[jeuny: teary eyes, the underworld dancer actually developed overseas business, the summer when Kikujiro was sent away [Video]]
This is the video that went viral in the entire Spanish Chinese circle tonight.
Xia Miaomiao: "...?"
Xia Miaomiao is a student of Chinese descent studying in Spain, majoring in choreography and directing, and will soon be an intern at a TV station. There are Chinese and local foreigners in her social circle, and the concerns and discussion topics of the two sides often do not overlap.
But this time it is very rare, whether she is on Twitter or Weibo, ins or Moments, she is all reposting the same video and the same topic with the word 'hahaha'!
"Would this be a little scary?" Xia Miaomiao lived alone in a rented house, and was terrified when she read the title of the underworld at night, worried about what kind of ghost picture it was, "It's always going around..."
After hesitating again and again, Xia Miaomiao couldn't help but turn on the video, and shiveringly turned on the lights in the room to the brightest.
This video was divided into several sections. At first, different people uploaded short videos from different perspectives. After it became popular, everyone found that it was the same thing, so a master thoughtfully cut the videos together.
The video starts playing.
The first scene made Xia Miaomiao, a choreographer, amazed. In the depths of the night, in the middle of the silent sea, a boat with a lighted lamp appeared floating in the sky. Soaked in water color.
With the boat as the center of the circle, dozens of dolphins raised their heads one by one, listening quietly in the sea breeze.
Then the young man opened his lips: "Nan Wu He La Tan Na Duo La Ye Ye Nan Wu Ah La Ye..."
Like all other viewers who saw this, Xia Miaomiao couldn't help but burst out: "Grass!"
Too grassy.
She was almost sent away, is this the Great Compassion Curse? Are you giving the dolphins a break? ! It turns out that the good-looking little brother on the screen is Chinese. Xia Miaomiao thought he was a celebrity at first, because this is too beautiful in the world, but why is he so proficient in singing the Great Compassion Mantra? !
Xia Miaomiao's small head was full of big question marks.
The atmosphere of the picture has suddenly changed from the beautiful one just now to the universal salvation of all beings today, but the barrage is full of hahaha, Xia Miaomiao is also hahaha, the contrast between the whole picture and the sound is too great, and it has created a language that cannot be described weird jokes.
Moreover, Xia Miaomiao took a closer look: "Isn't this a smiling angel?... Oh, today is the day they are released!"
This group of dolphins is also very famous on Twitter, called the smiling angels. Xia Miaomiao has also followed their treatment process before, and the interaction with the veterinarians is quite warm and touching.
Soon Xia Miaomiao understood the meaning of "the summer when Kikujiro was sent away", because the young man in the picture slowly took out the suona.
Xia Miaomiao: "..."
Kikujiro walked very peacefully.
"This is too professional, a dragon funeral," Xia Miaomiao sighed, "The dolphins are also very cooperative!"
The dolphins were not only as simple as 'cooperating', they obviously jumped up and were not happy after the suona sound stopped, and they even started a seamless conversation with the little brother.
Xia Miaomiao wanted to continue watching, but this was just a clip of a short video. She still has more to say, and the camera cuts in the next second, turning into a farewell to the dolphins and the hurried veterinarians.
It's touching and makes your nose sore.
Especially in combination with the news and tweets I've seen before.
The person who was shooting the video with his mobile phone obviously had the same idea as Xia Miaomiao, expressing emotion in a low voice: "This group of dolphins like humans very much, humans give them kindness, and they also give humans—"
The voice suddenly froze.
Because the dolphins go and come back.
The dolphins not only went back and forth, but also jumped up aggressively, put their heads on the forehead of the little Chinese brother, and dumped him with water.
The video finally freezes on the little brother's raised middle finger.
The master who edited the video knew it very well, and directly made the picture black and white to freeze and zoom in at the end, and then made a sad bgm with the word "the end of the show".
Xia Miaomiao: "..."
Xia Miaomiao: ""
After reacting for a few seconds, Xia Miaomiao let out a 'poof' laugh.
The funniest thing is that the last second was still a sad lyric, and the next second it became the ultimate showdown between sand sculptures and sand sculptures. The dolphins' double standards for veterinarians and younger brothers are too obvious!
The person who took the video was still feeling "the friendship between humans and dolphins across species", and he was choked up at this moment!
Combined with the content of the Great Compassion Mantra and Suona in the previous video, the little brother buried a dragon and sent the dolphins away. This ending is like a Jedi counterattack by the dolphins, which is too fun.
"What is the end of the whole drama, don't end it, continue it for me, hahahahahaha!"
Xia Miaomiao patted her thighs, and finally understood the reason why the whole circle of friends was reposting jokes. Although the people in the video behaved like sham sculptures, it is undeniable that the little brother playing the suona in a serious manner is really cute what!
If it's a variety show or a series, she will definitely follow it.
Xia Miaomiao couldn't help searching the Internet, but unfortunately, there were only a few sporadic videos after searching. She can only return to Twitter and Moments, and the comment area is also full of chats. There are different opinions on the identity of the little brother:
[He is an idol! As one of the main characters in "Yulong Night", "Yulong Night" is about to start broadcasting, and the first episode of "Fantasy Cruise" is also being recorded, wishing Aze to be a big hit this year!]
[Isn't it really a Buddhist disciple with hair practice? He is really handsome, master, I have an epiphany, and I want to convert to Buddhism]
[Interest related, hidden. The staff of the fantasy cruise program group came up and said that he is a magician, the most powerful magician, and an outstanding graduate of Hogwarts Huaxia Branch]
[He was able to play such a moving melody from the car horn, I have already danced along with him on the balcony, I feel that he is a musician who specializes in playing]
[yes! ! ! Huaxia's newly promoted first heavenly master! ! ! ! Certified by the official association, look at this service, professionalism is not covered]
Xia Miaomiao: "??? Really? So what is he?!"
What pushed all the discussions and hahaha to a climax was a tweet from the famous producer Rockface:
"The Huaxia actor I met during the filming of "back to nature" is a very interesting big boy. I hope to have the opportunity to cooperate [video] in the future."
Xia Miaomiao almost dropped her phone.
She said that the red-haired man next to him in beach pants and a floral shirt looked familiar in the video, it turned out to be Rockface!
Regardless of whether they are interested in documentaries, most people will know Rockface. His vision and taste are really very good. The films he produced have won many international awards, especially the selection of materials has always been bold and sharp, and his vision is unique.
Especially for Xia Miaomiao, who is a choreographer and director, a large part of the reason she came to Spain is because of her admiration for this legendary producer. Unexpectedly, the sand sculpture video would have something to do with the idol, and Rockface actually said in person, 'there will be a chance to cooperate in the future'...
Xia Miaomiao lay on the bed blankly holding her mobile phone, thinking: "Isn't a Feng Shui master who doesn't want to be an actor a good monk?"
At the same time, 'Fantasy'.
tick.
The bathroom was foggy.
Chi Yan: "I accidentally walked into your mustard space just now. After opening the door, this is here. I heard you talking..."
Wen Xingze is not yet familiar with the mustard space, like mermaid parents, it seems that they can enter and exit freely after reaching some kind of deal with the light tower. Chi Yan was brought in by himself, so it's not surprising that he can complete this operation.
Wen Xingze remembered that when he opened the drawer and took the package from the mustard space, was the person who helped him shake off the snow also Chi Yan
So, this is the reason why Chi Yan appeared here, a puzzle solved.
Now it's the second turn.
Wen Xingze looked at the fish tail he had just obtained, and the tail fin swayed left and right following the lamp on the top. He looked at Chi Yan blankly and said, "I'm not a human anymore, Yan Yan."
Chi Yan: "Anyway, you calm down first."... Yan Yan
Wen Xingze said in a confused tone that lost the meaning of life: "I have a tail, so I can't step on the third wheel?"
Chi Yan: "..." His focus is very problematic.
Chi Yan paused, walked to the side of the bath and squatted down.
He rolled up his sleeves, revealing half of his forearm, which was strong and slender. Only then did Wen Xingze realize that Chi Yan's skin was pale like a marble texture, and in the water mist it didn't look like a human-like color.
Chi Yan pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, which gave him a sense of indifference, and he asked Wen Xingze like a doctor: "Does your caudal fin hurt? Is there a burning or tingling sensation?" Pain?"
Wen Xingze: "It doesn't hurt, it's just a little hot, as if it's going to turn into braised fish."
Chi Yan: "Shall I sprinkle some cumin for you?"
Wen Xingze: "No, I like sweet and sour..."
This was a somewhat magical conversation, but Wen Xingze calmed down unexpectedly. That's right, isn't it just a filter? I have experienced so many magical filters, and this time is not bad.
Chi Yan raised his eyebrows: "You want to eat yourself?"
Wen Xingze: "You don't need to eat it yourself, I'll give it to you."
And Wen Xingze himself obviously didn't realize that the topic of 'eating' would appear extraordinarily ambiguous in certain atmospheres.
Wen Xingze was not even wearing clothes at this time - of course, he was taking a bath, and no one would wear clothes when taking a bath.
Covered by steaming water vapor, the light is not too bright. Even if you can divert your gaze, you can't avoid seeing Wen Xingze's silhouette. It's not thin, it's a unique beauty between teenagers and youths.
Very lively.
Wen Xingze leaned against the bathtub, his beautiful and slender waist stretched inch by inch in the dim light and shadow.
His skin was too transparent and white, and after soaking in the bath for a while, it turned a thin layer of red, and water droplets fell from the tips of his hair, flowing across his collarbone, chest to waist, and finally sank into the shadows.
Chi Yan moved his gaze to the floor tiles, and his Adam's apple rolled back and forth.
very thirsty.
And Wen Xingze himself didn't feel shy, he even wagged his tail triumphantly: "I'm in good shape, and everyone I've seen praises me, so I think I should be quite delicious."
Chi Yan was taken aback for a moment, then his ears became hot, and he quickly straightened his face: "Don't talk nonsense."
Turning around to think about it again, his expression became worried again: "Everyone who has seen it is praised?" Who else has seen it
Wen Xingze learned mind reading skills without a teacher, and answered Chi Yan's half sentence after the quotation marks: "That's too much..."
After all, the place where he lived before didn't have a bathroom, and he always went to the big bathhouse to take a bath, which is the kind of place where many uncles happily rub each other. Of course Wen Xingze doesn't take a bath.
Chi Yan: "..."
Chi Yan pursed her lips.
Wen Xingze's upper body is still human, but gradually there are silver-white scales extending from the lower abdomen, connecting smoothly with the tail.
The tail is nearly two meters long, and the tail fin is very wide and beautiful. It is really aggrieved to be squeezed in a small bathtub, most of which are exposed to the air. The parts that were not soaked in water had a slight burning sensation.
"I don't know how long it will take for the mermaid filter to be removed," Wen Xingze said, and finally calmed down at this moment. He looked at Chi Yan through the hazy water vapor less than half a meter away, "Could it be that I can only sleep in the bath tonight?" -what."
Chi Yan: "What?"
Wen Xingze narrowed his eyes: "Mr. Chi, there are light green characters above your head. Let me see, it seems to be written..."
Speaking of which.
Wen Xingze's voice was stuck, and Chi Yan stood up abruptly.
The two of them remembered one thing at the same time.
—The effect time of the green orange is two hours, and it has not yet reached this time, which means that Wen Xingze can still see the voices of others!
Wen Xingze: "?"
Chi Yan: "???"
Both of them were in a state of telepathy.
Wen Xingze was a little moved at first, it turned out that Chi Yan liked him—although the extent of this 'like' was open to question, perhaps like the group of bandit dolphins who had heard him play the suona—but anyway, it was something to be happy about.
But Wen Xingze quickly calmed down.
"The thing that Lei Qi gave me before was called a green orange." Although Wen Xingze wanted to read Chi Yan's heartfelt words very much, but Wen Xingze put himself in his shoes and felt that ordinary people would not like being read by strangers.
When facing the mermaid elders before, because time was urgent, he didn’t have time to say that there must be no car accident again this time. He said:
"Now I seem to be able to see your inner voice. If you don't like it, I won't read it."
Wen Xingze closed his eyes while speaking.
Chi Yan: "..."
Wen Xingze waited quietly for Chi Yan to speak, but he only heard the sound of slow breathing.
Chi Yan was quiet for a moment, stretched out his hand, and brushed the broken hair that covered Wen Xingze's eyes behind his ears.
"Wen Xingze, your feelings for me," Chi Yan asked a strange question, his voice was very low, and he seemed still not very happy, "Not at all interested?"
Wen Xingze: "?"
When he slowly typed out the question mark.
Wen Xingze didn't know how to answer this, he felt that Chi Yan had become a riddle, an old mille-feuille. He was worried that he would be caught in it, so he didn't speak for a while.
The clock on the wall is ticking.
And at this moment, the intercom phone in the bedroom suddenly rang!
Wen Xingze closed his eyes, his eyelashes moved. And Chi Yan went out, picked up the wireless phone, turned back to the bathroom and handed it to Wen Xingze.
Wen Xingze: "Hello, director? It's the program team, is there anything else?"
There was a moment of silence over there, and then a long sigh came from Zhu Bo, "Aze, it's me."
Wen Xingze: "?"
"Actually, I'm a traitor in Siren," Zhu Bo said, "I have an extra chance to tear off your name tag tonight, and I'm coming to tear your name tag. If you're taking a shower, I'll give you ten minutes to get dressed... "
Wen Xingze was shocked: "Are you a traitor? Are you going to tear up my nameplate now?"
Zhu Bo sighed, and his tone became more vicissitudes: "I didn't do it voluntarily. Because some people think that you have stayed on the fantasy cruise ship for too long, and the plot is tired of writing, so I want to end this dungeon quickly, and I was persecuted."
Zhu Bo was really in pain, and there was no adulteration in his tone.
He was just a good sand sculptor, but he was forced to turn his back on him, and he might even be scolded by the comment section.
Wen Xingze: "..."
Miserable, I wish Bo, miserable.
In a sad tone, Zhu Bo said something like a famous line in a movie: "You can't escape, you, me, we can't leave this cursed cruise ship... Haha, ha..."
Then the phone hangs up.
Since Zhu Bo is a traitor, there is a certain reason for targeting Wen Xingze: Wen Xingze's mermaid song is indeed a very tricky skill, it's better to get rid of it as soon as possible.
Zhu Bohui's call was not only out of friendship but also out of another kind of self-confidence. The guests were not allowed to leave the room without authorization. Even if Wen Xingze knew about it half an hour in advance, he couldn't escape.
But Wen Xingze doesn't want to dance in a maid outfit yet! And it was in front of audiences all over the country!
He still has such a big fish tail, it would be bad for Zhu Bo to tear up his name tag. Moreover, now that Zhu Bo is known to be a traitor, Wen Xingze will have the initiative if he waits until tomorrow to vote.
Wen Xingze turned to Chi Yan's direction. Of course, he still covered his eyes with his hands, in order to avoid reading Chi Yan's heartfelt voice: "Mr. Chi, do you have that kind of golden finger? Just go to a place with a swimming pool..."
The three hours of mustard space are full and cannot be used any more.
Chi Yan: "Yes."
Wen Xingze: "?"
Really? !
ten minutes later.
Penthouse in the center of Tenerife.
It is said that this is one of Chi Yan's residences on this island. He himself prefers a duplex, so this is also a duplex.
The decoration style is exactly the same as that of the capital, very cold Icelandic modern style. But the Beaux-Arts cashmere rug and a fire already burned in the fireplace were the only differences.
The second floor is an indoor swimming pool, a small garden and bedrooms.
Holding the candlestick, the butler silently bowed to Chi Yan. After arranging the new washing tools and a change of clothes, he brought a cup of hot milk and baked cookies.
The central air-conditioning is always the most suitable temperature, and the floor-to-ceiling windows have a sweeping sea view. Finally, the butler closed the door and exited the room.
Wen Xingze was spitting out bubbles in the swimming pool: "Dulululu..."
The area of this swimming pool is quite sufficient, and it is finally comfortable to soak your tail here. Of course, Wen Xingze kept his eyes closed the whole time—he is like a gentleman with a half-naked beauty in front of him, and he maintains a very high demeanor and concentration. Did not open an eye.
Wen Xingze could hear Chi Yan not leaving, he walked to the side, took off his glasses and watch, and put them on the shelf.
Wen Xingze: "Teacher Chi, I have a question, Guru."
Chi Yan said in a teacher's tone, "Speak well."
"You're not on the Fantasia anymore?" After receiving an affirmative answer, Wen Xingze popped his head out of the water and stopped the joyful exercise of spitting bubbles, "How did we get here? It's amazing, you also have a mustard space ?"
Wen Xingze closed his eyes, only feeling that he was hugged by Chi Yan, and his tail was exposed to the air, which was uncomfortable, but it only lasted three seconds.
It was like stepping through a certain door, and then the noisy noise belonging to the cruise ship, the sound of water in the bathroom, and the voices of people from afar disappeared, becoming silent, and even the sense of space was different.
Then he was put into this swimming pool.
Chi Yan: "It's through your mustard space."
Wen Xingze slowly questioned again: "How did you do it?"
He can no longer figure out who the owner of Mustard Space is.
Chi Yan held the hot milk to test the temperature, it felt a little cold, he frowned slightly, and didn't give the milk to Wen Xingze immediately. After hearing this, Chi Yan glanced at Wen Xingze: "Are you sure you want to listen?"
Wen Xingze was full of confidence: "Sure."
Chi Yan: "I just passed through your mustard space, and I explored the principle. In fact, it is an idealized wormhole entrance. It is different from the process of transmitting information through quantum entanglement, but the speed also exceeds the speed of light, realizing the energy-matter transition... "
Wen Xingze's expression gradually became confused: "???"
Wen Xingze still tried to keep up with Chi Yan's explanation at first, but soon his brain was like a ball of wool, which became more and more densely tangled from the end of the thread, and finally turned into a bunch of question marks.
Is this the legendary chanting attack of science students
Wen Xingze buried half of his face in the water, and a wisp of blue smoke slowly rose from his head.
crashed.
Chi Yan: "..."
Chi Yan walked to the pool, leaned over, and felt the temperature on Xingze's forehead with the back of his hand. Twenty-five point seven degrees.
The normal body temperature of a mermaid is 20 to 25 degrees, it seems that it is really difficult for him to understand this.
Chi Yan went out and decided to reheat the milk. Chi Yan rarely came to live here, so the housekeeper here was not familiar with his living habits.
He took out the milk pot, and at this moment, the LCD screen displaying the time and temperature on the oven flickered, and then turned into a string of garbled codes, which was Morse code, and it was decoded as: "Officer, sir, hello, Long time no see."
Chi Yan raised his eyebrows.
Chi Yan's movements were not affected, he took out fresh milk and poured it into the milk pot, lit the fire, and said casually, "Hello, you are pn-type killing robots." He is quite skilled at invading the housekeeping system.
Oven: "I, 015, number."
Chi Yan hummed.
He has an impression of this robot and met him thirty years ago.
A string of characters popped out of the oven slowly, one can almost imagine another universe, a group of square-headed metal robots gathered together, discussed seriously and nervously, and then slowly pressed the keyboard to enter.
The robots are moderate patriarchs that are rare in the Muse Empire. Unlike the aggressive vampire mermaids, they will only take emergency measures in times of crisis—such as the horns and sirens that were blared on the Tenerife beach before.
Most of the time, they hope to solve the problem through friendly negotiation.
Oven: "Peace, hope, cubs, resolution, puppy love, problems."
Chi Yan: "Puppy love?"
The robots were obviously very nervous and persistent about this problem, and entered several strings of characters in succession.
Oven: "Wang, this year, twenty-four years old."
Oven: "One hundred and seventy-six years later, you can consider appropriate communication and contact. Now, it's best not to."
Oven: "Hope you, wait, or, find another mate."
After entering these, the robot parents began to wait anxiously for Chi Yan's reply. Many of them had been with the blind military officer before, and knew that although the other party had a cold personality, he was actually a reasonable person.
Parents are always worried about having a teenage child.
At the same time, they also entered the content of "Affecting Babies' Life, Early Childhood Education Trilogy: How to Teach Teenagers Under 200 Years Old", hoping that Chi Yan can understand the good intentions of parents.
Chi Yan: "..."
He read carefully for a while, his eyes were indifferent, and there was a little fluorescence refracted on the lens.
Contrary to the expectations of all the robots, after carefully reading the whole chapter of "The Harm of Puppy Love", Chi Yan actually said:
"I reject."
Chi Yan said very indifferently: "If under two hundred years old is considered a puppy love, you not only need to worry about his puppy love, you'd better also worry about his early marriage."
There is no doubt that he will marry some bewildered His Majesty the King, it's just a matter of time.
Robot Parents: “…”
In another universe, after two seconds of silence, the breathing lights of the robots began to flicker violently and chaotically, and alarms sounded one after another:
"Beep—" "Alarm, alert, data overload—" "Beep—" "Alarm, it is recommended to turn off the anthropomorphic emotions of this machine—"