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[Gender: Female]
[Educational experience: Ph.D. student]
[Topics I care about - geology, studying in the United States, family, gender, fitness, pets, food]
[Field I am good at - Geology]
[I am not interested in the following topics, please do not push them to me—entertainment gossip]
[Question I was invited to answer]
"Are Children of Divorced Parents Distorted?" "
"... Thank you. Fart."
What is it like to have a twin sibling? "
"... Thank you, my sister and I haven't seen each other for ten years."
"Do you feel lonely if you have been single for eighteen years?" "
"... Thank you, I have been single for twenty-eight years. I have physical needs, but I don't have psychological needs."
"After studying abroad for so many years, how did you get rid of homesickness? "
"... Thank you, the geological dog is either exploring or on the way to explore. I just want to take a bath and have no time to miss home."
"Mengxin is out in the wild for the first time, do seniors have any experience to teach QAQ"
"Be more obedient, do more things, follow the teacher, and don't fall behind. Be sure to wear the most comfortable shoes, pay attention to sun protection and insect protection. Don't bring too much water, don't move your back, moisten your throat when you are thirsty. Girls should reduce outdoor activities. The frequency of the toilet, if there is a period, pay attention to disposing of bloody sanitary napkins, and beware of wild animals."
"As a girl who studies geology, have you ever thought about changing your major?" "
"Never thought about it. The earth has existed in the universe for more than 4.5 billion years, and my life is only less than a hundred years. The white clouds and the sea pass by in a moment, and I dare not expect to touch the earth in a limited life The gate of science, as long as we can get closer to it, we will live up to this big dream."
"How does Dr. Yanbi feel?" "
"... who invited me???? Get lost!!!!!!"
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Yellowstone National Park in the summer vacation has always been the favorite camping place for the American people.
Although Yellowstone Park is named "Park", it spans three entire states and covers an area larger than Shanghai, China. It is the world's first natural park, where countless animals inhabit and have amazing geological landscapes.
Regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, Yellowstone Park has an endless stream of tourists.
Today, among these tourists, there are many black-haired, black-eyed and yellow-skinned figures—
A heavy-duty pickup truck with a tire diameter of 130 centimeters crossed the hill and stopped beside the famous viewing platform of the Grand Canyon.
Inside the truck, a dozen or so young students were sitting there staggeringly, and many of them were already dizzy from the bumpy road conditions. Their faces were pale, and some even vomited while holding plastic bags.
The car door opened, and a pair of beige hiking boots with mud stains protruded from the driver's seat. The owner of the shoes jumped lightly and landed deftly on the ground.
Su Jishi took off his sunglasses and threw them back into the car. With both hands, she randomly gathered her shoulder-length hair and tied it casually with a rubber band, so that the messy ends of her hair were pressed under the straw hat. Most of her face was hidden in the sweat-absorbing scarf, only revealing a pair of dark and deep eyes, revealing an unruliness rarely seen in girls of the same age.
She was wrapped tightly up and down, and the cuffs and trousers were tied tightly with silver reflective tape. Her shoulders are small, but the water bottle, geological hammer, compass, and magnifying glass are inserted in the side pockets, and they can be touched by hand.
When Su Jishi tidied himself up neatly, the group of students in the pickup truck bucket still hadn't slowed down.
Su Jishi stood beside the car with his arms folded, and urged helplessly, "Get out of the car quickly."
The faces of the students were all pale, but no one dared to complain. They supported each other and jumped out of the tall pickup truck.
These seventeen or eighteen-year-olds are all first-year students in the Department of Earth Sciences of the University of Hong Kong. The University of Hong Kong is full of enthusiasm. Other domestic colleges and universities send their students to Beidaihe, Zhoukoudian for field internships, but the University of Hong Kong directly sends all freshmen to Yellowstone Park in the United States. The leading teacher of the University of Hong Kong is the vice president of the Department of Earth Sciences, and he was admitted to the hospital because of acclimatization. In order to help a friend, Su Jishi's doctoral supervisor asked Su Jishi, who is also Chinese, to come over as a "nanny" for a few days-let her, an old geological dog, lead this group of geological puppies through Yellowstone Park.
It's a pity that the students who went out to the field for the first time greatly underestimated the difficulty of the field practice, thinking that they were here to visit the mountains and rivers and travel to the United States at public expense. As a result, accidents happened frequently within a week, such as those who twisted their feet, those whose skin faded due to sunburn, those who were bitten by poisonous insects, those who fell into the lake, or fell off the mountain...
Fortunately, this tortured work is finally coming to an end today.
According to the work schedule, the last project of this "Yellowstone Park Field Internship" is to let the students observe the volcanic rocks of the Grand Canyon and draw a geological structure map.
There is no table outdoors, so these little ghosts can only squat and lie on the ground, each with a small notebook, and record everything they see in front of them. And Su Jishi walked around them from time to time, answering their questions.
She is a Ph.D. student, and it is more than enough to guide these undergraduate freshmen. She spends at least one hundred days in the field every year. She has been to deserts, plateaus, and caves. Her desperation is beyond the praise of the white male students in the same group. It's a pity that she was so unlucky that an error occurred before the completion of her doctoral dissertation, so she had to postpone it for one year.
"... Teacher Su, Teacher Su!"
Su Jishi was awakened from her contemplation, and at some point, she was surrounded by the group of freshmen.
She blinked, her bright eyes flicked across them, and she asked, "What's the matter? Are you done painting?"
"We're all finished!" the monitor said in Hong Kong, "Mr. Su, we're leaving the United States tomorrow. Thank you for your care these few days. Shall we take a group photo?"
In their eyes, Su Jishi, the temporary teacher, was really cool. Let’s say she is slovenly, but her geological backpack is always neatly packed, and all tools can be taken out in the first time; let’s say she has a hot personality, but she is patient and meticulous in explaining professional content, and she also took the initiative to introduce them. Less American customs.
The sun is strong in the wild. In order to prevent sunburn, experienced people will wrap themselves tightly from head to toe. Su Jishi was no exception. The students spent a few days with her, and only saw her clear and deep eyes clearly.
They were all curious, what does Teacher Su look like
Su Jishi had a headache from their quarrel, so he had no choice but to agree to their request.
She took off her straw hat and threw it on the grass next to her. She loosened her hair and smoothed it out with her fingers, with a lazy and casual posture. Immediately afterwards, she took off the scarf covering most of her face—
—All the students gasped in unison, staring blankly at the exquisite face that should have appeared on the billboard, and were stunned for a moment. They were not psychologically prepared at all, and they suffered the beauty crit at close range!
Su Jishi: "...are you playing some kind of prank?"
She knew that she was pretty good-looking. When she was studying in China, many young boys pursued her. But since she became a geological dog, she has no time for skin care or makeup, so she simply cut her hair short for convenience—she is not a Cinderella transformation, so why are so many people shutting up and amazed at her
"No... no no... no no no..." The class monitor rubbed his eyes, stumbled and said, "Mr. Su, you look too much like my goddess..."
"Your goddess?"
"It's Su Jin! Su Jin!!" Speaking of his beloved, the squad leader blushed with excitement, "Mr. Su, don't you pay attention to the domestic entertainment circle at all? My goddess Su Jin is the most popular traffic flower right now, three He won the best newcomer award as soon as he debuted years ago, he is 26 years old this year, sweet, cute, pure and moving!!"
"Su jin?..." Su Ji was taken aback, "Is the name just two words? Which jin? Also, she is only 26 years old?"
"Jin next to the character Wang!" said the class monitor, and moved closer, "Mr. Su, do you really not have any twin sisters who are stars in China?"
Su Jishi was stopped by the question.
She does have a long-lost twin sister in China. But the name is wrong, and the age is wrong... It can't be that she hasn't been in touch for a few years. Her shy and introverted sister changed her name and age, and went to the entertainment industry alone, right
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
Su Jishi is not used to being so close to others. She took a step back and distanced herself from the monitor. "It's just a bump in the face, it's normal."
After she said this, several classmates took a closer look at her appearance. Compared with the glamorous beauty on the billboard in their minds, there was indeed a little difference in this way.
That little flower, Su Jin, is a delicate porcelain beauty, with watery eyes, distant eyebrows, and a small mole under the corner of her eye. And Mr. Su's skin is a very healthy wheat color, his eyebrows and eyes look a little "fierce", and there is no beauty mole under the corner of his eyes.
The same facial features, on Su Jin's face, are "exquisite"; on Teacher Su Jishi's face, they become "heroic".
At first sight, the two are 80% similar, but the more you look at them, the greater the difference. If two people stand together, anyone can tell them apart at a glance.
Everyone just regarded this incident as an interesting episode, and they crowded together to take a group photo. Su Jishi was dressed neatly and stood among the young boys, completely unable to tell that he was ten years older than them, as if he was their peers.
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At the farewell dinner that night, Su Jishi was poured several bottles of wine by these students. The short but long field practice is over. Everyone thinks of the experience of this week, ups and downs come up, and many people's eyes are red.
Su Jishi doesn't like parting. She knew from a young age that after parting, all that was left for her was loneliness.
She found an excuse to leave the table in a hurry, and she wandered alone in the garden of the hotel, letting the breeze blow away her slight drunkenness.
The street lamp in the garden seemed to be broken, and there were only shadows of trees in the dark corner.
If it was usual, Su Jishi must have sensed the danger early and avoided this dangerous area in time, but tonight she became extremely dull due to alcohol, so she just staggered towards the tree shadow.
Behind the shadow of the tree, a middle-aged man suddenly stepped out. He had been waiting there for an unknown amount of time, and he merged into the night.
It was an Asian man in his forties, wearing a suit, smiling kindly, and looked harmless to humans and animals.
Su Jishi was dizzy, because she had just left a table full of Chinese people, so she subconsciously thought that this Asian man was also a staff member sent by the University of Hong Kong to the United States.
So she raised her hand and said "Hi" heartily.
"Hello," the man said politely, "Excuse me, are you Miss Su Jishi?"
"Yes. Are you...?"
"Hi, I'm Fang Jie."
Su Ji was stunned: "Sister Fang..." What's the matter, she drank a little wine, and then met a patient with gender cognitive impairment
Fang Jie noticed that her face was twisted, and quickly explained: "Of course, they all call me Brother Fang."
Su Jishi: "..." Sure enough, it's a gender cognition disorder. After a while, this person has changed two genders!
Seeing that he couldn't explain it to her, Fang Jie simply got to the point: "Miss Su, I have something very important to discuss with you. This is not a good place to talk. Please come with us."
Su Jishi: "Hahaha, hiccup, what you said sounds like you're going to kidnap me."
Who would have thought that Fang Jie actually looked at her with guilt.
Su Jishi: "..."
Su Jishi: "???"
Su Jishi: "!!!"
When a drug-soaked handkerchief covered Su Jishi's mouth and nose, one last thought flashed through her mind—where is her geological hammer! She's going to smash Sister Fang's dog's head off! ! !
The author has something to say:
In this article, I will try to follow Su Shuang’s route. The female doctor of geology is forced to pretend to be a pure white lotus sister to break into the entertainment circle~~
The main line is still sand sculptures in the entertainment industry, watching the heroine use a geological hammer to blow up the best dog head (big mistake)...
To reiterate, this article is not for the actress! After the heroine has dealt with this mess, she has to continue studying.