The Whole World Thinks I’m a Woman Disguised as a Man

Chapter 2: Share money

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Xue Lan, sitting in front of the computer, was confused for a while before he realized what his teammates were talking about.

At this moment, Duan Wenzhen's game character was standing in the corner of the wall near the window. Because the corner was very small, it would be easy for him to become a target and be knocked down by the enemy if he stood by the window, so he would naturally squat down and read the healing bar.

But from this angle... after he said that, it was really intriguing.

As the reading bar neared the end, Xue Lan quickly stood up and hid in a safe place.

"Brother Zheng, you are the coquettish one. My two brothers have risked their lives for you, but you are hiding here doing this kind of thing. If I had come a little later, would you have given birth to the child?"

"… "

"Oh, remember to give your share of the money."

The lazy voice came out clearly from the headset, and Xue Lan's heart skipped a beat.

Even though he had never heard Duan Wenzheng's voice, Xue Lan could conclude at this moment that the voice with a low laugh came from Duan Wenzheng.

His voice sounded nonchalant, but Xue Lan's ears turned red when she heard it.

But the deep and loud voice in the headset continued—

"Hey, you know, this babycandy is a little internet celebrity, with a pretty face, Lao Qi watches her live broadcast every day! Hey, look, she's still live streaming now, that one!"

The voice coming from the headset was a little noisy. It seemed that the other party was playing games in an Internet cafe. His words made Xue Lan hold his breath again.

Live streaming? Watching

Isn’t that…

"How about it, pretty enough?"

Xue Lan lowered her head stiffly and looked at the embarrassing pink dress she was wearing.

He quickly turned away the camera in front of him with a gloomy face.

Xue Lan had limited time to play on the computer, and although he could occasionally watch the live broadcast on his phone, he had no idea how to do it. He searched for a long time but couldn't find how to turn off the live broadcast. However, since the camera was no longer pointed at him, he had to give up the idea for the time being.

But the sound in the headset continued.

"Hey, why is she gone? Did you see her, brother Zheng? Is she good or not? How did you hook up with her? I didn't see you turn on the microphone, did you flirt with her through typing? Did you add her on WeChat? What about QQ? If... If you have any 'resources', please remember to share them..."

Xue Lan's face turned from pale to red. Just as he was wondering whether he should type a warning to this chatterbox teammate, he heard a very low laugh.

"What are you laughing at?" As expected, the carefree teammate asked in confusion.

Duan Wenzheng did not answer, but the other person who was playing with them could no longer hold back and cursed:

"Fatty, do you fucking know that Brother Zheng didn't turn off the team chat?!"

"… "

There was a long silence in the headset.

Until another lazy voice came out clearly from the headset -

"Mark the first floor, Lao Qi goes around the back, and the fat man rushes to the door."

The fat man who had just gone upstairs immediately slipped downstairs in shame after hearing the order.

Xue Lan's fingertips paused slightly. This time he did not follow the fat man, but followed quietly behind Duan Wenzheng.

After a while, the screams of the fat man who rushed to the door came out again from the headset.

"Under the second window on the left, there's only a little blood left!" After the explosion, he wailed, "Why didn't the girl follow me? I'm dead!!"

The teammate called Lao Qi went around and immediately understood what was going on, rushing into the door and looking towards the window.

But as soon as he entered the door, the health bar of the man called Lao Qi was already reduced to a trace of blood.

Duan Wenzheng had aimed his gun at the window from the beginning. He found the right opportunity and pulled the trigger when a figure flashed under the window.

System prompt: reset successfully killed lgw-wind

Xue Lan looked at the system prompt flashing on the screen, and his heart was aroused even more than when he had killed someone in the game before.

He didn't follow Fatty and Old Seven to surround the people because he was sure that the final decisive shot would definitely be from Duan Wenzhen. He was not good at being a medical soldier, and going there might backfire.

Wen Yan was very popular at the moment. As the current ceiling of the doomsday, the barrage in the live broadcast room instantly exploded.

Wen Feng Zhi Nan: What happened? ? ? ? ? Wind God was sniped? Shot in the head?

Stars watching the sea: Is this sniper a cheat

Officially certified Mrs. Wen: How could my husband be shot by a passerby? !

Chanting in the Internet Cafe: A rookie is a rookie. Wen Yan has been a professional player for so many years. It is normal for him to have slow reactions as he gets older. It is time for him to retire.

d never ends: quit nm! Get out!!

The live broadcast room was instantly flooded with comments from both sides. Xue Lan was too lazy to watch them arguing and simply stopped paying attention to the comments.

"What the hell?! Dead?" The fat man's voice was full of joy: "Did we really beat the professional players? Eh, but then I'm the only one who died?"

"Fatty, you should be thankful that the girl has a healing gun in her hand, otherwise I don't think you would be able to get out of that building just now." The voice called Lao Qi teased with a smile.

As he spoke, he found a cover to take medicine: "We have to quickly destroy their base before this guy resurrects... What the hell??"

Before he could finish his words, Xue Lan heard gunshots again from the abandoned room, and Lao Qi's health bar instantly dropped to the bottom.

"There are three of them... No, four! The medic is alive and heading towards your building, be careful!"

Xue Lan's emotions also became tense.

Four people.

Although these four people are not professional players, they are real elites in high-level bureaus. If he had an assault rifle in his hand, he might be able to charge together with Duan Wenzheng... But now he has a medical gun that can only add blood and shield.

"Forty-seven seconds."

While Xue Lan was nervously thinking about his current situation, Duan Wenzheng's nonchalant voice came from the headset again.

He was talking about the number of seconds it would take for Wen Yan to be resurrected.

"That's enough."

"This..." He seemed to glance at Xue Lan's game ID, and the smile on his lips deepened: "Baby, replenish your blood."

His voice was very low, and a faint smile passed through the earphone, and Xue Lan's face instantly turned red.

It's not because of shyness.

Instead, I was so embarrassed that I wanted to make fun of myself.

babycandy, what the hell is this shameful ID?!

Just as he ran over, a bullet fired by Wen Yan grazed his armor, taking away 30% of his blood.

Xue Lan was reluctant to use his skills and hurriedly took some medicine. He found a blood-replenishing injection in his backpack and injected it into Duan Wenzhen without thinking.

As he moved, Duan Wenzheng's puzzled murmur was heard from the earphone.

The four opponents had already started to rush up the building, and the two of them were busy fighting them seriously.

Duan Wenzhen took position at the corner of the stairs and beat the four people who tried to rush up the stairs forcefully into a bloody mess. Seeing that the situation was not going well, they quickly retreated to one floor to replenish their blood.

This situation is not good.

The four of them wanted to force their way into the building relying on their numerical advantage, but now that they see the situation is not good, they will definitely try to delay time by retreating and spraying pesticides.

Xue Lan thought of Wen Yan's resurrection countdown, hesitated, and typed:

babycandy: Are there any spoilers

"Yeah." Duan Wenzheng's voice was still casual and hoarse.

Xue Lan immediately marked a point on the unfolded map.

babycandy: Throw it here.

Xue Lan was thinking whether he should explain why he threw the mine here, but he saw that Duan Wenzheng had already drawn the line and threw it directly down the stairs at a very tricky angle.

It was dropped near the point marked by Xue Lan.

Xue Lan also hurriedly pulled out the grenade and threw it down according to his prediction.

System prompt: reset successfully killed luxinyao [hand grenade]

System prompt: babycandy successfully killed twofer [hand grenade]

System prompt: babycandy successfully killed longtime211 [hand丨grenade]

System prompt: babycandy successfully killed jun0324 [hand丨grenade]

Xue Lan heaved a long sigh of relief when he saw the notification that the other four were wiped out.

“Fuck!” Xue Lan heard the fat man drop his headset, and then he seemed to get close to Duan Wenzheng’s microphone: “This girl is awesome!! Triple kill!!”

Duan Wenzheng's voice was filled with a hint of laughter. He casually marked the enemy base, turned over and jumped out of the window: "Base."

Xue Lan didn't expect that his prediction would allow him to pick up three kills. He quickly caught up with Duan Wenzheng and together they pushed down the enemy camp before the enemy was resurrected.

Looking at the victory notification that popped up on the screen, Xue Lan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It goes without saying that the barrage of comments on the side had already exploded. He took a glance and saw that it was indeed filled with piles of question marks and fans' "there are winners and losers in this game".

Now that the game is over, he finally has time to figure out how to shut down the live broadcast.

Finally, he could no longer see the barrage of comments filling the screen. He breathed a sigh of relief, but his eyes fell back to the game interface that had ended.

reset.

He thought afterward...

Why did he end up in this "Doomsday" novel, and how did he become the cross-dressing man "Xue Lan" who kept pestering the protagonist Wen Yan and always claimed that he had a "voice defect"

But, the game just now—

He would not remember it wrongly. At the end of that game, Wen Yan defeated Duan Wenzheng with an overwhelming advantage, and then notified the team manager to contact Duan Wenzheng for recruitment.

But now, the ending has changed.

Does that mean he doesn't have to care about the damn plot

But he remembered... At this time, the original owner seemed to have expressed his determination to become a professional player to his father. Then he climbed up from the youth training camp and finally joined LGW as a medic for Wen Yan, but later...

That being said…

Does he have a chance to... go pro

Xue Lan clenched the mouse in his hand. If he remembered correctly, the next plot should be...

As he was thinking, there was a knock on the door.

He hurriedly got up and opened the door. The person outside glanced at him with undisguised disgust in his eyes: "I have handed over your information to the youth training camp. If you want to join the club, you have to rely on your own efforts. Everything else depends on you!"

Following the visitor's gaze, Xue Lan realized that she was still wearing... a skirt.

He hurriedly pulled off the wig on his head. He rarely spoke on weekdays. At this moment, he rubbed his messy hair and said with a little unnaturalness:

"I will...try my best."

"Don't think I don't know what you're thinking. If you joined the club just for those crooked ideas, then give up the idea of playing professionally as soon as possible!"

Xue Lan lowered his head in embarrassment and did not answer.

"LGW is in need of a medic right now." Seeing that Xue Lan did not argue, the man's tone gradually softened. He snorted coldly and turned his eyes away: "If you really make it to the club, don't say you are my son!"