"Uncle Cheng, it is indeed you. WWw、qUAnbEn-xIaosHuo、CoM" Xiao Yueye looked at Cheng Yue who came in with a smile.
Before Cheng Yue could speak, his wife screamed: "Oh my God, damn ghost, what's wrong with you? Why are you so broken? Oh my God, my God, you're bleeding."
She looked startled, which would definitely make people laugh in aristocratic circles. But at this moment, Cheng Yue, who was standing, and Xiao Yueye, who was lying down, could only feel the deep concern in the words of the old Cheng family.
Seeing his wife hurriedly undressing and bandaging her face, with a look of distress and worry on her face, Cheng Yue smiled: "Okay, don't worry, I won't die. You mother-in-law hasn't given me a few babies yet." Baby, how could I die so early? Do you want me to die early so that you can go out and hook up with some young guys? "
His joke made the old Cheng family give him an annoyed look. But seeing that his man spoke loudly and looked like he was always carefree, the old Cheng family was relieved.
She spat at Cheng Yue: "Don't embarrass you! There is water in the house, you can clean it yourself. I went out to cook."
"I know, you're a bitch, you just talk a lot. Hey, let's cook something good today and kill the old rooster at home, so that it won't stop crowing all day long. Also, go buy some good wine and come back." Cheng Yue ordered hurriedly.
"I know." An angry voice sounded, and the old Cheng family disappeared from their eyes.
Cheng Yue smiled, turned to look at Xiao Yueye, and said jokingly: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, we haven't seen you for two years, how did you become such a virtuous person, Xiaoye? Look at the bear like you are now, who knows you?"
Xiao Yueye tried her best to lift her arm, crying: "Uncle Cheng, I can't move much to begin with, and auntie's tight bandage..."
Looking at Xiao Yueye being wrapped into a rice dumpling, Cheng Yue tried hard not to laugh out loud. However, he suppressed his laughter, causing the muscles on his face to tremble: "I am a very honest woman and will not cut corners."
Xiao Yueye has lived with him for seven years, how could he not know Cheng Yue's virtue? He is not a serious person. He pretends to be careless and tricks them into going out to drink and have sex. It can be said that a large part of the reason why Su Jing and Song Hu were in love every day was due to the influence of this tireless uncle.
After not seeing each other for two years, I thought he was already married and could be a little more serious, but unexpectedly, things are still easy to change!
Glancing at Cheng Yue, he saw that the clothes on his upper body had disappeared, and his lower body was in tatters and dusty. The bright red color on the pants and the lingering fishy smell all told Xiao Yueye that Cheng Yuegang had fought with someone.
As for the target, Xiao Yueye could figure it out with her toes.
"Uncle Cheng, you faced them? How could you?" Xiao Yueye didn't say the whole thing, he was really in disbelief. He knew the capabilities of the Mo family's secret guard. If it were a head-to-head confrontation, let alone Cheng Yue, even Cheng Yue and himself would have no chance of winning.
But the fact now is that Cheng Yue is standing here, but the Mo family's secret guard is not chasing him.
This means one thing, Cheng Yue won. Moreover, he won the secret guards of the Mo family and did not dare to pursue him.
What exactly is going on
Looking at Xiao Yueye's face, he was obviously thinking. Cheng Yue hit his head hard: "Okay, stop your smart head! I'm not a big man, but my head keeps spinning every day. Tell me, why do you live so tiredly? I'm more like my uncle. Okay, let’s have a drink and live a more comfortable life.”
Xiao Yueye tried to rub her head, but in vain. He muttered twice: "Sure enough, the habit of bullying the juniors has not changed."
Cheng Yue, who became a master, had a very good ear. He chuckled: "What did you say about me?"
Xiao Yueye shook her head repeatedly. The head wrapped into a rabbit shape looked very funny.
Seeing his appearance, Cheng Yue couldn't bear it anymore and laughed out loud. He and Xiao Yueye had been living together for so many years, and it was not just once or twice that he was hit by this kid. Not only is he handsome, but he also makes smart decisions and has strong martial arts skills. He makes people feel like he is in a fog and can't see clearly. Every time he saw this kid, Cheng Yue always had the thought that God was unfair. Moreover, this boy, together with Su Jing and Song Hu, also harassed him several times. Unfortunately, this kid was as spirited as a ghost and couldn't catch his tail at all. He could only gnash his teeth and swallow the bitter water into his stomach.
That's why he developed the habit of bullying only the three juniors, Xiao Yueye, Su Jing, and Song Hu.
Now seeing that Xiao Yueye, who had always been serious and charming, had turned into such a virtuous person, he couldn't help but feel two words: happy!
Xiao Yueye couldn't tell what Cheng Yue was thinking. He could only sigh secretly, helpless.
"Okay, stop laughing. You guessed it right. I did have sex with those fourteen sons. Moreover, I almost died, and my mother-in-law was about to become a widow."
"How could that happen?" Xiao Yueye asked.
Cheng Yue shrugged: "At the last moment, I finally broke through and became a grandmaster. Of course they were afraid of me, so they begged me for mercy, and then escaped. Don't worry, Xiaoye, I am here, I guarantee you will be fine."
Xiao Yueye's mouth was very big.
What? Did I hear correctly just now? Grandmaster
Uncle Cheng turned out to be a Grandmaster!
God, your life is too good, right? For an ordinary person, if he has the chance to meet a grandmaster once in his life, it will be enough for him to show off for the rest of his life. But not only have I seen them, but my relationship with every master is extraordinary.
Qiu Ziyun, Murong Hui, the Sixth Patriarch Huineng, and now Cheng Yue is added.
How many masters are there in total in the world? I actually know four of them!
One is his master, the other is his father-in-law, one has been a favor to him, and the other is his uncle whom he has known since childhood.
Could it be that, these days, grandmasters are worthless
Xiao Yueye couldn't help but sigh that her character was really good. It's so good that even I feel incredible.
But what's even more incredible is that Cheng Yue also became a grandmaster
Xiao Yueye once heard Murong Hui say that a master actually pays attention to the spiritual realm. What breaks through is the self, and what is mastered is the true heart. The realm of a grandmaster is indescribable, but once you enter it, you can naturally feel it.
But in Xiao Yueye's mind, the Grandmaster should have a very proud and ethereal feeling. Just like Qiu Ziyun's aloofness, Murong Hui's aloofness, and Master Huineng's compassion. However, looking left and right, I can't tell that Cheng Yue looks anything like a master.
He is greedy for drink, lustful, careless, and uses foul language. This is his truest portrayal.
Such a person can also become a master. If word spreads about this, I don’t know how many people will cover their hearts and commit suicide!
Xiao Yueye made no secret of her suspicion. This look made Cheng Yue immediately unhappy: "What? You don't believe that I have become a grandmaster? Damn, you look down on me too, don't you?"
Xiao Yueye nodded "honestly": "It's really unbelievable. I can't believe that Uncle Cheng can actually become a grandmaster."
Cheng Yue was so angry that he stamped his feet at his "honest" answer, but there was nothing he could do. He could only take a deep breath, and then put on a look of disdain: "How many grandmasters have you seen? I am very responsible to tell you that now even Qiu Ziyun, I am not afraid of your master in front of me. ”
Xiao Yueye actually believed that Cheng Yue had become a master. After all, if he wasn't a grandmaster, how could he defeat the Mo family's secret guards head-on? Moreover, although Xiao Yueye was seriously injured, his eyesight was still there. If you observe Cheng Yue carefully, you can indeed feel that there is something different about him. The aura on his body was much more restrained than before, and was as deep as the sea. The bloody aura that permeated his body at every turn before was no longer noticeable. But when Xiao Yueye gathered her concentration to observe him, she felt terrified in her heart and felt chills on her back.
These all prove Cheng Yue's words. But seeing Cheng Yue's proud look now, Xiao Yueye couldn't help but hit him: "Uncle Cheng, I know more than one master. My master Qiu Ziyun, future father-in-law Murong Hui, the sixth ancestor Huineng, they can They are all masters. Moreover, they are masters who have been famous for a long time.”
Now it was Cheng Yue's turn to open his eyes wide: "You, your boy, actually know so many masters? Murong Hui, Zhao Wang Murong Hui? He is your future father-in-law, and he is also a master?"
Xiao Yueye nodded: "Yes, don't you know? Oh, yes, after all, uncle, you have just stepped into the realm of a grandmaster. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk."
Cheng Yue shook his head vigorously: "It's not that I don't understand, it's that this society is too strange! Damn it, I thought that there was only one Qiu Ziyun in the world who could be my opponent. I didn't expect that there are so many masters that I don't know about!"
"However," he changed his tone and said, "I can't defeat them now, but I can still handle you."
Xiao Yueye saw Cheng Yue's fierce look and knew that the other party was stimulated by her, so she quickly shrank her head and said: "Uncle Cheng, you are a master, you will never bully a seriously injured junior like me, right?"
Cheng Yue smiled softly, as evil as he wanted: "Didn't you say that I haven't changed my habit of bullying the younger generation? Then I will bully you! If you call you arrogant, don't you dare to believe me."
Xiao Yueye repeatedly begged for mercy: "I was wrong, Uncle Cheng, I was wrong. It's not that I don't believe you became a grandmaster, I just don't believe that those fourteen people would kneel down and beg for mercy and run away like shit like you said."
"Can't I lie to you?" Cheng Yue looked stern, but his hands had stopped.
Xiao Yueye grimaced. Although Cheng Yue was just slapping her gently for fun, he could still feel the pain of the injury.
"Uncle Cheng, you are lying and you can make a draft at least! Who are those fourteen people? They would rather die than do what you said, uncle."
"What kind of awesome people are they? Why can't they kneel down and beg for mercy?" Cheng Yue curled his lips and touched his chin and said: "But, having said that, who did you provoke? These fourteen guys are very evil. !”
"Uncle should have heard of the Mo family's secret guard, right?"
"The secret guard of the Mo family?" Cheng Yue was shocked: "No wonder, no wonder he is so fierce! How did you kid offend the Mo family?"
Xiao Yueye smiled and slowly started from the beginning, leaving out nothing except the guardian dragon and his own life experience.
After hearing this, Cheng Yue took a long breath: "Hey, you kid, you are so prosperous! Compared with you, my achievements back then are nothing! But that kid Song Hu is also worth it to me. Live up to your expectations and didn’t embarrass me, that’s good, haha!”
The man from the old Cheng family opened the curtain and came in, shouting: "It's time to eat, you damn ghost, why don't you go and wash up? What do you look like now? Xiaoye, stay here while my aunt brings the food in!"
"Oh, thank you, aunt!"
"We are all from our own family, why are you so polite?" The old Cheng family member smiled lovingly and turned around to leave.
Cheng Yue was dumbfounded: "You boy, are you really killing men, women, old and young? Is my lioness so gentle to you? I have never enjoyed this before! Boy, I'm warning you, don't take advantage of my wife, otherwise I will Castrate you."
Xiao Yueye was speechless and could only say lightly: "I will convey these words to aunt."
Cheng Yue's face suddenly pulled down and he scratched his head: "It's just a joke."
Xiao Yueye laughed secretly from the side. He judged one thing from the chat with the old Cheng family and Cheng Yue's words and deeds.
Cheng Yue, henpecked!
It is also commonly known as henpecked!
No one would have thought of this! Moreover, looking at this situation, even if Cheng Yue becomes a master, he is still afraid of his wife!
The food was served quickly. Xiao Yueye sat on the bed, holding up the chopsticks with difficulty with her only unbandaged hand, and put the food into her mouth with difficulty.
Seeing his appearance, Cheng Yue felt relieved! He deliberately ate loudly and said, "Come on, come on, Xiaoye, you're welcome. There's nothing good at my uncle's house, so don't be polite!"
Xiao Yueye rolled her eyes, are you welcome? Of course I won't be polite to you. The problem is that even if I want to be rude, it won't work! It's hard to pick up a dish, so why are you so rude
What's more, Xiao Yue appeared at night, and after all the hardships, when he finally caught the chicken legs, Cheng Yue's chopsticks caught the chicken legs "just right", "coincidentally", "just right", and then gently put them in his In the bowl. By the way, he chewed the food he was eating and swallowed it into his stomach.
Shameless!
This is naked and shameless!
"Xiao Ye is so polite. So, since you are not in good health, you should eat more vegetarian food. It's better for uncle to eat such greasy chicken legs."
Xiao Yueye swore that if she recovered, she would never let Cheng Yue go! Can't beat it? No problem, I'll poison you. If it doesn’t work once, I’ll do it twice. If it doesn’t work twice, I’ll do it three times.
If you know it's poisonous, you just can't eat it!
I'm hungry for you, just like you are now.
Cheng Yue felt so proud that he poured himself another glass of wine and smelled it: "It smells good! Good wine, good wine!"
This wine is really good, with a fragrant aroma. Xiao Yueye can feel it even though she is far away. The old man from the Cheng family also poured a glass and hesitated for a moment: "Damn it, can Xiaoye drink now? This fruit juice is less strong, so it should be fine, right?"
"No!" Cheng Yue said hurriedly, with an evil smile on his face: "He is seriously injured and cannot touch a drop of wine! Don't harm him with your kindness!" (Quanben Novel Network www.qUAnbEn-xIaosHuo.com )