The Woman who Became the “Male” God

Chapter 4: Tragic bald red man

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Anxian arranged a square cloud formation in the flower field, using spiritual stones as energy, which can improve the quality, spiritual power and growth speed of flowers and plants. At the beginning of planting, the spiritual energy that nourishes the flowers and plants is all provided by the formation. When the flowers and plants mature, this area will gradually form a cycle, and the spiritual energy will transform and converge, and it will continue to grow.

However, forming a cycle requires a process. Anxian has more than thirty spirit stones in his hands, and one spirit stone can guarantee the supply of spirit energy for three to five years in four acres of fields. As long as there is no other extra consumption, after about two or three years, the formation can run on its own.

More than a dozen kinds of flowers and plants are row upon row, colorful, covering the earth layer by layer, like a colorful ocean, undulating with the wind, sending bursts of pleasant floral fragrance.

Anxian walked through the sea of flowers, picking up petals. The petals swirled and danced in the air, and then, as if conscious, they converged on her palm and disappeared without a trace.

Gather the materials needed for refining medicine, return to the residence in peace, take out the furnace, and start the day's medicine refining work.

Anxian Huahua World currently mainly sells five conventional medicines, Ningxiang Dan, Dreaming Dan, Buyuan Dan, Jingxin Powder and Qingchen Water.

The so-called conventional drugs refer to commonly used drugs related to daily life, including cleaning, nursing, sleep, beauty, nourishing and so on. In addition to conventional drugs, there are several categories such as therapeutic drugs, specialized drugs, special functional drugs, and animal and plant cultivation drugs.

Because the store has not been opened for a long time, and there are not many types and quantities of products, the popularity of Huahua World is not particularly high among similar stores, but the praise rate has reached 99%, and the remaining 1% are not black professional households. A loyal black fan who places an order.

The furnace used in Anxian's medicine refining is the work of an ancient alchemist. It belongs to the category of quasi-immortal weapons. It is used to refine this kind of ordinary medicine that has no grade. It is really overkill. Every time the furnace is turned on, she can Feel its grievances.

"Lulu darling, we are in trouble now, everything is simple, and when the cultivation base recovers in the future, refining the high-grade elixir will also be a matter of minutes!" An Xian patiently comforted his own tempered cauldron.

The stove trembled a few times, spewing a large plume of mist from the gap in the top cover, and then stopped moving, fiddling with the material in its stomach.

Due to the limited materials, and Anxian's unwillingness to dilute the medicinal properties, and refining a large number of semi-finished products that do not enter the mainstream, the amount of elixir produced in one batch is not very large. Although according to today's evaluation standards, even if it is only a semi-finished product, the quality is far superior to other similar products.

While the first batch of medicine was still warming up in the furnace, I opened Xingwang to browse the web, and clicked into a forum. A dazzling promotional image suddenly jumped out of the screen: [The biggest, funniest and most wonderful masquerade in history is about to take place at the Moon Goddess. Gym held!]

what the hell? Anxian turned it off without looking at it.

The forum she entered mainly discusses drug-related content, including medication experience and recommendations from various high-quality pharmacies.

[Recall those dark pills that I tried when I was young and ignorant!]

[Recommended by family, Yuqing Pavilion's small fresh and vigorous pills~~ Effective in one minute and lasts for 100 minutes!]

[I just want to know when the forum will be able to clean up those spam ads, I was almost blinded by an advertisement pop-up window of an NC dance party when I opened the forum today! (Is the title enough for 60?)]

[I bought a special effect pill yesterday, it is said that it can make people jump 30 meters. Today I specially came to live broadcast. If the jump is less than 30 meters, I must complain to that store!]

Posts filtered through the eyes, Anxian fixed his eyes, and opened the live post out of curiosity.

The post is set to live broadcast mode. After entering, you can see a virtual broadcast space. The audience in the space appears in the image of various cute objects. They can complain at will, or adjust their own text and sound effects at will.

At this time, the live broadcast camera is facing a red pill placed in a porcelain plate.

"This is today's protagonist: Zongyun Dan, a 2-star middle grade, from a legendary pharmacy, with a price of 4999 points. The main effect is to improve muscle strength and jumping ability in a short period of time, requiring the user's mental strength to reach at least D level, and no Serious illness." The voice of the landlord "Xie Dinghongren" came from the video.

1st Floor: [Occupy a seat to watch.]

2nd floor: [Landlord, are there any emergency personnel around you? If not, it is strongly recommended that you quickly find a spare!]

3rd Floor: [Just looking at the appearance of the pills is quite delicious.]

4th floor: [Landlord, stop talking nonsense and take medicine quickly.]

Xie Dinghongren: "Don't worry, in order to achieve the best results, I have specially found a quiet, spacious and no obstacle testing place, please take a look."

The camera moves up to reveal an old, mottled building.

Xie Dinghongren: "This building is about to be demolished. The measured height is 29.5 meters. If there is no accident, after I take the medicine, I can jump on the roof."

23rd floor: [Landlord, you can even find such a rare dangerous building, just for that, it's worth 999.]

[Lazy Cat rewarded Xie Dinghong with 999 points as dead coins.]

[The undressed starling rewarded Xie Dinghong with 999 points as dead coins.]

[Boo, you reward Xie Dinghongren with 999 points as dead coins.]

After a series of rewards, the camera finally turned to the warrior who tested the medicine today - Xie Dinghongren.

44th Floor: [… I never expected you to be such a landlord.]

45th floor: [Landlord, did the person who sold the medicine to you consider your weight beforehand?]

46th Floor: [Visually, the diameter error of the upper, lower, left, and right sides of the landlord is less than 5 cm.]

47th floor: [I bet 13 points for dead coins, the landlord can only jump 9 meters at most.]

48th Floor: [Am I the only one who thinks that the most worrying thing is how to land safely when falling from the air?]

49th floor: [Sit and wait for the landlord to perform a falling object.]

Xie Dinghongren: "You don't have to worry, I have a mental strength C, a strong body, and a complete set of protective gear. Don't say 30 meters, even 50 meters, don't want to fall on me. Okay, stop talking nonsense, I'm going to take medicine."

Xie Dinghong threw Zongyun Dan into his mouth, swallowed it with a twisted expression, and then commented: "It tastes like fermented stool..."

75th floor: [Send you 999 points as dead coins, please don't describe the taste of the pill in detail, we just need to know that it is unpalatable.]

Two minutes later, the medicinal effect of Zongyun Dan began to exert itself.

Xie Dinghongren: "I feel hot all over now, the beasts and blood are boiling, and it seems that I can go to the sky at any time!"

115th floor: [gogogo! Landlord, the speed is heaven! !]

Xie Dinghong set the camera to flight tracking mode, and then made a few preparations on the spot. Then, with a strange cry, his fat body rushed out like a cannonball. When he was less than ten meters away from the dangerous building, he jumped suddenly...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh???!!!"

Xie Dinghongren only jumped halfway, his body began to fall down, and then fell back to the ground in an extremely unscientific flipping posture.

Floor 199: [Landlord! How are you? ? ?]

Floor 235: [What about 30 meters? That's less than half of it!]

Floor 257: [I don't think it's all the pill's fault, it's mainly because the landlord is overweight.]

Floor 283: [The effect of physical fitness drugs does vary from person to person, but it shouldn't be that big of a difference. It stands to reason that 30 meters should be the most basic data obtained after multiple tests. Even if the owner is overweight, the error will generally not exceed 3 meters.]

Floor 300: [The grade is artificially high, the effect is not good, and the identification is completed.]

The downstairs is full of complaints, sometimes mixed with sympathy for the landlord's courage to kill himself.

At this time, An Xian noticed that the celebrity Xie Ding staggered up from the ground in the video, his eyes were slack, full of sweat, clutching his chest and gasping for breath. She frowned, feeling that something was not right in her heart.

Floor 412: [Is the landlord okay? Why do you look so uncomfortable?]

Floor 413: [Oops, he seems to be suffering from mental allergies.]

Floor 414: [Landlord, do you have a doctor or medical equipment by your side! ! !]

Floor 415: [Hurry up and call the emergency number!]

Xie Ding Hongren's body crooked, and he fainted on his back, and the live broadcast room immediately fell into chaos.

This trial drug ended in failure. As for Zongyun Dan, it is naturally criticized, and it will face a crisis of slow sales as soon as it is launched...

Anxian exited the post with a contemplative look on his face.

Although the live broadcast of Xie Dinghongren was interrupted due to an accident, it provided Anxian with a good publicity channel - online live broadcast.

In this era of medicine for the whole people, there are various types of medicines, and the quality is uneven. Although most of them have been tested and evaluated, they can only guarantee that they will not die. A good reputation requires many buyers to try it out in person, which accumulates over time.

The quality of medicines is divided into four grades: low grade, middle grade, high grade and holy grade, and each grade is divided into 1-5 stars. The 5-star low grade represents the highest level of low-grade materials that can be refined, and it is generally difficult to break through to the middle grade. However, An Xian used low-level materials to refine a 4-star mid-level product, which can be said to be unique in today's world, but she doesn't care about it, Quan Dang everyone else is like her, and can be refined with low-level herbs Chinese medicines are, at most, somewhat different in their efficacy.

The Zongyundan tested this time is a special function drug. Although it is marked as a 2-star middle grade, the effect is obviously not worthy of the name, and there are certain side effects. According to safe standards, drugs of this quality can only be recycled as waste and absolutely impossible to be sold on the shelves.

The price of any 4-star middle-grade regular medicine in Huahua World does not exceed 1,000. Not only does this shop openly sell defective products, but it even dares to ask for 4,999!

Anxian deeply feels that his pricing is too conservative!

At the same time, she is also determined to develop some other types of drugs. The average price of therapeutic, specialized, and special-purpose drugs is higher than that of conventional drugs.

Considering his financial ability, he can't afford to buy very good materials, so he can only temporarily exclude physical drugs such as Zongyundan. Refining beauty drugs is very simple, but the beauty industry in this era has developed to a certain level, and it is difficult to increase the price.

So, what type of drug should be refined

While thinking about it, An Xian's eyes inadvertently glanced at the advertisement in the corner: [The biggest, weirdest and most wonderful masquerade in history... ]

Um? Masquerade…

Anxian thought about it, and the advertisement was launched by ghosts and gods.

The masquerade will be held in a month, with 3,000 participants and a ticket price of 2,598 points... Ignoring this information, Anxian quickly found a lot of related pictures and videos. The biggest feature of the masquerade is "dressing up", which uses mystery, novelty and weirdness as its selling points to create a fantastical world that is bizarre and self-releasing. Every time there is a theme, this time the theme is "fantasy".

People attending dance parties mostly use technology to dress themselves up. Although they have their own characteristics, they always feel a little rigid and not vivid enough.

An Xian's eyes brightened, capturing the business opportunity.

Dress up? too easy!

The use of cosmetic props can only be regarded as the last stream, the real makeup should be - deformation!