The Wife Wants A Divorce Every day

Chapter 35

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"You can change the sound. There are ten different sounds in the system for you to choose. As for quarreling..." the robot showed a tangled expression: "Although I have a rich reserve of knowledge, I have never practiced it, and I don't know how to quarrel." The one who doesn’t argue wins.”

Xi Heming snapped his fingers: "Change my voice first. You are not allowed to speak in Jiang Xiaoyi's voice from now on. From now on, your gender is male."

The robot switched in one second, and when it spoke again, it had automatically switched to a slightly hoarse magnetic man's voice: "Okay, Master, the voice change is complete, are you satisfied?"

A layer of goosebumps instantly appeared on Jiang Wanwan's arms, and her happy eyes narrowed: "This voice is so soothing, I like it!"

Xi Heming chuckled and curled his lips disdainfully: "Nymphomaniac."

"You are jealous!" Jiang Wanwan rolled her eyes at him: "Your voice is cold. You only hum and hum all day long. Naturally, you cannot appreciate the beauty of this kind of gentle and magnetic male voice."

"Ha~~" Xi Heming sneered, turned around and turned against the robot: "It doesn't sound good!"

The robot felt Xi Heming's anger, and instantly changed to a fresh and energetic young voice: "Did the voice just now conflict with the master's personality? Are you satisfied with this voice?"

Before Xi Heming could speak, Jiang Wanwan nodded repeatedly: "This boy's voice is so smooth, I like it."

The robot immediately showed a shy expression, Xi Heming reached out and poked the screen, and ordered expressionlessly: "I don't like it, change it to a boy!"

The robot glanced towards Jiang Wanwan, and Xi Heming took a step to the side, blocking the robot's sight completely: "I am your master."

The robot blinked and changed into a cute childish voice very aware of current affairs: "He is indeed my master, he is as handsome as me."

Xi Heming curled his lips in disgust: "Look at your big head, how dare you say you are handsome? Have you never looked in the mirror?"

The robot hesitated for a moment and showed a puzzled expression: "Master asked me if I would quarrel before. Does he want me to quarrel with you? Can I reply now?"

"No!" Xi Heming roared angrily. Jiang Wanwan laughed uncontrollably behind him and shed tears: "Xi Heming, you are a famous CEO after all, why do you always have trouble getting along with robots? This will make you look like You’re childish, you know that?”

Xi Heming took a deep breath and returned to his usual cold expression. He put his pockets in his hands and looked down at the robot: "You are my robot. Do you know that you will quarrel with anyone who quarrels with me in the future? You want to stand with me. On the same front!”

"Oh!" Although the robot agreed, the expression on the screen was confused, obviously not understanding what Xi Heming was talking about.

Xi Heming looked at the screen and asked Jiang Wanwan unhappily: "Why do I think this one is not as smart as your Jiang Xiaoyi? You won't give me a low-end version, right?"

Jiang Wanwan covered her lips with her fist and chuckled: "Functionally speaking, there is no difference between the two robots. Programmatically speaking, before various programs are installed on other robots, we will test run them on Jiang Xiaoyi for a period of time." Time. Now Jiang Xiaoyi has a few more programs than this batch of factory robots, but it does not affect the ability to respond to dialogue and thinking. "

Xi Heming frowned in disapproval: "I still think he's not smart enough."

The robot looked at Xi Heming, almost crying with grievance. He turned around and slid directly in front of the wall, looking like he was autistic with tears in his eyes.

Xi Heming: "..."

Suddenly I felt like I was bullying a child, and I felt a little guilty for no reason.

Jiang Wanwan glared at him, ran over quickly, and touched the robot's head: "It's okay, sister will help you connect to the Internet. After you get connected to the Internet, you can absorb a lot of knowledge, and you will become smarter and smarter."

The robot nodded aggrievedly, and the eyes on the screen shone brightly: "Sister, you are so kind!"

Seeing that his robot was about to be coaxed away by Jiang Wanwan, Xi Heming couldn't help but walked over with long legs: "I just said how could my Xi Xiaoer be stupider than Jiang Xiaoyi? It turns out that the reason is that he is not connected to the Internet."

This time the robot captured the key word extremely keenly: "Who is Xi Xiaoer?"

"It's you!" Xi Heming patted his head and said very seriously: "From now on, you will be called Xi Xiaoer."

Xi Xiaoer, who was named, pouted and looked like he was about to cry: "Although I may not be particularly smart, I think this name is really not pleasant."

"That sounds good!" Xi Heming opened his eyes and told lies: "The robot that is smarter than you is called Jiang Xiaoyi. Do you think your names are similar?"

Xi Xiaoer nodded confusedly: "But why is her surname Jiang and my surname Xi?"

"Because my surname is Xi!" Xi Heming looked at him condescendingly and warned him very seriously: "You will call me brother from now on, do you understand?"

"I got it!" Xi Xiaoer showed a cute smile and called sweetly: "Brother!"

Xi Heming said with satisfaction: "I will give you a few websites later, and you can supplement your knowledge. In time, you will definitely surpass Jiang Xiaoyi and become the smartest robot."

Xi Xiaoer nodded solemnly: "Yes, surpass Jiang Xiaoyi and become the smartest robot."

Well, the two robots haven't met yet, Liangzi has formed a relationship first.

Jiang Wanwan wordlessly poked Xi Heming's shoulder: "Brother, I said you are a very business-savvy CEO. Can you not do such childish things in private? Didn't you have a childhood before? Put aside your childlike innocence Released on the robot.”

Xi Heming looked at the slender and white finger poking at it. For some reason, he didn't feel disgusted. Instead, he felt that his depressed mood in the past few days instantly relaxed.

Xi Heming allowed Jiang Wanwan to poke him a few times before replying calmly: "It sounds like you are so mature. I don't know why your nose bleeds as soon as you see my abdominal muscles."

The history of shame was revealed again, and Jiang Wanwan retorted not to be outdone: "This is just a sign of my maturity. In addition, I got a nosebleed from my abdominal muscles, not you. If these abdominal muscles were replaced by any man, I would You can even get a nosebleed."

Xi Heming felt that the haze that had just dispersed from his heart came back overwhelmingly. He glanced at Jiang Wanwan and sneered angrily: "It depends on whether others are worthy of my abs. Meng Yuming from your technical department is exhausted. You can’t even develop abdominal muscles like mine.”

Jiang Wanwan was stunned: "What does this have to do with Meng Yuming?"

Her technical manager is too unfair. Honestly, he can get away with writing code in the company. Who is he provoking

Xi Heming didn't know why he felt unhappy with Meng Yuming, but he didn't want to make it too clear in front of Jiang Wanwan, so he snorted arrogantly.

Jiang Wanwan thought about it in confusion, and then said with sudden realization: "You can't be targeting him because he rejected the offer from your Xi's Group and accepted my invitation to work at Jiangcheng Technology instead, right?"

"You think too much!" Xi Heming sneered: "He's just a technician, not an executive. Will I take it to heart?"

"Yes! Because that's the kind of person you are!" Jiang Wanwan added at the end: "Narrow-minded!"

Xi Heming: "Humph!"

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Xi Xiaoer quickly browsed and recorded the websites Xi Heming asked him to read while quarreling with each other. After Jiang Wanwan and Xi Heming took care of business again, it was soon after get off work time.

After Jiang Wanwan went to work at Xi's Group every afternoon, Xi Heming always took Jiang Wanwan to get off work on time. The two usually take the exclusive elevator down to the garage together, then drive away in their own cars. After driving their cars to the community garage, they take the same elevator home.

Today is different from the past. There was Xi Xiaoer in the exclusive elevator. Xi Heming put his hands in his pockets and looked at Xi Xiaoer thoughtfully. After the two of them arrived at the garage below, Xi Heming suddenly said: "Put Jiang Xiaoyi tonight Take it home too.”

Jiang Wanwan knew what he was planning as soon as she heard it, and she laughed angrily at him: "Are you just so impatient to watch the two robots fight?"

"That's not true." Xi Heming touched Xi Xiaoer's head with a superior expression: "It's just to communicate with each other, and let Xi Xiaoer and Jiang Xiaoyi learn what it means to be eloquent."

Jiang Wanwan: Haha, I’ll satisfy you!