The Whole World Thinks I’m a Woman Disguised as a Man

Chapter 52: Exclusive to Jinjiang Literature City

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The phone rang tirelessly.

Duan Wenzhen's eyes fell on the caller ID and he picked up the phone indifferently.

"What is it?"

The person on the other end of the phone was stunned.

"Where's Xue Lan?"

"I'm next to you, but you're not awake yet. What happened?"

"..." Wen Yan recalled that they had spent the night together at the Internet cafe last night, and suppressed his anger: "Let Xue Lan answer the phone."

"Didn't you hear me?" Duan Wenzheng sneered, "He's sleeping. Just tell him if you have anything to say."

"..." Wen Yan gritted his teeth and said, "Let him come to LGW to discuss the specific contract matters."

Duan Wenzheng was not too surprised: "I can't go, let's go another day."

Wen Yan seemed to be unable to bear it any longer and asked in a low voice: "What do you mean?"

"I'm sick."

"Are you sick?" Wen Yan's voice unconsciously rose a little: "How could you be sick?"

"How did he get sick?" Duan Wenzheng said coldly, "I don't know who made him stand here for so long in such a cold weather yesterday."

"..." Wen Yan lowered his voice: "Are you guys in the Internet cafe? Come over..."

"No need, we are at his house now. As for the team, bring him with you when you go to register tomorrow, and the captain won't have to worry about it."

After saying that, he hung up the phone without waiting for Wen Yan to say anything else.

The world is pure.

When Xue Lan finished taking a shower and secretly peeked out of the bathroom, Duan Wenzheng was leaning against the head of the bed and listening to his cell phone.

Duan Wenzheng caught a glimpse of his sneaky look and found it funny. He waved his hand and said, "Come here and take the medicine."

Xue Lan heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that he had returned to normal. He walked to the bedside and obediently took the medicine.

Duan Wenzheng, who was standing by, had already turned on the live broadcast. The voice coming from the phone sounded familiar and harsh. Xue Lan immediately recognized it as the anchor from yesterday.

After Duan Wenzheng asked for the address yesterday, he took a picture of the keyboard. I don’t know if it’s gone now…

"LGW just announced the news of Meng Qi's retirement."

Xue Lan took a breath of cold air: "How fast?!"

"Well, the online sentiment is quite positive now. No one is asking about Wen Yan's reason for going to the youth training camp to be a coach." Duan Wenzheng looked at the child with a towel on his shoulders and wet hair on his head. "Wen Yan also said when the media asked Huo Ran if his most recognized player was Deng Ruiqiu that he thought you were the best attacker in the youth training camp."

Hearing this, Xue Lan's eyes sparkled with a bright light.

Although Wen Yan had expressed his praise for him before the end of the youth training, there is an essential difference between praise and... the best.

Xue Lan's heart was filled with excitement, but when he raised his eyes, he met Duan Wenzheng's unfriendly gaze.

"… "

Xue Lan hurriedly changed the subject with a serious expression: "What are you doing?"

"After this interview came out, the people in the youth training camp collectively attacked this anchor and asked him to fulfill his promise made two months ago. But..." Duan Wenzheng handed him the phone and walked to the bathroom, "They probably didn't expect that this anchor would be so shameless. He took advantage of the crowd and started a live broadcast without caring whether they were scolding him or not, saying that... he wanted to open the gift live."

"..." Xue Lan stared at Duan Wenzheng's mobile phone screen in silence.

He was originally wondering why the things he took last night were already gone today, but what he never expected was...

Behind the anchor, there was a pile of unopened express boxes placed in a solemn manner.

This anchor has so many fans? !

Xue Lan glanced at the barrage suspiciously, and sure enough, all that came out of the barrage were:

I'm obsessed with this couple: Someone actually bullied Lanlan just to get Yanshen's attention!! Did they succeed?!

Holding high the banner of Lan Yan: I was wondering why Wind suddenly responded! ! It turned out that it was because someone bullied our Lan Lan! !

Lan Yanszd: The anchor should apologize quickly!!

The Internet strikes hard: The host can now arrange to eat the keyboard as he promised!

What's interesting about this anchor is that he has excellent management skills. Although he didn't look very comfortable with the barrage of comments on the screen, he pretended to be indifferent and patted the piles of express boxes around him.

"Today I received a lot of gifts from fans, so I'm going to do a live unboxing for everyone!"

"Thank you fans for your continued support! I am very touched to receive so many gifts!"

Looking at the unrelated live broadcast content and barrage content, I suddenly felt that I should learn more from this anchor's shameless spirit.

Xue Lan was feeling speechless when he was suddenly pushed to sit on the edge of the bed by the person next to him.

He subconsciously tried to stand up, but Duan Wenzheng held his shoulders.

"You don't even dry your hair, do you want to have a fever again?" He said naturally and picked up the towel that Xue Lan casually put on his shoulders to help him wipe his hair.

Xue Lan held the phone in his hand and glanced secretly at the person in front of him who was moving gently and attentively.

Seeing that he seemed to have noticed and lowered his eyes to look at her, Xue Lan pretended nothing had happened and continued the live broadcast.

The host picked up the first larger package.

"Which fan sent this?" the anchor asked casually, but he didn't want to get an answer from the live broadcast, because now the screen was full of Wen Yan's LGW team fans, Wen Yan fans and strange CP fans who came after hearing the news. The barrage had already been conquered, and even if someone answered, it would be impossible to be answered in such a dense barrage.

So he opened the express box after he said that, but the smile on his lips froze instantly.

Under the pressure-proof layer of the courier box, because he opened it without any precautions, what was revealed to everyone on the live broadcast was a brand new... keyboard!!!

An overwhelming burst of “Hahahahahahahaha” instantly broke out in the barrage, and people were saying that this anchor was pretending to be innocent, but unexpectedly someone sneaked in. Even the fan gift was a keyboard to remind him to fulfill his promise to “eat the keyboard”.

The anchor quickly closed the express box again.

"Thank you to this fan, I have always liked this keyboard! Now I have it, now I have it... Let's open a fan gift."

He adjusted his facial expression and scanned the pile of parcels, finally landing on a smaller parcel box. He continued to ignore the "Eat Keyboard" reminder on the screen and opened the parcel again.

But when the package was opened, the expression he had managed to put together collapsed again—

This smaller courier is also a keyboard.

The kind without number keys.

There was a note attached next to it: Forgive me for being poor, 87 keys saves money, but the taste is the same.

"..." Xue Lan couldn't help laughing as he watched the anchor tear up the note like crazy.

"Did you give it to me?" Duan Wenzheng asked.

Xue Lan shook his head: "These two keyboards are too expensive. I won't buy such expensive keyboards..."

"Oh?" Duan Wenzheng grasped the essence: "So you gave a cheap one?"

"..." Xue Lan choked and pretended not to hear what he said.

In a blink of an eye, the anchor had already opened the third package. This time, it turned out to be an obviously worn-out... Internet cafe keyboard?! The anchor sat dejectedly in front of the live broadcast screen, unpacking the other packages as if he didn't believe in evil.

All of them are keyboards.

Lanyanszd: Host, you can choose which keyboard to eat.

The Eternal God: Hahahaha, in my lifetime, I can actually see a scene where just when I want to eat the keyboard, someone will bring the keyboard to my mouth

d Rufeng: Eat the keyboard, eat the keyboard, eat the keyboard. If you don’t want to eat it, don’t do live streaming anymore, you are deceiving the live streaming users!

For a moment, the live broadcast room was once again overwhelmed by the sound of "eating the keyboard". He could no longer ignore these remarks and hugged his head as if he was in a state of collapse.

"You are wrong. You admit that Xue Lan played well. You shouldn't look down on others. You should apologize to him."

Soon, someone in the barrage was replying, "What's the use of apologizing?" and "Where did you say you would eat the keyboard?"

The anchor's eyes were red, and he looked pitiful: "I've already apologized, are you really going to make me eat the keyboard? How can I eat it? Will it kill me?"

"Forgive others when you can. Everyone wants to make a living." He became more and more emotional as he spoke: "If she eats it and dies, you will all be murderers! With Xue Lan, she can't escape either!!"

Xue Lan was once again speechless at the host's sudden change of expression, and indeed did not believe that his threat to commit suicide would be true.

But what can be done? Even if the other party takes out the keyboard and bites it, it will not cause any substantial harm. If Xue Lan says anything at this moment, I am afraid he will also say that he is petty and always has ten thousand reasons to shirk right and wrong.

Xue Lan himself didn't want to delve into the matter any further.

He took a long breath, and raised his head to ask, as if to find a new topic: "Which one did you give? It can't be that... Internet cafe keyboard, right?"

"How could he be so tasteless?" Duan Wenzheng sneered disdainfully, "It was sent by Zhou Qing. Yesterday, a keyboard in the Internet cafe broke and the owner was going to throw it away, so he took it away."

But—Didn’t Zhou Qing leave before they played the game with the anchor

"So you asked for the address for Zhou Qing? But..."

“Not entirely.”

But that's not right.

Zhou Xiqing had never really liked her. Although she hadn't said anything to Wen Yan the last time Zhou Xiqing mistakenly thought that she had secretly taken photos of herself and Wen Yan and spread rumors, Xue Lan still felt that in Zhou Xiqing's eyes, she was just a love-brained person, and she was insidious and cunning and pestered Wen Yan...

Why would he send a keyboard to that anchor

Xue Lan suddenly realized: Yes, the anchor cursed him and Duan Wenzheng together, so it was natural for Zhou Qing to help Duan Wenzheng, his childhood friend.

"There's nothing in this keyboard of yours?" Xue Lan asked Duan Wenzheng again in bewilderment: "So, what did you send to that anchor?"

Duan Wenzheng sat down beside him calmly.

As his side sank, Xue Lan leaned to the side, subconsciously trying to distance himself from the opponent.

Duan Wenzheng put the towel over his head again, held his head as he tried to escape, and pulled him back: "You haven't wiped it dry yet, why are you hiding?"

At this moment, a hurried doorbell rang in the live broadcast room.

"We have your urgent delivery in the city! Open the door!"

The anchor stood up angrily after hearing the comment "You have a new keyboard, please check it out", walked to the door, opened it and was about to scold, but he caught a glimpse of the flash deliveryman holding a small box in his hand.