figure it out, so he turned to organize the activity.

****

The place they came from is called Xiaoyang River, with lush trees, gurgling streams, mountains and plains reflecting the blue sky, it looks like a picture scroll at first glance. Not far away is a small hill that has been built. Standing on it, you can overlook all the scenery of Xiaoyang River. The teacher called everyone to go there and prepared to climb up to take a group photo.

Ye Ya obediently squatted beside Ye Qinghe and chatted with the grass on the ground. When she was working hard, she suddenly heard a cold voice beside her: "Can you climb?"

Ye Ya raised her head upon hearing the sound.

Shen Zhou looked at Ye Qinghe: "If it doesn't work, let's change it. I'll take Yaya up the mountain, and you help me take care of Shen Ran."

The group activity of the big class is to go to the woods to pick wild fruits, which is easier for Ye Qinghe who suffers from heart disease.

Ye Ya, who heard their conversation, stood up, hugged Ye Qinghe's thigh, and said softly and coquettishly: "Ya Ya is not going anywhere, Ye Ya will follow brother."

She knew that her brother was sick, and she didn't want to leave him half a step in this strange place.

Ye Qinghe smiled lightly and patted her head: "Then brother, go and tell the teacher that we won't go up the mountain."

She nodded.

Ye Qinghe quickly explained the reason to Teacher Liu, but Teacher Liu did not insist, and once again entrusted the two brothers and sisters to Teacher Li in the big class. Looking at Teacher Li's pale face, she pretended not to see her and took the students to climb the mountain.

The grove relies on the stream, and the trees are nourished by the mountains and water.

This forest is not too big, there are signposts in the forest, the parents go in in twos and threes, and spread out to move freely.

As soon as Ye Ya followed her brother in, she got separated from Shen Zhou and Xia Qing. The two were not worried that the other would get lost, so they stopped and took pictures along the way.

"Yaya, do you want to eat small fruits?" The wild fruits on the roadside are full of grains, and the red color makes them very appetizing.

When Ye Qinghe was about to pluck it for Ye Ya to taste, he heard her say: "That's what birds eat."

Ye Qinghe looked over.

"Pluck them all, and the little bird will have nothing to eat."

Thousands of creatures are bred in this mountain, wild fruits are borne by mountain birds; streams are flowed by trees, and all things grow and depend on each other, year after year. But there are too many tourists, and most of the small fruits on the roadside have been picked. If some are not left for the birds, the birds will be hungry.

Ye Qinghe smiled slightly, and took her limp little hand again: "Okay, we won't pick it."

Ye Ya smiled sweetly, turned to Guo Zi and said, "Little Guo Guo has to grow up well."

The fruit leaves swayed, and in the next second, a fat hand stretched out, roughly tore off all the fruit on it, wiped it on the shirt indiscriminately, and stuffed it into his mouth.

He ate indiscriminately, and the juice splashed all over his face and body.

Ye Ya stepped back timidly.

"My dear grandson, slow down, grandma can't keep up." Granny Liu Zishi was carrying big bags and small bags, shouting and shouting after her.

"Grandma, hurry up!" Liu Zishi knocked Ye Qinghe away and ran forward.

――How rude.

Ye Qinghe was dissatisfied but didn't care too much, he pulled Ya Ya and walked forward in a leisurely manner.

Suddenly, the little fat man in front stopped, squatted on the ground and pulled the weeds by the roadside.

[Ah, it hurts, it hurts...]

[Little brat, don't suffer from me! ]

[I am poisonous! Believe it or not! ]

Ye Ya saw the grass clearly.

About fifty centimeters high, the grass leaves are light green, with needle-like short hairs growing on the leaves.

The scientific name of this kind of grass is nettle grass. When they lived in the spirit land, the nettle family was facing the house.

Ye Ya kindly reminded: "This is nettle grass, don't touch it."

Liu Zishi gave her a white look: "Why don't you let me touch it!"

Ye Ya said, "It's poisonous."

Liu Zishi groaned twice, and frantically tugged at the leaves of the nettle grass with both hands, and said angrily: "Just touch it, I will touch it..."

"They will get angry if you do this." Ye Ya dissuaded, not agreeing with his behavior, "It will sting people."

The piranha mother fought with Aunt Nettleweed, and won the fight, but her skin was red and itchy, so her father used his own leaves to treat her.

Liu Zishi is a brat, and brats like to play against others, the more others don't let him do something, the more he wants to do it. When he tried to pull it out, his hand suddenly felt itchy and painful. He grinned, got up and scratched and rubbed against the itchy part.

The little fat man who was still arrogant just now was in pain and unbearable, and cried loudly.

"Grandma, I'm itchy!"

"It's tickling me!"

"Oh my dear grandson, why are your hands like this?"

Looking at Liu Zishi's crying face, Ye Ya muttered softly, "I told you they will get angry."

The leaves of the nettle grass were randomly scattered on the ground, Ye Qinghe pondered for a moment, and asked softly: "Yaya knows this kind of flower?"

Ye Bu nodded.

"Did you know Ya Ya from the TV?" Ye Qinghe felt strange. With Ye Ya's current vocabulary, she would definitely not know the word nettle grass, let alone know the efficacy of nettle grass. Even in kindergarten, the teacher would not teach her these things.

Ye Ya grabbed the shoulder strap of her schoolbag with both hands, bouncing and walking in front: "Ya Ya also knows Smelly Artemisia."

Ye Qinghe was taken aback by another unfamiliar plant term, and couldn't help asking: "What is Artemisia stinky?"

Ye Ya stopped, raised her face and smiled like a ghost horse elf, covered her mouth with her hands, and whispered: "It grows next to the nettle grass. If you are bullied by the nettle grass, you can use stinky wormwood, so that it won't itch. La."

Artemisia annua and nettle grass are happy friends, where there is nettle grass, there is artemisia stinky. If a person is accidentally stung by nettle grass, you can apply Artemisia annua on the skin to relieve it. If it is not serious, it will consume energy immediately.

Ye Ya smiled proudly: "He bullies Xiao Cao and Xiao Hua, Ya Ya shouldn't tell him the secret."

All the plants in the world are Ye Ya's companions. If her companion is bullied, she must stand by her companion.

Ye Qinghe frowned, stepped forward and pulled Ye Ya to squat down, his eyes were tight, and he said word by word: "Ya Ya, who did you learn this from?"

The stern look in her elder brother's eyes frightened Ye Ya, the corners of her mouth drooped, and her tone was obviously not as cheerful as before: "Did Ya Ya do something wrong?" She asked cautiously, her eyes were full of anxiety.

Ye Ya's shoelaces were loose, he pulled Ye Ya to sit on his lap, lowered his head and tied the loose shoelaces naturally, "No, Ya Ya did nothing wrong." He said, "Ya Ya knows a lot, which surprised my brother. "

It has been so many days since Ye Ya came back, and it was only now that Ye Qinghe figured out that something was wrong.

She doesn't act like a three-year-old in many ways, she acts, speaks, and behaves beyond her age range. Think carefully about which three-year-old child can write notes and pinyin; Ziyu's homework at that time should also be written by her...

[There's something else in the leafbud gene, and I'm doing something wrong. ]

My mother's words are vivid in my memory.

He looked at Ye Ya with a different kind of inquiry, which finally turned into tenderness, and gently licked the leaves on her shoulders, "Ya Ya, you have to hide everything you know, you can't Let anyone know."

Leaf buds are clones.

Overly prominent behavior will one day attract attention, and any extra sight will expose her to danger.

Ye Ya is the younger sister.

He is an older brother.

The elder brother wants to protect the younger sister, it is born like this.

Ye Ya seemed to understand and nodded, and continued walking beside Ye Qinghe in silence.

[Humans, grass grows on your head! ]

The wild flowers on the roadside can see the four-leaf clover on Ye Ya's head, and greet her with a smile.

[Cubs, why are you ignoring us? ]

[Come pick me, pick me...]

The wild flowers and grass are making noise, and the saplings are happy around them.

Ye Ya covered her ears and pretended not to hear.

Both of them were tired and hungry after walking this distance.

Ye Qinghe took out his phone and turned on the screen. It was almost lunch time, so he sent a message to Shen Zhou to gather at the agreed place, picked up Ye Ya and walked out of the woods.

Apart from them, other parents also came down from the mountain to prepare lunch. The seats on both sides of the stream were occupied. Ye Qinghe looked around and decided to walk forward to find a quiet place. Coincidentally, as soon as they found their place, they met Shen Zhou or Xia Qing's family who also came.

"Ya Ya!" Xia Qing broke away from Mother Xia's hand and ran over, showing her the beautiful stone that she picked up casually, "Look, this stone is beautiful, I give it to you."

"Me, me, me, too!" Not to be outdone, Shen Ran handed over a small bright yellow wild flower with a blushing face, "This... this wild flower is as cute as buds~"

Xia Qing disdains: "You mean that Ya Ya has no home like a wild flower."

Ye Ya's eyes widened, "Ya Ya has a home now."

Shen Ran hurriedly denied: "I didn't, I didn't mean that!"

"Ya Ya, let's ignore him, let's go over there to play." Xia Qing was like a hot wheel, pulling Ye Ya and ran to the edge of the stream to play.

"Qingqing, don't run too far, I'll be back for dinner later!" Mama Xia didn't finish her sentence, and the two children disappeared from sight.

Although there are no dangerous high places in this countryside and there are many people, I am still afraid that the little girls will not be able to come back if they run away. The more Shen Zhou thought about it, the more worried he became, and pushed Shen Ran to let him go over to be the flower protector. Shen Ran wanted to be with his sister at first, so he didn't refuse, Le Diandian chased after her.

It was already noon, and the warm sun made people lazy.

Ye Ya squinted at the bright sun in the sky, thought for a while and found a well-lit lawn, stretched her arms into a big font, and fell face down on it with a slap.

Xia Qing next to her was taken aback, and after realizing it, she asked confusedly, "What are you doing, Yaya?"

Ye Bud, whose face was buried in the grass, said indistinctly, "Little leaves need to carry out photosynthesis."

"ah?"

"This way the small leaves will grow faster."

Hearing this, the small leaves on the head shook, and the green leaves were stretched and bathed in the sun.

System: [Yu'er, you wish that the little leaves don't need to carry out photosynthesis. ]

Even if the system said so, Ye Ya still persevered and continued to bask in the sun.

"Well, okay." Xia Qing lay down, "Then I will also perform photosynthesis."

The two children lay motionless on the lawn like salted fish. Just as Ye Ya was about to fall asleep, the sound of oo's footsteps came from his ears. Then the back of his neck felt cold, and reptiles wriggled on his skin, which was very itchy.

She reached out and squeezed until it was limp, and the little creature struggled and twisted between her fingers.

Ye Ya sat up and took a look——

Yo, it's a caterpillar.

It is green and covered with short hairs, plump and juicy as thick as an adult's thumb.

She looked left, turned right, her eyes fixed on Liu Zishi, who was not far away, who was snickering.

Sensing Ye Ya's gaze, Liu Zishi grinned at her, revealing a row of missing teeth.

Ye blinked, tilted his head, and returned a lovely smile.

——This little brother actually gave her a gift.

――It doesn't look so bad.

Ye Ya sat cross-legged on the ground, nodded the caterpillar's head with her little finger, and said softly, "Where's your family?"

"..."

"what's your name?"

"..."

"You can call Lulu." Ye Ya held Lulu under a tree, carefully placed it on the trunk, her eyes were moist, "Lulu should grow up and become a butterfly~"

The caterpillar squirmed its body and climbed up without looking back.

Ye Ya shook her head and sighed for this brief friendship, turned around and was about to leave when something fell on her head again with a patter.

This time it was an extremely rare unicorn.

This unicorn fairy is very big, as big as Ye Ya's palm, with a brown body and a windy double-branched horn at the end of its head. As a young four-leaf clover that has not grown up, Ye Bud is naturally interested in various insects.

Among them, the unicorn is her favorite.

She gently held the unicorn in both hands, her black grape-like pupils reflected the shiny shell of the unicorn, she dared not speak, did not dare to breathe, for fear of disturbing this beautiful big bug.

Ye Ya's small hands slowly moved back, grabbed the one-horned fairy and ran towards Xia Qing.

"Sister Qingqing!"

"Sister Qingqing, let me show you a treasure!!"

Xia Qing slowly got up from the ground and stretched. Just as she was halfway through her yawn, the big bug in Ye Ya's hand suddenly came into view. Xia Qing's heart skipped a beat, and she woke up suddenly after being frightened by the bug.

"Ah! Don't come here!" She didn't care about anything else, she struggled and ran to where her mother was.

Ye Ya held the unicorn fairy high, and smiled like a little sun: "It's so beautiful! Sister Xia Qing, I'll give it to you!"

"Mother--!"

"Sister Qingqing, look, I found a big, big unicorn!!"

"Mom, help—!"

Xia Qing was so frightened that she burst into tears, her eyes were blurred by her terrified tears, she didn't pay attention to what was in front of her eyes, she bumped into the oncoming Shen Ran with a thumping sound.

The two staggered a few steps and fell to the ground together.

Xia Qing is on top.

Shen Ran is down.

Mouth to mouth, they kissed each other.

Ye Ya, who was chasing after him, looked at this person and then that person, and slowly protected the baby unicorn fairy in the palm of his hand.

"Kiss." Ye Ya honestly told the current situation.

The two got up quickly, and no one responded when they faced each other.

"Kiss can get pregnant." Ye Ya once again said seriously what she knew in her stomach.

The two of them were stunned again, and just when Xia Qing was about to cry, Ye Ya said slowly in that milky and sweet voice: "Brother Shen Ran, you are pregnant."

Hearing this, Shen Ran's eyes widened.

The tears that had just welled up in Xia Qing's eyes immediately receded, and she and Ye Ya looked at Shen Ran.

"I, am I pregnant?"

"Yeah!" Ye Ya nodded heavily, with a serious expression, "Mom said kissing would make you pregnant. If you kiss sister Xia Qing, you will have a baby."

Shen Ran was dumbfounded.

Such a major event as pregnancy is definitely not something that a normal five-year-old child can bear and accept.

It took his brain thirty seconds to digest and understand this matter.

But…

Can't understand.

I can't digest it either.

Shen Ran's nose was sour, and her voice was choked: "No... I don't want to have a baby, I don't want to have a baby!"

Shen Ran was anxious and angry, sitting on the ground and kicking her legs while crying.

He cried so fast that he accidentally choked on the saliva, lowered his head and coughed several times, and finally cried until he retched.

Ye Ya pondered for a moment, then firmly thought: "This is morning sickness."

Clover's father said that when her mother was pregnant with her, she had severe morning sickness and was still very emotional.

Now Shen Ran is throwing up and feeling very emotional.

Then there must be a baby in the stomach.