504 is coming to visit, 504 is a data flow, there is no entity, if you want to leave the network, you must first order a body to hold its data.
504 is different from Hua Nuannuan and Su Qingyue. It has no special feelings for SpongeBob SquarePants. It prefers Pigman, so it ordered a body in the shape of Pigman for itself.
504 is very satisfied with the shape of this body. The only downside is that this body is too small, only 30 centimeters high, and it walks bumpy, not like a pigman, but like a penguin .
504 tried hard to control his body, and it took the sky train to go to Hua Die Wu's house to watch Hua Die Wu.
When getting off the train, 504 almost rolled down because of the unstable center of gravity. Fortunately, a little girl caught its chubby body. It struggled to lift up its almost non-existent neck, and found that the other party was five points similar to Hua Die Wu.
Hua Nuannuan tilted her head to look at 504, and felt that this little piggy looked very much like Pigman. At this time, Su Qingyue got off the train with a bottle of soy sauce in her arms.
"Nuannuan, why don't you leave?" Su Qingyue looked cold and indifferent, but in fact, the little hands holding the soy sauce bottle were moving, especially wanting to poke 504's bulging belly.
Hua Nuannuan held up the little 504, excitedly said: "Qingyue, look, I caught a little piggy!"
'Little Pig' 504 thumped desperately with his short hands and feet, humming.
"I'm System 504, I'm here to find Hua Die Wu, do you know Hua Die Wu?" 504 struggled to say a word.
"Hey, are you looking for a little mother?" Hua Nuannuan put 504 down.
504 nodded immediately, but unfortunately its neck is too short, nodding is equivalent to the whole body is moving, that soft body in Hua Nuannuan's arms can be said to be arched back and forth, making Hua Nuannuan pinch A small pp of 504.
504 felt that he had been molested, and his piggy face flushed red. It wondered if he owed Hua Diewu in his previous life? When I was doing the task, I was tossed by Hua Diewu, and now I am going to visit Hua Diewu, but I am also bullied by Hua Diewu's daughter.
Su Qingyue opened the mouth and said: "I heard the eldest mother say that system 504 is the matchmaker for mothers, let's take it back first."
"Yeah." Hua Nuannuan nodded in agreement.
The two little buns came out to buy soy sauce. Now that the technology is advanced, there are trains and surveillance everywhere, and they are not afraid of losing their children. Hua Diewu wants to train them.
In fact, it means taking a direct train to a small town near the mountain to buy a bottle of soy sauce. In addition, these two are very smart, and it is almost impossible for something to happen.
On the way back, Su Qingyue kept asking Hua Nuannuan if she was tired holding 504, and if she wanted to help hold 504 herself. Nuannuan of course chose to refuse, and just went home holding 504 all the way.
At home, Hua Die Wu was picking fruit, while Su Luoyan was watering and fertilizing the flowers and plants in the yard.
Hua Diewu ate while picking. Fortunately, there were many fruits, otherwise there would not be much left after picking.
Just when Hua Diewu finished eating another peach, she heard the warm voice at the gate of the small courtyard, and when she turned her head, she saw the figures of two little guys, who seemed to be holding something strange in Nuannuan's hands .
"Little mother, eldest mother, we are back, and we brought a little pig!" Hua Nuannuan ran to Hua Diewu, and raised the 504 in her hand as if offering a treasure.
504 and Hua Diewu stared at each other. Hua Diewu was puzzled for a moment, then suddenly said: "It's 504, right? You told me two days ago that you wanted to see me."
"It's me, it's me!" 504 nodded happily, and his little claws swiped in the air, trying to get out of Hua Nuannuan's embrace.
Su Qingyue lightly poked Hua Nuannuan's arm with her finger, and Hua Nuannuan had played enough 504, she stuffed the ball 504 into Su Qingyue's arms.
When 504 was just let go, he was happy for a moment, feeling that he was finally free, but immediately fell into another small embrace.
Su Qingyue hugged 504 expressionlessly, pinching 504's belly with fingers like carrots.
504 screamed and asked Hua Diewu to save herself, but Hua Diewu chose to stand by and watch. Not only did she stand by, she also secretly laughed at 504.
"I feel like a poor little man without dignity." 504 had given up struggling.
Su Luoyan over there had finished pouring water, she picked up the soy sauce that Su Qingyue put on the ground, "It's noon, it's time to cook."
"I'm here to help!" Hua Diewu immediately posted it, as long as she was not blind, she could see her little thoughts.
System 504 made a 'Erkang hand', "Host, don't leave! I'm here to catch up with you, why did you go to cook, and I remember you can't cook at all!"
Hua Diewu rubbed her nose guilty, "Ahem, I have grown a lot, who said I can't cook now? And even if I make a mess, I still have my wife."
504 saw Huadiewu's proud appearance, as if he saw the time when they were in the mission world together. Sure enough, couple dogs are really hateful!
Then Hua Diewu and Su Luoyan went to the kitchen and ignored 504.
The poor 504 was molested by two little dolls, Hua Nuannuan and Su Qingyue kept asking 504 questions about the past of the two mothers.
504 beautified the story, and then told the two little buns.
After talking, it was time to start the meal. A large table of good dishes, meat and vegetables were all cut into very small pieces that were easy to eat.
504's small hands couldn't hold chopsticks at all, so he could only hold a spoon and eat slowly.
Seeing that 504 was eating so hard, Hua Diewu said she wanted to feed 504. In the past, Hua Diewu and Su Luoyan fed a child like this, so she didn't think it was strange.
However, 504 blushed and was unwilling. It said that it was not a real child, and that it was in its fifties, okay
But monsters have a long life, 50 years old is still underage, especially Hua Diewu thinks that 504's IQ is not very high...
"Mom, let me feed you." Su Qingyue volunteered.
At this time Su Luoyan spoke, "Qingyue eats her own food, and the eldest mother will feed it."
504 feels that he has no room to speak, it can only be treated as a waste that can't even eat well, I want to cry!
Su Luoyan fed 504 expressionlessly, 504 felt a lot of pressure.
After eating, 504 is ready to leave. It thinks that if it does not leave, it may become bald due to too much pressure, although it has no hair on its head now.
"Why did you leave so quickly?" Huadiewu pinched 504's cheek.
504 snorted from the small pig nose, "If you don't leave, I will be crushed into plasticine by you. I'm leaving."
"Come to play next time." Huadiewu waved to 504 with a smile.
504 thought of Hua Die Wu's sad appearance after completing each task world, and seeing Hua Die Wu's happy appearance now, it couldn't help sighing, and finally said: "Okay, I will come to play when I have time."
Although it is being played, it is actually okay.
After the system left, Hua Diewu couldn't help sighing about what happened when she was doing the task before, and then chatted with Su Luoyan.
In the mission world, Hua Diewu and Su Luoyan have unequal information. In the mission world, Su Luoyan always thought that Hua Diewu was a poor little girl, but in fact Hua Diewu was a 'coquettish bitch'.
While chatting, Hua Diewu suddenly found two little guys squatting behind the sofa and eavesdropping, and immediately grabbed them.
Hua Nuan Nuan is a thief, afraid that Hua Die Wu will get angry, so she shrinks into Su Luoyan's arms first, knowing that the little mother can't get angry with the big mother.
Su Qingyue was stunned, looking silly. She looks smart at first glance, but she is actually a fool. Hua Nuannuan looks like a fool, but she is actually better than anyone else.
Hua Diewu first taught the two little guys a lesson, saying that it is wrong to eavesdrop on people's conversations, and if you want to know something, you can ask your mother directly.
Hua Diewu and Su Qingyue nodded hurriedly, seeing that they had made a mistake, Hua Diewu asked them to ask themselves questions.
Hua Nuannuan unceremoniously asked about the love history of the two mothers. It is one thing to hear from the system, but another thing to hear it from himself.
Hua Diewu and Su Luoyan spoke half of each other, and briefly talked about the things that happened in the past.
After listening, the two little buns secretly remembered one person.
In the past few days, Hua Nuannuan and Su Qingyue didn't know why they had to go to the heaven to see, saying that they wanted to know what the heaven looked like.
Hua Diewu thought that the little Heavenly Emperor still owed herself a wish, and it would be good to bring the two little guys to the heaven to see and open their eyes. The four of them went up, so it was right to travel.
Su Luoyan has quite a status in the heavenly realm, so it is very simple to bring a large family to the heavenly realm.
On the way, I also met Yuelao. Yuelao looked very high-spirited, obviously something good happened recently. Su Luoyan and Hua Diewu asked about each other's recent situation, only then did they know that Yuelao was going to get married.
Yuelao said that when he has a child, he will continue to pass on the position of Yuelao.
After bidding farewell to Yuelao, Huadiewu and Su Luoyan first took Hua Nuannuan and Su Qingyue to Yaochi Taolin and Wangyuntai to play around, and then went to Xiaotiandi's imperial palace.
The palace of the Little Heavenly Emperor is at the highest point in the heaven, shrouded in a thick cloud and mist, and the phoenix resting in the mist can be vaguely seen.
Hua Nuannuan excitedly pointed at Fenghuang, and asked Su Qingyue to look at it too. Su Luoyan opened her mouth slightly and said it was so beautiful.
Hua Diewu smacked her lips and said: "If you like, little mother will help you pluck some hairs."
"But won't the little bird hurt?" Su Qingyue didn't know that the beautiful big bird was called Phoenix.
"No, little mother will be very careful." Hua Diewu squeezed her fingers, she knew that these phoenixes were raised by the little Heavenly Emperor, and the little Heavenly Emperor liked it the most.
"I'll come, I promise it will be painless." Su Luoyan flew into the sky after speaking.
Hua Diewu applauded below, and the two little fellows also applauded, with three pairs of big eyes staring at Su Luoyan in the sky.
Although Su Luoyan didn't say anything, she was actually very concerned about the matter of Little Heavenly Emperor writing the wrong time with trembling hands, so she cooperated very well after seeing through Hua Diewu's thoughts.
I don't know what method Su Luoyan used to pull out Phoenix's tail, and Phoenix didn't feel anything yet, so he didn't even know that his tail was bald.
Hua Nuannuan and Su Qingyue held the phoenix's feathers each, and they were so happy that they were about to jump up, and they kept discussing who had the better feathers in their hands.
Seeing the happy appearance of the two little guys, Hua Diewu and Su Luoyan couldn't help laughing.
Poor little Heavenly Emperor, when he sees his ugly phoenixes later, he is probably about to cry. The plucked phoenixes didn't think anything of it, the big tails were actually quite cumbersome, dragging them every day was really tiring.
The light-bodied Phoenix rushed up to the sky happily, and flew around twice. After flying, it didn't count, and it had to scream twice.
Phoenix's voice caught the attention of Little Heavenly Emperor in the imperial palace, Little Heavenly Emperor put down the crayon in his hand, wondering why Phoenix called so happily.
Before Hua Diewu and the others informed the Heavenly Soldiers to come in, the Little Heavenly Emperor ran out with a thump.
"Sister Huahua, you are here!" Xiao Tiandi ran towards Hua Diewu. The last time they met was ten years ago, when Hua Nuannuan and Su Qingyue were not born yet. Ten years have passed, and the children of Hua Diewu and Su Luoyan are both seven or eight years old, but Xiaotiandi is still the same, and has never grown up.
"Are they your babies?" Little Heavenly Emperor looked at Hua Nuannuan and Su Qingyue curiously.
"Well, this is Nuannuan, and this is Qingyue." Hua Diewu introduced to Xiao Tiandi.
Little Heavenly Emperor twitched a bit and asked, "Can I play with you?"
The two little guys didn't know what game to play, they looked at each other tacitly, and then said: "I heard that you are very old, so we don't want to play with the old man."
"Be polite." Hua Diewu patted the heads of the two of them lightly.
"Oh..." Hua Nuannuan shrank her neck, Su Qingyue's face was wrinkled and she tried to put on a serious look.
At this time, Su Luoyan suddenly said, "Xiaodie, I remembered that there is still something to do, so you can go with me."
"Ah? What's the matter..." Hua Diewu swallowed half of her words, because she understood what Su Luoyan meant.
"It's true, I remembered. Little Heavenly Emperor, can you take care of my two children, it's not convenient for me and Luo Yan to take them with me when I go to work."
Little Heavenly Emperor looked at the two dumplings carved in powder and jade, and he felt that he was full of a sense of mission. Little Heavenly Emperor patted his thin chest hard, "Don't worry, Sister Huahua, I will definitely take care of the child for you."
"Yeah, please, Little Heavenly Emperor." Hua Diewu touched Little Heavenly Emperor's hairy head with a smile, and then took Su Luoyan's hand to leave.
After confirming that she was a certain distance away, Hua Diewu held Su Luoyan's face in her arms and kissed it, "Luoyan, there is nothing to do, right?"
"En." Su Luoyan nodded without hesitation, "Nuannuan and Qingyue seem to have their own ideas."
Su Luoyan didn't understand what she said, but Hua Diewu understood. Her Luoyan usually looks serious, and she is not ambiguous at all when she plays tricks.
When they were telling stories to the two little guys two days ago, they began to plan in their hearts. Su Luoyan was their mother, so she naturally knew what the two little guys were planning.
From Nuannuan and Qingyue's point of view, although Xiaotiandi didn't do it on purpose, it is an indisputable fact that the wrong time is written with trembling hands. The eldest mother and the little mother didn't teach Xiaotiandi a lesson, so they let them teach.
Here, Hua Diewu and Su Luoyan are enjoying a ride in the heaven, but the little Tiandi is almost crying because of the two little guys.
In Xiaotiandi's imperial palace, Hua Nuannuan and Su Qingyue turned into bear children. They wanted to touch everything they saw, and even dismantled Xiaotiandi's small soft bed. Their hands-on skills are extremely strong.
Little Heavenly Emperor followed behind them to clean up the mess, but his body was too small to clean up at all, and he couldn't run as fast as the two Tian Tianye children.
Hua Nuannuan ran to the place where Xiao Tiandi usually works, grabbed a red crayon, "Wow, crayon, I want to play."
"Give me one too." Su Qingyue raised her head silently.
"Don't play with that. The crayons are for my annotations. Don't scribble. There will be big troubles." Xiao Tiandi hurriedly came to grab the crayons.
But Hua Nuannuan is a little devil. She stepped on the table and raised the crayon high, but she refused to return it to Little Heavenly Emperor.
"Who told you to turn five hundred years into five thousand years, you scoundrel! Super bad!" Hua Nuannuan stared at Little Heavenly Emperor fiercely.
Su Qingyue, who seems shrewd but actually cute, can only nod her head vigorously, "Yes, you are a villain."
Little Heavenly Emperor wiped his tears while crying, "WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOn it..."
"Hmph!" Hua Nuannuan was still angry.
Xiao Tiandi was out of breath from crying and kept apologizing.
In the end, Hua Nuannuan and Su Qingyue were also frightened by the little Tiandi's posture of crying, so they returned the crayons to the little Tiandi, and warned the little Tiandi not to make mistakes again, or they would grow taller and stronger Still want to bully him.
The little Heavenly Emperor nodded pitifully, and stretched out three short fingers to swear that he is the Heavenly Emperor, so his oath is a true oath, and it is absolutely impossible to violate it.
Then the three little guys squatted at the door together and waited for Huadiewu and Su Luoyan to come back. When she came back, Su Luoyan was still carrying a small environmental protection bag. The bag was not transparent, so she couldn't see what was inside.
Hua Diewu held an ice cream in her hand, her mouth turned red from eating it, but she still enjoyed it.
"Come, come, let's eat ice cream. I didn't expect that the heavens still sell ice cream, and the taste is much better than that in the world." Hua Diewu sighed while eating, and then her eyes fell on the little Heavenly Emperor, and she burst out laughing .
Even Su Luoyan couldn't help laughing, Su Luoyan turned her head away, pretending that she wasn't laughing.
Xiao Tiandi looked at Hua Diewu and Su Luoyan blankly, he had no idea what his image was now. There were still wet tears on her face, the little imperial crown on her head was crooked and almost fell off, and her well-dressed clothes were wrinkled like a ball of pickles.
With an ice cream in her mouth, Hua Diewu helped Little Heavenly Emperor tidy up his clothes and imperial crown, and then handed a piece of ice cream to Little Heavenly Emperor.
Looking at her pitiful appearance, she must have been tormented by the two of her family.
Su Luoyan distributed the remaining ice cream in the bag to Hua Nuannuan and Su Qingyue, and the three little guys gnawed on the ice cream together, making the corners of their mouths dirty.
At this time, Hua Diewu couldn't be expected to take care of the three children, because she was eating herself, and Su Luoyan was the only one left to help the little ones clean their mouths.
Su Luoyan carried several handkerchiefs with her, and she helped the children wipe their mouths and fingers one by one.
When leaving, Hua Diewu gave Xiao Tiandi an envelope, saying that her wish was inside, and remember to help her realize it.
Xiao Tiandi nodded vigorously while holding the envelope, saying that he would definitely fulfill her wish.
Hua Diewu and Su Luoyan took Hua Nuannuan and Su Qingyue away, and the imperial palace became cold all of a sudden. Little Heavenly Emperor felt a little disappointed, he opened the envelope with his short round fingers.
At this moment, one arm suddenly wrapped around Little Heavenly Emperor's body, hugging Little Heavenly Emperor up.
"Let me see what the wish is. If it's too foul, it's okay. Even the emperor of heaven must abide by the rules."
Little Heavenly Emperor muttered, "But I owe Sister Huahua."
"The whole family will be smooth and safe for the rest of their lives? It's really greedy." Daojun Yuanying, who has been taking care of Little Heavenly Emperor, laughed.
It seems to be a wish so general that it has no characteristics, but it is actually very greedy. No matter what kind of creature in this world, there will always be troubles and disasters of one kind or another throughout their lives.
Little Heavenly Emperor puffed up his cheeks, "I think this wish is very good, I want to help Sister Huahua realize it."
"Okay, just follow the emperor's wishes."
"Yeah!" Little Heavenly Emperor looked at the letter paper happily.
It didn't take long for Little Heavenly Emperor to find out that the beautiful phoenixes he raised were all bald. The key is that these phoenixes were still very happy that they were bald. Little Heavenly Emperor cried for a long time before being coaxed by the sweet cake made by Taoist Yuan Ying.
Within a few days, Little Heavenly Emperor received a courier, which contained a mechanical pencil, an eraser, and a card.
The words on the card are still immature, but it can be seen that the person who wrote them was very serious. It says, these are the mechanical pencils and erasers we bought with the pocket money we worked so hard to help our mothers. If you make a mistake in the future, just use the eraser to erase it, so that you won’t make any more mistakes. And oh, we asked our mother to catch a puppy, and decided to call it Tian Di la la la la la, and bring it to you next time.
At the end he drew a grimace, Xiao Tiandi sniffed, and smiled happily holding the mechanical pencil and eraser cherished.
In the end, it was Daoist Yuanying who suffered the most. Every time Xiaotiandi finished annotating, he had to use another pen to trace it again, because the pencil could not recognize it.
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