After packing up, it was already noon. Ye Linchuan was sweating profusely. He had just moved the ponytail and put it at the door to rest when he saw Xia Yu leading Xia Qing in.
Looking at the dilapidated small house behind Ye Linchuan, Xia Yu suddenly widened her eyes, and pointed behind him in disbelief: "You guys live here?"
Ye Linchuan nodded.
Xia Yu was silent, if Ye Ya hadn't just changed numbers with them, it would probably be their uncle and nephew who were here. Thinking of their luxurious private courtyard, Xia Yu suddenly felt sorry, and said to Ye Linchuan: "Why don't you come and live with us, you should be able to sleep if you squeeze together."
There is also a bed in the side room, which is a little smaller, but it is better than this one. The roof is probably leaking due to the rotten roof.
Ye Linchuan resolutely refused: "No, it's pretty good here." After all, when the time comes to broadcast, Ye Linchuan doesn't want the audience to say that he's hypocritical and can't afford it.
Knowing Ye Linchuan's temper, Xia Yu didn't force her, "Then go to my place for lunch, it might not be convenient for you to cook here."
The house behind him is burning with a stove, which is impossible for ordinary people to handle, especially if the room has been stranded for a long time, the stove is probably difficult to light.
Ye Linchuan got up and patted the dust off his buttocks, and told Ye Ya to go to Xiayu for dinner.
The mountain path in the afternoon is quiet and beautiful. The mountains in the distance overlap and are covered with dense shade. There are large sunflower fields planted on both sides of the path. The ground is golden and rotten, and it is in a line with the blue sky. Wash away the hustle and bustle and feel refreshed.
After seven turns and eight turns, Ye Linchuan brought Ye Ya to the house where Xia Yu lived now.
This is a Sihe farmyard. Big white geese and big roosters are scattered in the yard. Grape vine racks are planted in the yard. Stone piers and tables are placed under the racks. The main room is large, with a refrigerator, color TV, and wifi , the house is tidy and tidy, compared with Ye Linchuan's log cabin, it is like heaven and earth.
Xia Yu brought Ye Linchuan into the house, and said shyly, "You're lucky, why don't you change it back?"
Hearing someone say that she was lucky, Ye Ya, who was looking around curiously, immediately turned her head and looked over, and rejected Xia Yu's proposal without hesitation: "A gentleman's words are hard to follow, Uncle Xia Yu and Sister Qingqing live here. "
How can it be so easy to take back what has been said.
People should keep their promises is the principle given by their father, not to mention that Ye Ya doesn't care where she sleeps at all, even if she is allowed to sleep in the soil, she is very happy, no, even happier, Xiao Ye Ya sleeps in the soil.
"No need to change, it's just one night anyway." Ye Linchuan rolled up his sleeves and walked into the kitchen, "Can you cook?"
Xia Yu shook her head in embarrassment. How could he, an idol who depended on his appearance for a living, be able to cook
"Will Ye always do it?"
Ye Linchuan picked up the kitchen knife expressionlessly: "Life forces me."
"..." That's true, after all, he is no longer the boss who needs to be served by a nanny.
During the time when Dad was cooking, Ye Ya and Xia Qing received the task from the program group to feed the poultry in the yard. Each of the two children packed a small packet of feed and went out to spread it all over the place.
Xia Qing started to get tired after working for a while, swallowed her saliva at the thumping big yellow chickens on the ground, and softly asked Ye Ya: "Do we have to feed them?"
Ye Ya, who was busy with work, was enlightened by Xia Qing's words, her big eyes looked at the round, chubby chicken butt, smack her lips, and she responded blankly: "You don't have to."
The two looked at each other, and there were other meanings in their eyes.
Ye Ya spoke her mind sincerely: "We can eat them, so we don't have to feed them."
The two children's brain waves are synchronized, and their ideas are completely consistent.
As soon as they said it, they put down the feed and outflanked the big yellow chicken that was pecking leisurely from both sides. The big yellow chicken was aware of it, flapped its wings and ran far away, and Ye Ya, who couldn't dodge, collided with Xia Qing.
They cheered up quickly, stood up and continued chasing chickens.
In the yard, the chickens were flopping, the geese were screaming and making a mess.
The corner of the director's mouth twitched in the back, and he made a slip of the tongue as he watched the two three- and five-year-old children compete with the poultry.
When Ye Ya was chasing vigorously, he suddenly saw a small golden chick poking its head out of the goose nest. Panting out of breath, she stopped chasing, and looked at the chick who looked at the world ignorantly with curiosity.
"Ya Ya, why don't you chase after?"
Ye Ya stretched out a finger.
Xia Qing looked over and immediately denied: "It's still a baby just like us, so you can't eat it."
Ye Ya frowned and looked at the big white goose sleeping next to her. The terrifying image of being attacked by a goose once again appeared in her mind. Her shoulders trembled, and she said with great certainty, "Little dick was kidnapped by a big white goose."
"Huh?" Xia Qing was stunned.
"The big white goose is so fierce, it must have tied the chick back, now I'm going to rescue the chick."
Before Xia Qing could react, Ye Ya rushed to the big goose's nest like lightning, took out the ignorant chick, and held it tightly in her palm.
"Ahhh, Ya Ya Goose is awake!!! Goose Goose Goose!! Wake up!!!"
Xia Qing jumped behind her in a hurry, her expression was more excited and nervous than Ye Ya's.
Ye Ya had seen the horror of the big white goose before, so she didn't dare to entangle with the big goose, and ran back without looking at it.
"Ga——!!"
The big goose got angry as it should, and rushed towards Ye Ya flapping its wings.
"Don't chase me, don't chase me, goose, don't chase me!!!" The scene of being chased and beaten that day was vivid in his memory, Ye Ya whimpered, holding the chick very tightly.
The geese raised by the farmers seem to be bigger than the geese raised by the farmhouse, they are fat and strong, they fly up to cover the sky and block out the sun, and their red eyes are scary.
Ye Ya didn't know which nerve it had offended, causing several big geese to keep chasing after it.
"This is the mother chicken's child, you can't, you can't snatch it!"
Ye Ya circled the big goose in the yard, sweating profusely from running.
The camera captured her figure, but because she was running too fast, only two fluffy afterimages were captured. The picture looked exciting and funny.
"Ya Ya go back to the house!! Ya Ya go back to the house quickly!!" Xia Qing opened the door, Ye Ya seized the opportunity, and Sa Yazi ran in.
Snapped!
Xia Qing closed the door heavily, and the two of them sat on the ground weakly, looked at each other and let out a long sigh of relief.
Unwilling, the big white goose stood on the window sill and quacked.
"Squeak..." The little chick in his arms was probably uncomfortable being pinched, so he also yelled.
Ye Ya let go of her hand, gently stroked its little head, and said softly, "Don't be afraid, baby, I can be your mother in the future."
The big white goose was still knocking on the door outside, Xia Qing stood on tiptoe and bolted the door, and asked, "Does Ya Ya want to be her mother?"
"Yes, so the big goose won't bully it."
The little chick in his hand is very small, the yellow milk hair has not retreated, and the soybean-sized eyeballs are rolling, chattering at the leaf buds from time to time, it is really cute.
"But... its mother should be outside." Xia Qing looked out through the window, only to see the big rooster they were staring at, and was immediately discouraged, "Forget it, its mother probably It's been eaten."
"Chichi!" Little Chick shouted to the outside.
"Quack quack." The big white goose called into it.
Ye Ya touched the fluffy feathers on Zai Zai's body, and comforted him: "Huang Huang is not afraid, mother will protect you." After saying that, she kissed its little head.
The movement outside the house caught Ye Linchuan's attention.
He put down the kitchen knife to wipe off the water on his hands, and when he came out, he saw Ye Ya and Xia Qing muttering to the little animals in their palms, and there were a few big geese outside that kept calling the door.
Ye Linchuan's premonition was wrong, he stepped forward with a frown, and looked down at the children huddled in the corner, "What are you doing?"
"Look, brother." Ye Ya sent the cub in his hand, "This is my daughter!"
hiss.
Ye Linchuan's teeth became sour, and his thick eyebrows frowned even tighter, "I'm only going to be away for a while, so you make me a grandfather?"
"Ah?" Ye Ya nodded after pondering, "Yeah!"
She's okay! ! !
Ye Linchuan's chest hurt a little, and when he looked at that chirping animal cub, his expression was even worse.
"I want to take Huang Huang back to take care of her."
Yep, I still have a name in mind.
"No." Ye Linchuan refused decisively, "You can't take it back to raise."
"Why?" Ye Ya questioned with her head tilted, "There is no rule in the family that you can't keep chickens, not to mention that I am the head of the family, so I have the final say!!"
She remembers clearly what the program team said in the morning. The program is called "Please Listen to the Children". Although she is a little monster over a hundred years old, she can turn into a child when necessary.
Seeing Ye Ya with a stubborn expression, Ye Linchuan's brain began to ache.
"Chichi—"
Huang Huang called out a few more times.
Ye Linchuan pressed his aching temple, and asked Ye Ya, "Do you know what it's talking about now?"
Ye Ya quietly listened to Huang Huang's call, nodded and said firmly, "I want to be her mother."
"No." Ye Linchuan shook his head, "It said - I am a goose, I am a goose."
Ye Ya was stunned.
The camera crew behind started laughing wildly.
"Quack quack quack!" The big white goose outside also began to cry violently.
Ye Linchuan pointed to the big geese outside the window: "Then do you know what they are calling?"
Ye Ya hesitated for a while: "Give me back my food."
"No." Ye Linchuan denied it again, "It said——You give me back my child! You give me back my child!" Ye Linchuan choked his voice and imitated it vividly.
Ye Ya's mentality collapsed, Shan Peng's collapsed.
The leaf buds are cracked, the cracked edge bath
She didn't believe it, she didn't believe that the little penis rescued at the risk of being pecked turned out to be the baby of the village tyrant's big goose! !
The baby is sad, the baby is sad, the baby wants to cry.
"What are you doing in a daze, quickly return the child to someone else, be careful if he comes in and wants to bite you."
hum.
Ye Ya's eyes were red, she turned around silently and opened the door a crack, allowing Huang Huang to slip through the crack.
Little Huang Huang twisted her buttocks and leaned close to the big white goose.
This situation made Ye Ya, who "lost her beloved daughter", howl.
She cried sadly, but made the group of adults behind laugh like Muggles.
Now it can be expected that this broadcast will cause intense discussions, and maybe Xiaoyaya will be popular again because of the big white goose last time.
Ye Linchuan shook his head helplessly, not caring whether she was crying or not, and turned to continue cooking.
Xia Yu was dumbfounded by this series of operations. She looked at Ye Ya, who was crying, and then at Ye Linchuan, who was extremely indifferent.
"No need, stop crying when you're tired."
The child didn't eat much in the morning, and now it's noon, he probably was already hungry, so he didn't have the energy to cry.
Xia Yu choked, and silently followed Ye Linchuan to help in the kitchen.
"Ya Ya, don't cry." Xia Qing is not as cold-blooded and ruthless as an adult. She sat next to Ye Ya and hugged her shoulders and couldn't help comforting her, "I will kiss you so that you will have a baby."
"No, we will not have a baby if we kiss each other." Ye Ya cried and said, "I just want to raise chickens."
"Okay..." Xia Qing had no choice but to look at Ye Ya, who was full of tears, and suddenly had an idea, "Ya Ya, wait for me first!"
She excitedly jumped up from the ground, ran to the kitchen, and stole an egg from the basket on the table while the two adults were not paying attention. Xia Qing carefully hid the egg, ran to Ye Ya again, and handed it to her: "Here."
Ye Ya was dazed with tears in her eyes, and was at a loss for the egg.
Xia Qing: "Chicks are hatched from eggs, and Yaya can hatch a baby chicken by itself."
Ye Ya wiped away her tears, holding the egg thoughtfully.
It makes sense, although Huang Huang is gone, she can raise Huang Huang who has always been her own! ! !
Ye Ya was comforted, and smiled sweetly at Xia Qing: "Thank you sister Xia Qing, you are so kind."
Xia Qing smirked, holding Ye Ya's face in her arms and chirping on her chubby little face, "I'm only good to Ya Ya~" Ya Ya is the cutest and most well-behaved baby she has ever seen, she wants to Always protect Sister Yaya and prevent others from bullying her.
Ye Ya put the warm egg into her small pocket, and continued to go out to play with Xia Qing hand in hand.
The time of the day passed quickly, and when night came, it was time to go back to each house.
Ye Linchuan took Ye Ya's hand, deliberately followed her pace, and walked slowly towards the small house on the mountain.
The unpolluted night sky is extremely low, and the dazzling and flickering Milky Way is like a dazzling star bridge suspended above the head. The crescent moon is surrounded by scorching stars, and the quiet and cool moonlight gently wraps the small mountain village below.
The road under his feet was winding and uneven, Ye Ya staggered and followed at Ye Linchuan's feet, looked at the big hand that was clutching her tightly, and looked up at Ye Linchuan's cold face under the moonlight.
"Tired?" Ye Linchuan noticed Ye Ya's eyes, bent down and hugged her in his arms.
Ye Ya still had an egg in her bosom, and she carefully protected it, with one arm on Ye Linchuan's shoulders, watching the road ahead from afar.
[Good night, Little Leaf. ]
The wild flowers and weeds on both sides of the road are going to sleep, so greet her all the way.
To show friendliness, Ye Ya paid back one by one.
"who are you talking to?"
"Grass and flowers~" Ye Ya was a little sleepy, her voice lacked the vitality of the daytime, it sounded soft and harmless.
Ye Linchuan smiled, and suddenly felt that the little girl was much cuter.
Finally home, Ye Linchuan turned on the small lamp, washed her hands and feet with the hot water borrowed from Xia Yu, wiped her face, hugged Ye Ya in the bed, took out a storybook and began to tell stories to the children. She was tired from running around all day, and fell asleep before Ye Linchuan finished telling the story.
Looking at the peaceful and cute sleeping child in front of him, Ye Linchuan carefully covered her with the quilt, and when he was about to lie down on it, Ye Linchuan felt a round and smooth thing, took it out and took a look—it turned out to be A hard-boiled egg, the skin has already been cracked open by him.
How did the kid hide an egg
Ye Linchuan couldn't figure it out, but the eggs were cracked, and if they were left alone tomorrow, they probably wouldn't be able to eat them.
It just so happened that Ye Linchuan didn't eat much at night, and he was already hungry after doing all the tasks. He licked the corner of his mouth, peeled off the eggshell, and slowly took a bite of the egg white.
Eggs laid by chickens in rural areas are also more delicious than those in cities. The yolks are very fragrant and the egg whites are smooth.
While Ye Linchuan was eating, a voice came from behind; "You ate my child..."
The tree shadows swayed outside, and a cool wind came through the hall.
Ye Linchuan remembered the story Ye Ya told during the day, and was instantly frightened, the egg he was about to swallow was stuck in his throat. His face was livid, and he explored the table with his long arms. After touching the water glass, he unscrewed the bottle cap and grunted encouragingly to send it to his mouth.
alive...
Ye Linchuan breathed a sigh of relief, and turned his head to look.
Ye Ya leaned her back against the wall, with the corners of her mouth turned down, with a particularly familiar weeping face. She didn't say a word, and looked resentfully at the unfinished egg in Ye Linchuan's hand.
"You, you ate my baby!! You are a chicken eater!!"
Chicken-eating murderer Ye Linchuan: "..." Not long after he became a grandfather, he murdered his "grandson" again.
no.
The point is not this.
"It's just an ordinary egg, look, it's still hard-boiled." Ye Linchuan stretched it over to show Ye Ya.
Ye Ya didn't listen to what he said, feeling extremely sad, "That's the baby chicken that sister Qingqing gave me, you, you eat the baby chicken, how can I hatch it!!"
Ye Ya was so sad that she couldn't help herself, so she started to cry again: "I... I had a miscarriage, I had a miscarriage!!"
? ?
What the hell
What did the child say she was bleeding? ?
Ye Linchuan's face was full of question marks. She couldn't tell the difference between a raw egg and a boiled egg, but she was able to know this kind of knowledge. Should she be praised for her knowledge, or should she be called stupid
The videographer holding the video camera at the door laughed foolishly again.
The small room echoed with the sound of children crying, Ye Linchuan was exhausted, closed his eyes and threw himself heavily on the bed.
"I want Eggy!" Ye Ya reluctantly pushed Ye Linchuan, "Eggy, Eggy!"
"Where can I find you Eggy at night?" Ye Linchuan covered his head with a quilt and pretended to snort, "I fell asleep, huh—"
"You're not asleep, you're faking it."
Ye Linchuan remained motionless, "Huh—"
"..."
Ye Ya was silent to the person in the quilt... silent...
"Okay." Ye Ya drooped her eyelashes, turning over Ye Linchuan to get down to the ground, "I'll find another ball by myself."
Ye Linchuan reacted quickly, grabbed her into his arms, wrapped his arms tightly, and warned in a deep voice: "Did I teach you that children can't run around at night? Are you trying to lose yourself again?"
Ye Ya: "It's not that I lost it, it's that the road is not easy to walk."
Makes sense
Ye Linchuan was dumbfounded.
"It was my fault for eating your overcooked eggs without your consent, and I'm deeply sorry."
Ye Linchuan sincerely apologized. Ye Ya didn't hear the yin and yang in his emphasis, so she learned from the pain and decided to forgive temporarily, "Okay, then you can't do it next time."
"Okay." Ye Linchuan nodded, "Do you want an egg?"
Seeing the white egg white delivered to his mouth, Ye Ya licked his lips and bit down.
woo woo...
Her baby is so delicious.
Ye Ya started to cry again.
The camera crew behind laughed again and became foolish.
**
The pleasant country tour came to an end soon. Since the program team adopted the mode of filming and broadcasting at the same time, when they continued filming, the first issue had been successfully released.
As a veteran variety show, "Please Listen to Your Children" naturally has a good reputation. This time, the guests have actresses and traffic, as well as topical and popular Ye family father and daughter. The strong lineup and appearance naturally attract countless new audiences. .
The director team never worried about the ratings, but they were still surprised when it was actually broadcast.
"Listen to the Children" broke the previous ratings record within 15 minutes of broadcasting, and beat the reality show variety show that competed with Taiwan University's hit one hour later. The popularity has reached the number one spot on Weibo at a speed visible to the naked eye, and several firsts in just one day are enough to witness the birth of a legend.
Just after 8 o'clock in the morning, the program team released the first episode of the program on the cooperative video website on time. In fact, many people had already watched the live broadcast last night, but they still stayed in front of the computer for the first time, preparing to grab a front row.
Although "Please Listen to the Children" is a parent-child reality show focusing on children, it does not engage in those fancy things. The opening film uses a drone to capture the scenery, and the background sound is a piano piece composed by a master, which is gentle and low-pitched , with the landscape picture is like a travel program.
The TV station specially hired a well-known foreign post-production team, so the editing is also very good.
The program team prefers Ye Ya, and specially let her appear in the finale.
When Ye Qinghe's face appeared in the camera, the barrage exploded.
——Brother, I can! !
――Do you suggest a sister-brother relationship? The kind who are fifteen years younger!
——What kind of fairy gene is always Ye, adults should speak boldly, Ye Linchuan, I want to mate with you.
―Are you always a boar in front of you! !
——Is the pig breeder trying to laugh me to death
…
Just at the beginning, the audience began to frantically play tricks.
By the time Ye Bud appeared, the barrage was two layers thicker. Soon came the scene where Ye Linchuan asked Ye Ya to call him dad. The scene reappeared, and the post-processing pictures added a bit of joy and cuteness. Many viewers who watched the live broadcast have begun to name the scene on the screen.
——You are my daughter, and I recognize you as my father.
—— Yaya: We don’t know, but we dare to answer.
——u1s1, I have my eyes on the little brother named Shen Zhou, woohoo, I want brother Qinghe too.
——Yaya really dares to agree, old onmyoji.
——Bring a filial daughter.
――Is this the legendary father-injury combination
Almost all the laughs in the first episode of the show were contracted by Ye Ya. The part on the plane made many people laugh and cry, and there was #我扬产了##作鸡#, and even a song called #小时我想… # The hot search has become a topic of common discussion among the people.
[Jincheng is cute: When I was a child, I thought that if I ate watermelon seeds, watermelon would grow in my stomach, and I cried so much. ]
[jnhuo: When I was a child, I picked up a contraceptive ./condom, and I took it as Qi... ]
[Beautiful and moving: tell your story earlier, oh, I have experienced it too. ]
[It's not narcissism but I'm too lazy to think of a name: When I was young, I thought I was Joey Wong, but in fact I was Joey Wong. ]
[The cutest reader: ? ? Please be sober up front, we are in the fictional 2030, there is no Wang Zulan and Wang Zuxian, did you time travel? ! ]
[The big baby will show you: that... Xiang Rigui really can't shake his head! ! ]
"..."
The first issue is full of high energy. Due to the unusual way the father and daughter get along with each other, they have been labeled as hurtful fathers in the later period. After all, Ye Linchuan is Ye Ya's father. Ye Linchuan is also called Ye Ya's father, and he is also a father and daughter. This combination The name fits them very well.
As soon as the name of the group came out, sand sculpture netizens cooperatively brought two # numbers to send them on the topic, and those who were interested directly made a collection.
"Then I am the head of the family?"
"It sounds good, but it's a pity that it has a long mouth."
"Brother's voice is nice too~"
"Don't coax, just cry tired."
"You ate my baby..."
The collection collected all the golden sentences in the first issue, and the up master said that he would continue to do it. After the video was released, the comments were soaring, and soon exceeded 10,000.
[Yaya's little chirp: Father hurts, what do you want to do. ]
[Father harm base: look at my id, from now on this will be the gathering place for two dad fans (bushi). ]
[Jincheng's little cutie: #叶茶被鹿追# Never thought that this topic would come up a second time one day. ]
[Ya Ya is chased by a goose: I Ya Ya don't want face! How can you keep mentioning Yaya being bullied by geese? ]
[Mr. Ye's wife: Brother, you changed your name first before talking. ]
[Jin Cheng doesn't want to update: As expected of a village tyrant. ]
***
The online discussion is in dire straits, but Ye Linchuan doesn't care about it. He doesn't hear anything outside the window, and he doesn't care about anything else except stocks. There are no other superfluous actions.
The location of the next issue of "Please Listen to the Children" is still in a small closed mountain village. The director chose these places for the beautiful scenery, to experience farming life, and for the convenience of filming, and to avoid fanatical fans.
The first task was still related to the house, but the director team made it more difficult, and guests had to complete the task before they could choose the house first. The task is a tacit test between parents and children, and the one with the fastest time will get the priority.
At the same time, the random tasks of Ye Bu are refreshed.
[Random branch task 02: Interfering with the progress of the heroine Xia Qing's task. ]
Well, it seems that this is also what the vicious female supporting role will do.
According to the old rules, Ye Ya and Ye Linchuan are still the first group of father and daughter guests to perform on stage.