. "
"That's good." Dongling raised his hand and brushed the hair on her forehead: "It's fine if it doesn't hurt."
"The medical immortal is really amazing," Ye Chen couldn't help but sighed, turning to the busy medical immortal, "Thank you."
In the heavenly world, painless childbirth was finally achieved, and Ye Chen was grateful from the bottom of his heart.
Doctor Immortal glanced at her and was about to say something when she met Dongling's warning gaze.
The murderous aura was overwhelming, and the medical fairy immediately shut up and lowered his head to deliver the baby.
Ye Chen didn't feel much pain anymore, so he regained his strength and complained, "It doesn't hurt to have a baby, you should have told me earlier, it made me worry about it for so long."
Doctor Immortal twitched the corners of his mouth: "Do you still blame me?"
What Ye Chen wanted to say, Dongling held her hand and said, "Don't be angry, have a good baby."
Ye Chen let out an "oh", only then did he realize that Dongling was wrong, his face was a little pale, and there was sweat on his forehead.
Ye Chen couldn't help but said, "Why are you looking so bad? Go and rest? I'm fine, it really doesn't hurt."
"No," Tang Ling smiled bitterly: "If you don't hold your hand, I'm scared and very nervous."
Ye Chen nodded and said helplessly, "Okay."
Because the child was very big, Ye Chen had to give birth very hard, and it took him a whole day and night to give birth.
The medical treatment in Heaven is really developed. Ye Chen didn't feel that he lost much physical strength and didn't feel much pain after giving birth. On the contrary, it was Dongling next to him, who couldn't stand it any longer, but he still supported himself to endure it. Ye Chen I tried to persuade him several times, but he refused to leave.
Ye Chen looked distressed and said tearfully, "I won't have children in the future."
"Well," Dongling smiled: "I won't give birth anymore."
When the next day dawned, the child finally came out. As soon as he came out, he burst into tears. Ye Chen said happily, "Child..."
"Wait a moment!"
Dongling held her down and changed his face: "There's more."
Ye Chen was a little confused, she didn't even know there was another one, so Dongling knew there was one
And the medical immortal also agreed with Dongling's statement and said solemnly: "Don't move around, there is another one that hasn't come out."
The first one came out, and the second one was thinner and easier to come out. At noon, the second child came out.
Ye Chen felt a little bored, looked up at the ceiling, and said quietly, "Is there no more?"
"Gone."
The Doctor Immortal was also tired and sat down on the spot.
Dongling raised his eyelids with difficulty and looked at Ye Chen: "You have nothing to feel uncomfortable, right?"
Ye Chen thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "I don't feel uncomfortable."
"That's good." Dongling nodded.
After speaking, he slammed his head on the bed and passed out.
Ye Chen was stunned on the spot, and quickly looked at Yixian: "Dongling fainted! Come and see!"
Immortal Doctor seems to have expected it long ago, and hurriedly asked someone to carry Dongling. Ye Chen was anxious and helpless, while sitting together to see Dongling, he complained: "Let him go back, he will not Go back, it's alright now, I didn't faint when I was pregnant, others..."
Before she finished speaking, she was stunned.
She sat beside the bed, stepping on a glowing formation under her feet.
The light was very weak and warm, and Ye Chen could feel the slight warmth when he stepped on it.
The formation she knows can transfer all the pain of one side to the other side.
She raised her hand blankly, and in the palm of her hand there was a circle with traces of light that did not recede, and complex spells were drawn in the circle.
She raised her hand and wiped away the spell on her palm with another light. The moment the spell completely lost its light, the entire formation was eclipsed, and the pain was overwhelming. Ye Chen sat on the bed dumbfounded, tears falling down.
I cried.
【5】
Thus, two little emperors were born like this.
When Dongling woke up, Ye Chen was sitting next to him with a child in his arms, a child was lying next to him, the child was sleeping soundly next to him, and Ye Chen was crying while hugging him, he opened the door. Eyes, watching Ye Chen patting the child's back, coaxing the child in a low voice.
He has always known that Ye Chen is a very gentle person, but only now can he realize what this person looks like when he exerts his gentleness to the extreme.
There was a little jealousy in his heart, but there was great joy. He leaned over and hugged her: "Is your health better?"
"woke up?"
Ye Chen looked up at him: "Does it hurt to have a baby?"
Dongling froze, he didn't expect that he would faint, and he didn't expect Ye Chen to find out about it. But now Ye Chen's mocking appearance obviously knows, he is also a little helpless, but he is very fortunate that it hurts like this, it is fortunate that Ye Chen is not suffering.
He sighed: "It hurts, it hurts to death, come and make amends for my husband."
When Ye Chen heard these words of weakness, he was angry and wanted to ridicule a few words, but all of them turned into distress for a while, and said helplessly: "Since it hurts, why don't you let me accompany you?"
That formation doesn't have to be undertaken by one person, it is obvious that two people can share the pain, but because of his stubbornness, he has to carry it all by himself.
Dongling smiled: "Since you know it hurts, how can you be willing to suffer half a cent?"
Ye Chen "tsk" for a while, but he really couldn't say any more hurtful words, and the original anger at him for making an opinion has disappeared.
She has always been a forward-looking person, so she held the child to show him, smiled and said, "Look, this is my sister."
Dongling didn't speak, and stared at the ugly child.
Ye Chen had a wicked smile in his eyes: "Does it look good?"
Dongling was a little embarrassed. In fact, he felt that this child was really ugly. But thinking that it was a daughter, and Ye Chen's appearance of offering a treasure, he couldn't say anything, so he could only nod his head awkwardly: "It's... very good."
Ye Chen also knew that what he said was a lie. Seeing that Dongling said it so hard against his will, he couldn't help laughing out loud.
The child was still sobbing, but when he saw Dongling, he stopped crying and just stared at him without saying a word. After Ye Chen laughed, the child laughed along, and the mother and daughter laughed together. Dongling was surprised that he seemed to see Ye Chen's appearance vaguely on the face of this ugly child. He suddenly felt that his daughter was extremely beautiful!
With this idea in mind, Dong Ling felt that the more he looked, the better-looking this child was. He stretched out his hand and said to Ye Chen, "Give me a hug."
Ye Chen smiled and handed the child to his arms. Dongling adjusted his posture and looked down at the child, who smiled very happily.
Dongling teased her with his fingers, and the child came to catch her. Dongling teased her for a while, then turned to look at the child who had been sleeping beside him, and frowned, "Why does he always sleep?"
"He," Ye Chen bowed his head and kissed the sleeping child: "It's my brother, be gentle."
"Speaking of which," Ye Chen turned to look at Dongling: "Let's take a name."
"Our sons and daughters, naturally, have to have a more prestige name."
Dongling thought for a while, looked down at his daughter, opened his mouth and said, "Call me Di Xi."
These god-respecting children are named without any surname, just call them whatever they like. Dragon gave birth to nine sons with different names.
Ye Chen felt that Dongling had achieved good results, nodded and said, "Where's my brother?"
"Tei Yan."
After resting for a day, Dongling stood up.
Then he started to hold Di Xi in his left hand, and Diyan in his right hand, and lived the life of a dad.
Dongling put all his martial arts skills on changing diapers. The two of them imitated the 21st century and designed diaper pants. If Ye Chen was not there, he would just throw Di Xi on the diaper and put on the diaper pants in the air. At the same time, he threw Di Yan up and Di Xi Put it aside, put a diaper on Di Yan, and hug him.
Di Yan was less courageous than Di Xi, and when Di Xi was thrown, he laughed hahahahaha.
However, Di Yan was different, and Di Yan cried loudly.
Once Ye Chen came back and saw Dongling throwing the child, his eyes were split with fright, and he cried out in horror, "No!!"
Dongling was so frightened by the sound that his hands trembled, but fortunately, he moved quickly and quickly pulled the child who was thrown away.
Then he hugged the child, looked back at Ye Chen with the appearance of a gentle dad, and said with a smile, "Are you back?"
Ye Chen didn't say anything, just punched him directly.
That night, Dongling was forced to kneel at the door and say good things in the middle of the night.
The next day, when Shaohua and the others came to see Dongling, they took a deep breath and said in horror, "Is it a demon god?"
Dongling drank the stuffy wine, and said quietly: "No."
"Is that a new big demon?"
"No."
"Then," Shaohua exclaimed, "what kind of warrior can leave such a terrible fist mark on your face?"
Dongling paused and said nothing. After a long time, he said slowly, "My daughter-in-law."
Wenchang burst into laughter: "Hahahahaha so I told you not to marry a daughter-in-law, don't you believe it this time?"
Dongling smiled gracefully: "No, I was beaten very happily."
Everyone: "… "
Having said that, Di Yan started to cry again, and Dong Ling hurriedly hugged him and coaxed him, showing off at the same time: "Look, this is my son, isn't he cute?"
Everyone: "… "
"Don't just look at it," Dongling said with disgust in his eyes, "Anyway, please praise me. Come on, Shaohua..."
"Oh, I remember I still have some business to do..."
"Ziwei."
"Si Ming asked me to drink, I have to go."
"Wenchang..."
"I have to go on a blind date, I can't make the beautiful woman wait."
In an instant, Dongling, Di Xi and Di Yan were left on the table.
Di Yan's cry was a little quieter, Dongling was a little helpless, and looked down at Di Yan: "Is it really cute?"
Di Yan blinked, but didn't speak, Di Xi crawled over next to him, slapped Di Yan on the face, and Di Yan cried "Wow".
Dongling had a headache from crying.
Ok…
Sometimes it's not too cute.
【6】
Although Dongling has become a maniac for sunbathing, this does not mean that he likes children very much and can ignore everything.
Sometimes he is still very jealous of Di Xi and Di Yan, especially Di Yan.
Di Xi is a girl after all, and his jealousy can be much smaller.
However, Di Yan is different. As a boy in Diyan, he was destined to have more troubles in his father's heart.
Dongling was very jealous that Di Xi and Di Yan could snuggle up in Ye Chen's arms at any time, and he—
Can not.
Dongling was jealous that Ye Chen had to dress Di Xi and Di Yan every morning, and he—
Can not.
Dongling was very jealous that Ye Chen combed their hair, made breakfast, made lunch, made beautiful little clothes, and bought nice little hats every day. All this made his teeth itch with hatred.
What made him even more devastated was that when Di Xi and Di Yan were two or three years old, they couldn't sleep by themselves, so they began to cry every day in the middle of the night. When Ye Chen heard the cry, he lifted the quilt without hesitation and said anxiously. : "I have to go see them, go to sleep."
If it is good to sleep, sometimes, Dongling is ready to have a good night in bed, maybe when the dry/firewood, strong, and fire are burning vigorously, Ye Chen suddenly hears crying, so he has to stand up and say : "I have to go."
In this way, Dongling survived until they were five years old. Although their family was still happy on the surface, they were already facing disintegration.
Dongling has been alone in the empty boudoir for a long time, and finally one day, Dongling decided that he must resist.
If he doesn't resist again, he is afraid that his status will be completely lost.
Then, one morning, when Ye Chen woke up, she struggled to get up: "I'm going to dress Di Xi and Di Yan."
Dongling grabbed her, Ye Chen turned his head to look at him, Dongling suddenly opened his hand, revealing his perfect lines, and said aggrievedly: "I'm not wearing clothes either."
"Then what?"
Ye Chen didn't understand, Dongling opened his hands and said, "I want you to help me get dressed!"
Ye Chen decisively showed a "you are mentally retarded" expression, and said with disgust: "Wear it yourself."
"No!" Dongling said dissatisfiedly: "You don't love me anymore."
"Yeah." Ye Chen nodded and began to understand what was going on in Dongling, leaning on the pillar and said, "Then what?"
"You dress for Dixi and Diyan, don't help me get dressed."
"If you are inconvenient, I will help you wear it."
As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Chen saw Dongling's hand swayed to one side, and Dongling said calmly, "Broken."
Ye Chen: "..."
tough enough.
Dongling's hand was broken, Ye Chen had no choice but to help Dongling get dressed.
After getting dressed, Ye Chen turned around and said, "I'm going to make breakfast for them."
"I want to eat too."
"What have you been eating for so long?"
"I just want to eat."
Ye Chen: "..."
Ye Chen felt helpless and sighed: "Okay, then I'll make one more."
"No!" Dongling refused decisively: "I want to be the same as them."
"do it yourself!"
Ye Chen got angry: "I can just take care of the two young ones, but also take care of you?"
Hearing this, Dongling was happy and hugged her quickly; "Then leave them alone!"
"Don't care about them, who cares?"
"I'll send them to Shaohua to learn spells!"
Ye Chen: "..."
"Is Shaohua reliable?"
"I think," Dongling thought for a while, "Is it reliable?"
The husband and wife agreed, so they decided to send Di Xi and Di Yan to Shaohua.
【7】
When Shaohua received Di Xi and Di Yan, his whole body collapsed.
"If you don't want to raise children, leave them to me? Please, I'm still a single, dashing, unrestrained emperor who is favored by thousands of fairy godmothers, okay?!"
"The two children will be handed over to you. The elder sister was born first, and his name is Di Xi. That's all."
Dongling pushed Di Yan out, Di Yan raised his head, looked at Shaohua with pride, and snorted coldly.
"The younger brother was born later, called Diyan." Dongling put his hand on Diyan, Diyan closed his eyes, as if he had not woken up at all.
"Take care of it and be your disciple..."
"I don't accept disciples..." Shaohua looked tangled, and Dongling raised his eyes: "I have it today."
After speaking, Dongling left, Shaohua thought to himself, where is Dongling, the legendary sunbathing madman? Isn't it said that he loves his children very much? Are they all fake? !
But whether it's fake or not, Shaohua can only accept these two children here.
Di Xi is lively, Di Yan is lethargic, and the two children go to two extremes.
How lively is Di Xi
Shaohua has never seen her sit down. She is basically running, jumping, and hanging on branches at any time.
She has a very strong comprehension of movements. Once Shaohua was practicing swords in the yard, she saw it, and the next day, Shaohua found out that Di Xi stole his sword and practiced the sword he had practiced. .
Shaohua remembered that he learned that set of swordsmanship from Dongling. At that time, he was 13,000 years old and learned it for a month.
Shaohua looked at Di Xi, who was dancing like a tiger. Should it be said that Di Xi is indeed the child of Dongling? The dragon is born, the dragon is born and the phoenix is born, the mouse is born and burrows in the ground
Saying this, Shaohua suddenly worried about his own children.
Di Xi is excellent, and Shaohua understands that. After all, genius always comes from a madman. From the first time Di Xi saw him, Shaohua knew that Di Xi must not be an ordinary person.
However, Di Xi's excellence hit Shaohua. When Shaohua planned to turn his eyes to Di Yan, who has always liked to sleep, to find some confidence, he found another collapse.
Although Di Yan loves to sleep, Shaohua discovered that when he was sleeping, the spiritual energy would continue to enter Di Yan.
What does this mean
Di Yan's sleep is not sleep, but practice.
Shaohua knew an immortal who could practice in his sleep. The immortal was very famous during the prehistoric times. He practiced what he called Qian Shi Hua Meng Dao.
What is Qianshihua Dream Dao
Immortals are fond of cultivating through calamities, in order to hone their xinxing and understand the true meaning of the Tao.
As for those who practice the Dream Dao of Thousand Ages, they put all the calamities that the immortals have experienced in their dreams. You think that he is sleeping, but in fact he has experienced calamities in his dreams. A dream is a reincarnation, after thousands of lives...
The future is limitless.
His Dao mind is the most stable of all Dao.
Its ability is also the strongest.
It can reach the point where the opening of the mouth is directly connected to the heaven and the earth. If Di Yanxiu succeeds, maybe Dongling can't compete.
It's just that Qian Shihua's Dream Dao is also extremely prone to mistakes. If he can't survive in one life, he may sleep forever in the dream. When Shaohua knew the genius, he fell in love with a woman in a dream, fell asleep and never woke up again.
After realizing Di Yanxiu's thousand-life dream, Shaohua stopped him from sleeping in order to give him a good foundation, and began to hone his Taoism with himself.
The way to hone your mind is to...
Shaohua bought a lot of storybooks for Diyan.
The storybook is full of love, hatred, and hatred in the world. Di Yan was very interesting to read, and as expected, he started to read and couldn't sleep. And Di Xi saw that Di Yan was reading interestingly, and couldn't help but follow along. For a while, both of them fell into the world of novels and couldn't help themselves.
Then they discovered a problem. In the book, the children all follow their father's surname, and even if there are some special reasons, they also follow their mother's surname.
So Di Xi and Di Yanjing wondered why their father's surname was Dong and their mother's surname was Ye, but their surname was Emperor.
They went to Shaohua. Shaohua held a cigarette stick in his hand and said quite sadly: "I tell you, you can't tell others."
Although Di Xi and Di Yan were young, they were very sensible and knew immediately that this must be a big secret. They hurriedly nodded and responded: "Don't worry, we won't tell anyone else."
Shaohua nodded, beckoned, and the two children hurried forward, one squeezed the shoulder and the other hammered the foot, and said to Shaohua: "Uncle Shaohua, please tell us."
Shaohua sighed: "I can only tell you a little about this matter... In fact, before, your mother had a lover whose surname was Emperor."
Hearing this, the two little emperors were stunned.
Di Xi was the first to react, with a trembling voice: "You... you mean... we are not the father's... biological children?!"
Shaohua took a cigarette and was rather helpless: "Who knows?"
Who knows
These words left a deep shadow on the two children.
After a few months, Tanglin came to pick up the child and go home. When the father and son met, tears welled up in their eyes. The two children looked like they were about to cry, not at all as lively as they had just delivered.
Dongling felt distressed again.
He frowned slightly, raised his hand and called the two children over. After checking that he was not abused, he looked up at Shaohua.
"come here."
Hearing this, Shaohua felt guilty, how dare he go there? Isn't that a sheep into a tiger's mouth? He shook his head desperately: "I can't come."
"come over."
Dongling beckoned.
"I can't come!" Shaohua saw that Dongling was definitely about to do it, and he quickly shook his head: "Whoever comes here is a puppy."
Dongling smiled, with coldness in his eyes, he bent down and said to Di Xi gently: "Xi'er, take Yan'er to pick flowers, go far away, my father will come to you in a while."
Di Xi felt bad, nodded, dragged Di Yan and ran away.
When they ran away, Dongling put his hands in his sleeves and looked at Shaohua with a slight smile: "Long time no see, are you able to bear it?"
Di Xi and Di Yan ran all the way down the mountain, and then heard Shaohua's painful wailing from the mountain.
"Stop hitting... oh hey, take it easy. Is that a brother?!"
"I warn you Dongling, I will fight back! Stop hitting me! If you hit me again, I will do it! I am afraid of myself when I go crazy!"
Not long after, the mountain head made a loud "bang bang bang", and Di Xi took Di Yan to hide in the haystack. Di Yan whispered: "Sister, don't we want to run farther?"
"It's quite a long way," Di Xi was a little confused: "What's the problem?"
"Well," Di Yan thought for a while, he felt that the question he asked was obvious, and the key point was that he didn't think it was far enough. "
So he thought about it and said, "Is it not far enough??"
"No."
Di Xi is very confident.
After a while, Shaohua's cry came from the mountain.
"Brother, I was wrong, and I will never fight back."
"It was me who was rebellious, I was disobedient, and I forgot my brother's earnest teachings. But I really didn't do anything to Xiaoxi and Xiaoyan!"
"God is a lesson!"
As soon as the words were finished, the top of the mountain was struck by thunder.
Di Yan leaned towards Di Xi's side, and Di Xi also squeezed towards Di Yan's side.
"What do I think," Di Xi whispered, "Uncle Shaohua seems very unreliable."
"Well," Di Yan felt a little sleepy, he raised his eyelids: "This time, you finally feel right."
When the two were talking, a person came quietly behind them.
He wore a red coat with a lifelike phoenix embroidered with gold thread, a white bottom shirt, and a gold belt.
He wore a bamboo hat on his head, a green bamboo stick in his hand, wooden sandals under his feet, and fallen leaves to come behind Di Yan and Di Xi.
"Thousands of lifetimes of dreams, thousands of reincarnations, I heard that there are my disciples, two fairy children," the man came to them and bent down: "Can you give me some pointers?"
Di Xi and Di Yan turned back instantly.
Di Xi moved very fast, raised his hand suddenly and stabbed it, Di Yan squeezed the spell in his hand and looked at the man quietly.
The man was extremely beautiful, as if he was transformed by a phoenix, with light phoenix eyes, and looked cool and noble.
He kept his eyes closed, but he could see Di Xi's movements very clearly. He raised his hand and squeezed Di Xi's sword. He chuckled and said, "Ah, Dongling's sword."
"Who are you?"
Di Yan held the spell and dragged the time.
The man looked over, obviously with his eyes closed, but Di Yan clearly felt that the man was "looking" at him.
"I?"
The man smiled: "My name is Diying."
Upon hearing this, the two were stunned.
The two children had an idea at the same time.
This is most likely their father.