The Whole World Thinks I’m a Woman Disguised as a Man

Chapter 5: Take you to play against the computer

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reset accepted his friend request.

reset also invited him to play games together!!!

Xue Lan was obviously so excited that he almost jumped up from his gaming chair, but he had no expression on his face as he slowly moved the mouse to the team invitation and calmly pressed the accept button.

He wanted to greet Fatty and Old Seven calmly... but found that there were only Duan Wenzheng and himself in the team.

Xue Lan's breathing stagnated.

babycandy: Where are your friends

It was past midnight, and Duan Wenzheng had not turned off his microphone. He was in the private room, and Xue Lan could vaguely hear the distant and faint sounds of keyboards and conversations, very faint, even louder than Duan Wenzheng's occasional gentle breathing or the rubbing of clothes.

There was no noise. Xue Lan even subconsciously held his breath because of the silence.

"Not here." Duan Wenzheng didn't type, and asked directly: "Is there anyone else?"

Xue Lan then remembered that during this period, Duan Wenzheng ran away from home and stayed in an Internet cafe, and only later did he enter the youth training camp because of Wen Yan's words. The novel did not describe much of this period of time, but only hurriedly mentioned today's qualifying match, and then turned to the plot where the LGW manager tried to question Duan Wenzheng again but failed, and Wen Yan found him and took him away.

So during this time...

Does Duan Wenzhen live in the Internet cafe like this every day

Xue Lan felt inexplicably annoyed. For a man like Duan Wenzheng, he had always been looked up to by everyone, but now he had to live in a place like this until the youth training camp started

Xue Lan didn't say anything. Duan Wenzheng thought he didn't hear what he said, so he tapped on the keyboard and asked:

reset: Is there anyone else

Xue Lan quickly came back to his senses.

babycandy: No more.

Duan Wenzheng casually pressed the line.

He is currently ranked high, and queuing at this late hour seems particularly long and boring.

babycandy: I'm not good at playing the role of a medic. Will it be a burden to you

"Yeah." Duan Wenzheng responded unceremoniously: "But your awareness, routine operations and predictions are all good, so you won't be a burden."

His words were mixed with praise and criticism, but Xue Lan's mind was filled with his words "good awareness, routine operations and prediction".

He had never been praised like this before, and this was the person he admired the most.

The tips of his ears were stained with a hint of red. Even though his expression was calm at the moment, his fingertips sliding subconsciously on the mouse still revealed his current thoughts.

"Your calculations of the grenade were both very accurate. If the first time was a coincidence, you were able to kill someone the second time within the zero limit of the grenade... Can you tell the accuracy range of the grenade?"

The blush on Xue Lan's face gradually deepened. He typed his answers neatly, like a good student who was praised by the teacher.

babycandy: Not very accurate, just roughly.

Duan Wenzheng raised his eyebrows slightly: "Probably."

The low laugh coming from the headset made Xue Lan's face slightly hot. Fortunately, he finally got into the game. Xue Lan breathed a sigh of relief and began to compete seriously.

The medic profession has limitations, and victory or defeat often depends on whether teammates have their brains ready when the game starts, so he never had any expectations for this profession.

But my teammate is Duan Wenzheng...

He suddenly felt that such a job was not entirely without fun.

The two of them played round after round like this. Although Xue Lan was already sleepy, he still didn't want to go to bed.

He was following the queue in a daze. As the notification sounded for entering the map, he saw the message bar in the lower left corner of the screen filled with red words:

yeran001: babycandy? ? reset? Did you guys block wind together yesterday? ? This reset is a hack, right? Report it!!

The other party copied and pasted this message seven or eight times, so it was hard not to see it. Xue Lan didn't want to pay attention to it at first, but when he saw the second half of the sentence, his sleepiness disappeared and his relaxed brows slightly wrinkled.

babycandy: Do you know your weakness and are you looking for an excuse to lose in advance

Xue Lan originally didn't want to bother with these crazy fans of Wen Yan, but it didn't matter what they said. After all, the one chasing Wen Yan was the original owner, not him. He could pretend he didn't hear it, but what did this have to do with Duan Wen Zheng

yeran001: Yo, you are so lost because you got a cheat? If you are not bad at playing and you don't cheat, then why don't you become a professional player

Xue Lan's sleepiness was swept away. He had very few opportunities to communicate with others in the past, let alone quarrel. But he still held his breath and pounded on the keyboard, using the words he learned from watching the live broadcast before to fight back.

babycandy: What if we become professional players? Will you eat the keyboard during live streaming

Xue Lan is now using the original owner's main account. Duan Wenzheng usually brings Fatty and Lao Qi with him. His own ranking level has also entered the top 30 in the national server. Now the two have played for a whole night, and now his account has entered the top 100 in the entire server. The person on the opposite side is also ranked high. After Xue Lan finished speaking, he saw a passerby teammate say in the group that the person on the opposite side is broadcasting live.

As soon as Xue Lan sent this line of words, a very faint laugh came from the team voice chat again. His typing hand froze, and he realized that his elementary school quarrel was being seen by the person he admired the most.

Xue Lan's face suddenly turned red, his fingertips fixed on the keyboard, and the quarrelsome momentum just now was long gone.

But the enemy sent a mocking message again—

yeran001: Playing professionally, you? ? If you and this cheater go to play professionally, I will eat the keyboard during the live broadcast, but what if you don’t go?

The sound of Duan Wenzheng operating the keyboard could still be vaguely heard through the headset. Xue Lan typed and deleted the words with a red face, but ultimately did not send them out.

yeran001: You're still playing professionally, do you think you can just cling to someone who has a big leg to play professionally? You can't cheat when playing professionally.

yeran001: Let me put it this way. Why bother with keyboards? I am also a gentle and considerate person. If you two didn't go out to play professionally, you could just wear your short skirts and do some home dance to entertain us brothers.

yeran001: Why aren't you talking? Are you scared

Xue Lan finally couldn't stand it anymore.

babycandy: Get your keyboard ready.

Although Xue Lan had turned off the live broadcast a long time ago, the replay of Duan Wenzheng's sniping of Wen Yan was still uploaded to the Internet. Although he and Duan Wenzheng did not pay attention to it, after a day of fermentation, Wen Yan's fans and haters had already started to fight.

When the anchor named yeran001 saw that he was queued opposite Xue Lan, he immediately added Xue Lan's game ID to his live broadcast room. At this moment, the popularity of the live broadcast room had already been pushed to the top of the real-time list.

He looked at his popularity which was still rising and continued typing away in excitement and mockery.

But before he could finish his mocking words, the scene on the screen instantly turned black and white!

System prompt: reset successfully killed yeran001

He cursed inwardly, and quickly clicked on the death replay while saying to the audience watching the live broadcast: "This must be cheating! There is no way a professional team can recruit these two people. Brothers, just wait and see Babycandy dance! Everyone pay attention, and don't forget me when the time comes!"

Xue Lan looked at the system prompt that flashed in the game, and subconsciously looked at the person standing next to him in the game.

Duan Wenzheng put away his gun casually, as if nothing had happened, and asked casually: "Did you agree so easily? I never said I wanted to play professionally."

The blush on Xue Lan's face had not faded, but she stubbornly opened the private chat dialog box and typed a line of words without thinking.

babycandy: Even if I can't get into LGW, you can definitely get in.

Duan Wen Zheng didn't say anything. He stood at a corner on the roof, his eyes scanning the three necessary routes for the enemy to enter the battlefield on one side.

Xue Lan seemed to have some sense of something. He remembered that Duan Wenzheng had just shot the anchor in the head, and the two of them had not changed positions since then.

Could he be...

Xue Lan hurriedly shook his head. How could it be possible... He was just finding it hard to believe his crazy guess when the anchor had already run out of the resurrection point in the enemy camp.

Duan Wenzhen calmly raised his gun and shot him in the head.

System prompt: reset successfully killed yeran001

"… "

So... Duan Wenzheng really brought him here to block the resurrection point?! But it's not scientific. This game has just started not long ago. If they stay here...

"What are you standing there for? Let's go."

After Duan Wen Zheng finished speaking, he put away his gun, took him down the high point, and retreated to their own camp.

This map is Xue Lan’s favorite map, called Blue Smoke Wilderness.

The interlaced boulders in the wilderness are like dormant beasts, the silky blue smoke in the sky is like a dream, and the strong light from the energy center in the distance piercing the sky seems to be a ray of hope guiding travelers to the light.

The two of them evacuated before the enemy arrived. Duan Wenzhen observed the terrain and took him to quickly climb a huge rock not far away.

The location of this boulder…

Xue Lan followed him quietly and helped him add the buff.

Duan Wenzheng calmly clicked on the live broadcast, and the furious voice in the live broadcast instantly transmitted to Xue Lan's ears through the headset.

"What are you doing over there?! Can't you see that people are already blocking the door to your house?!"

"Are they all trash?! Go catch those two cheaters!"

"How did you guys get ranked? Don't you know how to provide support? They're blocking our doorsteps and we haven't changed our positions yet!"

The noisy voice in the headset continued. Xue Lan frowned slightly and turned the screen to see that the anchor and several teammates were heading towards the protruding boulder where they were just now.

Duan Wenzheng raised his gun and with a "bang", a figure among the group fell to the ground instantly.

System prompt: reset successfully killed yeran001

"..." As expected, he felt something was wrong just now. The location of the stone where they were at the moment was just the best place to snipe the huge stone that was hidden just now.

Xue Lan was not actually a person who would mind these unimportant people or things, but at this moment, when he saw Duan Wenzhen putting away the gun with a quick and decisive movement, his heart beat much faster than every time he hid in the quilt to secretly read a text.

At this moment, he felt his blood boiling so much that he only regretted that the gun in his hand was a medical gun and he could not fight his way out with Duan Wenzhen.

The anchor, who had been sniped three times in a row, was already furious. Duan Wenzheng lowered the volume of his microphone and said, "Let's go."

During the game, Duan Wenzheng did not continue to besiege the anchor, but instead cleared out the monsters that were refreshed at fixed points around the radiation source at the border of the wilderness, and obtained points and gold coins by removing the radiation source.

The host, who had been killed three times in a row, was already on high alert. When he saw the cleared radiation area in the scene, he rushed over with his teammates.

But when they arrived, Duan Wenzheng and Xue Lan had already rushed to the next radiation zone.

Duan Wenzheng cleaned up the third radiation zone. He glanced at the accessories on the gun and said with a smile, "Let's go. I'll take you to fight the AIs."