The Woman who Became the “Male” God

Chapter 79: Brush your face

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Seeing An Xian, the slightly larger raccoon purred a few times, and then spit out a few black stones from its mouth.

An Xian squatted down, picked up a branch and fiddled with it a few times, and found that these stones turned out to be crystal rough stones containing spiritual energy. Although the spiritual energy was thin and of average quality, it was more than enough to cultivate two flowers.

Seeing that Anxian didn't respond, the male raccoon called out to his wife and children a few times, and they also spit out a few rough crystals one after another, then lay down on the ground, looking at Anxian pitifully, showing an obvious gesture of goodwill.

"Are you here to change ginseng, or are you here to worship the pier?" An Xian asked casually.

The male raccoon secretly glanced at the ginseng seedling not far away, wagging its big tail, and said obediently: first worship the pier, and then replace the ginseng when it is familiar.

"It's beautiful." An Xian flicked his finger on its forehead, "You can live here, but you can't pay attention to the ginseng. When the ginseng grows up, I have a good impression on you, and maybe I will consider dividing it between you. Root ginseng whiskers."

The male raccoon thought it was worth getting a few ginseng whiskers, so he wagged his tail more happily, completely ignoring the premise of "impressive".

Just kidding, they are so cute, not only have a good impression, will you fall in love in minutes

Of course, An Xian didn't know about Mao Li's self-confidence. She was interested in their sensitivity to spar, and she might be able to use their abilities to find several undeveloped spar mines in the future.

Handing the raccoon to the minions for training, Anxian returned to the room with the crystals, his palms met, the spell worked, and a few white flames spilled out from his fingers, but after a while, the crystals turned into smoke and disappeared into the flames. Leave a small half cup of clear spar stock solution.

After sealing the stock solution, Anxian did not feel sleepy at all at this time. Looking at the time, it was after 3:00 in the morning. After thinking about it, he decided to release the new drug live broadcast in advance.

At this time, there are only a few night owls still wandering on the Internet, and Shen Yixiao is one of them. He is browsing the web bored at the moment, obviously there is nothing to do, but he just doesn't want to sleep.

When he accidentally clicked into Huahua World, he suddenly received a prompt sound for the countdown of the live broadcast.

Um? Alliance Lord's live broadcast started? ! Isn't it tomorrow? Oh, it's 3 in the morning, so it should be today. But the leader of the alliance secretly started the live broadcast at this point!

Shen Yi smiled and made a decisive decision, hurried to the pollen base, and told all the online guys about the news of the leader's live broadcast.

[what? The ally has started the live broadcast? !]

[Other people want to be known about live broadcasts, but the leader of the alliance is better, no matter the day or night, if he doesn't agree, he will drive, and he will run away without waiting for others to get in the car.]

[Leader of Soul Light, even if you are driving a hearse, I have to sit on it.]

[+1]

A group of people rushed to the live broadcast room, and angrily opened the video, only to hear exclamations one after another.

I saw a grimace with a green face and fangs, which took up the entire screen unexpectedly. The skin on the face was like a broken mirror, divided into pieces, and a pair of blood-red eyes stared at everyone outside the screen.

[Ah, ah, I'm scared to death!]

[Fog grass! Has the leader's website been hacked? !]

[Who is so boring, pretending to be a ghost in the middle of the night is scary!]

[To dare to defile the holy land of my male god is simply an unforgivable sin, report it!]

Before An Xian could stop her, the angry pollen had already reported her.

The efficiency of the website monitor skyrocketed, because he happened to be the pollen of the alliance leader, and could not tolerate someone making trouble in the idol's territory. But after a moment, An Xian's live video was blocked, and he received a warning text message with a vicious tone.

Anxian: "… "

It was killed by the pollen in less than ten seconds before and after, and the speed of the shot was amazing. In the case of being blocked, she could not speak for clarification for the time being.

[Hey, dare to be wild here, you are tired of living and crooked!]

[Tell me, how do you want to die? Is it taking the initiative to surrender, let us tear you tenderly like blood? Or were they caught out by the monitors and let us tear you apart like a dog?]

[I don't say anything, I just wait for the results of the investigation by the monitor, and then I will flesh him out, expose him, and make him bankrupt, ruined, and ruined for life.]

[Do you want to notify the leader of this matter?]

[I think it's better not to, so as not to make him feel bad.]

It's very sad now: "..."

[That's right, as long as the male protagonist concentrates on pretending to be forceful, leave this trivial matter to us.]

[Monitor, have you found out? Who is the bastard who hacked the leader's website?]

The monitor doesn't want to speak now, but silently cancels the shield of the leader. His heart was broken, and after a quick check, he found that the person who broadcasted the broadcast just now was the leader himself! But he made trouble unreasonably and blocked him without saying a word... Male god, the sin of the minister deserves death!

[Hey, are you alright?]

[Monitor, send me the ip of the other party, I will find someone to kill him.]

[Count me in, bully the male god, kill without mercy!]

The monitor felt that the blame should not be carried by himself, so he replied officially: [After verification, the person who just broadcast the broadcast confirmed to be the leader himself, and there is no sign that the account has been stolen or the website has been hacked. I hope everyone will not do it in the future. Don't report anything until you know what's going on.]

He replied righteously, shamelessly covering up the fact that he was not verified, that he was charitable, and that he blocked others in just ten seconds.

[what? Is it the ally himself? ! !]

[Monitor, are you right? How could a man with such an immortal style do such a terrifying thing?]

[I do not believe!]

An Xian finally spoke: [It is indeed me.]

After three seconds in the cold field—

[Ah, as expected of a male god, every appearance is so thrilling.]

[The male god is not the same as the ordinary coquettish bitch, otherworldly, not like a living person.]

[Male god, you are still suffocatingly beautiful after changing your shape.]

The people's unwilling praise also suffocated An Xian.

An Xian: [You just reported me.]

[Purely a mistake!]

An Xian: [You also blocked me.]

[That's a cheap monitor!]

An Xian: [I was deeply hurt by you, so today's live broadcast is gone.]

[Do not! ! ! God, we were wrong!]

Anxian: [Don't worry, I don't blame you at all, I'm just in a bad mood. (laugh)]

[This is not to blame us! ! !]

[Leader, what can I do to make you feel better?]

[Tell me, Alliance Leader, what do you want us to do?]

An Xian asked very seriously: [Do you have any good suggestions?]

[Stand upside down, undress, one word horse.]

[Running 50 laps around the playground with underwear.]

[Hand copy a 300,000 yellow book.]

[Nude swimming in a public bath.]

[Plaza dance in bikini.]

Various punishment measures emerged one after another, and the pollens were all in high spirits and had a great time discussing.

An Xian: [I didn't expect you to be so sincere, okay, then do as you said.]

[Hey?]

An Xian: [I just wanted to postpone the live broadcast until tomorrow, but since you are so brave to be punished, I don’t want to spoil your interest. At present, there are 195 people in the live broadcast room, and a total of 72 people have put forward their own suggestions, and there is no repetition. I am looking forward to your performance.]

[puff!]

[Hahahahahaha…]

[Leader, is it really okay for you to be so black-bellied! !]

[Fog grass, what did I just say? Square dancing in a bikini? !]

[Hahahaha, fortunately, I didn't talk too much just now, it's up to you how you trick yourself.]

[The list has been made, 72 warriors, I represent the remaining 123 pollen, thank you for your sacrifices and dedication.]

[The death that you do, you have to do it even if you kneel, so don't be a coward.]

[I have already posted on the pollen base, and I will wait to see everyone show their morals tomorrow.]

[I announced the list of famous warriors, and there are not many of them.]

[Warriors, you can go with confidence, I have prepared a lot of coins for you.]

[Leader, I have another proposal, whoever fulfills his promise will be awarded a warrior medal; whoever is a deserter, then his name will be engraved on the pillar of shame and displayed to the public for 30 days.]

[Seconded!]

[Second proposal +1]

Anxian: [Okay, approved.]

The 72 warriors who killed themselves: I don't want to say anything, I just want to hang on to the southeast branch.

It was rare for Anxian to make trouble with them today, and the pollen were all excited. Although there were only more than 100 people, the atmosphere was very lively. In the morning, when the other pollens heard the news, they beat their chests and sighed, regretting that they didn't make it to the scene.

Since the pollen were so generous, Anxian did not delay the live broadcast, and continued the ghost scene just now.

After everyone watched the process, they understood what was going on. Anxian released a face brushing medicine this time. As long as you spray the medicine evenly on your face and use your mental power to imagine the makeup effect you need, the medicine will turn into a colored gas and project it onto the mirror.

For example, An Xian imagined the ghost effect before, so a ghost face appeared on the mirror.

The advantage of this medicine is that you can see different makeup effects in advance, and you can more intuitively know what kind of makeup is suitable for you. If you are satisfied with a certain makeup, you can cover a piece of paper or a piece of silk on the mirror surface, and print the image for reference.

[Leader, it's too reckless for you to pretend to be a ghost, hurry up and come here with a super beauty as beautiful as a flower, wash our eyes!]

An Xian usually doesn't wear makeup, so he doesn't know much about various types of makeup, and the grimace still refers to the ghost cultivators he had seen in the era of self-cultivation.

The pollen were smart enough to see his difficulties, and quickly searched for a large number of photos from the Internet. After some screening, they finally selected more than a dozen beauty pictures with different styles.

Among them, most of them are women's makeup.

Anxian originally refused, but was grieved and indignantly accused by the just-released 72 Warriors: [Leader, be kind, we have all sacrificed our ego, do you dare to fulfill our big ego!]

So An Xian chose two men and one woman to change their faces.

Male makeup, all kinds of bewitching and stern will not be mentioned, anyway, the screams comparable to sirens have never stopped.

When the last female makeup was revealed in front of everyone's eyes, the kind of beauty that was pure in her beauty, jade in her charm, and elegant in her amorous feelings made everyone cry, and they all shouted: "Goddess marry me!"

An Xian ignored the wailing of the crowd, wiped off the makeup on his face three seconds later, and then uploaded the new drug information.

Brush face makeup agent, 3-star middle grade, spray the agent on the face, mentally imagine the makeup you need, and then project it on the mirror surface, you can alternately convert different makeup effects, and rub it on paper or silk. superior. This medicine can also soothe facial nerves, effectively treat facial paralysis, and plump the skin.