The Whole World Thinks I’m a Woman Disguised as a Man

Chapter 53: Exclusive to Jinjiang Literature City (contains red envelope)

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Yeran swore that he had been playing games since he was a child and had been a game anchor for many years.

He had never thought that the small square box in front of him could fit a keyboard, so he carried the small box, which was about two centimeters long and two centimeters wide, to his seat with a worried look on his face.

There were also some strange sounds in the barrage—

dwindwin: This doesn't look like a keyboard at all.

Lan Yan is really: No way, this anchor also has real fans

I don’t know if these comments gave the anchor some confidence. He remembered the sincere attitude of seven7 yesterday…

Maybe those things were sent over during the chaos, and this is the gift for his loyal fans

"What did you give me?" Xue Lan tilted his head to look at the person beside him. He began to be really curious about what Duan Wenzheng had given him: "What was it?"

Duan Wenzheng looked at the struggling anchor: "A question about being kind."

"…?"

"So that he can stop eating the keyboard."

"???"

The anchor struggled for a long time, and finally made up his mind.

‌The gift box is opened.

The comments in the comments gradually quieted down, and everyone seemed to be more curious about this thing that didn't look like a keyboard.

The anchor took off the lid of the box with great anticipation and was stunned.

The gift box contained a pink little skirt with very little fabric, and many places were just connected by black silk screens. It also came with a pair of handcuffs and a strange little whip. No matter how you looked at it, it was... quite interesting.

While everyone was staring at the dress in the live broadcast, someone noticed that there was a card attached to the dress.

Alice's sex toys store makes women shine and men obsessed every night! Delivered within one hour in the whole city, 24 hours non-stop delivery, escorting you closely at all times of love! !

“…” The host stood there without any reaction for a long time.

After a moment of silence, the barrage area finally erupted in an instant—

Is Faith: Damn, I suddenly remembered that the anchor originally said that if Lan Baby loses, she has to wear a skirt and dance. So if the anchor doesn’t want to eat the keyboard, she can also dance in a skirt…

Lan is Yan's little darling: Although I think it might be very irritating to the eyes, I actually kind of want to watch it.

Lan Zheng is so sweet: Put it on quickly, haha. This is a gift sent to me by a fan. “Men all like it.”

Lan Yan szd: Sure enough, all men like it... But no one will like it if they don't accept gifts, there's nothing wrong with it, hahahaha

d is the eternal god: If you don't eat the keyboard, you will die, but you can always dance, right? ? If you are willing to accept the loss, you are a man and you can't afford to lose.

Little Coffee Table: If you are a man, you should accept defeat and not be unable to afford it.

Xue Lan looked at the host on the screen whose face had turned green. Although it was not good, he actually found it a little funny.

He looked at the words "If you are willing to admit defeat, be a man and don't be unable to accept defeat" floating all over the screen, then turned to look at Duan Wenzhen who was concentrating on studying the great cause of "how to dry hair" beside him.

"Can he really dance?"

"There are two paths, one is to eat keyboards and the other is to jump. Now he is considered half a LGW man. If he doesn't choose one of them, those fans will not let him go easily."

Xue Lan turned his gaze to the screen again. Now it was just as Duan Wenzheng had said. He now had some... weird fans. There were also many LGW team fans who were speaking up for him.

Sure enough, later on, the anchor seemed to have made some kind of decision. He stood up tremblingly and walked out of the screen. It seemed that he was going to change clothes.

Duan Wenzhen really added an option for him.

But why does Xue Lan always feel that things won’t be that simple

When Xue Lan thought about this, his eyes unconsciously glanced at the person beside him.

Duan Wenzheng noticed his gaze, and when he turned away out of guilt for being caught peeping, Duan Wenzheng took advantage of the opportunity to wipe his hair and turned the little head back to face him.

"Why are you hiding? I'm not that stingy. I'm not that mean. You can just look at me if you want."

"..." Xue Lan glanced at him and took the opportunity to ask, "Do you really just want to watch him dance?"

"Who wants to see him dance?" Duan Wenzheng raised his eyebrows: "Even if he dances, it depends on who dances, right? If it's him, I'd be very happy to watch it."

“…” The chat ended.

Xue Lan pulled out a towel, interrupting his attempt to dry his hair under the pretext of drying it, and took the opportunity to flatten someone.

"Oh, it's not dried yet."

Xue Lan would not believe his nonsense. He rolled to the side, leaned against the head of the bed and continued to watch the live broadcast on his phone.

Duan Wenzheng sat down beside him. Seeing that his fever had gone down but his cold had not healed, he pulled the quilt over him and covered him again: "Can you let me see?"

Xue Lan turned around upon hearing this and turned his back towards him.

"Hey, if I remember correctly, isn't this my cell phone?"

"..." Xue Lan then reluctantly turned around and placed his cell phone between the two of them.

The anchor had just changed his clothes at this time, and adjusted the position of the camera amidst the rustling sounds. After hesitating for a long time, he finally walked into the screen.

Xue Lan instantly felt as if his eyes had suffered tons of damage.

The gauze at the hem of the skirt, which originally carried an ambiguous atmosphere, was now tightly tied to the host's body, and the fat that was originally hidden under the clothes was now bulging out.

"I am willing to admit defeat and perform a home dance for everyone. Thank you all for your support! I have made such a great sacrifice, please give me some small gifts!!"

Just when Xue Lan felt that he was going blind, the anchor actually imitated someone he had seen from somewhere and stuck out her butt, then gave the live camera what she thought was a very seductive wink.

He then started to wave his arms and legs, and performed a weird dance that he had learned from somewhere...

There is no courtesy in the live broadcast, only rotten eggs and…

d is God: If I am guilty... I will report it.

Lan Yan szd: Please give me a pair of eyes that have never seen this, I have reported it

Wait for me: Fuck!! Playing in the cold will cause x dysfunction, right? Reported!!

Lan Se Yan Di: Yue~ I'll spit first!! I'm going to go see my baby Lan, wash your eyes, bye 886

"..." Xue Lan pressed his forehead, feeling like he was about to vomit out yesterday's leftover meal.

"Children should not watch such disgusting things." Duan Wenzhen took the phone casually and clicked the report button naturally.

"… "

Xue Lan looked at his smooth work and the reports that had just filled the screen, and suddenly felt...

"Did you want to report him from the beginning?"

"Of course." Duan Wenzheng looked at the message that his live broadcast room had been permanently suspended due to "pornography and vulgarity" after being reported by the screen, and sneered as he threw his phone aside: "If I don't report it, will I keep him for the New Year?"

"..." Xue Lan looked at the people around him with horror, and suddenly felt that if it was him who provoked Duan Wenzheng, and it was because of Duan Wenzheng's beloved Wen Yan - then he would definitely be more miserable than this anchor! !

Thinking of this, Xue Lan hurriedly rolled himself into the quilt, trying to reduce his presence.

Duan Wenzheng looked at the kid beside him who suddenly started to "roll sushi" and pulled the corner of the quilt with amusement: "What are you doing?"

"I'm sleepy." Xue Lan pulled the quilt tighter: "I'll sleep a little longer."

"Okay." Duan Wenzheng casually lay down beside him: "Then give me some of the quilt."

Xue Lan shook his head hurriedly.

"If I catch a cold..."

Xue Lan reluctantly lifted the corner of the quilt slightly, and Duan Wenzheng naturally squeezed in again.

"Yesterday, you asked me if I would be kicked out of the team."

Duan Wenzheng's sudden whisper made Xue Lan look up in surprise. Did he actually ask such a question yesterday? He must have been confused due to the fever. He hoped that Duan Wenzheng would quickly forget what strange words he had said.

"I'm afraid you don't remember what I said yesterday." Duan Wenzheng said stubbornly, "I'll answer it again today."

"… "

Duan Wen Zheng stretched out his hand and placed it on the cheeks in front of him, which felt extremely soft, and then pinched them hard!

"?!" Xue Lan was in so much pain that she quickly pushed his hand away: "It hurts!"

"This kid, if I know you're thinking about these messy things again..." Duan Wenzheng loosened his grip slightly and said, "I won't care even if you cry out in pain again."

Xue Lan rubbed his red face and secretly glared at the moody person in front of him.

But he remembered that he was the one who took care of himself when he had a fever yesterday.

The anger in my heart gradually disappeared.

"Wen Yan called just now." Duan Wenzheng glanced at the little ghost who was holding his face and thinking about something without leaving a trace. Seeing that he didn't react, he continued: "Let you report to LGW."

Xue Lan immediately jumped up upon hearing this: "What? Now?"

"What's the hurry?" Duan Wenzheng sneered, "Who just felt sleepy? Let's sleep for a while."

Xue Lan didn't care what he said and jumped out of bed to change clothes.

"I'm sick, so I'll go tomorrow."

"No." Xue Lan refused without hesitation: "What if he changes his mind tomorrow?"

"... That's not the case." Duan Wenzheng leaned against the bed and looked at him busying about: "Your cold won't heal yet, take a day off and go again tomorrow."

At this moment, Xue Lan's cell phone rang again. Xue Lan, who was busy packing up, stopped what he was doing.

Duan Wenzheng glanced at his phone.

"Su Yiyu."

Xue Lan packed up his things happily and asked without any precautions, "What did he do?"

Duan Wenzheng was in a good mood. He opened his phone and took a look. Before Su Yiyu sent the message, many people had sent messages to congratulate Xue Lan on entering LGW.

And Su Yiyu said that the one was—

su: Lanlan! Congratulations on joining LGW! ! Have you seen the live broadcast? That anchor was banned permanently by the platform! It's really satisfying! He actually danced that weird dance in the live broadcast... Don't dress weirdly! Do you want to see it? I'll send it to you

Duan Wenzheng looked at this passage with an indifferent expression and typed a reply silently.

After sending the good news, he put his phone back where it was.

"He congratulated me and wanted to send me the anchor's video, but I rejected it on my behalf."

Xue Lan raised his head in a daze, thinking of the anchor's devil dance, and nodded quickly: "Okay, okay."

Duan Wenzheng sat leaning against the bed.

The phone he placed on the table was silent, without any response.

He looked out the window at the quiet afternoon leisurely, and suddenly began to look forward to starting his team life soon.

It was already evening when Xue Lan and Duan Wenzheng arrived at LGW. Xie Zhinian was in charge of receiving Xue Lan.

"You really surprised me." Xie Zhinian said as if he was chatting with an old friend: "In fact, Boss Xue greeted me before and mentioned that you went to the youth training camp, but at that time I thought you were going to play a medic."

"Don't worry, playing as an attacker is a decision I made after careful consideration. I will take every game seriously and be responsible for LGW and my own career."

"There is one thing." Xie Zhinian nodded and said calmly, "Guan Xiao has signed a contract with the club. Boss Xue will wait for him to come, and he will come to sign it with him in person."

"good."

Xue Lan did not have too many doubts. At this time, Xue Lan's father did not believe that Xue Lan wanted to play the game seriously. He was currently abroad, so he would naturally wait until after he went abroad to see Xue Lan's performance before making a decision.

After all, his unreliable son had given him too many "surprises" before. In the original text, "Xue Lan" was kicked out of the team during the probation period without signing a contract privately.

What he had to do now was to try his best to pass the assessment set by Xue's father before the competition.

Xie Zhinian was quite surprised by his attitude, and nodded approvingly, "You know that the reason you were able to join LGW this time was because of Wen Yan's efforts, right? He was also the one who requested that the news of your joining the club be announced as soon as possible. Otherwise, we actually planned to wait a while before announcing it, after all, Meng Qi just announced his retirement."

Xue Lan was stunned.

Even though Wen Yan had tacitly agreed to let him join LGW, and Xue Lan had also received Wen Yan's praise, she had never thought that Wen Yan would speak for her about joining LGW.

"I believe in Wen Yan's judgment, and I hope you won't let him down." Xie Zhinian said pertinently, "By the way, Boss Xue has something for me to tell you."

Xue Lan recalled the day when he asked his father if he could come to watch his game, and he unconsciously felt nervous and expectant as he watched Xie Zhinian.

"He hopes you won't mention your relationship with him to anyone before he comes."

Xue Lan subconsciously clenched his sleeves when he heard this, and said nothing.

After the two finished their conversation, Xue Lan immediately saw Wen Yan and Duan Wenzheng standing in the hall waiting for him. He waved at them, but Wen Yan turned his eyes away as if he hadn't seen them.

Xie Zhinian brought him to the two of them, his eyes sweeping over the two people carrying suitcases beside Duan Wenzheng.

"Since Meng Qi announced his retirement today, there are some related procedures that have not been completed, so there are no extra rooms for Exist for the time being." Xie Zhinian smiled and glanced at the two people in front of him: "So the two of you..."

"It's okay." Duan Wenzheng naturally put his arm around Xue Lan's shoulders after hearing this: "He and I are in the same room."

Wen Yan froze when he turned his eyes away.

"no."