After changing the body fluid, Shen Ye didn't let Shen Yi turn on the phone, looked at Yaoyao and said, "Let's talk."
Yaoyao smiled: "I was about to say that too."
Shen Ye took her to the living room, "Sit wherever you want." After speaking, he sat sideways on a single sofa, crossed his legs, picked up the matchbox and smoked a cigarette slowly.
Only then did Yaoyao have time to look at the place where Shen Yi was born.
The dark and cramped living room is full of dilapidated furniture, a few benches with missing legs are piled up in the corner, and there is a small square table in the center of the living room, which should be used for a chess board, but it has been covered with dust, who knows how long Not wiped.
The room smelled of a mixture of dust and cheap fast food, which was very pungent.
Shen Ye pointed at the single sofa opposite with a cigarette, indicating that Yaoyao could sit there.
Yaoyao didn't seem to notice any dust on the sofa that was no less than that on the square table, she sat down without changing her face, and smiled with her red lips curled up, "I can't imagine that Shen Ye, who has won the world champion for ten consecutive years, would live in such a place. Those chess fans who like you will probably go crazy if they find out."
Shen Ye took a deep breath, smoked the cigarette to the end, flicked his fingers on the overflowing trash can not far away, and asked, "Are you coming?"
Yaoyao: "Come on!"
He turned around and pulled out the chessboard from under his buttocks, took out the chess box from the ground supporting the square table, and placed it on the square table.
The two of them were like old friends who hadn't seen each other for many years, holding the chess pieces in a leisurely manner, chatting while playing chess, with a very unserious attitude.
Shen Ye: "Shen Yi is an obedient child, why did he become rebellious once he got into your hands?"
Yaoyao Luozi replied: "Maybe the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked."
He laughed and asked, "Who is Shangliang?"
Yaoyao looked up at him with a smile and said, "Of course it's you and me."
Shen Ye paused for a moment holding the hand of the chess piece, feeling a little uncomfortable.
How can it be said that they are a pair of irresponsible parents
Shen Ye shuddered suddenly, and his hairs stood on end.
He realized a terrible fact, this woman doesn't like him, does she
He also has some understanding of Yaoyao's behavior over the years. She seldom agrees to challenges from others, especially from those who have been defeated by her. , she did not have any hesitation to challenge.
All the things before, plus the ambiguous words just now, Shen Ye felt that he didn't think much about it.
This is terrible. Who wants this kind of woman? Marrying her home is like welcoming a big Buddha back home.
How should I answer her words, how can I refuse to make her completely give up? After all, he knew that she was a person who would not give up until she reached her goal.
When Shen Ye was worrying about his future, he heard her say: "I just kissed him once, and he became like this..."
relative
She wants to kiss him
How should he refuse
Wait what did she say
Shen Ye raised his eyes in surprise, "Who did you say you kissed?"
"Shen Yi." Yaoyao took it for granted, "If I don't kiss him, can I still kiss you?"
Yaoyao's eyes fell on the man's unshaven face, and there was naked disgust in her eyes, "You haven't shaved for a few days? Which woman can kiss you?"
Shen Ye: "..."
He took a deep breath and rolled his eyes, "I just shaved yesterday!"
Yaoyao exaggerated: "Oh my god, you haven't shaved for two days, it doesn't count if you turn your house into a pig's nest, do you really treat yourself like a pig?"
Shen Ye: "..."
She is so mad at him that he forgets it!
"Why are you kissing Shen Yi? If you are dissatisfied with your desires, buy a robot lover, and don't start with Shen Yi." Shen Ye finally regained his emotions, and said with a cold face.
Yaoyao raised her eyebrows, "Didn't you ask me to teach him?"
"I asked you to teach him how to play chess, but I didn't let you... let you..." He didn't know whether he was angry or ashamed, and a strange blush appeared on his face.
Yaoyao sneered, "What do you want me to do? To tease him? I am willing, this is how I teach him, can't it?"
"What kind of method is this?" He was angry.
"Teach him what desire is, teach him the most instinctive desire carved into the soul of human beings. Can't you?"
"Then you don't have to..." Shen Ye glared at her and said, "Shameless."
Yaoyao rolled her eyes, "Wake up, I died early in the morning."
Shen Ye was too lazy to argue with her, and said, "He's a robot, it's useless for you to tease him like this, so save your energy."
Yaoyao twirled the chess piece and smiled, "Who said it's useless? He has already learned to imitate human behavior, hasn't he?"
No matter how upset Shen Ye was, he had no choice but to shut up.
With the facts in front of him, he couldn't help denying that Shen Yi's behavior this time was indeed too abnormal. The precautions were programmed into his central system when he was just born. It stands to reason that he should not violate the instructions he entered. , to rashly try to use human medicine.
The more Shen Ye thought about it, the more irritable he became, he threw the chess piece, leaned on the sofa, and said, "I can't play anymore."
Yaoyao sneered: "The result is the same whether you play or not, you lose."
Shen Ye stood up abruptly, strode into the bathroom, and went to the bathroom. When he was washing his hands in front of the sink, he saw himself in the mirror.
The man in the mirror had handsome eyebrows and eyes. He used to have bronze-colored healthy skin, but in recent years, he has become pale without leaving home, his eye sockets are blue, and the beard on his chin is covered with stubble. He really doesn't look very good.
He touched his chin, feeling a little prickly. At this moment, a woman's exclamation came from outside, "Why are you up?"
After Shen Ye left, Yaoyao was sitting in the living room idly collecting chess pieces, when she heard faint footsteps, she thought it was Shen Ye who had come out, so she didn't raise her head and asked, "Can't you play yet?"
She didn't hear the answer, and she realized something was wrong. When she looked up, she saw Shen Yi, who should have been turned off, standing at the door, looking straight at her.
Yaoyao was taken aback, is this a robot that has become a spirit
When Shen Ye came out, Yaoyao and Shen Yi were sitting one, standing the other, staring at each other, no one said hah.
He was also stunned for a second, thinking about why Shen Yi would turn on the phone automatically, but he didn't have a clue, so he simply asked him, "Why did you get up by yourself?"
Shen Yi looked away from Yaoyao, looked at Shen Ye, and said, "I heard you guys talking about me, and I don't know why it turned on automatically."
Yaoyao breathed a sigh of relief, glared at Shen Ye, and asked, "Did you set some power-on password and we accidentally revealed it?"
Shen Ye: "..."
He took a deep breath, "No, and it stands to reason that no matter what we say when the phone is turned off, he should have no response."
Shen Yi didn't seem to understand what kind of commotion he had caused, and still looked at Yaoyao with that dazed indifference.
Yaoyao recalled his series of abnormal reactions, a little scared and a little excited, waved to him cautiously, and said, "Xiao Yi, come here and sit beside me."
Shen Yi immediately walked over, sat down next to her, still staring at her, waiting for her further instructions.
I don't know if it was a coincidence, but this time he sat closer than ever before.
Before Yaoyao let him sit beside her, after he sat down, there was always a short distance between his body and Yaoyao, not much, about a fist, but this time there was only a distance of one finger between the two of them.
Shen Yi stared at her and asked, "What desire do you want to teach me?"
When he turned off the phone, he heard her say this.
Shen Ye leaned against the wall next to him and didn't speak. He wanted to see how this woman would answer.
Yaoyao stretched out her hand and pinched his face, feeling that it was too exciting, the feeling was the same as touching the head of a tiger, a dangerous, beautiful and uncontrollable powerful creature, which made her cheeks flush slightly with excitement.
Shen Ye mistakenly thought that she had thought of some unhealthy content, that's why she was so excited, couldn't help but sneered, and interrupted Yaoyao just when she was about to speak, "Go back to your own tutors to teach that thing, Don't dirty my place."
The atmosphere was interrupted, Yaoyao rolled his eyes at him, and said angrily: "You are defeated, why are there so many troubles?"
"You..." Shen Ye turned pale with anger, and walked to the door with a wave of his hands, "If you don't leave, I'll go to the head office, right?"
He opened the door, and before leaving, he said: "Clean up the house when you leave, and don't leave any shameful things behind."
After speaking, he closed the door with a bang.
Yaoyao snorted speechlessly.
Shen Yi finally shifted his attention away from Yaoyao, and asked, "What's the matter, master?"
Yaoyao said angrily: "Don't pay attention to him, some people are dirty, do you know what is meant by 'you call someone an old goblin when you are covered in white feathers'?"
Shen Yi nodded obediently, there is this common saying in his database.
Yaoyao told him earnestly, "Don't imitate him, you understand?"
Shen Yi knew that Yaoyao was referring to Shen Ye, but he didn't understand why Shen Ye was "all white", and how could Yaoyao be an "old goblin".
He was distracted for a second, remembering that most of the "fairies" in the materials were beautiful and charming, and felt that what Shen Ye said was right, she was a fairy, the most beautiful fairy.
But he still nodded obediently, continued to the previous topic, and asked, "What are you going to teach me?"
Yaoyao laughed and said, "Do you know how humans reproduce?"
Shen Yi nodded and replied: "The male and sperm combine with the female's egg to form a fertilized egg, which will be fertilized in the mother's body for a certain period of time. After the embryo is fully developed, it will separate from the mother's body and form a separate individual."
Yaoyao praised him: "The answer is correct, but the sperm is in a man's body and the egg is in a woman's body, how do they combine?"
Shen Yi opened his mouth in a daze, trying to search for the answer from his own database, but unfortunately Shen Ye only introduced him the most basic physiological knowledge, there is no such high-end one.
Yaoyao raised the corners of her mouth and smiled brightly, "Come on, let me tell you exactly what to do."
Shen Ye wandered aimlessly outside.
In the past few years, except for very necessary things, he basically never went out. Even when he went out, he went straight to the destination like taking Shen Yi to find Yaoyao. He hadn't known what it was like to wander outside for a long time.
Sunshine, pedestrians, noisy voices, and even the surrounding wind made him very irritable. He wanted to go home, but he was afraid of seeing that woman and Shen Yi.
She can even handle robots, this woman is really... really...
He was "really" for a long time, and he didn't think of a suitable adjective.
After wandering around outside patiently for a long time, he reckoned that it should be over anyway, so he got up and went home.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the door was opened, a woman's moan and a man's gasp came from the room, and the obscene language was unbearable.
Shen Ye was stunned immediately. Just as he was about to leave, he suddenly felt that the voice didn't seem right. He went to his bedroom suspiciously, opened the door and saw that woman was nestling in front of his computer desk with Shen Yi. The person huddled in the chair while eating his own snacks, while looking at the computer screen, the sound that made people blush and heartbeat came from the computer.
Shen Ye: "..."
Damn, these two psychos are actually watching action movies in their bedroom? !
The most unforgivable thing is to steal my own snacks!