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It was a rare scene in the Devil's Palace. The mysterious bird stood obediently on the bookshelf like a parrot, and said nothing. Countless demon generals around were hiding in their horns and nooks, eating melons passionately, and by the way, they whispered.
Shen Wanqing held the book, reciting the title and chapter name reciting the title and chapter name inexorably, just like a junior high school student being picked up by the teacher to read a textbook.
Then the sound got smaller and smaller.
Until a long time passed, Shen Wanqing was deeply impressed by that day.
She called it embarrassing punishment.
A severe punishment comparable to hanging.
"Speak louder." Xie Wuyan folded his arms and leaned against the bookshelf, looking at Shen Wanqing, who was so embarrassed that he couldn't breathe, seemed very happy, "I don't have enough feelings."
Shen Wanqing choked up.
Especially when she looked up, she found that there were so many people in and out of the magic palace, all of them crowded into the library to watch her being tortured, and even took great pains to compress and deform her body to have a peek. Every magic general's face is filled with a happy smile of "you have today too".
Shen Wanqing felt that this was impossible.
Why!
She is also a noble palace lord, how can her mighty reputation become a soft girl in front of you.
So she decided to be tough.
"What's the matter? I built the library. I can read any book!" Shen Wanqing put on her hips, "I don't want to read it anymore!"
quiet-
Xuan Bird's eyes widened.
Stand up!
Soft girl stood up!
Shen Wanqing was aggressive.
Xie Wuyan was extremely calm.
He looked at Shen Wanqing who was covered in frizzy hair, raised his eyelids slightly, didn't speak immediately, just looked at her with such a smile for a while.
Then, the corner of his lower lip was lightly raised, and he let out a laughter that was sloppy and disdainful, with some meanness and mockery, and even directly hit the soul.
"Ah."
Then, slowly said: "Really?"
Shen Wanqing was defeated in an instant, her whole head hung her head in a frenzy, and then she was incompetent and furious in her heart.
...what the hell!
A noble devil like you can only laugh, can't he laugh
But it is obvious that he will not be so brave: "Of course not, how can someone who is so daring dare to speak to His Highness like this, I can't bear it, His Highness is not angry! He is really broad-minded."
Xuan Bird looked like he didn't see it.
But that doesn't seem to be a bad thing.
Shen Wanqing, who had left Xie Wuyan, really wouldn't be like this. Every day, she would be very grumpy and sneak people out of the palace to give them a good training, and would punish them at every corner to be independent from the golden rooster. Then he took those demon generals to bully people everywhere, and he was extraordinarily publicized like a little bully.
Until no one dared to talk about her.
No one dared to bully her.
And now she doesn't have to do that anymore.
She can be soft and coquettish like all ordinary little girls, and vent her little emotions with confidence, without worrying about whether she will die tomorrow or whether she can get what she wants back.
Someone is protecting such a lawless little bully.
Xuan Bird was very moved.
Then he looked at his bare tail hair.
...How to deal with the two demon kings! ! !
After visiting the library, Xie Wuyan, led by a bunch of magic generals, came to the next new scene - midnight karaoke hall.
As soon as you enter the door, gongs and drums are loud.
Two burly demon cultivators who were very well dressed stood on a round table, beating gongs and drums, their bodies shaking wildly, and there were many lights and beasts on the beams emitting colorful lights, dangling and dangling down.
The sound waves were very strong, and the magic general knocked so hard that the ground shook.
Very shocking.
Xie Wuyan was silent, he turned his head and questioned Shen Wanqing next to him with a "what is this" look.
Shen Wanqing was about to suffocate.
In fact, this is the case. When she first came to the Devil's Palace, she had a lot of emotional problems, plus the interference and brainwashing of the system was really a headache. So you have to keep looking for things to do to distract yourself.
She thought about it, where would ordinary people go to vent their feelings in modern times.
Going to dance! KTV! bar!
Shen Wan was enlightened.
So came up with such a midnight karaoke hall.
The magic general has never seen this before. After staying in it for a few days, he became addicted immediately. Every day, he lined up to squeeze inside, and even had a disco competition.
Facing Xie Wuyan's questioning, Shen Wanqing explained righteously: "Cultivating sentiments and cultivating hobbies and hobbies. We must pay attention to the mental health of the demon generals and give them appropriate opportunities to vent."
"What are those gongs and drums on the stage?"
"I call it the drum kit."
"...the bottle over there on the clip?"
"The bartender."
But there was no alcohol in it at all.
Because before this group of demon cultivators got drunk and fought in the midnight karaoke hall, they smashed the beautiful vase that Shen Wanqing brought from Tianyun Temple.
So since then, the midnight karaoke bar has not served alcohol.
Xie Wuyan glanced at it, and there was a brown liquid in it, and the smell was a little off-putting.
Shen Wanqing introduced: "This is ordinary milk tea!"
Another cup of black liquid, still bubbling inside.
Shen Wanqing: "Happy Water!"
There is also a lot of mess in it, and it is covered with a layer of milky white unknown objects.
Shen Wanqing: "Taro mashed Bobo milk tea with coconut and milk, more ice and less sugar!!"
Silent Xie Wuyan: I don't know how many surprises you have
But soon, he realized that he didn't know too much.
For example, in the center of the midnight karaoke hall, there is a huge slender pillar.
Xie Wuyan gave Shen Wanqing a look.
This time, Shen Wanqing didn't answer enthusiastically, and even wanted to sneak away, but Xie Wuyan quickly pulled it back with his collar.
"What is it?"
Shen Wanqing covered her mouth, and would rather die than say, "Why do you want to know everything! Keep some little secrets between people!"
Xie Wuyan felt that it made sense, let go of Shen Wanqing, and glanced at the surrounding melon-eating devils.
Obviously, the Demon General is not so stubborn.
Immediately, a magic general volunteered to answer: "Our palace master calls it a pole, and it is used for pole dancing! Your Highness, let me demonstrate it for you."
So, the tall, burly and tough guy with a beard and a height of 1.8 meters started his own pole dance performance.
After the dance, there was continuous applause.
Only Shen Wanqing, whose heart was ashes, was left, and Xie Wuyan, who was in deep thought.
Xie Wuyan glanced at Shen Wanqing, then the corners of his lips curled up, he chuckled lightly, and commented meaningfully and rationally: "Wonderful."
Shen Wanqing felt as if she had died socially: "Don't look at me, it's too embarrassing, or just scold me directly."
Xie Wuyan smiled and reached out and rubbed her head, looking very gentle.
And the next second, he leaned down to look into her eyes and said with a smile, "You know that too?"
Grass.
Too murderous!
Shen Wanqing decided to change tactics. The plan in the library just now was obviously not good.
So she prepared to use the all-purpose coquettish tactics.
So Shen Wanqing squatted down slowly, shrunk herself into a small dumpling, and started humming and acting like a spoiled child: "I just wanted to make this place more lively. I thought that it would not be deserted when you came back, that's why I made it up. These things come from."
Xie Wuyan lowered his eyes, crouched down in front of her, and said nothing.
Shen Wanqing was aggrieved and said pitifully: "You still look fierce, you are not happy at all when you come back, and you still use such a cold attitude! It hurts! You know how much my heart was when I said those words. Does it hurt? You don't know, you only know yourself..."
"Shen Wanqing." Xie Wuyan called her.
Shen Wanqing looked at him with tears in her eyes.
The coquettish tactics have been tried and tested.
"I remember everything that happened when my soul was missing."
"..." Grass, lost.
"I broke your skirt on the fourth day after leaving Chitong Pass. That's how you cried."
"… "
"On the fifth day, I sprinkled the tea you handed over, and you cried like that."
"… "
"On the fifth night, I slept without a quilt, and you still cried like this when you called me up, without even changing the lines."
Failed.
Shen Wanqing wiped away her tears immediately, stood up expressionlessly, bowed to Xie Wuyan very politely, and made a "please" gesture: "Okay, let's move on to the next project."
The next attraction is the zoo.
As soon as they walked to the door, all the demon generals who were still eating melons around a few people showed serious expressions, released their spiritual power and shields and fully armed to protect themselves, and then shrank behind Xie Wuyan and Shen Wanqing, cautiously. walked in.
Xie Wuyan frowned and looked at them suspiciously.
But soon, all the doubts in his heart were solved.
What's in the zoo
Shen Wanqing said, "Look! Little tiger! Little bird! Little snake! Little rabbit! Little bear! And little crocodile!"
Xie Wuyan took a look.
Nether tiger, abyss rabbit, flaming fire bird, blue sky and green mang, slaughtering ghost white bear, and monster eating crocodile.
A nice zoo.
But Shen Wanqing was very happy, as if she had kept a group of pets, she rushed over to hug these demons who were ranked among the "Top Ten Evil Beasts" in the spiritual book.
Xie Wuyan pinched his brow bone and glanced at the demon general behind him.
The Demon General showed a timid expression, hiding outside the zoo and daring not to make a sound.
Xie Wuyan pursed his lower lip, stepped up to keep up, and stood behind her.
However, these underworld demons didn't want to see Shen Wanqing, especially Xie Wuyan who was exuding terrifying murderous aura next to him.
They were frightened and resisted.
How come two devils have returned!
The Nether Tiger is the most promising one.
When Shen Wanqing scratched its chin and called it "miaomiao", it finally couldn't bear such humiliation.
"Go away, I'm not a cat."
Shen Wanqing didn't react yet, Xie Wuyan squinted his eyes a little, and with a hold of his hand, a sword in the void stretched out in his palm, his thumb gently pressed against the scabbard, revealing some sharp edges.
A strong sword qi made the zoo, which was extremely noisy just now, instantly quiet, and all the evil beasts were all crawling on the ground in an instant, suppressed by the strong sword qi that they dared not raise their heads.
Even the demon generals who peeked at the door were all affected by this power, and the protection on their bodies shattered. They quickly mobilized their spiritual power to resist, and then looked at Xie Wuyan's back in horror.
Nether Tiger was almost scared to death.
As soon as he looked up, he saw Xie Wuyan's eyes full of murderous intent, and was instantly too frightened to move.
As for it!
It's a little tiger!
Don't you just refuse to meow? Are you scaring people with a solitary lightsaber!
The magician was also stupid.
Too arrogant.
That's a solitary lightsaber! ! The lonely lightsaber that no one wants to get! The solitary lightsaber that Tiandao Palace robbed
You use this divine sword in these places
Only Shen Wanqing was unaware of this.
Because the sword energy deliberately bypassed her, as if holding up a protective shield, not even a single hair of her was hurt.
Shen Wanqing was even teasing the tiger: "Those demon generals definitely didn't groom you, did they? Meow?"
Nether Tiger: "Meow..."
Xie Wuyan put away the sword with satisfaction.
The magician suddenly realized.
Xie Wuyan is indeed the highest combat power.
But his own palace lord is the top of the food chain.
No matter how the palace lord is tossing, His Highness seems to be disgusting all the time, but in fact, he is not angry at all.
certainly.
Except for the next attraction.
Because there is the legendary harem.