In "Zai Zai Cub Development Plan".
After watching the live broadcast or playing games, after listening to Xu Baijing's words, the reaction of parents all over the universe can only be described in three words——
Gas, fried, gone.
The grand occasion at this time is even worse than the first day of the launch of "Zai Zai Cultivation Plan".
On the first day of the launch of "Zai Zai Cultivation Plan", they saw His Majesty's living environment. At that time, many people thought His Majesty was a game modeler, and they were already angry like that.
At that time, their anger was aimed at this universe, and they wanted to destroy this universe that had given such a fate to the king.
But now, it is basically certain that the Zai Zai in the game is the king that they can't even hold in their palms, and it is not that universe that imposes all these bad luck on him, but... that Xu Baijing.
Think of Wen Xingze's cramped and damp basement where he used to live, and the cheap instant noodles he ate in two meals.
I couldn't pay the rent, water and electricity bills, the company closed down, and I almost went to collect waste and sell leeks.
The reason for learning to play the suona is to earn some living expenses from a part-time job.
If we say that it started at the age of eight, then this kind of life has lasted for a full sixteen years. It was rare for Wang to mention his parents. Wen Xingze's parents didn't care about him when his living conditions in the capital were so poor, which probably had something to do with it.
In any case, this account should be settled carefully!
"..."
The main star of the Dragon Clan.
As one of the most powerful races in the universe, their sharp claws are powerful enough to tear apart any hard and sharp armor. Patriarch Astor raised his neck and screamed:
"Roar-"
On the mountains that are not covered with snow all the year round, the angry dragon's cries sounded again.
"Everyone and human beings only have one life, it's too cheap for him," Silver Dragon Will's claws stretched out and then retracted, "Aster, is the patriarch of the clan back? Doesn't the patriarch know the resurrection technique?"
Astor is just an acting patriarch. Their real patriarch, the black dragon, is wandering far away, and the patriarch is proficient in a spell that can bring creatures back from the dead.
The person named Xu Baijing should be buried in the snow mountain and frozen, then resurrected, then pushed into the lava abyss, then resurrected, pressed under sharp claws, crushed, and then resurrected...
The dragons stared at the tips of their claws tightly, and then consciously dispersed after a while, each starting to sharpen their claws.
…
The blood star.
The coercion from the thirteen princes suddenly spread, and the Roman column shattered under the tremendous pressure.
"What a guts..."
A vampire sat up from the coffin, crushing the latest Cosmos Alliance newspaper with a gloomy expression. Tens of thousands of bats swept past him. Countless glowing blue flames filled the mountains and plains, and the planets in the eternal night were as bright as day in an instant.
That night, almost every blood race prepared a new coffin, the one filled with quicksilver.
Prepared for Xu Baijing.
This is the first human being to have this honor, and to some extent, it can be regarded as recorded in history.
…
The main star of the elves.
In the middle of the vast and mysterious forest, under the sacred tree, the patriarch of the elves who was kneeling beside the empty throne suddenly opened his eyes. He has the typical beautiful appearance of a light elf, with pointed ears, blond hair, and green hair.
But the blazing anger caused the eyes to suddenly change color, and red lines appeared on the pointed ears, gradually taking on the characteristics of a dark elf.
When he walked out of the temple, he heard the noisy and sharp voices of countless elves on the entire planet.
Night fell suddenly.
…
Mechanical star e19.
The place with the most advanced technology in the entire Muse Empire and even the entire universe makes this city-state show a sense of perfection that is more precise and cold than high-end instruments. This is the residence of dwarfs and robots.
In the silver-gray mechanical city, the gentle voice of the terminal ai has always surrounded the city, but it stopped abruptly at this moment, showing a kind of terrifying silence.
This city-state is inhabited by many mechanical officers who have retired from the space war. At this time, they are standing with their heads bowed, silently looking at the sky, and slowly processing the received information.
Huge body size and icy and intimidating appearance. The metal surface is covered with scratches and rust, and the irises are suddenly shining.
Soon, the threshold representing anger was fully charged, their breathing lights began to flicker violently and chaotically, and alarms sounded one after another:
"Beep—" "Alarm, alert, data overload—" "Beep—" "Alarm, it is recommended to close the anthropomorphic emotional center of this machine—"
…
The same scene also happened in many corners of the Muse Empire, the Lancer star of the mermaid tribe, the vast plain of the main star of the orc tribe, the sky city of the Yu tribe, and the asteroid belt where only the most dangerous plants grow and live...
On the other side of the universe, the distant utopian empire.
The snow season is coming.
The attendant knelt down and shivered under the seat, and the monarch's mood had just calmed down before he fell into another ice hole.
There had never been such a horrible time before.
The palace was quickly covered with ice, and the intelligent central system on which the palace was built was damaged by the biological wave attack. After a burst of crackling flickering, the temperature dropped to below zero.
He stood up, the dark royal cloak swirled, and the black silk covering his eyes fell to the ground.
The terminal was shattered between his fingers, and the attendant raised his head quietly, and saw the monarch's eyes were cold, colder than the snow in deep winter.
"..."
Maybe it was aware of the strong killing intent of the parents of the whole universe towards Xu Baijing, Guangta finally went online tremblingly, and issued a notice under great pressure:
"Ding dong! I regret to inform all parents that the death or disappearance of the character 'Xu Baijing' at this stage will lead to the collapse of the parallel universe of "Zai Zai Cultivation Plan". To avoid unnecessary harm to Zai Zai, please make excessive Dangerous attempt!"
After all, Xu Baijing is the protagonist in the book world of "The Rich Koi Super Rich". His early disappearance will threaten the balance of the universe. However, Guangta made a timely remedy:
"In response to the request of parents, the Xianguangta offline mall has launched [Xu Baijing's same style decompression tumbler], welcome to buy!"
Xu Baijing’s decompression doll of the same style is a tumbler with Xu Baijing’s face. It is scaled down to the same proportion as a real person, and the degree of realism is 99%.
Because of this unexpected incident, Guangta had to advance the plan to decompress the tumbler.
—It has to be said that dog game planning is the most profitable.
The peripherals of the game are not actually profitable, because Zaizai’s peripherals need to be exquisitely made and limited to purchase. Although each piece is sold at a high price in the second-hand market or even has no market, the money that actually flows into the hands of the official is very little.
But this kind of decompression tumbler is different. It is easy to make, and it is originally a consumable for beating. After it is broken, it is thrown into the trash can and burned for a new one. Most importantly, it's in great demand from angry parents...
For example, the parents of the dragon clan with only more than 3,000 dragons actually ordered millions of pieces, the parents of the blood clan ordered 8 million pieces, and the parents of the mermaid clan even ordered thousands of pieces per capita.
Unexpectedly, this became one of the most profitable offline peripherals of Guangta Store, and it was sold out as soon as it was put on the shelves!
But no one in Utopia buys peripherals, not because they don’t need them, but because…
Earth, in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, on a lonely ship.
More than three hours have passed since Xu Baijing and Xu Sichao fell into a coma.
The gods who came to help have already fled, and the media reporters have hurried back to write articles with their materials. Only the father and son of the Xu family and the dozing helmsman are left on the ship.
"Dad, help, I really know I'm wrong..." Xu Baijing woke up with a swollen face, hissing in pain. He looked around and breathed a sigh of relief, "Gone? Wen Xingze is gone." ?Ha ha-"
Now that I think about it, being slapped by a fish is not painful at all, Wen Xingze is too soft-hearted, Xu Baijing thought he was going to be cold here.
At this time, Xu Baijing didn't know his fate of being banned. He just thought that if he kept the green hills, he wouldn't be afraid of running out of firewood.
The laughter suddenly got stuck in the middle.
On the deck not far away, a man is leaning on a folding chair in a leisurely posture. He has an excellent figure, long legs stretched out, and dark and cool eyes.
For some reason, just sitting there, Xu Baijing's aura reminded Xu Baijing of some kind of lazy beast, and the hairs all over Xu Baijing's body stood on end.
…
"Ahh—why is there a great white shark here—"
Chi Yan was polite: "Muse Express, the mission must be fulfilled."
... The crying of Xu's father and son will soon fade away and disappear, and they will spend three wonderful hours in the deep sea full of great white sharks, electric eels, jellyfish and dangerous creatures.
In contrast, Wen Xingze just tied them to the shore and let Fishtail slap them. This was really too easy and like a punishment for a child's prank.
But bad adults don't do that. Although Xu Baijing cannot die, death is not the only thing that can bring pain to human beings, because human beings are very fragile creatures.
Chi Yan turned and left.
"You don't seem to have anything to do with the Muse, please don't call yourself the Muse Express," the mermaid elder You's cold voice came from the headset, "Please be sure to clarify your position, the monarch of the enemy country."
Compared with cooling capacity, Chi Yan will not lose to anyone.
He also said indifferently: "Fifty steps laugh at a hundred steps."
"..." This sentence immediately touched the sore spots of the elders. They had refused to join the Muse Empire because of their arrogance in the early days, so they did not get the identity card written by Wen Xingze himself.
It was a pain that the elders could not bear to look back on in their entire lives.
I don't know Xia immediately grabbed the microphone to fight back: "It's ridiculous, the mermaids are the Muse citizens personally certified by His Majesty."
Chi Yan: "Not entirely."
Elders: "..."
The elders took a deep breath.
Elder Li Pi grabbed the microphone with his hand, and his voice became increasingly irritable: "No matter what you are planning, the little bastard belongs to the mermaid clan."
Chi Yan paused.
His tone was extremely flat, but it sounded full of sarcasm:
"Really? I don't know if I told the mermaid, but he admitted that he likes me."
Obviously, this was the last straw that crushed the mermaid clan, because His Majesty did not say that he liked them in person...
Although the main reason is that most mermaids are relatively introverted and deep in emotion, so they are ashamed to ask such questions, unlike the vinegar-blooded blood and thick-lined dragons, who can ask questions in a day
Xingze asked whether he liked them or not, and which one he liked the most.
But the end result is this -
Wang, really, no, just said it directly, I like them! ! !
"..."
"..."
again.
With just one sentence, Chi Yan successfully filled up the mermaid clan's hatred.
Chi Yan took the earphones a little away, and heard the intense current noise and the sound of various waves on the opposite side. It seems that they, like the vampires, are restless races.
The driver opened the door for him, and Chi Yan casually hung up the phone.
After the communication was completely hung up, he slowly added the last three words of that sentence:
"...a play."
the next day.
The follow-up filming in the morning starts with breakfast, when the cameraman is still testing the camera position, and the guests can chat about some topics that have nothing to do with the show.
In the restaurant on the second deck of the cruise ship, Wen Xingze walked in the door with a yawn: "Morning..."
"Aze, morning."
Most of the male guests have arrived, and the female guests need to make up, so far only Fang Ruxue has come. Zhu Bo and Fang Ruxue were chatting while reading newspapers.
Because the mobile phones are charged when recording variety shows, the guests usually don't have much entertainment, just read the newspapers and magazines sent to the program group.
After Wen Xingze sat down, Zhu Bo mysteriously handed him a copy of the newspaper and whispered:
"Ah Ze, have you heard that something big happened in the Feng Shui circle yesterday. Because it has something to do with Xu Baijing, they are all out of the circle!"
Xu Baijing has been confused for the past few months, because of his shameless behavior, bad attitude, and news that he is about to make a comeback, so there is still a lot of attention.
Although the incident published by the Pineapple News is a bit strange, it is indeed a hot topic in the entertainment industry today.
Wen Xingze suddenly had a bad feeling.
He took the newspaper and looked at it. The title on it was Pineapple News, and the headline had a photo of Xu Baijing and Xu Sichao and his father tied to the shore, their faces swollen from being fanned by fish tails.
The title is 'Shock! In the feng shui circle, an amazingly talented feng shui master was born. One of Xu Baijing's adoptive fathers, the former celestial master Xu Sichao, actually took the luck of the people, did a lot of evil, and finally reaped the consequences? '
Wen Xingze: "Haha..."
Is the medium a little too fast? What's with this shocking body
"Xu Sichao is the closed disciple of Master Jinghua. I remember that Master Jinghua is very famous. What incident happened before that he came forward to help the world... What a misfortune for the master."
Zhu Bo was amazed: "I just guessed that Xu Baijing did something heresy, otherwise, with his virtue, how could he become popular overnight."
The boy team player said: "This time Xu Baijing is completely overturned. It has something to do with this kind of thing. It seems that the relevant departments have come forward to block him. His name can no longer be found on Weibo."
Hearing the word ban, Wen Xingze always felt his neck go cold. Does he have something to do with 'this kind of thing'
"This feng shui master is so handsome!!!" Another female guest also joined the discussion, pointing to the blurry photo at the end, "This one, the one half-kneeling while holding a dagger, I thought it was a screenshot from a movie .”
"This Feng Shui master defeated Xu Sichao. Xu Sichao used to be the number one celestial master, so now this handsome guy is the first celestial master?"
Wen Xingze couldn't participate in the discussion, feeling a chill down his back.
Because the parents of the blood clan used hallucinations to deal with the aftermath last night, the program team did not find any abnormalities on the deck, and Wen Xingze asked the reporter not to reveal his true face, so most people still don't know.
This feeling of listening to others gossip about oneself in person is simply the extreme embarrassment of life. Wen Xingze really wants to leave this beautiful earth.
Boy group member: "I believe in metaphysics again. And this genius Feng Shui master looks familiar..."
Fang Ruxue also held the newspaper, with lingering fears in her heart: "It is said that Xu Baijing's goal this time is a supermodel who is on the rise in his career. Could it be someone I know? That's right. And this genius Feng Shui master looks familiar..."
Zhu Boyue's words became more and more outrageous: "This young Fengshui master who subdued Xu Sichao and his son is said to be an inexhaustible genius. He can manipulate Fengshui to summon the dragon Black Phoenix and Dragon Ball, and Poseidon, the sea god, as a stand-in messenger. And this genius Fengshui The teacher looks familiar..."
Wen Xingze said euphemistically: "Shenlong, Black Phoenix, Seven Dragon Ball, Poseidon is not possible."
The topics of the guests stopped suddenly.
Everyone's eyes could not help but focus on Wen Xingze.
Zhu Bo seemed to have thought of something, looked suspiciously at Wen Xingze, and then at the newspaper:
"This black mask, this clothes and height, not to mention, it really looks like—"
Wen Xingze: "?"
"—The Pineapple News often makes up stories," Wen Xingze interrupted Zhu Bo quickly, trying to persuade them to believe in science, "Before they even broke the news that Chi Yan had a crush on a certain 18th-line star and was secretly married and divorced. child."
Guests: "..."
Zhu Bo: "... I think this revelation may be half true."
"However, it is true."
After Wen Xingze said this, the guests became more sober.
There are no ghosts and gods in this world, maybe it is another kind of magic. After all, they just witnessed how amazing magic is yesterday. But if this is the case, why was Xu Baijing banned? Sure enough, there are other hidden secrets
Wen Xingze managed to get the topic out of the way, and the restaurant relieved a little from the strange and chaotic atmosphere.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door of the restaurant, and the director opened the door with a strange expression: "Ah Ze, come here, someone is looking for you."
The ears of all the guests in the restaurant were pricked up.
The director's expression was extremely solemn, and Wen Xingze followed him down the stairs to the deck in a daze.
A luxury yacht was parked not far away. On the yacht, the butler in British uniform bowed slightly to Wen Xingze: "Master, I'm very sorry. I didn't intend to delay your work, but there are distinguished guests visiting."
Wen Xingze: "..."
The program team and the guests who peeked on the second floor: "..."
A dark red carpet was actually laid on the connecting passage from the yacht to the cruise ship, and the servants lined up on both sides, bowing to Wen Xingze. The housekeeper handed him a hot towel, and walked up very naturally, holding a small brush to help Wen Xingze wipe off the non-existent dust from his shoulders.
A private jet given by the parents of the Dragon clan was suspended in the sky. A bodyguard in a black suit sat on the plane, holding a walkie-talkie, and said to the butler's headset: "There is no abnormality within a radius of four kilometers."
In addition to this private jet, there are three helicopters visible to the naked eye, covering the sea area visible to the naked eye.
Butler: "Okay, keep monitoring and pay attention to safety at all times."
Wen Xingze: "..." Don't do this! ! !
"..."
Even if they are both stars, few people have seen such a big battle.
On the second floor of the cruise ship, the guests showed sleepwalking expressions.
The members of the men's team maintained the posture of pouring tea, and the water overflowed the table.
The director had a solemn face, and if you look carefully, you will find that there are beads of sweat on his forehead, and he even bowed to Wen Xingze: "Master Wen, forgive me for being rude yesterday, I didn't know you were black-cough." !
Wen Xingze was almost overwhelmed by shame, what kind of shame is this, and why is it 'Master', did they do it on purpose? It's too shameful, how could the author write such a plot? !
Wen Xingze couldn't argue with everything, wanted to explain but didn't know where to start: "Wait, director, you really misunderstood, I'm not black-cough, forget it, let's get down to business, who is looking for me?"
The butler made a fist, cleared his throat, and turned to the side: "Mr. Zhang, please."
Stepping out of the yacht is a... young Taoist priest.
He can't be called a formal Taoist priest, after all, the clothes are not formal Taoist robes, and he doesn't hold a dust whisk, but anyway, he is different from ordinary people, a bit fairy-like. He was wearing a gray-blue robe, a pair of cloth shoes, and even had long hair in a bun.
The young Taoist priest was accompanied by three people.
The Taoist himself was holding a small safe very carefully, and the bodyguard beside him was holding something that looked like a flag, while the secretary in a pencil skirt was carrying a red-headed document, and finally followed a worker who wiped his sweat and took pictures to record Director.
It's like a handover ceremony for party members and cadres.
But the existence of Taoist priests made the whole combination even more weird and strange.
"Mr. Wen." The young Taoist priest walked to Wen Xingze and bowed deeply to him first, "On behalf of myself and the Zhang family and seniors, I would like to express my admiration and sincere thanks for your brave actions last night."
Wen Xingze: "No, no, no..." Act bravely
The young Taoist continued: "Please be sure to accept this pennant."
The bodyguard next to him was wearing black gloves, his back was straight, and he was solemnly unfurling the pennant.
On the sunny deck of the cruise ship, the pennant was fluttering in the wind, and the letter was written in gold-plated characters on a red background:
"Be upright, practice spells for the people - on the 14th day of the 10th month of 2020, I will give it to Wen Xingze, the number one Fengshui master in China."
Wen Xingze: "?"
"There is also this jade card, which was given by the patriarch Zhang Jinghua." The young Taoist handed the safe to Wen Xingze, and the butler quickly took the safe. "Those who have this jade card can lead the Fengshui world in China."
Wen Xingze: "???"
Young Taoist priest: "And this official document."
The secretary hastily handed over to Wen Xingze the red-headed document of "Notice on Case Registration of Feng Shui Masters' Intangible Cultural Heritage and Revision of Civil Control Plan".
Wen Xingze: ""
"At the end, all the members who participated in the ceremony took a group photo." The young Taoist priest said, "We will issue an official report, everyone pay attention to your demeanor."
Wen Xingze was holding the silk banner given to him, the butler was holding the safe and red-headed documents, the secretary of the bodyguard stepped aside, and the director of the office with a digital camera hanging around his neck cheerfully took pictures of them, saying "eggplant" and pressing the button. Press the shutter.
In the photo, Wen Xingze looked extremely confused.
The Taoist priest bowed to Wen Xingze again, and then the people around him started to applaud with blank expressions.
The director blankly handed a trumpet to the Taoist priest, and the Taoist priest cleared his throat and said, "The first master handover ceremony and the friendly meeting between the two worlds have come to a successful conclusion. Thanks to Mr. Wen for participating, and to the "Fantasy Cruise" program team for providing the venue. "
The program crew and the guests stared at everything in dumbfounded: "..."
Finally, Wen Xingze stretched out his hand in a daze, and pinched his face.
"-pain."
Not a dream? ?