Before the sun set, the large troops finally arrived at the station at the foot of the mountain. It is said to be a resident, but it is actually just a gentle slope near the water. It is said that this is a rest area opened up by mountain residents when they go hunting in the mountains. The ground has been compacted in advance, and there are two simple small bamboo buildings standing there.
There are five artists on this trip, three men and two women, and the dormitories are allocated according to gender. Although the small bamboo building is very dilapidated, it is a house with a roof, which is much better than lying directly on the shady ground.
It's just that artists can sleep in bed, and their assistants are not treated so well.
Pointing to a small open space in the north, the staff member said: "Assistant teachers, this is your rest area, please put up your tent here later, our cameras will not shoot here, please try not to appear in front of the camera .”
Someone's assistant asked, "Aren't you going to help put up the tent?"
The staff smiled with a good temper: "Sorry, we also have a lot of work at hand, so I will trouble the assistant teachers to do it themselves."
Artist assistants have always been in a very embarrassing position in the entertainment circle. If we use a more popular metaphor, they are like the "big eunuch" and "big maid" next to the ancient imperial concubine. Their worth depends entirely on their "master". The assistants next to the first-tier stars are naturally a head higher than the assistants of the third-tier stars. Although outsiders respectfully call them assistant teachers, they don't pay much attention to them.
Several assistants looked at each other in blank dismay, and could only lower their heads to set up the tent. Fortunately, the ground here is flat and compact, so there is no need to bother weeding and picking stones.
The other artists brought more than two assistants, and the teams worked together, and the prototype of the tent was quickly set up.
Xiaoxia is not to be outdone, she has always been used by one person as three people, and she claims that she is definitely no worse than other assistants. However, when she really started to do it, she found that the tent building was much more difficult than she imagined.
What are these rods? What is the tether on the tent for? where is the door Where did the net come from? How to connect the zipper? What about the valve of the inflatable moisture-proof pad
For a rookie, no matter how it is called a "fool-style" tent, it is difficult to hold it up without the leadership of a veteran. Xiaoxia was so worried about the soft tarpaulins that her head was bald, she really wanted to admit defeat, she just wrapped herself in a sleeping bag at night, and just made do with the sky and the floor for one night.
She wanted to ask the people around her for help, but the others didn't know whether they really didn't see it or pretended not to see it, but no one offered a helping hand, leaving her, a little girl, to circle around the shapeless tent.
Xiaoxia has high self-esteem, and she knows that other people are waiting to see her joke, so she has to hold back her breath and insist on making it herself. She is the assistant of a first-line actress! In the past, she was the most capable maidservant next to the empress in the main palace, but she represented Su Jin's face when she walked outside, how could she give in to a few rags? !
"Okay, I'll come."
At this moment, a refreshing female voice sounded behind her.
Xiaoxia said stubbornly: "It's okay, I can do it by myself... Ah, sister Su?"
That's right, it was Su Jishi who came here by air.
Su Jishi had already changed into casual clothes, the scratches on the back of his hands and elbows had been treated, a thin layer of medicine was applied, and he was wrapped with a waterproof bandage. She was pulling her flip flops, and the small basket in her hand contained towels and soap, and she seemed to be planning to take a bath.
There is a simple bathroom in the resident. The program team found a natural concave hole at the foot of the mountain, hung a waterproof curtain outside, and placed two large plastic buckets filled with water on the top. After a day of exposure to the sun, the water in the plastic bucket is scalding hot, so it can be used directly for washing, which is very convenient.
It's just that there is only one bathroom like this, and Chen Gangyu went in first, and Su Jishi strolled over to see Xiaoxia, who never expected to see her embarrassed face facing the tent.
"Sister Su, you've had a hard day, so don't..."
"By the time your tent is set up, your sister Su's hair will be gray. You just stay there." Su Jishi directly dragged Xiaoxia to a fallen giant tree next to him, told her to sit down, and then turned around and stepped on the flip-flops Back to the tent.
She couldn't remember the hundreds of times she had set up a tent for such a trivial matter. Even if she was blindfolded, she could easily complete it.
She casually glanced at the few pieces of rags lying on the ground, pulled them out, picked out the main pole, quickly spliced them together, and then propped up the tent cloth step by step to form a full arch.
Her arrival caused the other artist assistants to stop their work in shock.
——I have only heard that assistants worry about the artist before and after running, but have you ever seen an artist parachute and personally set up a tent for the assistant
Even if you want to create a person who is close to the people, there is no need to come to the assistant area without a camera, right
Su Jishi completely ignored the bright and dark eyes around her. In just five minutes, she had already set up the tent with great skill, and she was only one step away from the last step.
Because the tent is very light in weight, it is often blown away by the wind, so in the end, the four corners must be fixed to the ground with L-shaped rivets.
Seeing Su Jishi pick up those big nails from the ground with his bare hands, Xiaoxia, who was stunned for a long time, jumped up and hurriedly said, "I'll come, I'll find the hammer..."
Su Jishi said, "No need."
"But the ground is so hard, how can you insert the nails with bare hands..."
Su Jishi raised the corner of his mouth: "As long as you have a hammer in your heart, you will have a hammer in your hand."
"???"
After finishing speaking, the popular first-line actress took the towel in the basket, wrapped the fist-sized piece of soap in the towel, tied it tightly, and swung her arm—
——This unusually simple "hammer" actually smashed nails into the soil!
Xiaoxia: "..."
Other assistants: "…"
Su Jishi got up unhurriedly, walked to the other corner, repeated the same trick, and smashed the second nail into the soil.
Then the third hammer, the fourth hammer...
After she built the entire tent, the entire rest area was silent, and all the assistants froze in place stunned, looking longingly at this popular actress who did not take an unusual path... and the weapon in her hand that could be used as a murder weapon Soap and towels.
"Okay." Su Jishi clapped his hands and stood up, and kicked the tent with his toes to prove that it was solid and intact, "You have a good rest. I guess Chen Gangyu has finished taking a shower, so I'm leaving first."
Xiaoxia seemed to be falling into the clouds, and said in a trance: "Miss Su, go slowly..."
…
When Su Jin's back disappeared from everyone's sight, the assistants suddenly rushed up and quickly surrounded Xiaoxia who hadn't regained her composure.
This one said: "Sister Xia, Teacher Su is really kind to you. It's the first time I've seen an artist who cares so much about his assistant. Is she usually like this?"
The one said: "I heard that Teacher Su is only your assistant. Is it usually too busy? Do you want to find someone to help you share the work?"
Someone else asked sourly: "Mr. Su has such a straightforward personality, is it also straightforward to pay the salary? I heard from the assistant of Teacher Xu Yadan the other day that Teacher Su's salary for you is five times that of other assistants."
Xiaoxia, who was regarded as a transparent person just now, instantly became a hot potato. As an assistant, who wouldn't want to be with an entertainer who is easy to talk to and has an unpretentious personality.
In today's program recording, Su Jin showed a reliable and capable side, which made people's eyes shine. But everyone only thinks that she is "standing up" in front of the camera, and they don't think that she is the same in places that the camera can't shoot.
Facing the flood of questions, Xiaoxia was overwhelmed. At the same time, deep in her heart, there was also a strange, inexplicable feeling that could not be expressed in words.
— Has Teacher Su always been so nice to you
Yeah yeah. Although Su Jin is a popular little flower, she has no airs at all, treating her like a friend, always saying "please" and "thank you", gentle and kind. But I don't know when it started, Su Jin changed, she still treats her very well, but she is no longer "gentle", but has become a very aggressive and "sharp" person.
Take the matter of setting up a tent as an example, if it was Su Jin in the past, she would definitely lend a helping hand. But before helping, she would say "I'll help you" instead of "You stay away".
… Too strange.
... really weird.
Xiaoxia is Su Jin's personal assistant, not only taking care of her in business affairs, but also a well-deserved leader in private affairs.
The huge change in Su Jin's personality, the fans and the media only regarded it as a "personal change", thinking that she had begun to transform, from a national sister to a mature sister.
However, Xiaoxia clearly knew how abrupt Su Jin's change was.
Su Jin in the past was as gentle as water; now Su Jin is like a pot of boiling water! Late at night, the production crew ran into gangsters who blackmailed them, and she single-handedly used a hammer to drive them away; when they met a greasy advertiser at a dinner, she poured a glass of wine over it without saving any face...not to mention climbing mountains and wading today, she never cried tired, These ordeals are like drizzle in her eyes.
These are definitely not what the former Su Jin would do!
Will a little white rabbit grow claws overnight
This is of course impossible.
A bold and absurd guess arose in Xiaoxia's heart, but she suppressed it as soon as she made it.
— Stop thinking about it! Sister Su is Sister Su, how could she be replaced by someone else? This is not writing!
In Xiaoxia's heart, there seemed to be two villains fighting, vacillating between rationality and sensibility.
Just at this time, there was a noise from the other side of the camp, and the screams were overwhelming. Someone shouted: "Quick! Don't let the snake run away!!!"
Following the sound, I saw a big snake with a length of more than one meter and a thick wrist wandering on the ground. Its figure was like lightning, and it flashed through the grass!
The two instructors chased after it wildly, but the wild snake was very familiar with the terrain, and soon hid in the grass!
After a while, the east shouted: "It's here!"
After a while, the west shouted: "Ah, there is a snake!"
More than 30 people in the whole production crew screamed and screamed after being kicked out by a snake, almost toppled all the tents.
Among these cries for help, the voice of the little fresh meat Qin Qiu was particularly prominent: "——Oops! It went to the bathroom!!"
Xiaoxia's head buzzed, and at this moment, she could no longer care about all the doubts in her heart, and ran towards the bathroom.
The simple bathroom has no door, only a cloth curtain to separate it from the outside, and a long water pipe is connected from the rock, just leaving a gap.
Outside the bathroom, Chen Gangyu, who had just taken a shower, fell to the ground with a pale face. She looked in the direction of the bathroom in horror, her face white.
The flustered big snake passed her by. Now her mind is blank, and she can't even utter a complete sentence, with a few broken phrases squeezed out from the corners of her lips.
"Su... Teacher Su... still... the snake..."
As soon as Xiaoxia's eye sockets became hot, she was about to rush in.
The two instructors quickly grabbed her and said, "You can't go in now! You will startle the snake!"
Xiaoxia said with tears in her voice: "But sister Su is still inside!"
"Don't worry, that snake is either a poisonous snake or a big one. But..."
The instructor looked troubled. The people in the bathroom are first-line actresses, and the two big men can't just break in directly. If they see something they shouldn't see, it will affect her reputation too much.
They were caught in a dilemma for a while. They didn't dare to make too much noise for fear of disturbing the snake; they were also afraid of delaying for too long and causing Su Jin to get hurt.
Inside and outside the camp, there was silence. Everyone stared at the closed bathroom curtain with bated breath, and prayed silently, hoping that Su Jin would be "smarter", get dressed slowly and come out, and don't panic.
Unfortunately, their prayers were in vain—
——I only heard a loud bang from inside the door curtain, followed by the "hissing" sound of the giant snake attacking!
Xiaoxia couldn't help it, her blood rushed to her brain: "Sister Su!"
The two instructors didn't care about anything else, and rushed to the bathroom at the same time. Behind them was Qin Qiu with an anxious face.
The moment their hands were about to touch the door curtain, the light curtain suddenly opened from the inside.
A thin mist gushed out from the inside, and a tall and slender figure stepped on the mist like a special effect of a fairy, standing gracefully in front of everyone.
There was a thin layer of sweat on Su Jin's forehead, her hair was slightly wet, her clothes were neat, and her breathing was a little messy.
And the huge snake that caused everyone to scream, was hanging on her right wrist with unknown life or death! !
The long body of the snake fell to the ground, and Su Jin tightly pinched its seven inches with her right hand, while her other hand held a "murder weapon" made of towels and soap.
Not long ago, Su Jin used this "no hammer is better than a hammer" guy to smash four rivets into the ground. And now, she used the same operation to subdue a ferocious wild snake!
Outside the bathroom, all the staff gathered here lost the ability to blink, and their eyes kept turning back and forth between the snake and the girl.
What kind of bird variety show are you shooting! With Su Jin's skill, even if she is dropped into no man's land by herself, she can still survive, okay?
Their "Wild Winner" program team might as well disband on the spot and reorganize "Wild Su Jin"...
Facing the pair of dull eyes, Su Jin chuckled lightly, her beautiful eyes moved across the crowd.
She raised her arms and asked, "Isn't this snake a protective animal?"
Instructor Hai let out an "Ah" as if waking up from a dream, and took a closer look, confirming: "No, it's just that the wild ones are bigger."
"That's fine." Su Jin nodded, and threw the snake in front of Chen Gangyu, who was in charge of cooking, "Everyone can have extra meals tonight."
Chen Gangyu, who was almost fainted by the snake just now: "..."
Qin Qiu, who wanted to be a hero to save the beauty: "..."
Two instructors: "..."
other people:"… "
…
Thanks to Su Jin's "heroic catching of snakes", all the employees of the program group ate a bowl of hot snake soup that night.
Chen Gangyu's culinary skills are excellent, and he insisted on using the limited seasonings in the camp to cook a pot of snake soup that is full of color, fragrance and taste.
Of course, the work of peeling the snake's skin, removing the snake's head, and squeezing the snake's intestines were all handed over to the two instructors.
Everyone gathered around the bonfire, dully recalling the ups and downs of the day.
Obviously, the variety show has just been recorded for one day, but the climax of the day is so high that what happened is enough to cut three episodes...
But Su Jin, whom they regard as "the source of all inconceivable things", sits leisurely by the fire, half-closed her eyes, enjoying the leisure time in her busy schedule. Under the sparks, she was monstrously beautiful, and that exquisite face added an ethereal and elusive divinity, even looking directly at her was a kind of blasphemy.
Xiaoxia got up secretly, and found a high-sounding excuse to get the phone back from the planner.
She avoided the crowd, walked to an empty corner outside the camp, tried several times, and finally dialed the phone.
"Hello... is that Brother Fang?"
In the silent forest, Xiaoxia's reflection was cast on the ground by moonlight, and was soon submerged in darkness.
"The recording went well and there were no issues."
"However, there is something I want to tell you."
"I've actually been aware of this for a long time, but there was no evidence before, and I thought it was because I was supercilious."
"But everything that happened today made me realize that my guess was true."
"Brother Fang, I'm not sick, so don't interrupt me. I swear that every word I say next is the result of my deliberation."
"I've been by Sister Su's side all the time, and I can see all the changes in her." Xiaoxia took a deep breath, "Didn't you notice that after she came back from the United States, her personality changed a lot... It's like a change... Is it the same as a person?"
"Brother Fang, you and Ah Shan must have found out too, right?"
"I'm not stupid, I have eyes, I can see, I have a brain, I can think."
"I know this is unbelievable, but after eliminating all impossible options, only this reason can be established—"
Xiaoxia heard her panting. It's like an old used tractor that falls apart anytime, anywhere.
She closed her eyes not to look at the gentle moonlight above her head.
"—I suspect that Sister Su has been impaled by someone's soul."
Fang Jie: "..."
Fang Jie: "..."
Fang Jie: "..."
The signal in the forest was not good, and Fang Jie's voice sounded rustling.
Fang Jie: "Wu Danxia, I suspect you have no brains."