During the break between classes, Li Yuebai found that something was wrong with his students.
Wang Rui, who is usually the happiest and most noisy girl, didn't go out to chase and fight, but sat quietly on the seat and looked at her mobile phone, with a sad and depressed face. began to cry.
"Teacher Bai, Wang Rui is crying, you should go and have a look." Han Mei, the study committee member, came to remind her worriedly.
As a Chinese teacher and homeroom teacher in Class 1 (1) of junior high school, Li Yuebai has always been a role model, and has been awarded "Top Ten Excellent Teachers in Lanqiao District, Beijing", "No. "Bai Yueguang" and other miscellaneous honorary titles, because he is good-looking, cheerful, and good-natured, so you can ask him for anything. After a long time, students refused to call him Teacher Li honestly, and they all called him Bai. teacher.
When Wang Rui cried like this, the originally noisy classroom became quiet, and gossiping eyes shot at her.
"It's get out of class time now, don't be bored in the classroom, go out and play quickly." Li Yuebai waved his hand: "Everyone is in a bad mood when they are not feeling well, and Han Mei will send Wang Rui to the infirmary later. Worry."
Everyone has come from school days, and who doesn’t know—when you make a fool of yourself in the classroom, you are most afraid of being stared at by others. If you are asked by the teacher what happened at this time, it will be the focus of embarrassment, although Student Wang Rui has always been a rough-skinned, thick-skinned girl...but she is a girl after all!
Li Yuebai remained motionless on the outside, but secretly wondered in his heart: Judging from Wang Rui's family, personality and behavior, there will be no major accidents, let alone any major troubles. Could it be a puppy love? Got into an argument with a friend? The newly purchased equipment was stolen
"Teacher, I'm fine." Wang Rui raised her head from the desk with snot and tears, and held up her mobile phone: "That's right, today is the anniversary of the death of my male god, I, I'm so sad, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Woohoo..."
"Male god...?" Death day, whose death day? Li Yuebai was at a loss.
"It's two, the two-dimensional male god." Wang Rui choked on crying while not forgetting to sell Amway.
Taking the mobile phone in Wang Rui's hand, there is a paused video interface. In the video, there is an ancient cartoon man, wearing a flowing white dress, with delicate features and a gentle smile. He is holding a guzheng in his arms and has long hair. Scattered casually, petals are flying around, but the figure is painted a bit transparent, surrounded by clouds and mist, and there is a halo on the top of the head.
This should be the two-dimensional male god Wang Rui mentioned.
Press the play button, a burst of lyrical and sad ancient music came out, accompanied by a male voice saying: Since you left, the pear blossoms in Shangjing will never bloom again.
Above the video, rows of dense bullet screens flew over:
"QAQ, the master up stabbed with a good knife"
"The best person in the world will never appear again."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i want brother yun the best."
"Let's send the blade to the original author together!"
"The blades are not enough, I need to send gasoline cans! Count me in!"
"When all the pear blossoms are gone, the sky is cloudless, only the sound of music knows my heart."
Li Yuebai searched on the search engine and figured it out.
Recently, there is a popular online novel called "Flowers Falling in Shangjing". It takes a virtual historical dynasty as the background and unfolds a grand fantasy picture scroll of family and country. painting…
However, this is a slapstick novel.
As a modern internet youth, Li Yuebai certainly understands what Danmei means. This child Wang Rui deserves to be a female man, and she dares to show the teacher the things that are danmei.
In "Shangjing Luohua", there is a big villain of the dark department, Murong Nan.
Murong Nan was born noble, he was the eldest son of the former emperor Murong Feng and the former empress Xiao Wenyin, he became the crown prince at the age of six, he should have succeeded to the throne smoothly, but unexpectedly when he was twelve years old, the empress Xiao Wenyin fell out of favor, she was not deposed as an empress The position, but alone in the palace, the emperor no longer came to visit.
Murong Nan was also implicated by his mother. He was abolished as prince and demoted to King Ning. Jumping into the rapids of the mountain stream, going down with the water, narrowly escaped disaster, and then of course he was rescued.
The person who rescued him was named Yun Weizhi, and he was the "two-dimensional male god" whom Wang Rui and other brain-dead fans were crazy about.
Yun Weizhi is the most famous musician in the mountains and rivers of Daduanchao. When a zither is played, the sky and the earth are low, and ghosts and gods weep. Not to mention that he has a noble character, and his appearance and temperament are like that of a banished fairy. Murong Nan, who is used to seeing beauties, can't help but marvel.
Of course, in the novel, these appearances and temperament are all fictional, and whether they can be loved by readers depends on the character, words and deeds of the character.
Different from the beauties in vases in many novels, Yun Weizhi not only has a perfect setting, but also has a personality that is very pleasing to the readers. He is not pretentious or pretentious, loves to talk and laugh, and is down-to-earth when he should be down-to-earth, and cool when he should be cold Cold, with a very three-dimensional image, Murong Nan came out of the indifferent palace. When he saw such a lovely person, he immediately fell into a crazy obsession. But because of their identities, they never revealed it. The two only regarded each other as friends. Ningzhou lived a carefree life.
When Murong Nan was seventeen years old, the situation improved, his mother Xiao Wenyin regained the favor of the emperor, and Murong Nan's crown prince was restored. Yun Weizhi hated the court and insisted on not going back to Beijing with him, so the two parted.
Unexpectedly, shortly after Murong Nan returned to the palace, he became seriously ill and was bedridden unconscious. Yun Weizhi's name was mentioned in the whispering in the dream. I like to listen to Yun Weizhi's music the most. If I can invite someone to play a piece, I might be able to survive this test and come back to life.
The guards sent by the empress explained the critical situation. Yun Weizhi was of course very worried about Murong Nan's safety, so Xingye rushed to Shangjing to play a song for Murong Nan in front of the emperor and empress. Waking up from a coma.
Immediately afterwards, the plot took a sharp turn, with sudden changes.
The empress has two rivals, the one who is clearly the power minister of the court Zhao Na, and the one who is hidden is the concubine Shan Hui.
Zhao Na was born in a famous family and was very good at playing power tricks. He has now sat on the position of grand master and called the wind and rain in the court. His family has old grievances with the queen's family.
Shan Hui is favored by the emperor and has a son. She pretends to be obedient to the queen on weekdays and secretly waits for an opportunity to frame her.
The families of Zhao Na and Shan Hui were married to each other, and Shan Hui's sister was Zhao Na's wife, so the two joined forces to try to bring down the queen and the prince. This time, he deeply hated Murong Nan for not dying, so he came up with another poisonous plan - to frame the queen for having an affair with Yun Weizhi.
The emperor is fatuous and suspicious, and has been at odds with the empress for many years. Under the instigation of these two people's tricks and doubts, he actually believes it to be true.
When Murong Nan woke up from his serious illness, there was no one around him, and the queen was forced to hang herself. Yun Weizhi, who was tortured in front of the emperor, still refused to plead guilty, and died under severe punishment.
So Murong Nan turned black.
From then on, he embarked on the road of forbearance and revenge, killing the Quartet... After many years, he finally cleared the obstacles, killed his own father, and ascended the throne... But the blackening was too much, so that he gradually became ruthless and cruel, killing people like hemp , became a conscientious ultimate villain. In the end, he was overthrown by the hero and committed suicide in the palace.
…
Li Yuebai carefully read the old man's introduction, only to realize at the end that this paragraph was purely an introduction to the villain, and had nothing to do with the main plot of the novel.
"Tsk tsk tsk, you guys are really hypocritical, aren't you just a supporting role?" Han Mei shrugged disdainfully: "It's only a small part of the show, and you've become a male god, and the protagonist group hasn't spoken yet!"
"It's just popular!" Wang Rui argued while crying, "Brother Yun is the gentlest and cutest!"
"I thought it was okay at first, but you, Yun Chui, swipe him in other people's Weibo videos every day, and it annoys me." Han Mei sighed.
"I didn't do that! Han Mei, you are too much! It's such a day today, and you are still talking sarcastic!" Wang Rui became more and more angry, and stopped crying. She took a few tissues to wipe her tears, and then opened her teeth and claws to talk to Han. Mei fought.
… It is becoming more and more incomprehensible to the recreational activities of the students nowadays.
Li Yuebai shook his head, put the phone back on Wang Rui's desk, and walked up to the podium again.
The next lesson is his Chinese class.
Halfway through the class, the classroom door was kicked open with a bang.
A middle-aged man broke in, with disheveled hair and shabby clothes, holding a meat-cutting knife in each hand. He has a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, and his eyes are shining with obscene and fierce light.
The man was also obviously taken aback when he saw a room full of middle school students.
Li Yuebai has a good point - in a critical moment, his brain is faster than anyone else.
The location of their No. 8 Middle School is very good, next to the primary school affiliated to the government, and the kindergarten affiliated to the government.
Recently, it is being renovated, the underground pipes are being re-laid, and the walls have been dug through. The guards can only guard against the gate, not the range wall.
In a few seconds, he looked at the man eight hundred times, and he basically saw clearly that he was most likely the criminal who entered the kindergarten with a knife and killed innocent children on the social news. The reason was that he was dissatisfied with life. Fall into despair and take revenge on society.
It may be because of emotional instability, he touched the wrong door, although middle school students are also unarmed, but they are much more effective than young children, so they are definitely not the best targets to vent.
The classroom fell into a deathly silence.
As soon as the man gritted his teeth, he raised his machete and rushed towards the girls in the front row...
"Stop." Li Yuebai said, "Your lottery ticket."
"..." The man stopped and turned to Li Yuebai.
"Your lottery ticket has won, 50 million yuan." Li Yuebai paused every word.
Lottery? What lottery? The students in the room were also stunned.
The man was stunned for a while, and then rushed forward even more emotionally, the machete in his hand rattled, and squeezed out a few vicious words from between his teeth: "Want to deceive me? How do you know that I won the lottery? "
"I just know." Li Yuebai said, "Last night, you bought a lottery ticket from the small shop at the intersection of Nanjing Road and Xisan Road, and kept it in your coat pocket."
"How do you know that I won the lottery?" The man amplified his voice and gritted his teeth.
"I know how to read pictures, so I'm sure to win." Li Yuebai said very seriously, while turning on the TV in the classroom: "The lottery time is three o'clock, why don't you wait a little bit?"
"..."
"Brother, listen to my advice, don't put 50 million in it, and it's not worth it to go to jail." Li Yuebai found two cans of beer from the drawer of the podium, and handed one to the man.
The time when the police arrived was 2:40.
The man was already so drunk that he was crying and singing when he was taken away, with snot and tears.
Li Yuebai did not forget to see him off: "Dude, don't worry, there are TVs in the detention center, even if you miss this time, you will win next time, be strong!"
The man stepped over the policeman's shoulders and gave two thumbs-ups: "Be strong!"
The students are still in shock and have not recovered.
"Teacher Bai, what's going on here?" Wang Rui shouted loudly, "I'll send you a pennant some other day, with four large characters written on it: God of Talking!"
"Yeah, victory is not martial arts..." A boy in the back row shouted unconvinced: "If any cartoonist dared to draw this kind of plot, I would have accused him of bragging and pretending... If that person just went down with a knife, how could he still be so cruel?" Is it for your mouth?"
"Mr. Bai, that person is not an actor you invited, right? Is it a special program prepared to compete for the No. 1 male god in Lanqiao District next year?" Han Mei, as a senior conspiracy theorist, dared to say so.
Li Yuebai shook the can and poured the last bit of beer into his mouth.
"The knife is a good knife, but it's vulnerable here." He pointed to the position of the heart.
"What about lottery tickets?"
"The more distressed a person is, the more he wants to get rich overnight. This person has been in distress for a long time and has always had the habit of buying lottery tickets." Li Yuebai said: "White paint has been rubbed on the soles of his shoes - only Nanjing Road and Xisan Road The intersection is repainting the ground signs. It was yesterday, and within a radius of ten miles, the only shop that can buy unlimited knives without an ID card is the one at the intersection of Nanjing Road and Xisan Road. The two knives in his hand —Wang Mazi’s classic cut meat, without packaging, the price of one is 100 yuan, and the discount of two is 198 yuan. Do you think he will use the remaining 2 yuan to buy a lottery ticket? Habits are terrible things... "
…
"Teacher is a little dizzy, go to the bathroom." Li Yuebai waved his hand: "Go to self-study!"
He can't drink very well, he gets drunk after just a little bit, and he was just trying to hold on.
There are several steps down to the bathroom entrance.
Li Yuebai didn't pay attention, and fell headfirst.
Before slipping into a coma, he thought vaguely about the website headlines that might appear the next day.
[Shock! A teacher from No. 8 Middle School in Beijing was unscathed when he fought against the gangsters, but then fell to his death in the toilet accidentally.]
Damn retarded.
I don't know how long he was in a coma, but after waking up, Li Yuebai felt even more retarded.
He was riding on the back of a white horse, and the saddle was inlaid with an unknown gemstone, with a simple and elegant shape. He was wearing a white archery jacket with narrow sleeves that were still elegant, and he also wore a black cloak with a hood to protect him from the wind. Take a closer look at your hands, they are slender and slender with distinct joints, and because they are not used to holding the reins, they have been worn out with blood blisters...
The handsome man in front reined in his horse, turned his head and said joyfully, "Mr. Yun, it's time to go to Beijing!"
There was a ding in my head, and a system notification came out: "Hello, welcome to the self-rescue system of the Baiyueguang male god. You are currently in the work: Luohua in Shangjing, and your role: Yun Weizhi."
Li Yuebai would rather crawl back to the school toilet along the sewer.
Fuck fuck.
What did you say in that video just now
After I get the bento, all the pear blossoms in Shangjing won't be open! ! ! ! !