- "Just kidding."
Such words are simply moral kidnapping!
Because it's a joke, you can't care too much about it, or you can't play it, narrow-minded, and boring.
But in Xing Yun's view, making fun of other people's ugliness is not a joke at all!
only…
Yu Gong, the other party is an important partner of their company.
In private, there was something wrong with her before, after all, she was the one who hit He Yu's head first.
To sum up, Xing Yun had no choice but to treat his behavior as a harmless joke. The previous unhappiness was evened out, so we can cooperate well in the future, right
… She is naive again!
As the saying goes, good people are bullied by others, this Manager He is simply addicted to bullying!
The day before yesterday, she put instant noodle seasoning powder in her coffee.
Sprinkled paprika on her lip balm the day before yesterday.
Yesterday, while she was going to the bathroom, she repeatedly entered the wrong unlock code of her mobile phone and her mobile phone was locked for several hours.
today…
It seems like he finally got tired of playing today? Although he came to their company just before the end of get off work, which made her have to work overtime to accompany her, he was extremely quiet and did not send her away. He even made the coffee by himself.
Naturally, Xing Yun would not take the initiative to poke the hornet's nest, and it is impossible to sit on the sidelines. If he goes home... Even if this manager He is really kind today and willing to let her go back early, she will not be able to explain it after she goes back. She claimed that she was so busy recently that her parents were willing to temporarily postpone the blind date.
So, she simply started painting private work.
In this way, they are busy with their own things and live in peace.
Until after eight o'clock...
He Yu was a little tired, stretched his waist, glanced at Xing Yun who was concentrating beside him, and called out, "Hello..."
"Huh?" She answered absently.
He asked, "Aren't you hungry?"
"..." Xing Yun paused.
This is obviously a hint, she will soon agree, sighed resignedly, put down the paintbrush in her hand, picked up the phone wisely, "What do you want to eat?"
"Let me see for myself, you can continue to be busy."
so good? Although it feels a bit strange, Xing Yun is not the kind of M-shaking physique who would be uncomfortable if he is not abused. Since he is willing to show consideration, she must cooperate.
Xing Yun handed over the phone without hesitation, picked up the paintbrush again, and concentrated on it.
After a while, He Yu asked from beside him, "Is bibimbap okay?"
"Okay." She didn't pick at all.
"Let me invite you today."
"… "What's wrong with you
"What's the matter? You may not believe it when you say it. If you keep eating your food, even I will feel embarrassed."
"I believe." She nodded sincerely, "But Manager He, with all due respect, this phone belongs to me, and you can only use my Alipay to pay after ordering takeaway with it."
"That's right..." He finally realized, "Then use my mobile phone to order."
Seeing that he was really about to take out his mobile phone, Xing Yun hurriedly stopped him, "It doesn't need to be so troublesome, it's only a few dozen dollars."
While talking, she snatched back her mobile phone and quickly placed an order to pay.
It would take a lot of time to let him change the phone and start again. She is very hungry now! I was painting vigorously just now and didn't feel anything. After being asked by him, I felt a sense of hunger, and now I just want to eat quickly.
He frowned in dissatisfaction, and after a while...
"Ah, by the way, I have biscuits..." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and rummaged in his bag, "I bought it at your company's convenience store this afternoon, and I only ate a few pieces. Let me treat you to some biscuits, wait." It will take a while for the takeaway to arrive."
Not long after, he took out a bag of Oreos from his bag and handed it to Xing Yun.
That looks like a child who can't wait to share candy with others, and there is a little credit for it...
Seriously, kinda cute...
Xing Yun couldn't bear to refuse.
In addition, she was indeed hungry, and she couldn't help swallowing just seeing the biscuits.
So, Xing Yun stopped being polite to him and took the biscuit.
Maybe it's because of the bag, the biscuits are loose, and the filling is a little deformed, it doesn't look very beautiful, but Xing Yun doesn't control the food at all.
She stuffed it into her mouth not minding at all, and after chewing a few mouthfuls, she frowned slightly, "Is it a new flavor?"
The sandwich inside is not the creamy flavor she imagined, I don't know how to describe it, it seems to be mint flavored
"Yeah." He Yu nodded with a smile.
She ate a few more pieces, suddenly realized, and finally knew how to describe the taste, "It's a bit like toothpaste."
"It's toothpaste."
"..." Xing Yun was stunned for a while before he realized that he quickly bent over and grabbed the trash can under the table, spitting out the remaining biscuits in his mouth.
Thinking of how much she had eaten just now, she couldn't help but began to retch again.
"Hahahahahahaha... hahaha..."
She was so familiar with this rampant laughter that she could hear it almost every day recently, it was like a magic sound!
She gritted her teeth and stared at He Yu fiercely, wishing she could tear him into pieces.
"Haha...what's the matter? Angry? Just kidding."
"... I don't think it's a joke at all!" At least it's only a joke if both of them think it's funny! He was just making fun of her!
"But I think it's funny, hahahahahaha..."
She's had enough, she'll go nuts if she's only with him for a second longer.
Xing Yun stood up abruptly, started to pack his things, and prepared to leave.
"Are you really angry? Isn't it so stingy..." He held back a smile, "Isn't it just eating some toothpaste, and it won't kill you. It can refresh your mind and keep your breath fresh. How good it is."
"It's so good, why don't you eat it!"
"I ate it, didn't you find two or three dollars missing?"
"What you're eating isn't toothpaste sandwich!" It's definitely the normal version that he ate when he disassembled it and reprocessed it!
"Of course, I'm not an idiot."
"... you mean I'm an idiot?!"
"It's true. Most people should notice something is wrong when they take the first bite, right? You think it's a new flavor, and after eating so much, you realize it's like toothpaste... Puff... You're really... so slow..." Recalling her He Yu couldn't help laughing at the reaction just now.
Sure enough, every time Xing Yun had a sense of accomplishment, she could always give a response that exceeded his expectations.
"Who would have thought that there was toothpaste in there..." Speaking of this, Xing Yun suddenly stopped, and looked at He Yu in disbelief, "Why is there toothpaste in there?"
"Of course I put it in."
"You mean..." Her voice rose in surprise, "You bought a bag of Oreos on purpose to prank me, and then scraped off all the cream filling inside and replaced it with toothpaste?!"
"Yeah!" He nodded proudly.
"... Manager He, how old are you?" What the hell are you so proud of? Normal adults can't do such boring things even if they are full!
"Twenty-seven."
"No wonder." She was younger than her, so as a big sister, she must teach this little brother how to behave!
"No wonder why?"
"No wonder you're so naive. I heard that little boys used to use pranks to attract the attention of girls they like. I was still wondering how that's possible. If you do this, even if you pay attention, you won't be liked, you will only be hated. How stupid can you use it?" This is a way to express feelings until I met you..." She was expressionless, but the words she said became more and more shocking, "Manager He, if you like me, you can just say it, please don't do this again It's pointless, okay?"
"… I like you?!"
"Well, wouldn't it be nice to speak out like this, although I will definitely reject you, but at least I won't hate you."
"Are you sick! Am I confessing my love? I'm simply expressing surprise, okay! Listen to me clearly..." He gritted his teeth and paused every word, "I! No! Yes! Yes! Yes! Hi Huan! You! Absolutely impossible!"
"Okay, don't deny it." Xing Yun had an expression of "I have seen through your heart a long time ago", "It will take half an hour to replace all those cream sandwiches with toothpaste, at least?"
"It's an hour."
"... You really love me."
"I really love her size!"
"Other than that, I really can't think of any other reason why you should go to such lengths to get my attention."
"I didn't intend to attract your attention at all! I just... just..." He Yu was speechless.
Seeing his speechless appearance, Xing Yun was so happy that he wanted to cheer.
He must be very angry, right
You must feel that your taste has been insulted, right
That's right, what I want is his reaction!
If you don't want to be insulted, please stop this boring behavior immediately!
She felt that she was about to achieve her goal, the goal of winning without fighting.
So, she continued her efforts, aggressively, "Just what?"
"Just angry!" He Yu struggled with himself for a long time, finally found a reasonable reason, and regained his confidence.
"Why are you angry? Are you angry that I don't like you?"
"I warn you! There should be a limit to self-righteousness!" He pointed at his head angrily, "This is what I'm angry about! I was hit on the head for no reason. If it were you, would you be angry?!"
"...It really is because of this incident." She felt that He Yu had been deliberately making things difficult for her, as if seeing her was particularly upset.
After thinking about it, the only quarrel between them was the misunderstanding at the KTV before.
In fact, she has always wanted to apologize, but those feelings of guilt have been weakened by his repeated tortures, and they have almost disappeared by now; but if she is wrong, she is wrong, even if she does not feel guilty Still have to be responsible.
"I'm just asking you if you're angry!" He really got more and more angry, "I'm kind, I saw you singing in a KTV, a girl, and thought you had something unhappy, so I wanted to say good or bad It’s considered acquaintance, so you should come and take care of it. It’s good for you, just do it if you disagree! I will pay for the microphone you smashed!”
"I'm sorry, I was really wrong about that..."
"Apologize, show me some sincerity, it's just lip service, who wouldn't!"
She took a deep breath, "You can make a price."
Xing Yun went all out, although she might be extorted money, but she did make a mistake first.
"... the night or the hour?"
"ha?"
"Forget it, pretend I didn't say..." He suddenly remembered that Xia Ke had said that this woman had zero love experience, that her adolescence was basically given to the "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation", and her adulthood was basically given to work. She must not understand this slightly colored stalk. He pursed his lips and returned to the subject, "Who do you think I am? Do you think I will send you this little money? Or do you think money can buy everything?"
"Uh..." Isn't this kind of thing usually said by women to men
"Take me to dinner."
"Didn't I invite you to dinner every day recently?"
"Working meals count? Do you know what sincerity is?"
"Okay, okay, what do you want to eat?"
"I haven't thought about it yet, I'll tell you when I decide."
"Can you decide quickly?"
He Yu squinted her eyes angrily, "Are you in a hurry to reincarnate?"
"That's not what I said. Although it's really annoying to eat with you, it's not enough to die and rush to reincarnate. I just feel uncomfortable owed to you. I hope I can settle it as soon as possible."
"... Are you in a hurry to get rid of me?"
"Yes." Xing Yun was very frank.
"Beautiful thought! Even if the personal affairs are settled, we still have a working relationship!"
"Don't worry..." She smiled and waved her hand, "Mr. Xia should be back soon. If your design is not finished by then, I will ask him to arrange another person to hand over to you."
"don't want!"
"You really like me."
"... I mean it won't take that long! Tomorrow! I can hand in the design tomorrow! Then go to dinner, and we will settle the matter together!"
"OK."
"..." It's strange, why does it feel like walking into her routine