It took the system a long time to adjust its mentality, and persuaded in a warm voice: [Ya'er, I think it's better for uncle to save it for you, it's too...] bad to plant it on the head.
"No, no, it must be planted on the head!" Ye Ya shook her head wildly, and pointed to the top of her head, "Here, it is planted here."
[…]
Well, let’s just plant it, and it’s not planted wherever it is planted.
The system sighed heavily, and pressed a small seed an inch above her head. The green seed was very small, wrapped in a thin light mask, and shone with crystal clear white light. This is a special seed, except for the leaf buds, ordinary people can't see it at all.
Ye Ya stood in front of the mirror, tilted her head towards herself in the mirror, and the small seeds on top of her head tilted accordingly; she turned around, and the seeds on top of her head also turned around.
"Wow~~~~" Ye Ya's eyes widened and he let out a long exclamation.
"I want to bloom, I want to bloom! Uncle, I want to bloom!" She shouted excitedly, wishing that the small seeds on her head would sprout and grow into small flowers immediately.
- This is unnecessary! !
The system's exhausting explanation: [As long as Yaya completes the task well, the small seed will grow up, and eventually it will grow into a four-leaf clover. A leaf represents a wish, and it also represents different good luck. When all four leaves grow, Yaya can make a wish and go home. ]
Ye Ya touched the little seed on the top of her head, and suddenly asked: "If Ya Ya goes home, where is uncle?"
After a long minute of silence, the system said slowly: [Uncle will continue to help other hosts go home. ]
Ye Ya didn't quite understand: "Then uncle isn't going home?"
[I can't go home, and I don't have a home. ]
It made mistakes, so fate punished it: [Send the common people into reincarnation, and you will never enter reincarnation. ]
Leaf buds are the smallest host it has ever brought, but it is definitely not the last host.
Ye Ya seemed to understand but didn't understand, but in the end she didn't ask any more questions.
[Yaya, how about we study if we have time? ]
Xiao Yezi's illiteracy is a big problem. It's okay at first, but if it goes on for a long time, something will happen.
"Okay." She was obedient, "Yaya wants to learn."
Hmm, so cute.
Seeing her promise, the system began to find online classes for Yaya. The system itself does not have an educational function. If you want to teach cubs to read or learn the skills of human life, you must find a professional child training system. It remembers that a class will cost 2,000 code points, and those 2,000 code points can make The system has been upgraded once, and my heart hurts.
But in order for her to complete the task quickly and sensiblely, let alone 2,000, 20,000 must be learned! !
The system enrolls Ye Ya in mathematics classes for children, Chinese classes for children, and humanization of monster cubs. The discounts for these three classes cost the system a total of 5,000 code points. It bears heartache to finish the payment, and waits quietly. start class.
Online classes are held three times a week for three hours each time; due to the difference between space time and earth time, the conversion of those three hours to the real world takes less than three minutes, so there is no need to worry about delaying Ye Ya's real task.
The first child math class happened to be five minutes later. The system asked Ye Ya to sit on a chair, connected her brainwaves, and sent her to the learning space. Ye Ya is the only one in the learning space. In front of her is a small smart electronic table and a floating screen. The system teacher is remotely teaching cubs of various types in various spaces.
To be honest, the system is not worried at all that Ye Ya won't be able to learn, the IQ of monsters is higher than that of humans, and it's not a matter of minutes to learn that low-level mathematics, it's not difficult at all!
[The teacher does not allow the system to follow the host, now uncle is going to standby, wait for you to come back after class. Ya'er should be good. ]
"Yeah." Ye Ya nodded heavily, "Be good, Ya'er."
After the system left, the teacher started the class.
Ye Ya sat at the small table, listening to the online teacher's lecture very carefully.
Because the language of each ethnic group is different, the teacher will automatically switch the language according to the location of the students. Ye Ya now hears Putonghua.
The monster's memory and learning ability are amazing, Ye Ya quickly memorized a hundred numbers and wrote them silently. The online class teacher was very satisfied, and silently typed three s on Ye Ya's evaluation column.
After resting for five minutes, I started to calculate addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, and three lines of problems appeared on the table in front of Ye Ya.
3+7=
8-0=
7+1=
Ye Ya held the pen holder, and after thinking about it for a while, she obediently wrote on it, muttering as she wrote: 3 plus 7 equals 37, 8 minus 0 equals 0, 7 plus 1 equals... equals..." She tilted her head, A strange symbol fell on it.
7 plus 1 equals ▽.
7 plus 1 equals... an inverted triangle? ?
The system teacher in charge of the online class has a bad radio wave.
"Student Ye Ya, you are not going to..."
Before she finished speaking, Ye Ya put down her pen, tapped her short hand on the table, and handed in her homework without hesitation.
The results came out quickly: 0 points.
"Eh????" Ye Ya bit her finger, her big eyes were very puzzled.
Did she get it right
Xiao Yezi, who is extremely confident in herself, doesn't know where she made a mistake.
At the end of the three hours, the online class teacher will post everyone's online class evaluation in the parent group of the system.
[Online class system teacher: The dragon cubs of the No. 3 system are learning very quickly, with full marks in all three classes. Transcript grade: sss. ]
[System No. 3: Thank you, the online teacher. ]
[Online class system teacher: The ghost cubs in system No. 5 are nothing but too noisy, report card score: ss,. The teacher's suggestion: Don't let him take his head off and kick it like a ball. ]
[System No. 5: Received! Thank you teacher! ]
[Online class system teacher: The snake cub of system No. 6 is still an egg, too small, it is not recommended to send it for study, so it will not be included in the score. ]
[System No. 6: What's the matter with you, teacher! Discriminate against the snake clan! Believe it or not, I will complain to you at the educational institution of the system! What's wrong with the egg, don't you look down on the egg! ]
[System No. 6 has been removed from the learning group. ]
Finally it was the turn of No. 1, the system was at leisure, excitedly waiting for the teacher to praise, the result—
[Online class system teacher: First look at your child's homework on the 1st. (picture)]
[System No. 3: Hahahahahahaha. ]
[System No. 5: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. ]
[System No. 1:…]
As soon as the picture came out, the whole group was full of joy.
The radio wave of the system is hot, even though it has no entity, it can't wait to find a seam in the ground and get into it immediately.
The online class teacher is still very face-saving: [I heard that No. 1 brought the cub host for the first time? ]
The system silently said yes.
The teacher of the online class said: [I heard that the cub of the Flower and Plant Clan will change form at the age of three hundred. She is still a baby now, and it would be nice if she can remember a hundred numbers. But I hope that the parents will go back and teach mathematics seriously. If it will be the same in the next class, I can only let her drop out. ]
What the online class teacher said was merciless, and the system was not very happy to hear it, but it still responded humbly.
Ye Ya didn't know that Uncle System had been criticized by the teacher. At this time, she was sitting on a small chair on the balcony, facing the sunlight, holding an apple and humming and gnawing.
The door was opened, and Ye Qinghe walked in.
Seeing Ye Ya on the balcony, Ye Qinghe was startled, and hurried forward to hug her down, "Ya'er can't come to the balcony, she will fall."
"I want to bask in the sun."
Her little face was flushed red from the sun, and the corners of her mouth were stained with apple juice, making her whole face look dirty.
Ye Qinghe took out a handkerchief and wiped the corner of her mouth, "Isn't it hot?"
"It's not hot." Ye Ya shook her head, "I want the little seeds to germinate and grow flowers quickly~"
The child spoke strangely not once or twice, wiped her face clean, Ye Qinghe saw her put her back on the bed, "Auntie nanny will bring food to Yaya later, Yaya shouldn't go out during this time, you know ?”
Ye Ziyu suffered from mania and was yelling in the room, his state was extremely unstable. He was afraid that Ye Ya would go out and irritate his younger brother, so he could only let her stay in the room for a day, and let the two of them get to know each other gradually before letting them try to make contact.
This way is to make Ye Ya feel aggrieved, but it's better than being hurt by Ye Ziyu.
After lunch, Ye Ya was alone in the room playing with the new toy that the nanny brought.
Today's task has already been completed, and I am idle, so I might as well do something serious.
[Ya Ya, let's continue to learn arithmetic, shall we? ]
Ye Ya paused for a moment with her little hand holding the puzzle piece, and said with her small mouth reluctantly, "Ya Ya doesn't want to learn mathematics."
[why? ]
"It's not fun," she said, "I don't want to count, I want the seeds to grow quickly.]
The system persuaded: [Ya'er, be good, let's count as two questions. ]
She sighed heavily, and reluctantly sat on the small stool to do the math.
The system dutifully taught her children's mathematics, and she was not stupid. One plus one equals two, and one plus two equals three. The answers were very good. When it came to the bottom, Ye Ya's answers began to drift towards weird logic again.
[Ya'er, 5 plus 5 cannot equal 55, how much is your five fingers plus the other five fingers? ]
Ye Ya put down the pen and stretched out two small soft paws.
"equal to..."
[Equal to how much? ]
Ye Ya looked at her left hand and then at her right hand, and spread out her ten radish-headed fingers, counting from left to right, and counting from right to left. After a minute, she clenched her fists tightly, and said in a childish tone: "55 !!"
System: [%#￥%%… #%… %]
—I'm fucking going to resign today! ! ! ! !
— This system is wrong! ! ! ! !