The Woman who Became the “Male” God

Chapter 117: Crazy Man's Hall

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The website of the mental hospital was finally designed, and An Xian conducted the final test. The result was that he was stuck in it until he climbed out the next day. She was the first to register an account and named her "Dean 000".

Managers keep up with the dean’s pace, and the account names are highly unified, Xiang Fei—Technology 001, Bai Houchu—Marketing 002, Qiao Yuli—Organization 003, Ji Jingze—Medicine 004…

Then the patient's painting style also changed: chopsticks 019, slippers 022, tea cups 025, potatoes 026, fish heads 033, cucumbers 038...

Dean An Xian, who accidentally leads the trend: "..."

Anxian is very satisfied with his website, and with the mentality that being alone is not as good as everyone's music, he decided to put the website in the world of flowers and invite pollen to "visit and guide".

Since the leader of the alliance has always been in the dark lately, the pollen people are so busy that they are so tired. When they saw this website, they naturally touched it without even thinking about it. Then, without exception, they all fell into it.

As a loyal fan of the leader, Starling was the first group of people to enter the website. When you open the webpage, the first thing that appears is a high-end, high-grade black page. The five characters of "Tracing the Source Madman's Hall" blow on the page like a whirlwind. With the whistling sound effect, it really looks like that.

However, why is the website of a mental hospital so cool

Myna murmured secretly, and then his eyes fell on the three connection boxes below the madman's hall.

[Fool's Edition], [Mortal Edition (unlocked)], [Godman Version (unlocked)]

There are actually three versions, two of which are unlocked, and visitors can only enter the [Fool's Edition] at present.

Starling with curiosity, clicked on the [Fool's Edition], and a thick and majestic voice immediately came from his ears: [Mediocre people, come and accept the test of funny! Open Yumu's head, use his pitiful wisdom, and prove that he is a qualified fool. ], and then a "Please register" prompt box pops up.

Starling: "..." I really want to shake my head and leave, but for the sake of the alliance leader, let's reluctantly register.

The starling filled in the basic information as required, and then submitted the application. This time, Mengmeng's system voice sounded: [Complete the ten test questions to become a junior user of the lunatic asylum. Come on, Sao Nian.]

Starling: Why do you need to test this? !

A dialog box pops up on the page: [Question 1: 1+1=?]

Myna breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out to be such a primary school topic.

He chose "2" without hesitation.

System: [Congratulations, myna, you answered correctly, please make persistent efforts.]

[Question 2: There are 30 women, 13 elderly people (regardless of gender), 21 under 16 years old (regardless of gender), 7 long-haired men, and 25 long-haired women. , How many patients are there in the madhouse?]

Confused starling: "..."

Damn, jump from simple mode to hell mode at once, can you still have a good time!

System: [The problem-solving time is 3 minutes, be careful not to overtime~~]

Only three minutes!

Starling quickly went online for help: [Encountered a problem and urgently asked for an answer! A reward of 300 gold coins is offered! 2 minutes time limit.]

There are a lot of idle people on the Internet. As soon as the help thread was posted, someone immediately followed it, but most of them were nonsense replies that were useless.

How can you get the correct answer in just two minutes

Eventually, Starling's time runs out and the test fails.

System: [The answer is: 211. You are so stupid, you can't do such a simple topic.]

Starling: Is this still called "simple"? Why don't you go to heaven!

System: [Before registering in this hospital, I didn't even know how to understand the basic situation of this hospital, the number of patients, and the information.]

"..." Ma Dan felt that his IQ was greatly ridiculed.

Starling gritted his teeth, cleaned up his mood, and started again!

[Question 1: The uncle has a total of 7 sons, and each of these 7 sons has a younger sister. So, how many children does the uncle have?]

Starling sneered: 8.

System: [Answer is correct, sprinkle flowers~~]

[Question 2: What are cloth and paper afraid of?]

Why should I know what they are afraid of

The starling whose IQ has dropped decisively posted a message for help. This time, he was lucky to get the answer: 10,000 and 10,000.

The starling asked, "Why?"

Re: cloth (not) afraid of 10,000, paper (only) afraid of just in case.

Starling: … Well, you win.

Next, the third question is a simple math question, and the fourth question becomes a super difficult chemical equation.

Starling was tossed about by the topic and wanted to die. He tried to smash the screen and smashed the chair many times, and finally relied on strong willpower to hold back. After failing 40 times, he finally finished the test.

When the voice of "Congratulations to Mynah, you successfully registered as a junior user of the Tracing Crazy House" sounded in my ears, Mynah almost burst into tears, and a sad and satisfying sense of accomplishment emerged spontaneously.

After spending five or six hours to get the title of "junior fool", the starling couldn't help but feel sorry for himself: I just found out today that I am a fool!

Wiping his face, the starling is ready to take a good look at this madman's house with the mentality of finding fault. As a result, as soon as the mall was opened, a big gift package appeared on the screen, followed by a cheerful voice from the system: [Congratulations, Myna, for becoming the 7th user to successfully register in this hospital, and rewarding the newcomer with a gift package: Flash tail peripheral set (×1 ).]

The starling was stunned at first, then ecstatic, jumped up from the chair suddenly, raised his arms and shouted: "The leader of the alliance is mighty!" The grievances of the previous few hours were swept away.

So far, only 7 people have successfully registered, and myna is full of superiority. I can't help but go to the forum to post a show off, and share a screenshot of the gift package I got to share with other pollen.

[Ah, it seems to be! ! !]

[Fuck, fuck, fuck, it's been 5 hours, and I haven't registered yet!]

[Is the alliance leader opening a lunatic asylum or an elite hall? Do not bring such tossing people!]

[I don't believe it. With my IQ, I can't even get into a lunatic asylum.]

[Ah, my little violent temper is about to explode!]

[Seeking strategies, seeking answers.]

[Give up upstairs, I tried 50 times in a row, but I didn't encounter a duplicate question. I seriously suspect that there is a group of perverts behind the website, and the question bank is being updated at any time.]

[It's not so cruel, is it? !]

[The person who really gave the questions kneels. These questions cover almost all types of questions in ancient and modern China and abroad, from the simplest elementary school mathematics to advanced molecular formulas. From the mentally retarded fill in the sentence, to the brain teaser of the fool. The system also pops up from time to time to put a taunt, 10,000 crit points.]

[Hehe, friends, this is just the "Fool's Edition", don't forget, there are still "Mortal Edition" and "Godman Edition" that have not been unlocked.]

[… Suddenly I felt that I had been blind for more than twenty years.]

The pollen forum was overrun by a group of irritable people. After the successful fools posted the screenshots of the madman's hall, everyone was even more angry and vowed to complete the test and become a qualified fool!

It's a battle of IQ!

He Rin, who was far abroad, also participated in the test and pulled the whole team together. In the end, he failed ten times before registering successfully.

The website is divided into several sections such as mall, crowdfunding, live broadcast, video, graphic, forum, and personal space. The mall mainly sells works of cute objects around the world of flowers and patients' works. The graphic section is a platform for free creation of text and paintings. Live broadcasts, videos and forums are not very popular yet, but their personal space has already settled in more than 40 mental patients. All of them have a clear style of painting, strange thinking, and subvert mainstream values in minutes.

The fools who have successfully registered are deeply immersed in it and cannot extricate themselves from it, as if they have entered a strange new world.

Crazy Hall is not so much a website as it is a mind game. Not only are there surprises during registration, but there are also various traps hidden in each section. Those very boring neurotic technologies will be played in different ways every day, and a tricky applet will be added from time to time.

For example, if you click on a post, you may receive [May I ask if you are a man or a woman? ] inquiries.

If you answer "Male", the system will tell you: [Today is the International Day of Peace, males are not allowed to enter the forum] (Ma Dan, is the International Peace Day related to whether it is male or female?!).

If you answer "female", the system will tell you: [Today is the day when the aunt, the vice-chairman of the alliance, returns to China, won't the female compatriots pick up the plane? ] (The vice chairman's aunt is here, and has a woolly relationship with the majority of female compatriots?!)

If you answer "Neutral", the system will tell you: [This year, the birth rate of the world's population has dropped by three percentage points compared with previous years, please neutral friends to arrange X's life reasonably, so as not to bring unexpected crises to the world. ] (How can the X life of a neutral person bring a crisis to the world?!)

The list goes on and on, it's a rhythm that drives people crazy.

A few days later, the pollen's daily greeting became: "Are you crazy?" or: "Are you in?"

If the answer is no, it will inevitably attract a large group of troubled brothers and sisters, as well as a sense of superiority in the IQ of a few mediocre netizens.

The poisoned pollen were all furious, and they continued to be abused while scolding. Later, there were hackers secretly trying to hack into the madman's hall, planning to get an internal account, go to the mortal version and the gods version in advance to see, but was chased by a certain obsessive-compulsive disorder from the northern hemisphere to the southern hemisphere, until that The hacker stopped the network before giving up.

It was only after the operation of the website that An Xian realized that there were still master hackers hidden in his mental hospital. If he knew earlier, he would not have to waste those millions.

Although the madman's hall has been criticized in various ways, its magical charm is quietly sweeping the alliance and even the entire world with an unstoppable momentum...

After Anxian tricked the pollen into the big pit of the Lunatic Mansion, he abandoned them without pity and began to concentrate on his own business. On the one hand, he prepared a live broadcast of the new drug, and on the other hand, he asked Joey Li to help plan a patient-made video.