The Woman who Became the “Male” God

Chapter 126: Don't forget the original intention

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[Landlord]: Before I post, I must declare that I am a fan of the Alliance Leader. With a deep love for the Alliance Leader, I bet on my few remaining integrity to support him without bottom line. But I still have to say that the leader of the alliance is a big pit!

[Landlord]: Up to now, the leader has distributed a total of four kinds of plant cute pets, considerate and careful, mobile rolling vine grass, and playful face flower. Fruit videos, apart from being able to grow fruits with different flavors, how can they look like a "cute pet"? It looks no different from ordinary plants. If it wasn't for the cult of the leader, I would almost give up the qualification to apply for the trial cultivation of mini fruit.

[Landlord]: Lord, when you introduce Mini Fruit, do you dare to be realistic? ! The essence of mini fruit, you mention, all, no, mention!

[Landlord]: Alright, let me show off my little fruit to everyone.

A photo is attached under the post. In the middle of the photo is a pot of ripe mini fruits. Below are 5 second-generation fruits bred from the seeds of the mother fruit. They are composed of earrings, perfume bottles, artificial gemstones, egg shells, glass Cups are cultivated with five kinds of utensils, small like jelly beans and large ones like pebbles. Different shades of color, crystal clear water, exquisite and lovely.

[Landlord]: Friends, do you look very appetizing

Immediately following the post, there were a lot of "drooling" facial expressions.

[Landlord]: A mini fruit can grow a female fruit every three days. The core of each female fruit can only breed one small mini fruit. You can make your own cultivation utensils, as long as there is a water tank. I have eaten a small mini fruit cultivated by earrings. I didn't intend to eat it, but the small mini fruit was so cute that it told me: "I'm ripe and ready to eat~~", this Not anthropomorphic rhetoric, it really speaks!

[Landlord]: At that time, my girlfriend and I were dating at a ramen restaurant. As soon as I ate a mouthful of noodles, I received the above information in my mind. The earring in my left ear vibrated slightly. I took it off, opened the cover, and saw me The first small mini fruit (pictured), like red beans, the female pot friend said it was "acacia fruit", hehe.

The pollen were angry: [Landlord, dare you not show your affection by showing your love, continue talking!]

[Landlord]: I think the first "Acacia fruit" is of great commemorative value, so I want to keep it, but it said to me: "I am very good, I am really good, I am the best fruit in the world. Guo, don't you really want to watch it again and again~~" Can you imagine what I was like when I was cut off by it? It says it's good times! Let me drop it again!

[Oh my God, it’s so foul! How can there be such a cute fruit in the world? !]

[Ah, ah, I regret it, why didn't I apply for trial adoption at that time!]

[I'm going, it's so cute that my face is bloody.]

[Landlord, are you willing to eat such a cute fruit?]

[Landlord]: I was really reluctant to eat it, but in order for me to eat it, it actually began to exude a fruity fragrance, which made my girlfriend and I drool. In the end, under the envious and hateful eyes of my girlfriend, I ate it in one bite! Do you know what it tastes like

[Don't be a jerk, just say it!]

[Say!]

[Landlord]: Hahaha, it's spicy beef! My girlfriend has been controlling my diet recently and ordered me a bowl of bland noodles in clear soup, but I especially wanted to eat spicy beef. I didn't expect Xiaoguoguo to be so satisfying! Hahaha, that is the most satisfying bowl of spicy beef-flavored clear soup noodles I have ever eaten!

[Jealousy separates my walls.]

[Landlord, you eat alone, why didn't your female friend beat you to death?]

[This kind of male pot friend is unacceptable, let's break up quickly.]

[Break up +1]

[Woooooo, Xiao Guoguo, I really want it!]

[Landlord]: Everyone is busy and excited. There are 5 small fruit in the photo on the main building.

[No, the landlord, you hold back, I don't want to hear I don't want to hear... ]

[Predicted to be shown again!]

[Although it is a bit cruel, but the landlord, you can say it, I can stand it.]

[Landlord]: I gave them a name, from small to large, in order: Zhenguo, Hudou, Mengbao, Egg Yolk, Glass Hart.

[What the hell is Glass Hart?]

[Landlord, you are really incompetent in naming.]

[Xiao Guoguo was destroyed by you like this.]

[Landlord]: I know that you are bitter, so I don't care about you. Come, get to know my precious fruit, it just said to me: "Lemon juice is not delicious, it is not sour without me." I squeezed a glass of lemon juice in the morning, and it probably remembered the taste. But unsweetened lemon juice is already sour enough, and the little treasures that are more sour than it are, I really don't know how sour it will be.

[Landlord]: Couma said, "The mouth of the perfume bottle is too small, how can I get out? I can help the owner lose weight, but I can't help myself, so sad." When I put the fruit stone into the perfume bottle, I didn't think so. Many, I realized this problem when Xiao Guoguo grew up... But it doesn't matter, when you want to eat it, just smash the bottle.

[What if you break the bottle and hurt Xiao Guoguo? !]

[You are so scumbag, you actually keep Xiao Guoguo in a bottle with such a small mouth!]

[Ah, Xiao Guoguo is so smart!]

[Landlord]: The next one is Mengbao, which is my favorite small fruit. Hey, it said: "I can let the master show his glory, the golden gun is not down, the battle is invincible, and the attack is invincible."

[Fuck! This wave is so annoying!]

[Isn't Xiao Guoguo missing something to make up for it? From this, it can be seen that the landlord must be stabbed in the needle at ordinary times, dumbfounded, immortal at the touch of a button.]

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…]

[Hahahahaha... Call upstairs!]

[Landlord]: ... Can we still have a good chat! You are just jealous! Humph, continue to talk about my egg yolk man. In fact, I still don't know what the egg yolk man tastes like. Since the day it matures, it has been worrying about what filling it is. I told it that you are stuffed with egg yolk, and it said, "I'm not raw from chicken, how could it be stuffed with egg yolk? Master, don't lie to me, I will break it."

[Fogcao, can Xiao Guoguo communicate with you? ? ?]

[God, my careful liver is about to be sprouted.]

[Ah, why can only eat it? I want to grow a house of small fruit! ! !]

[Tell me, there must be a way to keep these little fruits!]

[Landlord]: Well, I also want to keep them, but unfortunately, the longest shelf life of Xiaoguoguo is only 15-17 days. If you don’t eat them after this time, they will rot.

[Woo woo woo... My heart hurts so much that I can't breathe.]

[How cute they are, how hard it is to lose them!]

[Wuwuwu, the big villain of the alliance leader, who has cultivated such a cute pet, and did not give us the opportunity to take good care of him.]

[Landlord]: Well, don't be uncomfortable, Xiao Guoguo's consciousness is actually given by the master, not a real intelligent creature. They were brought into this world by us, and they will be sent away from this world by us. In the end, they are left with their best taste.

[Suddenly feel a little sad...]

[woo woo woo...]

Seeing that the style of the post changed from cheerful to sad, the landlord hurriedly showed the last small fruit.

[Landlord]: Glass Hart is the most special little mini fruit. It said to me on the day when it was ripe: "I am a pistachio, which can help the owner absorb all the unhappy emotions. When the owner is uncomfortable, put I'll eat it." I just lost a dear friend when I was growing Glass Hart, and when it matured, I hadn't come out of my grief, so I ate it. It tasted sweet at first, much like chocolate, but it quickly became bitter, so bitter that I could not hold back tears. At the time I thought, Glass Hart must have lied to me, and I felt worse after eating it. But when I woke up the next day, I was calm, as if I had removed some burden, and I was relaxed. At the same time, I also know why Glass Hart becomes bitter, because it bears the bitter emotions instead of me... I'm sorry, I wanted to say something happy, but when I was talking, I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, Glass Hart said It is a pistachio, it takes away the sadness of losing my best friend, but who will take away the sadness of losing it...

[Don't say it, landlord, my tears are very low.]

[Knowing that Xiaoguoguo is just a plant, why is it so pitiful...]

[I am suddenly hesitant to keep it or not...]

[Landlord]: Sorry, I'm a little emotional. In any case, I strongly recommend that you keep mini fruits. Although you can only eat them in the end, they can let us taste the ups and downs and the joys, sorrows and sorrows. These feelings are precious and can teach us to cherish everything around us and never forget our original intentions. .

Well, after seeing this, I just want to ask you one last question, is the leader of the alliance a big hole in the end

[Yes!]

[The pit is not good enough.]

[This cliff is his most pitiful one!]

[MD, I'm going to apply for adoption of Mini Fruit now!]

[Take me one upstairs!]

five minutes later-

[Fuck! ! ! I didn't even get in line!]

[I'm furious! There were still application places ten minutes ago. I just went to see that this year's application places have been filled!]

[Ah, so angry, the leader of the alliance, you are a big pit! ! !]

[Dakeng Goods +1]

[Dakeng Goods +2]

[Dakeng Goods +3]

An Xian: "..." Why did you scold her even if she didn't get the number

Seriously, she didn't expect Mini Fruit to cause such a big response. She has been indifferent for thousands of years, and the mini fruit she has cultivated is the same as her. There are not many emotional fluctuations, so she cannot understand the feelings of other people. It wasn't that she deliberately concealed it, it was her mood. She felt that the name of her "pit guy" was actually quite injustice.

An inexplicable envy arose in An Xian's heart. After stepping on the path of cultivation, she seems to have lost the most essential things about a person. Although she can laugh, be angry, and be sad, her heart is always quiet and the same...