The Villainess is Three and a Half Years Old

Chapter 83

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The tacit understanding game arranged by the program group is the traditional "you draw and I guess". Each group takes five questions in turn, and the one with the highest answer wins and gets the priority right to choose the house. Thinking of Ye Ya's superb painting skills, Ye Linchuan immediately felt confident and relieved.

Leaf buds start first.

The topic given by the program group was Strawberry Popsicles. Ye Ya held the drawing board, held the paintbrush tightly, and meditated for a long time, then directly showed the empty white drawing board to Ye Linchuan who was opposite.

Ye Linchuan was more confident, and quickly answered: "Air!"

"If you answer wrong, you have two more chances."

Ye Linchuan was confused by what the director team said, and looked at the drawing board again, not as relaxed as before.

Ye Ya shook his head in disappointment, sighed and drew a trash can on it, and then drew a little girl with buds on her head. The little girl was holding a stick in her hand, and she made a picture with a smile on her face. Lost action.

She draws very well, Ye Linchuan can recognize the people and objects in the painting, but it is difficult to understand the meaning of it.

Seeing that the time was about to pass, he hurriedly gave an uncertain answer: "Throw out the trash?"

Program group: "Four words."

four words...

What are the four words for a little girl to throw something into the trash can

"The time is up, Ye Ya will give you an answer."

Ye Bud: "Strawberry Popsicle."

?

what what?

Ye Linchuan looked at the painting that had nothing to do with strawberry popsicles, and then at Ye Ya, who had a face of "Why are you so stupid", was completely dumbfounded, smiled helplessly, pointed to the picture quality and asked, "Look at my painting. Eyes again, what is this thing?"

"Strawberry popsicles." Ye Ya obediently looked into his eyes and repeated.

Ye Linchuan was dumb for a moment, "Grandma, can you tell me why it is a strawberry popsicle?" Does that picture have anything to do with strawberry popsicles

The name grandma is really new, and the guests on the sidelines laughed and bent over.

Ye Ya took the painting and began to explain it seriously to Ye Linchuan: "This little girl is Ya Ya, this is the trash can, and she holds a wooden stick of ice cream in her hand. I like strawberry flavored popsicles, so they are strawberry popsicles."

The corner of Ye Linchuan's eyes twitched, and he continued to ask, "What about the strawberries?"

Ye Ya's beautiful big eyes flickered, and she said honestly, "It's over."

"... What??" Ye Linchuan suspected that there was something wrong with his ears.

Ye Ya said solemnly: "I ate up the strawberry popsicles, so only the sticks are left. The teacher said that Yu Jia cares about the environment, and the garbage after eating should be thrown into the trash can, so it's strawberry popsicles."

"..."

Reasonable and irrefutable.

Ye Linchuan was completely overwhelmed by this powerful explanation, okay, he admits defeat.

After the first round of your drawing, I guess, Ye Linchuan almost understood Ye Ya's logical thinking, gestured to the director, and continued to the second round.

The director's sister whispered into Ye Ya's ear for a long time, she nodded in understanding, and continued to draw while shaking her little feet. First draw a chick, then draw a chick, and then light rice grains on the ground, perfect.

Ye Ya unfolded the picture scroll to Ye Linchuan.

Ye Linchuan suddenly realized, and said without hesitation: "Lay eggs!!"

The program team pursed their lips and held back a smile, and kindly reminded: "Boss Ye, it's four words."

Four words? Four words are also simple!

Ye Linchuan had the winning ticket in his hands, and gave the answer again: "The hen lays eggs!"

Ye Ya leaned back, frowned, and looked at him again with the expression "Are you a fool?"

Ye Linchuan explained sentence by sentence according to Ye Ya's logical thinking: "One is a rooster and the other is a hen. When the two chickens are together, the hen lays eggs." Yaya also likes eggs, so it is 100% correct.

He thought so, but Ye Ya took a deep breath and sighed heavily, her immature voice was full of disappointment and disgust towards Ye Linchuan: "This is chicken pecking at rice."

Ye Linchuan's pupils trembled, and he was extremely astonished.

Ye Ya delivered a fatal blow: "How can such a small penis lay eggs, brother, you are so stupid, I'm drawing rice grains underneath."

Ye Linchuan: "..."

A three-year-old said he was stupid...

A three-year-old said he was stupid...

Ye Linchuan's mind was overwhelmed by these words, and he deeply doubted the world and his own IQ.

They didn't answer any of the five questions correctly, so they left the stage regrettably.

The second group was Wang Hao. Ye Linchuan held Ye Ya in his arms and asked her the question that he had held back for a long time: "When did you like strawberry ice cream? Don't you like bean paste?"

While watching others playing with your painting, Ye Ya said to Ye Linchuan, "My brother fed me strawberry-flavored ice cream that day."

"So you like it?"

"En!" Ye Ya nodded heavily.

Ye Linchuan raised his eyebrows: "Then you liked bean paste before, and it was because your brother fed you the taste of bean paste?"

"Yeah!" Ye Ya nodded again.

Ye Linchuan's heart suddenly turned into water because of the little girl's earnest and sincere expression. With a slight smile, he stretched out his hand to pinch her bouncy face, "Why are you so cute?"

Ye Ya didn't even look at him: "You said three months ago why I hate you so much."

Ye Linchuan's smile froze.

Ye Ya gave him a white look: "Men are really fickle."

Ye Linchuan's smile disappeared.

The system saw that the girl was chatting happily with Pian Qi's father, and didn't pay attention to the task at all, so it reminded: [Ya Ya, remember to disturb Xia Qing. ]

As a qualified vicious female supporting role, she is bound to become a stepping stone on the heroine's life path, allowing her to win the love of countless audiences. Then it was Xia Qing and Xia Yu's turn, they chose to let Xia Yu draw, Xia Qing guessed.

Xia Qing looked sleepy, and as soon as she sat on the stool, she raised her right arm to the director and said weakly, "Uncle, I don't feel well."

Her head was covered with beads of sweat, her face was flushed by the sun, and her body was shaking, as if she was about to fall from the chair.

The director's team suddenly became tense, Xia Yu stood up and hugged Xia Qing in his arms.

"Where is it uncomfortable?" Xia Yu's voice became tense because of worry.

Leaning in her uncle's arms, Xia Qing said in a low voice, "I'm a little dizzy..."

The accompanying doctor came over quickly, gave Xia Qing a simple examination, and said to the nervous Xia Yu: "It is estimated that she has suffered from heat stroke after being exposed to the sun for too long, just give her some water to rest, don't worry, it will be very soon." It will be fine soon."

Mild heat stroke symptoms are easy to relieve and are not a big problem.

The bystanders were immediately relieved after hearing this. But a new problem also came up immediately, now that Xia Qing is temporarily unable to participate in the recording, how to proceed with the rest of the game process

Xia Yu naturally considered this, and was thinking of abstaining from the game when she heard a weak voice from the crowd. Xia Yu looked over and saw Ye Ya slipping off Ye Linchuan, squeezing through the crowd and running to rest under a tree Xia Qing stood in front of her, took her hand and said to the director team, "I can complete the task in place of Sister Qingqing."

"You?" The director hesitated.

Ye Ya stood in front of Xia Qing like a little hero, "Sister Qingqing and I are brothers and sisters. Sister Qingqing is sick, so I will help her finish it!"

Xia Qing was about to cry, she hugged Ye Ya tightly with all her strength, and choked up, "Ya Ya, you are so kind, you are the best Ya Ya in the world."

Ye Ya patted her on the head, and begged the director team again: "Uncle, can you?"

There is nothing wrong with the matter now, not to mention the two little girls' eyes are so earnest, if he refuses to agree, he will cry.

After the director team nodded, the delighted Ye Ya and Xia Yu returned to the game field again.

Xia Qing didn't have much strength, so she stood under the tree and cheered the two of them up. Ye Ya returned a gesture of victory and sat down on the small stool again.

Xia Yu was not as relaxed as they were. On the contrary, his heart was very heavy. Thinking of Ye Ya's previous performance, Xia Yu was not sure if he could keep up with the children's strange brain circuits. Fortunately, he studied sketching for a year when he was out of class in college. As long as the drawing is clear and clear, she should be able to understand... right

The director called out to start.

The first topic was tree stumps. Xia Yu stroked her chin and fell into deep thought. Children over three years old may not know what tree stumps mean. He reacted quickly and quickly thought of a way to make her understand. Xia Yu first drew a tree, then drew a stone pier, and finally put a plus sign between the two to show Ye Ya.

Ye Linchuan, who was watching from the sidelines, folded his arms around his chest, scoffed lightly in disdain, and secretly ridiculed in his heart: How could Ye Ya understand such a complicated question with his thinking ability, and he couldn't answer it 100%, and Ye Linchuan was severely slapped in the face in the next second .

"stump!!!"

Ye Ya answered simply and quickly.

"The tree stump is correct—!"

The director team was excited, and there was an uproar outside the venue.

Ye Linchuan was stunned, but soon relieved: There will always be coincidences, and next time there will be no such good luck.

The second topic is barbecue.

Xia Yu holds a pen and thinks. From the child's simple thinking, if he directly draws the barbecue grill and meat, it may be understood as a barbecue or a barbecue grill. He can continue to use the previous method. After making up his mind, Xia Yu drew a ball of fire on the side, and then drew a person warming himself by the fire, and spread out the drawing board again for Ye Ya to see.

Ye Ya glanced at the fire, then at the person, and replied decisively: "Barbecue!!"

"Ya Ya, you are so smart!!!" Xia Yu was so excited that she put down her drawing board and jumped over to pick up Ye Ya, putting a passionate kiss on her face.

The two laughed and played, they were more like father and daughter than Ye Linchuan.

Ye Linchuan felt bad in his heart, and hurried forward to stop him: "Wait a minute, why do you tell me that baby thing is a barbecue?" No matter how you look at it, it looks like a person warming up, and he questioned from the depths of his soul, "Are you cheating?" gone?"

The director team hurriedly clarified: "Boss Ye, it's really a barbecue."

funny

How can it be a barbecue! Why is it a barbecue

After getting excited, Ye Ya began to explain: "When the fire is burning, it is burning; if the little person is warming on the fire, it is roasting, and if they are connected together, they are roasting." She was so proud that she couldn't help but praise herself for being so smart.

"...?"

This, how can this be connected? !

Ye Linchuan was hit successfully and left the stage with a sullen face.

Ye Ya and Xia Yu had a perfect understanding, and they answered all five questions correctly. Zhao Chenxing's group also got good grades. They answered four of five questions correctly, ranking second with a difference of one question, followed by Wang Hao and his son. end.

After the respective results came out, they selected the houses they would live in in order according to their rankings.

There was no meat at the end of the line, Ye Linchuan looked at the dilapidated stone house on the card, and felt that he had to accept his fate.

"Brother Chuan."

At this time, Xia Yu walked over holding Xia Qing who had recovered.

Ye Linchuan stopped.

"Here." Xia Yu suddenly handed over the room key with a scratched number plate.

Ye Linchuan was stunned, his eyebrows and eyes were full of disbelief.

Xia Yu smiled cleanly and heartily, like a cool orange soda in midsummer, "Ye Ya helped us win the game, and we were half of each other." He said, "It was also thanks to Ye Ya in the last period, so I can't always take advantage of you without reciprocating."

Ye Linchuan's Adam's apple rolled, and the old man was successfully moved by this boy in his twenties.

He pushed over: "No need. It's not that Qingqing is uncomfortable, let the child live better, and we can make do." As you spoke, you squeezed Ye Ya's little hand, "What do you think?"

Ye Ya said slowly, "Let Sister Qingqing live better."

"This house isn't too bad, it just looks a bit old, Brother Chuan doesn't have to argue with me." Xia Yu forced Ye Linchuan to change numbers, fearing that Ye Linchuan would refuse again, she hurried forward with Xia Qing in her arms.

[Ding! Side mission 02: Interfering with Xia Qing's game progress has been completed. ]

The system has long been used to it, and it is analyzed according to the logic of the rating system: Xia Qing did not participate in the game because of heatstroke, and Ye Ya helped them win, but in the end Xia Qing got the worst house, so there is nothing wrong with completing the task, after all, the rating system only Look at the result not the process.

[Submission 03: Randomly bully fellow guests. ]

Bullying the children who participated in the show together is indeed something a vicious female supporting role would do, but...

The system sighed with vicissitudes. Judging by Ye Ya's luck, this kind of task probably needs to be completed in another way.

**

Xia Yu chose the best of the four houses, a small second floor of a single building, and a big yellow dog in the yard.

There are two bedrooms on the small second floor, and it is more than enough to divide one of them.

"Ye Ya, come here."

Ye Ya, who was having fun with the big yellow dog in the yard, immediately got up and ran over.

"Go find Uncle Xia Yu and ask them to come and live with us."

Ye Ya's eyes lit up, and she couldn't wait to ask, "Is sister Qingqing coming too?"

"Yes. Sister Qingqing is also here."

Ye Ya was ecstatic, and Sa Yazi ran to Xia Qing's house a few streets away.

It was very hot, and there were few people on the street except free-range pigs and cattle. She was sweating profusely from running, and felt tired after a while, and her steps became slower and slower. Ye Ya looked up at the scorching sky, licked her dry lips, and naturally walked to a nearby house.

"Is anyone there—?" Ye Ya patted the door with her little hand, then shouted into the window.

click.

The door was pushed open, revealing a pair of cold eyes.

He didn't speak, and quietly watched Ye Ya standing outside the door.

Seeing that it was Zhao Chenxing, Ye Ya stopped instantly, but her throat was so dry and burning. She bit her lips, grabbed the collars on both sides, and said weakly: "I, I want to drink water..."

Zhao Chenxing lowered his eyes and closed the door, and when he came out again, he had an extra glass of cold well water in his hand.

Ye Ya took the water glass and drank it down, wiped her mouth and returned the glass, "Thank you little brother."

Zhao Chenxing caught a glimpse of the camera behind him from the corner of his eye, the indifference in his eyes dissipated immediately, and his expression was gentle and simple: "Do you want more?"

Ye Ya was taken aback by his sudden face change, and shook his head blankly.

"Where are you going?"

Ye Ya replied obediently, "Look for Qingqing."

"Isn't Qingqing feeling unwell? She should be resting. Would you like to come in and play with me for a while? After all, it's so hot outside."

Zhao Chenxing opened the door, and the electric fan in the room whirred, and the cool wind instantly took away the heat. She turned her head to look at the scorching hot ground behind her, and the balance tilted instantly. She nodded and followed Zhao Chenxing into the room.

The female guest in charge of Zhao Chenxing, Liu Qianqian, was cooking in the kitchen at the moment, saw Ye Ya come in to say hello, and then went back to work.

Ye Ya followed Zhao Chenxing to sit on the bed, with a few toys scattered on it. Ye Ya was quickly attracted by the new toy, and completely forgot what Ye Linchuan told him.

The time spent playing around was very fast, and the smell of rice wafted from the kitchen. Zhao Chenxing put down the toys, grabbed Ye Ya's wrist and went straight to the kitchen; "Let's go see what Auntie cooks."

The kitchen table was a bit high for the two children, Zhao Chenxing moved two chairs, first hugged Ye Ya up, and finally stood beside her, looking intently at Liu Qianqian who was still cooking. She is making fried shredded pork. The brightly colored shredded pork is paired with emerald green peppers.

Ye Ya swallowed her saliva one after another, her eyes almost stuck in the pot.

That eager expression made Liu Qianqian laugh, "Do you want to stay with Auntie to eat? Auntie is very good at cooking."

The gentle voice of the woman combined with the aroma of the shredded meat became bewitching.

When Ye Ya was about to nod his head to agree, Ye Linchuan's voice came in: "Ye Ya!"

It sounds a little angry.

She turned around immediately.

"I asked you to find Xia Qing, what are you doing here?"

Ye Linchuan had a stinky face, Ye Ya's expression was blank, he thought for a long time before he remembered what Ye Linchuan had told him, and suddenly realized, he tapped his head with his little hand, "I forgot!"

There is no guilt in the three words.

Ye Linchuan was too lazy to teach her a lesson in front of the camera, so he reached out and hugged her: "Go back, Qingqing and the others are waiting for you." Ye Linchuan waited for a long time to prepare the meal and waited for no one, so he had to go to Xia Yu first, and finally found out about Ye Ya it's here. He glanced at Zhao Chenxing, who was silent beside him, with a little indifference in his eyes.

Seeing that the two were about to leave, Liu Qianqian, who had been silent all this time, hurriedly stepped forward and called Ye Linchuan: "That..." Her ears were a little red, "Ya Ya and Chen Xing had a great time playing, do you want Ya Ya to stay here for dinner?" ? After eating, I will send her back."

"Don't bother." Ye Yelinchuan refused distantly, "There are still people waiting at home, let's do it next time." After speaking, he stopped looking at Liu Qianqian, hugged Ye Ya tightly and strode away.

Liu Qianqian stared obsessively at the man's straight back gradually disappearing, with his shoulders drooping, he turned around and silently served the dishes.

Liu Qianqian was feeling lost when suddenly she heard a naive and innocent voice beside her ear: "Auntie, why is the ring you put here missing?"

Liu Qianqian unconsciously touched her empty index finger, only to realize that the emerald ring that had been plucked and put aside was gone.

It was a relic left by her mother. Liu Qianqian cherished it very much. She would wear it every day when she was not filming. Because it was inconvenient to cut vegetables and cook, she temporarily took it off and put it aside.

She anxiously searched under her feet, then lay down on the ground and looked under the cabinet. There was nothing there, and it was impossible for the ring to fall there.

Thinking of the possibility of losing the ring, Liu Qianqian was so anxious that she was sweating and her breathing was quite heavy.

"Did Chen Xing see Auntie's ring?"

Zhao Chenxing nodded: "It was still there when Ya Ya and I came over just now, it's at this place." He pointed with his hand, and it happened to be the place Ye Ya touched.

Liu Qianqian was silent and lost in thought.