Only then did Shen Qi know that a god-man appeared on the Internet recently.
@大莫小主: @米色霞@陈启国 Shameless rat, dare to frame my member of the Bodhidharma faction, today King Kong's demon leg will send you on your way!
@大莫少主: The martial arts in the world come from Shaolin, and Shaolin martial arts come from Bodhidharma! My Bodhidharma sect is the authentic Zen school!
@大莫少主: [Video] Hello everyone, today I will introduce to you my orthodox Dharma additional power—King Kong Fumo Leg. I thought it had been lost long ago, but I was lucky enough to see it today, even luckier! @元少-申奇V, this is our Dharma Master Sister!
Netizens—
"No, little brother, are you okay?"
"Is this from the monosodium glutamate factory? Someone to take it back? If this goes on like this, the factory manager will really become a comedian."
"Vajra crouching demon leg hahahahaha, it turns out that 'Justice Flying Kick' has such a name."
"Don't blindly identify the upstairs, it's not from our factory, don't put everyone in the factory, thinking it's your backyard?"
"My brother, if you like the factory director, I suggest not to use this form, it will recruit the factory director. If you are a sunspot, please read on - the sunspot exploded in place!"
The young master Bodhidharma became popular on the Internet within a few days with his sand sculpture speech. Of course, it was mainly because of the popularity of Shenqi. His Weibo content is mainly divided into two parts: one is to seriously promote "the authentic theory of Dharma", punching Shaolin, kicking Wudang, Chinese martial arts, and only me Dharma is authentic; the other is to seriously blow the director's rainbow Shit, unilaterally identified the factory director as the elder sister of Bodhidharma, and called "Justice Flying Kick" as Bodhidharma's orthodox martial arts-King Kong Fumo Kick.
So much so that the popular "Justice Flying Kick" meme has changed, and it has become "Do you want to eat my King Kong Fumo Kick" and "Warning Voodoo Kick".
This gentleman is also keen to analyze various videos of Bodhidharma's sister Shenqi, and the angle is extremely tricky.
"Crazy" performance video—
"Senior Sister's posture of raising her head is in line with the previous set of movements, and her eyes contain the charm of a martial arts practitioner, which can be described as having both form and spirit! It reminds me of the sentence, Come like a thunder, stop the wrath, and stop like a river. Good dance, So martial!"
"The Story of a Heroine" -
"Okay! You are worthy of being my master Bodhidharma! You can know that you have extraordinary skills with just a raise of your hand, and you can know the extraordinary martial arts with every throw. This cloud hand moves like flowing clouds, gathers like a star, and moves with one's heart. It is a state of great accomplishment." Can't help but remind me of that sentence: A young man learns swordsmanship, Ling Yu Bai Yuangong. Pearl robes and brocade belts, daggers stabbing Wu Hong!
"I Didn't Know It Later" Performance—
"Watching this stage brought tears to my eyes. Thinking about how I left home when I was young, and learned art from my teacher, my master treated me with deep kindness and filial piety, but my master has already left the world. The singing voice of the elder sister is full of affection, It seems lingering, but it also contains power. This is the subtlety of the last pose of the Great Wuxiang Palm, and the sound is so loud! It reminds me of the sentence that the silver saddle shines on the white horse, and it rustles like a shooting star. When it’s over, just brush your clothes, Hidden merit and fame!"
Netizens were shocked.
I have a go! They already know that the factory director is amazing, but now even the factory director's sunspots have such high requirements for literary literacy? From now on, how do these fans deal with themselves? Wouldn't other people have to swagger and laugh at them: Your fans can't blow a rainbow but blow a black ass? !
The support club of the monosodium glutamate factory is already outraged. They originally thought that this was a sensational factory director black, but in the end, his rainbow fart was louder than their own support club. What is this? This is the incompetence of her fan club, and she is slapping her fans in the face with the soles of her shoes!
The big fans of the famous MSG factory, Toutou and Curtain, said angrily: "Let him blow it up! Keep blowing it up! I don't believe that he won't have a day without words!"
As it turns out, he really didn't.
For one week in a row, @达莎少主 has more than 40,000 fans. Because he counts at least eight rainbow farts on time every day, the poems are not repeated, and the sentence patterns are not repeated, so that the MSG factory has considered it after the initial anger. Do you want to recruit this person into the Propaganda Department
Seriously, it's not like black, it seems to be the legendary extreme honey.
Everyone is vaguely guessing who this person is under the skin, and some even speculate that it is the official's own speculation, which frightens the officials to express their opinions one after another.
@楚华娱乐V: Really not.
@NA Entertainment V: I'm not sick.
@bi乐TV: Say it ten thousand times again, a certain account has nothing to do with my Ibis Xiaole!
On the other side, Young Master Bodhidharma has also become the source of inner happiness for Young Master Shan.
"Hurry up, Young Master Bodhidharma is updated again!" Shen Yuan swiped her phone excitedly, "Look at today's content, ah, it's the archery section of the sports meeting, let's see what he said? The right hair destroys the moon branch. Reaching up to catch Feiji, leaning over to scatter the horse's hooves! Wow, it's so cool! The picture is coming out!"
How come no one wrote a poem about her throwing a shot put? !
Shen Yuan called Shen Qi to share while watching, "Look, your fans are writing poems again!"
Shen Qi put down the tablet calmly, "That's Cao Zhi's "White Horse Chapter". Fat Yuaner read more books, you are still young, don't give up studying."
Shen Yuan threw a pillow, Shen Qi caught it and put it on her back.
Shen Yuan rolled her eyes and leaned over, "Qi, don't you respond? I don't think this is a sunspot, this is a crazy fan. If you tap him a little, she will stop."
"can not stop."
"What? Have you contacted him?"
Shen Qi looked up: "He sends me 800 private messages every day, and I have already blocked him."
Shen Yuan: ...
This is a bit scary, don't be an illegitimate fan, with such distorted fans, the pressure of the big chess must be quite high.
Looking at the time, Shen Yuan packed up her things and complained: "I have to record variety shows again, I really don't want to go."
Shen Qi remembered that Shen Yuan and the others were going to the variety show during her "suspension" last time. Because the response was good, she signed a few more shows with Shan Shao. The people who went there were different every time, but this time it was Shen Yuan's turn, but she was not very happy.
"What's wrong?" Shen Qi said, "TV station, don't you like to go there?"
This variety show also adopts a confrontational mode, called "Big Winner", it is a column of Fangfang TV, and it can be regarded as a competition column of "We Are Super Fun" on Quanquan TV, even the broadcast time is about the same. The gameplay of the two variety shows is very similar, but they are more "vicious". Compared with "Big Winner", "Super Interesting" can be regarded as a child's play without pain or itching.
Moreover, in order to achieve the effect, the "Winning Family" team as the defender was too "fighting" when playing the game, and the methods were not so clean, which aroused the disgust of many guests. Shen Yuan felt that she was slow to respond and not smart, so she would definitely suffer, so she didn't want to go.
"It would be great if I were in a team with you." Shen Qi was not present, and Shen Yuan was always uncertain, but recently Chu Yu deliberately promoted "Surprise" and "Love" CP. On the one hand, it is a strong alliance, on the other hand, it is also I hope that Shen Yuan can get rid of the persona of Shen Qi's little follower and stand up for herself early.
Shen Qi smiled: "Go, if they dare to bully you, I will call you back next time."
"Yeah, okay."
1500 Koi has always been easy to coax, with this sentence, I left happily.
Shen Qi looked at the personal information and "inner strength and mental method" sent by that @大莫少主's private message, and felt a little hesitant.
She has actually seen it. There is a self-introduction in the profile of the Bodhidharma Young Master. His name is Ping Yida. He was weak and sick when he was young. Ping Yida also sent her a PDF of the inner strength method passed down to this day by Bodhidharma to prove that he did not lie.
PDF Inner Strength and Mind Method…
The corner of Shen Qi's mouth twitched, and he still flipped through it roughly. It was indeed Dharma's internal strength, and it was the same as what she had given to the male lead of the martial arts drama, but it was missing. As for the missing part, she has nothing to do, after all, she has never memorized it before, and this set of mental techniques can't be practiced by women, so it's useless to her. All she knows is Bodhidharma's Kungfu, but it is impossible for her to go out and teach others now. Not to mention Chu Shaoheng, even the fourth generation would not agree.
After thinking about it, she still seriously typed the reply—
"I'm really not your senior sister. You have found the wrong person, and I can't teach you anything. Please don't pester me any longer."
So, he should be able to understand it.
You can't force things by chance, what you want to force is not chance, but evil fate - this is what the old man said back then, good, good. She shouldn't, she shouldn't have forgotten that there are Dharma sects in the parallel world, and there are indeed descendants thousands of years later.
After that, @大莫少主 really stopped for a while, leaving only a message of "Thank you for your advice", and never sent another message. Netizens have speculated whether Shen Qi really has something to do with him, but more people think that this is just a sensationalist big V, and they don't continue to send messages because they have already got enough heat or are out of words. After all, because of his urging in disguise, various fans have expanded dozens of pages of rainbow fart quotations in recent days...
After eleven o'clock in the evening, Shen Yuan, Xin Qing, Ai Mier, and CICI came back. When Shen Yuan entered the room, her eyes were red, and Xiao Ai was not too happy. Shen Qi asked what was wrong, but Shen Yuan didn't say anything, and Xin Qing said angrily: "What a crap show, we won't go to it in the future!"
Only then did she know that Shen Yuan was bullied on the show.
One of the hosts of the "Winning Family" was Xu Manfei, who took the route of the silly big sister, and was also the main burden contributor to the show "Big Winner". In fact, everyone has a good impression of this kind of funny actress, but this Xu Manfei is annoying. She is not looking for a joke on herself, but likes to make fun of others.
During the recording process for three hours today, Xu Manfei kept talking about Shen Yuan's figure, sometimes saying that Shen Yuan is fat, and sometimes saying that Shen Yuan's calves are thick. When Shen Yuan jumped the rope, she laughed and said that she felt the stage was shaking, and when Shen Yuan threw a ball, she yelled that the shot put flew over.
There was another host with a bald head named Jiao Xu, who kept making jokes about Xiao Ai's accent, and the content of the jokes was very vulgar.
These two people sang together, making the scene very awkward. Amy couldn't understand most of them, but from the atmosphere of the scene, she also knew that what the other party said was not good, and Shen Yuan almost tried not to cry on stage.
Xin Qing was also angry, she tried her best to block the topic for Shen Yuan on stage, and that Xu Manfei said, "Oh, Xin Qing, don't steal the spotlight at this time", "Didn't you say that Young Master Shan has the most group spirit? That's up to me", Xin Qing was speechless.
CICI was even worse, because the sense of variety was weak, the whole process was used as a background board, and even the individual questioning session was skipped.
Shen Qi's face darkened: "This show has always been like this, or is it just for us?"
Xin Qing said: "This show has a hard background, you can play games freely, attract attention, and the ratings are also high. This is already the fourth season. They have always praised the high and stepped down, and they always look like dogs when they are facing the big names. , to ridicule and uglify us with such small traffic, hey, if it weren't for watching it, it would be a TV show... "
It's not the first time for Xin Qing to participate in this show. She was with the Sweety girl group once before, but it was just a warm-up dance. Just like that, she was disgusted by the hosts. Even Song Siyao hated Xu Manfei.
She turned to comfort Shen Yuan: "Yuanyuan, anyway, it's the last time. Fans know what they are like. They won't laugh at you, they will only love you. Don't be sad."
Whether before or after her debut, Shen Yuan has always been a person with a particularly strong mentality. She doesn't care if others say that she hugs Shenqi's thigh, and she doesn't care if others say that she flashes the tail of a crane. She just practices harder. Everyone called "Fat Yuaner" not because Shen Yuan was really fat, but because she had a round face and was very cute. It was originally a nickname, but after Xu Manfei made such a fuss, everyone didn't dare to shout anymore, for fear that she would get distracted.
"Yuanyuan is not fat." Amy reassured.
Shen Yuan hid under the quilt and sobbed softly, feeling very pitiful.
Shen Qi was not comforted, she suppressed the anger in her heart, and patted her across the quilt: "Wait, I will avenge you next week!"
Bullying her domestic koi, can't!
Although Shen Qi was angry, she couldn't go and beat up Xu Manfei now. She was also a member of "Big Winner" and Chu Yu's last recording session, so she naturally had a chance. In fact, according to the contract, she was supposed to go to the first three games, but when the painter and his wife happened, she was influenced by public opinion and was replaced.
Now that the turmoil is over, she must appear in the last episode, otherwise Fang Fangtai will not agree.
The broadcast time of "Big Winner" is at 8 o'clock on Saturday night, and it turned out that it was only Monday, and the official Weibo over there couldn't wait to release the announcement—#This Saturday, 一夫为关申厂长 VS Ying Family, who It's a real winner# #金刚苏魔脚 VS Shaolin Heirloom Who Can Fight for Hegemony#
There are two accompanying pictures, one is Shen Qi VS Xu Manfei, and the other is Shen Qi VS Jiao Xu.
Most of the fans of "Big Winner" are young people who have followed "Oixin". They are looking forward to Shen Qi's arrival. The program group tasted the sweetness of rubbing traffic, so they posted topics and pictures every day.
But if you post a picture, just post it. Xu Manfei's pictures are all beautiful and watery, and Shen Qi's pictures are all emojis used by various netizens to play memes. This is a bit deliberate.
Fans of the monosodium glutamate factory were the first to discover the problem, and protested that the program group had sneaked into the factory director.
"Start suppressing before playing? The stalk of Fu Mo's leg has finally passed. What do you mean by mentioning this as an official?!"
"Why do you put Xu Manfei as a retouched picture, and the factory manager as an emoji? Is this how your program team treats guests? Do you understand that a visitor is a guest?"
"Unfortunately, my factory director's emoji is so cute, even if I look at the emoji, I don't want to see Xu Manfei's plastic surgery face."
"Heh, isn't it the tradition of this show to praise the high and step down the low? When Qi Wei came here, all the members licked the dog. When they saw the traffic, they seemed to be uncles. What's wrong with the traffic? The traffic eats your rice. Our fans just like the traffic. Can you manage it? If you have the ability, don't gossip about it!"
Netizens' massive protest caught Big Winner's official Weibo by surprise. After all, their show has always been this style for traffic artists before. Even the current top-ranking Xie Kai suffered a loss on their show when he first debuted. After that, Xie Kai didn't say anything, but it didn't take long for his fans to open the gate and let the water go directly. Taking 100% of the combat power to scold the show crew for two weeks.
After that, the program group has been restrained a bit, but girl groups like Shan Shao are standard seasonal products. Not to mention the two-year disbandment contract, after the end of the year, as soon as the new assembly line girl group comes up, their popularity will almost end. So even if Shen Qi, who is now really popular, came to the show, they didn't take it too seriously.
I don't want Shenqi's fans to be so powerful.
The program team was a little unhappy, and contacted Chu Yu, suggesting that they let Shen Qi suppress them, so as not to cause unpleasant troubles.
Shen Qi actually posted a Weibo that day.
@元少-约琼V: "I watched the show last week, and my Yuan'er is taking care of me." The accompanying picture is a provocative hook, come on.
Before the program team realized what Shen Qi meant, her Weibo post was like a signal, and netizens seemed to have received a military order, and all of a sudden they flocked to the official V of "Big Winner".
"Xu Manfei, Jiao Xu, come out and get beaten! Bully our koi, the factory director accepts your challenge! The factory director's woman also accepts!"
"My factory manager, Zhengyi Flying Kick, can really fly. You Jiao Xu haven't filmed a movie for five years, right? Look at that fat belly, how dare you say that you are studying in Shaolin? You can fly one first, let me see." look?"
"Workers of our factory! The factory manager is ready to fight, the drums are beating, and the battle flags are flying! A box of monosodium glutamate crushes the factory manager and sweeps the area!"
"I bet ten boxes that Xu Manfei's jaw won't hold on Saturday."
"Haha I would like to borrow your guts to bully the flash group koi. The last person who provoked the factory manager like this is still awaiting trial in the detention center."
On the other side of the program group, Xu Manfei was very angry when he saw these messages. She is the niece of the director of Fangfang TV station. After graduation, she came to the station to be the host, and she went directly to the prime-time program. All resources are the best. Not to mention that the people in the stage are used to her, even the stars want to curry favor with her in order to get on the show, and the actresses are polite when talking to her. What kind of thing is this Shenqi, dare to openly connote her
She sneered. I won't show you how powerful you are, because you don't know whose territory you're in.
"Jiao Xu, is the new script coming out?"
Jiao Xu is her number one licking dog in the stage, she has always been held up like a queen, she dare not say anything. With Jiao Xu's age and appearance, he is actually not well known in the film and television industry. He has learned some kung fu, but he has been slack in these years. Even in his heyday, he didn't have any achievements, and he couldn't become a star. It can be said that he was able to make it to this day because he hired a famous teacher to fire up the character design, and he was able to stay on Fangfangtai. In addition to the need for a "kung fu master's character design" in the host team, he also borrowed Xu Manfei's light.
Who doesn't know that Xu Manfei has the biggest wrist in "The Big Winner", and she can change the script casually, and she has the final say.
Jiao Xu knew that Shen Qi had offended Xu Manfei, so he had already made preparations. This kind of thing is already at his fingertips.
"Don't worry, Feifei, let's keep her an unforgettable memory."
Xu Manfei glanced at him, "Really?"
"Can it be fake?" Jiao Xu anxiously squeezed Xu Manfei's shoulders, "Don't worry, I offended you at Fang Fangtai, let's not say that she was so black that her body was shattered, but we have to let her know how powerful it is? A small amount of traffic, maybe After a few days of being popular, I really think of myself as a wrist."
Those who do variety shows have the most contacts, come and go in the circle, and see the most. Often, the little fresh meat that is popular this year will not be known next year. Jiao Xu feels that he is doing well now, those traffic stars are making quick money, so the popularity has subsided, so why don't they come to ask him for a chance to appear on camera? So in the past few years, he only allowed Manfei to follow suit and coaxed this aunt well. What good things will happen to him in the stage in the future
Xu Manfei didn't seem to be disgusted enough. After reading the script, she suddenly remembered that Shen Qi seemed to have some black material recently. She turned on the phone and looked through it, her eyes lit up: "Yes!"
"Old Jiao, go online to see if you can contact this person."
Jiao Xu took a look and smiled: "He, what's wrong with him?"
He doesn't really pay much attention to girl groups, so he doesn't know much about this person who is making a lot of noise on the Internet, but he does know this account.
"Just tell me if you can find it!" Xu Manfei knew that this Young Master Bodhidharma was a well-known Shen Qihei, and she must be very annoyed by him. If this person can be invited to meet Shen Qi face to face, wouldn't Shen Qi be ashamed? In this way, this episode must be good.
"I know this person, so I don't need to look for it at all." Jiao Xu was in a complicated mood, "This person is somewhat related to me. His master and my master knew each other before, but after Master Sheyuan passed away, there was no contact with him. You need to find him Him, I can try."
passed away
Xu Manfei thought to himself, you are a fake monk, you have a routine when you talk about these things.
"How is he? Is he very powerful? Is he your opponent?"
Jiao Xu just laughed: "This is a sick man. His master only taught him to meditate and breathe. He doesn't know any foreign skills, so he's just a fool. Do you compare him to me?"
His master, She Yuan, is a bit capable, and his qualifications are also a high-ranking monk, but his personality is very strange. He confiscated so many Shaolin disciples who wanted to worship him. Fist will not. The Bodhidharma line is completely broken here.
In fact, the Dharma sect didn't have any serious inheritance in the first place, and he always felt that it was because She Yuan refused to accept his master and insisted on standing on his own. For thousands of years, people have mentioned that martial arts only know Shaolin. There is no such thing as Dharma martial arts, let alone master sisters. This school is all ascetic monks, and there is no kung fu suitable for women! Although the martial arts school has started accepting female disciples in the past few years, it is just a gimmick. Most of them are children from poor families looking for a way out, no different from technical schools...
When Xu Manfei heard this, she was a little disappointed. She originally thought that if this person was very good, she planned to let him fight Shen Qi, the "big sister". But when she rolled her eyes, she changed the angle again. Since the young master Bodhidharma recognized Shen Qi as the master sister, he would hang with Shen Qi. Isn't his embarrassment the same as Shen Qi's embarrassment
She just smiled and said: "That's okay, please come, let's set up a ring, when you go on stage and beat him up, we will also help her against gangsters."
"It's easy. As long as Shen Qi is coming, he will definitely come. It's just..." Jiao Xu hesitated, "My master has ordered me not to conflict with Bodhidharma..."
Xu Manfei laughed angrily, "You listen to your master like that? Your master still doesn't let you enter the entertainment circle, aren't you popular now? In the streets and alleys, who doesn't know you, Jiao Xu, fans still call you 'No. 1 in the bald world' Ouba, your master agreed?"
Because Jiao Xu didn't want to practice martial arts quietly, he had no contact with Shimen for a long time, and Jiao Xu thought it was the same.
"Okay, then you wait, I'll take care of it, and our ratings for this episode will crush the circle."