The baby didn't know that there was a vicious dragon drooling at him. He grinned and spit out a small bubble with his milky saliva.
Zhu You held the baby's hand, which shrunk into a small fist. This fist was so small that it could fit in one mouthful. Zhu You secretly glanced at Pei Yunshu who was frozen in place, and seeing that he hadn't come back to his senses, he opened his mouth and tried to stuff the baby's small fist into his mouth.
"Zhu You," Pei Yunshu gritted his teeth and said, "Put his hand down."
After telling Zhu You that "babies can't eat", although Zhu You didn't try to taste the baby's little fist, he still kept his eyes on the baby. In Pei Yunshu's eyes, he seemed to be eager to try.
Pei Yunshu gently handed the bowl and spoon to Hua Yue, then dragged Zhu You out of the door and gave him a severe lesson.
After being taught a lesson, Zhu You recalled his appearance as a child a month ago and asked, "Do I look delicious?"
He is now tall, handsome, with deep eyes. His original form was also that big. Who dares to eat him
"You still want others to eat you?" Pei Yunshu, "Do you want to cook you or roast you?"
Zhu You: "Do you want to eat me?"
Pei Yunshu said unhappily: "I don't eat humans, nor do I eat monsters."
The lady is angry.
Zhu You thought about the response in the storybook, and then thought about the rumors he heard on the street a few days ago, and shook Pei Yunshu's hand, "Yunshu, there is a famous mountain on the west bank, and there is a high pavilion on the mountain, which is very famous."
He looked a little hesitant, but he held Pei Yunshu's hand very hard, "I want to go with you."
Pei Yunshu pulled his hand away, "No."
Zhu You pursed her lips, lifted his hand and placed it on her lips to kiss it, looked at him deeply, and said stickyly: "Madam, husband, Yunshu."
Pei Yunshu's expression remained unchanged, but his face was slightly red. "Now that there is suddenly a baby in the family, everyone is at a loss. If you and I go, they will be too busy to handle it."
Zhu You refused to compromise and waited stubbornly for his consent.
Pei Yunshu asked: "Why do you have to go to that mountain?"
Hearing this, the tip of Zhu You's ears suddenly turned red.
Pei Yunshu looked at the tip of his ear in surprise, then looked at his calm expression, and then looked at the tip of his ear again.
Zhu You, this shameless dragon, is actually shy
Is it that his eyes are damaged or that the sun rises from the west today
Pei Yunshu rubbed his eyes, but the redness on Zhu You's ears had not faded at all. He stared at his ears for a long time, and Zhu You turned his head away, trying to cover his ears. The more he did this, the more Pei Yunshu found it strange. He turned to Zhu You's front and half-bent over to see his expression.
Not only did Zhu You's ears turn red, but her face also turned red with a hint of spring.
Pei Yunshu couldn't believe it, but he also wanted to tease her. He winked at Zhu You and said, "Zhu You, you're blushing."
Zhu You said sullenly, "No."
He turned half a corner again, avoiding Pei Yunshu's gaze.
Pei Yunshu followed him and turned half a corner, laughing in a very amused manner, "You really blushed, and your ears are also red. I really didn't expect you to be like this, could it be that... Zhu You is shy?"
Zhu You was teased and raised his head slightly, looked at him, and nodded silently.
Pei Yunshu came closer, bent lower, and smiled, "Why are you shy again?"
Zhu You said slowly: "Your collar is loose."
Pei Yunshu was stunned and subconsciously looked at the collar, only to realize that his clothes had been loosened when he was lying on his side on the bed feeding his baby. Now that he was bending over, his underwear was exposed. Zhu You saw everything he should and shouldn't see.
He stood up straight, his hands and feet were stiff, and his face was turning blue and red.
Zhu You said: "The color of peach blossoms is more delicious than babies."
He turned his head away deliberately, but Pei Yunshu came closer again, giving him enough to see.
Pei Yunshu's expression changed again and again, but he couldn't say anything to Zhu You like "Don't look at anything inappropriate."
Because Zhu You had already ignored him, he, on the other hand, kept running in front of Zhu You, as if he wanted to show it to him on purpose.
"Babies can't eat," was the first thing he said, "You're not allowed to talk to babies."
Zhu You said, "Don't eat babies, eat peach blossoms. I've eaten peach blossoms before, they look delicious, they taste delicious, they're the best."
Pei Yunshu squinted at him. His figure flashed and disappeared in a blink of an eye. But a moment later, Pei Yunshu came back with the wind. He was picking a bunch of lush peach blossoms in his hand. He pulled down Zhu You's neck with one hand and stuffed the peach blossoms into his mouth with the other hand. "Then eat more."
Pei Yunshu let Zhu You eat enough peach blossoms. After Zhu You's lips were stained with the color of peach blossom juice, Pei Yunshu returned to the room refreshed. The three grown men in the room were surrounding the bed and teasing the baby. The baby also gave them enough face, giggling from time to time, and was extremely well-behaved and lively.
Seeing him come in, Master Qingfeng's face paused, and he glanced at him uncontrollably, and whispered, "I'll go get some hot water."
Baili Ge and Hua Yue were exhausted and collapsed on the side. "This baby really needs to be taken care of very carefully. If you don't take a look at him, you will feel that he is cold, hungry or thirsty."
Pei Yunshu walked up and sat next to them, then started to tease the baby, scratching the baby's chin a few times with his fingers, and the baby showed a toothless smile without any defense.
"He is extremely lucky," Pei Yunshu said with a gentle look, "He didn't lose his life even in the ice and snow. He can eat and drink, and he is not afraid of strangers. He will definitely achieve great things in the future."
The baby made a few sounds and reached out to grab a strand of Pei Yunshu's hair, as if agreeing with what he said.
Pei Yunshu was amused and held the baby's hand. "Could it be that you still understand?"
The baby's hands are as soft as cotton. They feel great to hold in the hands. They are soft and sticky, and seem really delicious.
Pei Yunshu pinched it again and again unconsciously. He looked to the side a few times, then held the baby's hand guiltily and kissed it a few times on his lips.
It tastes fragrant and sweet, like a very soft white flour bun, and is very small, as if you can really swallow it in one bite.
Pei Yunshu's eyes lit up and he opened his mouth. He just wanted to give it a try, but he didn't expect to actually put the baby's hand into his mouth.
This is really amazing, a newborn baby's fist is not even as big as its mouth.
Pei Yunshu's eyes were filled with amazement. He took out the baby's little hand and suddenly felt two pairs of burning gazes coming from the side.
Pei Yunshu's whole body froze. After a moment, he pretended to be calm and let go of the baby's hand. The baby thought he was playing with him and laughed.
"Yun Shu you..."
"Ms. Yunshu, you..."
Pei Yunshu coughed lightly, put his hands behind his back, and glanced at them, "What's wrong with me?"
Baili Ge and Hua Yue looked straight at Pei Yunshu. Just as they were about to speak, Pei Yunshu interrupted them hastily: "Zhu You and I have to go out today. We'll leave now. You must take good care of this child."
After saying that, he fled without waiting for anyone to react.
Baili Ge and Hua Yue looked at each other in bewilderment. After a while, he frowned and asked uncertainly, "Did Yun Shu just eat the baby's fist?"
Huayue nodded absentmindedly.
Baili Ge: "Are babies really that delicious? Yunshu has actually learned bad habits from Zhuyou."
Hua Yue said: "It looks white and tender, just like a steamed bun."
As he spoke, he began to drool.
When the baby saw that no one was there to tease him, he turned his head around, curled up his lips, and was about to cry.
Huayue hurried forward and said, "I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No one wants to eat you. We are all good monsters who don't eat humans."
*
Pei Yunshu, who neither eats humans nor monsters, escaped in a hurry and saw Zhu You standing outside in a daze.
Pei Yunshu grabbed Zhu You's wrist and pulled him out the door, "Aren't we going to some mountain to see some pavilion? Let's go now."
Zhu You came back to his senses, his eyes lit up, he grabbed Pei Yunshu with his backhand, "I'll take you there."
Although the mountain that Zhu You wanted to take Pei Yunshu to was steep and high, it lacked some momentum and agility compared to the mountains and rivers in Shanshui Sect.
Pei Yunshu suppressed the guilty feeling in his heart. He was just curious and didn't really want to eat the baby. Why would he eat a baby
That action must have been influenced by Zhu You.
After convincing himself, Pei Yunshu looked around curiously, wanting to know why Zhu You valued this mountain so much.
"Zhu You," Pei Yunshu pulled Zhu You's hand, "Look, there's a bunch of flowers blooming over there."
"Yeah." Zhu You glanced at the flowers perfunctorily and walked faster.
The mountain road was trampled into a narrow path by the predecessors, winding and rugged upwards. Pei Yunshu saw that he was walking so fast and asked puzzledly: "If you are in a hurry to reach the top of the mountain, why don't you fly up?"
"You can't fly," Zhu You turned to look at Pei Yunshu and said seriously, "You must be sincere."
Weird, Pei Yunshu thought, do I need to be so sincere just to climb a mountain
As if seeing his casualness, Zhu You frowned unhappily and demanded, "You must also be sincere."
Pei Yunshu: "But what should I be sincere about?"
Zhu You glanced at him, and the tip of his ear turned slightly red again. Pei Yunshu looked at his ear in disbelief, then looked at Zhu You and asked tentatively: "Zhu You, are you hiding something from me?"
Zhu You did not answer this, but just said: "You should think in your heart that you always want to be with Zhu You, that is sincerity."
Pei Yunshu's ears also turned red quietly. She felt uncomfortable with Zhu You holding her hand. She was sweating and felt wet and sticky. "Who wants to be with you forever?"
He retracted his fingers and tickled Zhu You's palms. Zhu You's ears turned red. The two men were facing each other. They had obviously done more excessive things before, but at this moment, they were particularly immature.
"You," Zhu You's palms were warm, "Zhu You wants to be with you forever."
"How long is forever?" Pei Yunshu whispered, "In the world of cultivation, time is not counted. Hundreds of years, thousands of years, this is a very long time."
Zhu You said: "The longer the better."
Pei Yunshu couldn't help but ask: "But after so long, how can you guarantee that you will always be with me?"
Zhu You looked at him seriously, his dark eyes full of determination as bright as stars, "I think so."
"But… "
Before he could finish his words, Zhu You blocked his mouth. Zhu You frowned and said in a very domineering manner: "No buts."
Pei Yunshu felt soft at heart after being kissed by him and fell silent.
Zhu You pulled him and continued to walk upwards. Pei Yunshu took a few steps and thought, how could Zhu You believe this
How could this work? If sincerity really worked, then most people in the cultivation world would be able to ascend.
He thought a lot in his mind, but in the end, he still muttered to himself.
If it really works...
Then let him and Zhu You be together forever.
*
After climbing to the top of the mountain, Pei Yunshu thought that was the end, but Zhu You led him left and right and unexpectedly came to a heavenly lake.
Surrounded by misty clouds, the water in Tianchi Lake is exceptionally clear and bright. Beside the lake stands a stone tablet with the three characters "Tianlingchi" inscribed on it.
Zhu You pulled Pei Yunshu to squat by the pool and looked at the bottom of the pool intently.
Pei Yunshu watched with him for a while, but his eyes hurt because not a single fish passed by. He asked Zhu You: "What are you doing?"
Zhu You pursed his lips and continued to stare at the pool. After a while, the expression on his face became more and more disappointed, his eyes drooped, and he looked as if he had been abandoned.
Pei Yunshu couldn't bear to see his expression, and couldn't help asking, "What's wrong with you?"
Zhu You raised her eyes to look at him, her dark eyes full of sadness, "They say that if a couple comes to this pond, as long as they love each other enough, the water in the pond will change."
Pei Yunshu choked up, and only recovered after a moment, "Who are they?"
"People on the street," Zhu You said, "People in the teahouse."
He was filled with an air of loss at this moment. He answered all of Pei Yunshu's questions without hesitation, but he couldn't muster much energy.
Pei Yunshu really couldn't believe that Zhu You actually believed such a rumor. He only took a glance at this "Pool of Gods" and knew that there was not a trace of spiritual power in it. How could such a pool change
This is too much of a bullying to Zhu You who doesn't understand the ways of the world.
Pei Yunshu thought angrily.
But he had to appease Zhu You first, so he asked tentatively: "If lovers come here, what will change?"
The light in Zhu You's eyes gradually faded: "Flowers will bloom in the water."
Pei Yunshu nodded and moved his fingers behind him, "Zhu You, don't think too much, it may just be because the water in the pond didn't have time to react."
Zhu You looked at the pool water again doubtfully.
Right at this moment, Pei Yunshu's heart moved, and he saw many waves suddenly appear on the water surface in the middle of the pool. The clear water gathered in the middle, and gradually a beautiful blooming flower bloomed with the water.
The water was flowing continuously above the water splashes, and it was crystal clear. Pei Yunshu was the first to exclaim in surprise: "It actually bloomed!"
Zhu You's eyes flashed, the corners of his lips curled up for a moment, and he nodded.
Pei Yunshu had not seen this scene. When he turned his head, Zhu You had already stopped smiling and his eyes were shining. Pei Yunshu breathed a sigh of relief and heard Zhu You say, "It's blooming. It turns out that my wife loves me so much."
Pei Yunshu was confused, "What?"
Zhu You stood up, pulled Pei Yunshu up, kissed him, and said with a smile: "I love Yunshu too."
Pei Yunshu: "Wait, I—"
"We love each other so much," Zhu You said, "Let's get married."
After he finished saying this, his spiritual consciousness came out, and while Pei Yunshu was still in a daze, he seduced him into making a contract, a heart-to-heart contract that was rarely used between Taoist couples.
A covenant of unity can enable the two parties who make the covenant to communicate with each other's minds and share life and death. If one of the people who make the covenant dies, the other cannot survive.
But there are also many benefits. After forming a bond of unity, even if it is a calamity, the two of them can go through it together. There are even more benefits when practicing dual cultivation.
But once this contract is made, unless one dies, one will be inseparable from the person who made the contract for the rest of one's life.
Pei Yunshu was induced by Zhu You into making such a contract without any warning.
When they were going down the mountain, he had not come to his senses yet, and his face was full of confusion. Zhu You was in a good mood. He held his hand tightly and strode forward with a smile on his face.
When Pei Yunshu was brought back to the mansion by Zhu You, he had not yet reacted when Zhu You held him in the bed.
Zhu You had never been so happy. There was always a smile on the corner of his lips. He lowered his head and kissed Pei Yunshu on the face. He pulled off Pei Yunshu's belt and took off his clothes one by one.
Pei Yunshu suddenly came back to his senses when he felt the coolness. His eyes widened, and he hastily pulled the quilt over himself, blushing and scolding, "Zhu You, what do you want to do!"
A red brocade quilt covered his body, leaving only his shoulders and collarbones exposed. His skin, as white as jade, was exposed before his eyes, and was smoother than brocade.
Zhu You's eyes suddenly darkened. He pulled off the quilt, and Pei Yunshu held it tightly. Zhu You said, "Let's see the effect of dual cultivation after the contract is formed."
He approached, lowered the bed curtain, and buried his head in Pei Yunshu's neck, biting her.
*
Zhu You and Pei Yunshu stayed in the room for five days until Baili Ge threatened them with a silver spear, and then Zhu You opened the door.
Pei Yunshu was sleeping soundly, his face was abnormally flushed, and the smell in the room came out through the door and windows. It was a smell that one could tell what had happened just by smelling it.
Zhu You blocked the door and frowned unhappily, "What's the matter?"
When Baili Ge smelled the smell, he showed an uncomfortable expression on his old face. After a while, he said with great concern: "How can Yunshu bear it if you are so insatiable?"
Baili Ge sighed and advised: "There are only cows that die of exhaustion in the world, but no fields that are plowed to death. Don't let Yunshu die of exhaustion on you."
Zhu You's face turned dark.
They were all men, so Bailige didn't dare to provoke him too much. He just reminded him earnestly: "Don't forget Lao Niu."
Zhu You's eyes flashed with pride, "Yun Shu is amazing."
Bailige coughed twice, but couldn't help asking, "How is this amazing method?"
Zhu You was about to speak, but after seeing the expression on his face, he instantly became expressionless, waved his sleeves, and slammed the door in his face.
Feeling that closing the door was not enough, Zhu You set up layers of barriers and then came to Pei Yunshu with a cold face.
Pei Yunshu was sleeping soundly, his face still showing fatigue. Zhu You was watching him beside the bed, and as he watched, he became completely fascinated.
*
Pei Yunshu slept until the next morning. When he woke up, Zhu You was gone. Pei Yunshu closed his eyes and rested for a while before getting up and leaving.
The sun was shining brightly outside the door. In the yard, only Hua Yue was holding the baby and basking in the sun. Pei Yunshu walked over and asked, "Where are they?"
Hua Yue said, "They said they were going to hunt a tiger in the mountains so they could make some tiger penis for you, Yun Shu, to nourish your body. My beautiful Yun Shu, you've worked so hard. How do you feel now? Is your waist hurting? Are your legs sore? Hua Yue knows how to massage. Do you want me to give you a massage?"
Pei Yunshu's face darkened, "Replenish your body?"
These four words were spoken with gnashing teeth.
Huayue shuddered, not daring to show any more courtesy, and nodded obediently.
Pei Yunshu sneered and pulled up his sleeves, revealing his wrists covered with purple marks. "Huayue, do you know which mountain they went to? I want to see what kind of tiger they are going to fight."
The baby in Hua Yue's arms had clear eyes and was looking at Pei Yunshu curiously. He stretched out his hand towards him and babbled.
Hua Yue handed the baby to Pei Yunshu at the right time and said with a wry smile: "Calm down, beautiful Yunshu. You just woke up. It's not worth it to go to the mountain to find them. How about waiting for them to come back and teach them a lesson?"
Pei Yunshu sneered, "That's true."
He was about to take the baby from Hua Yue's arms, but suddenly heard a noise coming from outside the door. Pei Yunshu frowned and asked sternly, "Who?"
There was no movement outside the door. Pei Yunshu asked Hua Yue to hold the baby, then walked over. He opened the door and saw that there was no one around, only a rolled-up painting on the ground.
"painting?"
Pei Yunshu frowned, and the painting was called to his side. Pei Yunshu closed the door and returned to the courtyard with the painting.
Hua Yue asked curiously, "Beautiful Yunshu, what is this?"
"I don't know either." Pei Yunshu shook his head and untied the painting. A painting suddenly unfolded and appeared before his eyes.
The painting showed a man with a handsome face, a faint smile on his lips, clear eyes, and he looked particularly comfortable and handsome.
Pei Yunshu only felt that it was somewhat familiar, but before he could understand why, he heard Hua Yue exclaim.
Pei Yunshu turned his head to look at Huayue, who was surprised. "Beautiful Yunshu, isn't this a painting of you?"
Pei Yunshu was stunned.
Then the next moment, the painting behind him began to twist, and in an unexpected way, it sucked Pei Yunshu into the painting!
After sucking in Pei Yunshu, the painting suddenly rolled up and was about to fly into the air. Hua Yue was horrified and quickly stepped on a stool to fly into the air, and dangerously grabbed the painting in her hand.
Hua Yue put down the baby in her arms and opened the painting with gritted teeth. The person in the painting was still Pei Yunshu, but the details were more similar, and there was a heart-pounding agility in his eyes.
"Oh no," Hua Yue's eyes flashed with cruelty, "What kind of magic is this!"