"boom-"
The heavy locomotive was speeding all the way, and the super-high-decibel noise made everyone along the way look sideways, and the eyes of the men among them would soon turn from displeasure to envy.
Just like that, Elliott suddenly stopped drifting before a certain turn, and Wen Xingze was almost thrown out. Elliott grabbed his collar and put him back in place.
"You are too light, you should eat more, so you won't fly out!"
Wen Xingze: "..."
Wen Xingze: "According to the law of conservation of momentum, I can fly out even if I am a fat man weighing two hundred catties."
"Is two hundred catties heavy?" Elliott, whose body is more than five hundred catties, showed puzzled eyes, and then said sincerely, "Our cub is worthy of being educated, educated, and knows a lot."
Wen Xingze: "..." Oh, in Elliott's time StarCraft really didn't popularize compulsory education.
Elliott took off his protective helmet and played with the lighter.
Wen Xingze discovered that he had changed back to the mercenary uniform at some point, with a black racer-shaped vest and jacket, boots on the ground, and he was biting a cigar in a ruffian manner without lighting it—he just passed by if he didn’t smoke in front of children. mouth addiction.
In front of the robust orcs, Wen Xingze looked like a child, and their strange combination was a bit like "This Killer Is Not So Cold", attracting attention from another angle.
"What are you looking at?! You are not allowed to take pictures!" Elliott yelled at the nosy passers-by who were holding up their mobile phones, then turned his head, rubbed Wen Xingze's head with his big hand, "Unhappy?"
Wen Xingze was indeed... a little bit unhappy.
"Understood, wait a moment, let's kill someone." Elliott saw Xingzhe's eyes and snapped his fingers without hesitation, and the sports cars and private jets behind him also turned.
They regretted that they could make Zai Zai so unhappy. They decided not to leave Xu William and his son with other parents and Chi Yan.
Wen Xingze: "Elliot, wait! It has nothing to do with them."
Of course, it is very happy to see the long-lost orc patriarch.
And you can go for a ride in the dream car of men all over the world.
But... Throughout the night, the shadows of the white cats Ji Mituan and Ji Meng would sway in front of Wen Xingze's eyes from time to time, making Wen Xingze's heart ache every time.
Ji Mituan said that it only has three or four days left.
It was still too early for Wen Xingze to think about life and death, but he couldn't help thinking about it... At this time, someone handed him a water bag, and Wen Xingze took a big gulp without thinking.
It's wine.
The wine was sweet and mellow, and it didn't irritate the throat after entering the mouth, but Wen Xingze was very keen to find that it was not low in alcohol.
Most importantly, it's delicious!
Wen Xingze: "?"
Wen Xingze: "Ton, ton—"
"Shh," Elliott said mysteriously, "don't tell other people that children can't drink alcohol, and other people will tear me apart later...there's no more, I can only drink one bag."
Wen Xingze let out an 'ah', and said in confusion, "But the lid says 'one more bottle'."
"Another bottle? Winning the lottery?" Elliott scratched his hair. His prototype is the white wolf of Newfoundland. The big dog hook of the orcs is so easy to deceive. He even forgot that this water bag has no cover, " Well, I can only drink one more bag... "
He thought about it, and couldn't help opening another bag: "Just take a sip."
Wen Xingze and Elliott: "Ton, ton, ton—"
There is a reason for the orcs to drink so much.
Wen Xingze felt a sense of bliss after the two bags went down, as if he was stepping on a cloud, his eyes were shining brightly: "Shall we go for a drive?"
Beast clan parent: "... let's go!"
Just leave.
The executive power of the orcs is unrivaled in the entire galaxy, not to mention that they had the same intention in the first place. So during the next three hours until the end of the day, Wen Xingze experienced a magical experience that he had never experienced before.
Elliott laughed and asked Wen Xingze to try riding a heavy motorcycle. Wen Xingze had already intended to do so. He put the goggles up, bit a lollipop and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom!
"Boom!!!"
The heavy locomotive made a roaring noise of extremely high decibels, and it rushed straight forward. The wind quickly passed by the ears and pushed back Wen Xingze's hair, revealing his beautiful forehead and eyebrows.
The entire orc clan cheered and whistled, booing meaninglessly.
Not long after I went forward, Wen Xingze realized something was wrong, there was no way ahead! At this moment, he tried a drift stop, and Elliott, who was more than 500 kilograms in the back seat, was thrown out immediately.
Wen Xingze laughed: "Elliot, you are too light! You should eat more, so you won't fly out!"
Elliott: "…"
Elliott: "By the laws of momentum or something... Fuck, forgot!"
The mercenary leader roared in mid-air and turned into a huge white wolf of Newfoundland. The white wolf bit something like a grenade and tore open the ring. Suddenly a white light flashed in the air, and then opened a door out of thin air like a mustard space. Door.
Including Wen Xingze, all the orcs couldn't stop the car at all, and they all fell into it.
Wen Xingze only felt a familiar sense of weightlessness, and then fell—his vision gradually darkened as he fell, and then brightened again.
The Utopian Empire, affiliated with Tam Star, Forbidden Forest.
Surrounded by sacred trees that have been around for tens of thousands of years, the moonlit night is silent, only the wooden houses on the shore have a little light. Wen Xingze and Elliott soaked in the lake, not daring to move, and spit out some bubbles after a while.
"Cub, welcome to the Forbidden Forest of Utopia," Elliott said, "Here is the most ferocious animal in Utopia, the hornless deer that can single out a black dragon, and hates intruders the most..."
Wen Xingze: "Is it the ones by the lake staring at us?"
Elliot: "Yes."
The hornless deer began to sharpen its claws, and let out a sigh.
Under this threat, the orcs turned back to their original shape one after another. Elliott, who turned back into a wolf, held Wen Xingze's collar in his mouth, and immediately opened the space again: "Run!!!"
They were chased fiercely by the hornless deer, scurrying around the world in embarrassment, hastily rolled into the space jump device, and came to the famous snowy night market on Wulun Star. Four or five orcs crowded under a cloak. With the money earned from betting with people on the roadside, I bought a few jugs of spirits for the parents at the market;
Then there is a desolate star on a certain edge, they paint their faces with oil paint totems, and dance weird sacrificial dances with the locals around the bonfire in the desert;
Sometimes they picked up tattered motorcycles or tricycles, sometimes they didn’t, sometimes they tiptoed so as not to disturb the sleeping monsters, and sometimes they laughed wantonly, racing and setting off fireworks recklessly in the heavy rain like lunatics...
Like a bunch of desperadoes.
This is the way of life of the orcs, they can be arrogant and live freely, so it is not difficult to imagine where the part of Wen Xingze who likes to take risks and challenge the unknown comes from.
In the end, Wen Xingze was so exhausted that he fell asleep with the barbecue in his hand, and the orc parents immediately fell silent. Then the white wolves quietly held their human cubs in their mouths, and the fluffy big guys found a warm lee in the desert, and rested after the flames were lit.
"I like you guys so much." Wen Xingze was talking in his sleep, "Aww."
The big guys just want to turn their stomachs happily.
"... Tomorrow, tomorrow is Teacher Chi's birthday, how can I give him a gift?" This is another dream.
The big guys turned their bellies back again, grunting in dissatisfaction.
There are less than 30 minutes before the end of the day, which is the only time they have left. After this day, I don't know how long it will take to see Zai Zai again.
"Aww."
The big fluffy guys were rarely depressed, and they came up one by one, and licked the palms of the human cubs.
If you think about it carefully, indeed... many years have passed.
Thirty years ago, the orcs were the most powerful mercenaries in the universe. Even before the establishment of the Muse Empire, the orc race had already made its name in the universe.
They are strong, agile, and have the unique intuition of beasts, which allows them to narrowly win against the blade time and time again, and survive after gambling with death again and again. And the most famous among them is of course the mercenary leader Elliott.
It is precisely because they can be mercenaries and have a large amount of income from rewards that the orcs who were once entangled in poverty and disease can climb out of the mud little by little, even though they are attached to this bloody spider thread. Every mercenary bears the fate of the entire ancient ethnic group on his shoulders, and the ailments are layered on top of each other.
They can die, but they cannot lose.
And it was in the 417th year of the universe era, in a certain ordinary winter, they received a mission.
From an 'employer' who is so young that he could even be called a cub.
"Go to the auction house to save those mermaids?" Elliott sneered at that time, "No."
The fate of mermaids is very miserable, but they are mercenaries, not caring philanthropists. But how good is the life of the orcs, and no one has rescued them from the fire.
Mermaids are the most valuable commodity in the underground auction market. If you want to save the mermaid clan, you have to stand against all the nobles in the entire universe at that time. As mercenaries, the orcs must not offend these people.
Unexpectedly, there are actually people who want to save all the mermaids with their own efforts, which is really ridiculous.
They flatly rejected the employment mission, but the employer didn't leave, but stubbornly stayed on the main orc planet.
"It doesn't matter if you don't accept it," the cub said seriously with beautiful light-colored eyes, "Please accept the commission for this mission, please teach me how to be a mercenary."
And only mercenaries, only mercenaries who lurk in the dark and roam freely on every steel wire, can rescue every mermaid unscathed.
This is a truth known to all the people in the universe, and it is also the capital that those mermaid merchants have no fear: they know that the mercenary orcs will never dare to oppose them, unless the orcs also want to become another popular commodity in the auction market.
If no mercenaries are willing to take on his mission, then he becomes a mercenary himself.
Elliott let out a strange groan.
At that time, the entire Orc Lord Star was boiling. Some people crowded by the windows with cigarettes in their mouths, and some people hung upside down from the roof to watch the excitement. They whistled at the cub and commented happily on him: "Little lunatic."
How long does it take for the little one to give up
one day? three days? a week
Underground casinos have even opened hotly, and the longest period with the highest odds is one month.
Although this reason is unheard of for the little boy, it is not that there are no other races who envy the high income of mercenaries and want to steal their masters. The orcs have always been willing to come, but the longest apprentice insisted on running away after a week up.
It is no exaggeration to say that suffering and tiredness are secondary, and the mercenaries are risking their lives.
As a result, there was an extra cub in the mercenary team on the mission.
…and it turns out that the little madmen and the big madmen get along the best. From the beginning, they scolded and found it troublesome, but later they felt uncomfortable when they went out without carrying the pup. When they were free, they worried about whether they were dressed warmly and had enough food. Become the best mercenary.
He does have talent.
What the lunatics don't want to admit is that on those rainy nights, the nest can light a fire, and there can be a little life that sleeps peacefully, breathes smoothly, and wakes up to brush their fur and pat their heads ... This feeling is really good.
addictive.
You may even start to feel reluctant.
But the day of parting comes soon, and the little boy is going to save the mermaids. This matter cannot be delayed any longer, because the mermaids live in torment every second.
The boy got up very early that day, and he packed his luggage lightly after five o'clock in the morning. He didn't bring a lot of things, only the gun Elliott customized for him.
The orcs all declared that they hated saying goodbye, so the little boy didn't say goodbye to them face to face, but left a letter.
... He thought he didn't disturb any sleeping orcs, but he didn't know that almost all the orcs on the planet didn't close their eyes all night. Their ears were pricked up, their tails stretched a little anxiously, and every sound made by the little cub packing his bag made them extremely annoying and wanted to bite.
the other side.
The little boy packed all his luggage. Before getting on the levitator, he finally turned around and looked at the endless desert and this unforgettable planet.
And it was at this moment that he saw some moving black dots at the end of the desert.
The black dot gradually grew larger and turned into a lot of people.
This group of blood-licking mercenaries were fully armed, some were cleaning their guns, and some were drinking with one hand in their pockets, with the desert and the wind behind them. Very cool.
Elliott was wearing goggles, and the shoulder-mounted particle cannon was assembled. He was smoking a cigar, and lifted the boy's collar: "Lead the way."
The cub looked confused.
"Tsk," the mercenary leader rubbed his hair impatiently and threw away his cigar, "We'll take over your mission, okay? Lead the way!"
Cub:"… "
The cub touched his pocket: "But I have no money..."
Orcs: "..."
"Do you want to join my country?" The little brat began to persuade, "I will protect you, I will pay you back, and I will drink with you!"
After the orcs accept this task, they will definitely be targeted by those dignitaries, and they can no longer continue to make a living as mercenaries.
Elliot looked at the other clansmen.
The wind passed them by, the sky was high, and the gravel was flying.
The mercenaries laughed.
"Deal," they said, "...no underage drinking!"
Earth, capital.
The clock crept toward twelve o'clock.
Elliot took Wen Xingze in his mouth and sent him back to his home in the capital. Sure enough, Chi Yan was already waiting there, put on home clothes, and made soup.
He hugged Wen Xingze, who was soundly asleep, and nodded to Elliott, but did not thank him. This made Elliot very satisfied, because they were the parents of Zai Zai. If Chi Yan thanked them, it would seem that he did not recognize their existence.
"We don't hate you," said the White Wolf of Newfoundland, "Sovereign of Utopia, take care of your pups, happy birthday."
Unlike the other parents of Muse, the orc parents are very open-minded, although they are still somewhat jealous.
Zai Zai is Zai Zai, he will have his own independent life, meet people he likes, and have his own love, these are all things for granted. What their parents did was to accompany Zai Zai when he needed it, and go through that slightly difficult time.
Moreover, Chi Yan really likes Wen Xingze, he knows it, they all know it.
Chi Yan looked at Elliott and said, "I will, thank you."
At twelve o'clock, the white wolf disappeared out of the window. Wen Xingze fell into a drowsy sleep, he must have been drinking, there was a slightly sweet smell of alcohol in his breath.
"I'm home, I won't be filming tomorrow." Chi Yan hugged him and leaned on the sofa, "Ozawa."
Wen Xingze: "No."
On Christmas Eve this year, there was snow in the capital, the lights outside the windows were bright, and the whole city was colorful and lively.
They didn't turn on the lights, but just let the charming lights come in through the floor-to-ceiling windows with the moonlight, and spread like water on the ground.
After Wen Xingze answered that, after a while, he opened his eyes slowly:
"Elliot and the others went back?" After getting a positive answer, Wen Xingze continued, "I met many things tonight..."
He started with Ji Meng and the white cat, skipped about Xu William, and then talked about going out with the orc patriarchs.
In fact, Chi Yan didn't need to know the part about Xu Weilian. He also met with Xu Weilian an hour ago to ensure that he would not appear in front of them again, and there was no need to specifically reveal what happened. Said.
"Cats can only live for twenty years," Wen Xingze said, comparing the length, "Twenty years will pass quickly."
Chi Yan hummed.
Wen Xingze smiled and said, "But I..."
He wanted to live longer, not because of greed.
But Wen Xingze shook his head and didn't continue, but now he suddenly didn't feel sad about this matter. The bridge to the bow is naturally straight, Wen Xingze thinks so.
Chi Yan looked at him with lowered eyelids, and rubbed the end of Wen Xingze's eyes with his thumb.
He will not let Wen Xingze leave him.
At this time, Wen Xingze suddenly saw the clock on the wall, looked at the date, and immediately remembered: "Happy birthday, I prepared a gift for you... Can you call me by another name, Teacher Chi?"
Of course Wen Xingze was drunk, and the two sentences had nothing to do with each other, but Chi Yan would always cooperate with him.
Chi Yan's expression seemed to have encountered some century-old problem.
His thin lips flattened, and before he could speak, the base of his ears turned red.
Chi Yan: "Baby."
Wen Xingze expressed relief at Old Antique's level of love talk, and then said confidently: "I'm different, I can do everything, baby, dear, Ayan, old—"
Wen Xingze burped with some alcohol reek and couldn't continue.
Chi Yan: "Continue."
Chi Yan rubbed his earlobe: "Can you do anything?"
Wen Xingze: "..."
Chi Yan finally showed kindness and decided not to embarrass him anymore.
Two people kiss in the winter night wind.
until the wind dies down.
"Happy birthday." Wen Xingze said.
In the gift box, on the velvet surface, lay a ring quietly.
—The little king's blind officer is one year older.