Their Lucky Star Was Transmigrated!

Chapter 699: Stupid pig, stupid donkey

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You win, you are justified!

This is the eternal truth.

Successful people often tell people about their successful experiences, persistence, trial and error, and will and belief.

The successful experiences mentioned by a thousand successful people can be summed up in the following categories.

There is a classic saying that in the eyes of a thousand people, there are a thousand Hamlets.

Normally, everyone's life is unrepeatable. In the same way, success is unique and difficult to copy. Even if this successful person were to do it over again, he might not be able to embark on the same path to success.

As philosophy says, it is impossible for people to step into the same river at different times.

But successful people like to preach their successful experiences. The theories are all set. After listening to their speeches, how many people have succeeded

It is no exaggeration to say that this answer is rare.

Why

Fubao has considered this issue very early.

In her opinion, success is simply due to one reason: luck.

Different people may start the same thing at the same time, but why did you succeed in the end? Didn't anyone else insist? Do others have no will? Or, haven’t others tried and made mistakes

The answer is, everything that should be there is already there.

But those who fail are just a little bit unlucky.

But because of success, successful people can talk and speak freely because they are winners. Even if they say that their farts are sweet, there will probably be a group of people behind them touting them.

However, when faced with such people, Fubao always kept a respectful distance.

Treating chance as inevitable and deceiving others to continue doing this is pure deception.

Therefore, when his second brother proudly began to promote his wisdom, Fubao decisively poured cold water on him.

"Second brother, I have a question. Our family has a pig and a donkey. We want to eat them during the Chinese New Year. Do you think we should eat the pig first or the donkey first?"

"Of course, eat the pig first!"

"Eat the donkey first!"

Xu Lao Er and Xu Lao San almost gave their answers in unison.

Fu Bao chuckled, looked at his second brother, and said, "Donkey thinks so too!"

Then, she looked at her third brother and said, "Pigs think the same way!"

"Little sister, what do you mean?"

Xu Laoer was still thinking about what Fubao meant by being a pig or a donkey, but Xu Laosan suddenly figured it out.

Xu Laosan couldn't help laughing, but was slapped on the head by his second brother.

"Third brother, what's wrong with you silly little brother?"

"Second brother, what I mean is that you are a stupid donkey!"

Xu Laosan decisively revealed the answer to his second brother.

"Nonsense, little sister can't possibly say that!"

Xu Laoer stared.

Xu Laosan could only tell the joke about the pig and the donkey to his second brother, and finally concluded depressedly, "You said you should eat the pig first, so you are a stupid donkey, and I said you should eat the donkey first, so I am idiot!"

"Both of us brothers were fooled by my little sister!"

In terms of intelligence, Xu Laosan is obviously superior to Xu Laoer.

After being explained in detail by his brother, Xu Laosan finally understood what his little sister meant.

"Sure enough, I'm smarter!"

After understanding what Fu Bao's story about the pig and the donkey meant, Xu Laoer didn't feel at all that he had been tricked by his little sister, but looked at Xu Laosan with pleasure.

Xu Laosan was dumbfounded and just wanted to argue with his second brother, but soon he realized that he was really stupid.

With his status as a dignified Jie Yuan, he actually compared who is smarter with his second brother who always knows how to move forward. How stupid is this!

Does he need to compare

Justice is in the heart!

"Yes, yes, second brother is indeed very smart."

"Third brother, let me tell you, I was not interested in studying at the beginning. Otherwise, the number one scholar in Xiangyi Prefecture would have to be your second brother and me!"

"Yes, yes, second brother, you are absolutely right!"

Xu Laosan is no longer too lazy to argue with his second brother.

In the land of Yifu, the highest achievement a student can achieve is Jieyuan. The number one scholar was appointed by the emperor after he arrived in the capital to participate in the general examination and passed the palace examination!

My second brother doesn't even know this basic common sense, yet I still compare myself to him, stupid, so stupid!

"Second brother, third brother, can you be more serious?"

"The savages are coming!"

Fu Bao couldn't stand the stupid behavior of these two idiot brothers, so he was so angry that he stepped on each of them.

"Yes, the savages are coming!"

Xu Lao Er immediately rolled his eyes at Xu Lao San and said, "Second brother, wait a minute, my second brother will let you see what battlefield awareness is!"

In this aspect, Xu Laoer feels that he is quite experienced.

Of course, he would not admit frankly that his so-called battlefield awareness is not as good as having the blessing of his little sister.

About half an hour later, the Savage's forward team had reached the critical level.

At this time, the scouts lurking in Haoguan had withdrawn and could no longer report back the situation of the savage army.

But before the scouts left, the news they brought back was that the number of the savage army must have reached tens of thousands.

If such a large number of savages are all young and strong, then if this group of savages is killed, the strength of the polar savages will inevitably be greatly damaged.

Tens of thousands of young men are really a large number for the polar savages whose living conditions are very harsh.

"Be careful, don't rush to attack!"

Facing the roaring army of barbarians after entering the Hao Pass, Xu Laoer calmly commanded.

Oil tank attack

nonexistent.

The savage army is extremely large in number and cannot use such a strategic killer weapon from the beginning.

When the savage army entered the range of the eight-niu crossbow, Xu Laoer still did not order an attack. He waited until the savages entered the range of the archers before ordering the archers to shoot.

After three volleys, the savage army was approaching the trench.

"Eight Oxen Crossbow, volley!"

It wasn't until this moment that Xu Laoer ordered the Eight Ox Crossbow to fire.

Huge crossbow arrows flew out, and each crossbow arrow attack could kill several savages and injure more savages.

Because of the presence of the corpses of savages shot by archers beside the trench, the savages who wanted to jump over the trench did not have enough space to run.

The savages who originally had powerful jumping abilities were blocked from moving forward by the corpses of their tribesmen.

And all of this is Xu Laoer's plan.

The savages had no way to cross the ditch. They wanted to turn back, but the retreat was blocked by the tribesmen behind them.

This is a complete massacre!

The savage's melee combat ability was completely restrained. Although he had a powerful close combat ability, he had no chance to use it and could only be shot in frustration.

Even the polar savages who don't know what fear is, on this occasion, fear appeared and they wanted to escape from this hell of death. (End of chapter)