Su Jishi acted vigorously, rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the blood donation tent. Unexpectedly, before he took a few steps, he was stopped by a male voice.
"Su Jin, stop."
Looking back, it was the busy Mr. Mu.
Mu Xiulun said in a deep voice: "You are so thin, do you donate your blood or your life?"
… thin
Su Jishi was taken aback, looked down at his thin and bony wrist, and belatedly realized that she was no longer Su Jishi, the wild female devil who donated blood twice a year and was still alive and kicking! She is Su Jin, the female star Su Jin who eats rice bran every day and counts grains of rice!
There is an Internet black chicken soup that says: "A good woman is no more than a hundred, either flat chested or short".
Su Jishi used to weigh just under 100 catties, neither flat chested nor short, with an exquisite figure, firm muscles and delicate skin, and anyone who saw him would praise him as "beautiful". In the end, she entered the entertainment circle, but she became fat for no reason. Under the stretching effect of the camera, she looked very strong and strong.
Fang Jie was heartbroken by this, and specially formulated a series of weight-loss meals for her. After spending four months, she finally let her weight drop to the figure that a female star should have—and this figure is recognized internationally. below the standard weight line for blood donation.
Su Jishi: "..."
The two of them spoke Chinese, and the nurse couldn't understand. Su Jin, who had agreed to donate blood just now, stopped suddenly, frowning in embarrassment.
The nurse thought she regretted it, and was about to persuade her, but Mu Xiulun came over and said in English, "She is too underweight, so she can't donate blood." He paused for a few seconds, and then asked, "Abs are urgently needed. type?"
Su Jishi: "...you won't say that you happen to be type AB, so you want to present it for me?"
If that's the case, wouldn't you owe him another favor? If that's the case, you might as well offer it yourself.
Unexpectedly, Mu Xiulun shook his head and said, "I am type O, but I know who else is type AB."
After speaking, he beckoned Gao Ling over.
The interview was interrupted by Gao Ling, and he trotted up to his boss with an inexplicable expression on his face, and asked dog-leggedly, "Mr. Mu, what orders do you have?"
Mu Xiulun: "Gao Ling, I remember that you are type AB? There is nothing to do after the interview. You can donate two hundred milliliters."
"..." Gao Ling turned pale with shock, "No, no, Mr. Mu, I actually still have a lot to do in the future!"
Mu Xiulun: "I will give you a week of paid annual leave."
Gao Ling rolled up his sleeves without saying a word, and said to the nurse with bright eyes: "I feel that I have nowhere to show my enthusiasm. Two hundred milliliters can't express my determination at all. Why don't you smoke four hundred!!!!"
Nurse:"… "
Su Jishi: "..."
When Gao Ling was in college, mobile blood donation vehicles would drive into the campus every year. In order to encourage students to donate blood, the school can get a 0.1 GPA reward for all students who donate blood. Although the score is not high, but for the research party, the party for going abroad, and the party for awarding and appraising, this 0.1 point is too important. big. In order to make her report card more beautiful, Gao Ling goes to the blood donation vehicle twice a year.
So, he's not afraid of donating blood—but he's afraid of shiny needles. It doesn't matter whether it's an injection, a bottle or acupuncture, his legs will go limp when he sees that thing.
In the tent, Gao Ling was sitting nervously on the recliner. The inside of his elbow had been smeared with disinfectant alcohol and iodine, which turned yellow and yellow. The nurse took out disposable needles, hoses, and blood bags to prepare.
As soon as he saw the thick and long needle, Gao Ling subconsciously staggered his eyes, not daring to take a closer look.
Su Jishi was by his side, and seeing his fearful expression, he thought it was his first time donating blood, so he comforted him with some guilt: "Secretary Gao, don't be nervous, I'll just talk to you."
Gao Ling just wanted to say no, but Su Jishi unexpectedly stuffed him with a peeled apple.
I saw a small basket of apples at Su Jishi's feet at some point, each apple was as big as a fist, and looked very attractive. Not only is she good at hammering, but she is also good at knives. After a few rounds of the most common knife at her fingertips, the apple took off its coat obediently, and the apple peel was thin and long, from the beginning to the end. Not disconnected.
Gao Ling was flattered, and quickly took the apple and took a bite. Seeing that he was distracted, the nurse immediately stuck the needle into his arm.
Gao Ling let out a muffled snort, so Su Jishi handed over another glass of water with honey.
For some reason, following Mu Xiulun who came to see him donate blood: "..."
Gao Ling looked at the apple, at the water, and then at Mu Xiulun's face standing aside, and said tentatively, "Miss Su, I suddenly feel a little hot."
Just as he expected, Su Jishi got up and turned around, and after a while, an electric fan came in.
Mu Xiulun's face became even uglier. He walked over a few steps, took the clumsy electric fan in Su Jishi's hand, and said in a heavy tone, "He is donating blood for you, not giving birth to you. What are you busy doing?"
Su Jishi didn't hear that he was angry, so he took it for granted, "I can't donate blood, so why can't I do something for the blood donating heroes?"
Gao Ling gnawed on the apple while tearing up, thinking, my God, I have become a hero! Incredible, incredible, I want to applaud myself once!
It didn't take long to collect blood. Because Gao Ling was thin and tall, the nurse only took 200 milliliters. The hand that donated blood had to keep still, and soon the fingertips became cold. Su Jishi prepared a plastic bottle filled with hot water in advance and stuffed it into his palm.
So after the blood donation, Gao Ling not only did not feel dizzy, but felt refreshed.
He began happily thinking about where to squander the hard-won seven-day annual leave, and suddenly a figure flashed in front of him, and Mu Xiulun took off his suit jacket and threw it into his arms.
The man unbuttoned the cuff buttons of his shirt with one hand, and rolled the starched white cuffs above his elbows in a few strokes. His skin is darker, and his forearm muscles are tight. Because of regular exercise, the blood vessels on the inside of his elbow are particularly obvious, showing a healthy blue color.
With a long leg, he sat directly in the recliner, put his left arm on the armrest, and said to the nurse in a firm tone, "I want to donate blood too."
After finishing speaking, his eyes glanced over the apple basket beside Su Jishi seemingly inadvertently.
Miss Su Jishi pretended not to understand.
Then, Mu Xiulun coughed twice more, cleared his throat, and pretended to be thirsty.
Miss Su Jishi pretended not to hear.
There was a tug-of-war between the eyes of the two, but the nurse didn't notice it at all. Seeing another blood donation volunteer, she was overjoyed and asked, "Are you also type AB?"
Mu Xiulun: "No, I'm type O."
The nurse put away the needle with regret: "Oh, please leave, we don't lack type O blood."
Mu Xiulun: "..."
Gao Ling thought, I can't laugh, I can't laugh, if I smile, let alone the annual leave is wasted, and the job will not be guaranteed!
Su Jishi was not polite, and burst out laughing.
She didn't have any idol baggage that a "female star" should have, she laughed so much that tears overflowed, her bright eyes and teeth were like a bright spring.
Mu Xiulun was offended, so he should be angry, but seeing her smiling so heartily, he suddenly felt that the depression in his stomach dissipated.
When he "raised" her before, he never saw her make any outrageous expressions or actions. In comparison, the current Su Jin is more interesting.
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On a well-known entertainment gossip website, hundreds of thousands of melon eaters gathered. Whenever there is any trouble in the entertainment industry, they will definitely run faster than the Hong Kong reporters.
It's just that this website is anonymous, so the real and the fake often fly together, and Du Wei and Heizi fight against each other.
And that night, a seemingly out of place post floated to the front page of the forum.
[There is a video with the truth] Did anyone pay attention to the Indonesian tsunami + volcanic eruption three days ago
As soon as this post was posted, it was immediately noticed by the gossip er who stayed up late at night. Many people flocked to this post, wanting to laugh at the poster for not posting irrelevant international news to the entertainment section, but when they saw the content of the main post, everyone was shocked.
The host said: LZ is a true diving enthusiast, not only likes diving in the forum, but also likes diving in the deep sea. At the end of the year, I took seven days of annual leave and flew to Manado, Sulawesi for vacation. As soon as I landed, I encountered a tsunami landfall + a volcanic eruption, and the communication was cut off. I was so scared that I cried every day under the covers...
The communication was finally restored this morning, and I watched the Indonesian International News Channel with my friends from the youth hostel, and the result! ! ! I found it! ! ! ! ! A familiar figure! ! ! !
Guidance starts at 8 minutes and 12 seconds! ! ! ! ! Ask for identification, is the poster dazzled or dazzled? ? ?
video address.slightly.id
1L: Damn...
2L: Fuck...
3L: I don't know...
4L: After watching the video, I’m so fucked up too…
5L: God damn it, I am also dazzled with the landlord! ! ! ! !
6L: What are you guys talking about above, the mobile data cannot open the video, urgent! !
7L replied to 6L: I answered for the upstairs, it was Su Jin! ! Repeat, it's Su Jin! ! !
8L: Awesome, Su Jin's hype has reached the gossip group, and the poster directly posted the draft of the tight empress, don't cover it up haha.
…
The landlord replied 8L: LZ swears to God, if it is a hype, it will be struck by lightning! ! As a senior gossiper, I really hated Su Jin at first. I felt that she kept setting up characters. Before, she was standing as Xiaobaihua and now she is standing up as Yujie, but this incident was indeed discovered by accident! ! Originally, I turned on the TV to watch the post-disaster news, but I never thought that Su Jin would come out to donate blood!
…
25L: Is blood donation just hype? This is Indonesia International News! Su Jin has such a great ability, let a country's official news station help her hype
26L: In Heizi's eyes, Su Jin is omnipotent. It's better to say that the tsunami was caused by Su Jin's farting, and the volcano was caused by Su Jin's hiccups.
30L: Keke, fans came to criticize so soon
…
50L: Wait, why are there so many noises all at once? Not sure if this person is Su Jin? Added up, it’s not as big as my finger, and the focus is not clear enough. How can you tell it’s Su Jin’s? By blood type
55L replies to 50L: It is indeed written in Su Jin's official information that she is type AB.
60L replied to 55L: But that doesn't mean anything.
…
80L: Take Jinjin away, fans won't make an appointment! Su Jin's itinerary has always been made public. Ten days ago, she went to a location to record a variety show, and she hasn't returned to China yet.
82L replies to 80L: Gently caress the foot-washing maid dog's head of the tight empress, your eyes are long and panting? I advise you to search Weibo first before turning on the mic. Qin Qiu went to Indonesia to record a program, but was stuck on the island and couldn’t come back. The program team lost contact for three days, and many fans have gone to the TV station to block people!
90L: Alright, encountering a natural disaster, fans jump out to find a sense of presence at this time, it is really convincing.
…
There were different opinions for a while, but within a few hours, the number of replies to this post soared, and it was quickly pushed to the first place. The administrator saw that the funeral was not too big, so he directly set this discussion post as the headline.
A few hours later, the @wilderness big winner column team finally couldn't bear the pressure and issued an announcement about the sudden volcano encounter. The official directly posted the post-disaster interview report of the Indonesian international news station, confirming that the people who appeared in the program were indeed the staff of the program group.
And the girl who rushed out to ask for blood donation at the end in the video was indeed Su Jin who had separated from the main force.
The melon eaters on the Internet smashed a melon field.