As soon as Shen Ye left, Yaoyao took Shen Yi to occupy the master's bedroom.
She had seen it just now, except that there was a computer in Shen Ye's bedroom in this pigsty, there was not even a TV in other places, and the two of them didn't know how they lived before.
Yaoyao mentally made up the picture of one person and one machine doing nothing to do and sitting with his face upside down. He thinks that Shen Yi's cuteness may not only be because he is a robot, but the growth environment may also be a major factor.
Yaoyao sat in front of the computer and turned on the screen, feeling that something was missing.
His eyes fell on the large bag of potato chips lying on the bed, and there it was.
When watching a movie, it must be used with Coke popcorn for the best movie-watching experience.
Shen Ye's computer was assembled by himself, the value of this computer alone is more expensive than all his belongings, the user experience is excellent, the hard disk space is large, and it is full of various materials. It's a video of myself playing against others, but the opponent is Shen Ye, which accounts for more than half.
"Terrible stubbornness." Yaoyao murmured, and continued to search, searching the computer but could not find love action movies.
She found it a little inconceivable that Shen Ye was a big man, and he didn't even have a small movie. No wonder Shen Ye didn't understand anything about how his life was going.
She entered a real website and clicked "Enter", but unexpectedly, she actually entered.
Shen Yi stared at the screen seriously, watching her turn off one small advertisement after another, and finally entered a magical world after many obstacles.
Yaoyao glanced at the page, twirled a piece of potato chips, stuffed it into her mouth, and said vaguely: "Which one do you like, pick one."
Shen Yi carefully pointed out one of the words "female student", "stewardess", "little nurse", "S&M", and said, "I want to see this."
Yaoyao took a serious look, her face turned slightly dark.
This female worry looks a bit like herself, she is lying on the desk with her butt pouted, her face looks like pain, but also joy, and the title "female teacher XXXX" is written underneath.
"Change to another one." Yaoyao coldly refused, without any room for negotiation.
Shen Yi was puzzled, "Didn't you let me choose?"
Yaoyao said righteously: "This one doesn't look good, change it."
Shen Yi pursed his lower lip, a faint reluctance appeared on his expressionless face, and said, "I don't know, you choose."
Yaoyao: "Have you learned to lose your temper?!"
Simply a bear child.
"Okay," she concedes, asking, "why this?"
Shen Yi looked blank.
Yaoyao smiled, "Tell me why you chose this one, and I'll let you see it."
Shen Yi replied slowly: "I... I don't know."
Yaoyao looked at him silently, obviously dissatisfied with the answer.
Shen Yi racked his brains to think, as if he had an answer in his mind, but it was separated by a layer of flexible gauze, trapping him in it, and he couldn't break free no matter how hard he struggled.
Yaoyao stared at him, stroked his fingers lightly, and said softly, "There is always a reason for making a choice. What makes this video better than others? Is it the story that makes you like it?"
No, it's not.
Shen Yi shook his head silently in his heart. When he made his decision, he hadn't seen the words below.
"Why is that?" she continued, "Is it the actors that make you like it?"
Shen Yi looked at the woman in the video and nodded hesitantly.
Yaoyao continued to guide him, "Why do you like her? There are people who are prettier than her."
Shen Yi subconsciously defended his favorite actor, saying: "No one else is as good-looking as her."
Yaoyao laughed, "Why? This one has longer legs than hers, this one has bigger breasts than hers, this one has bigger eyes than hers, this one has better skin than hers... many of them are prettier than hers."
When she said this, she was very close to him, and her breath hit his face, which was numb and itchy.
He stared at her fixedly, and spit out a word out of nowhere, "She looks like you."
Yaoyao laughed happily, and jokingly asked, "I chose her because she resembles me, right?"
Shen Yi went through it carefully in his mind, and nodded vigorously.
Yaoyao pinched his wrist to play, clicked on the video, and said, "You don't need to calculate the data, you have made a choice, this is called 'thinking', and it is also a kind of human desire..."
While talking, the video had already started, Yaoyao shut up, pinched a potato chip and stuffed it into his mouth, said: "Look carefully, just now it was a spiritual desire, now I will teach you a physical desire."
Shen Yi had no choice but to swallow the words that came to his lips, rolled up the potato chips and put them in his mouth.
When designing him, Shen Ye was very thoughtful. In order to avoid his identity as an artificial intelligence being discovered, he added a seemingly digestive system to him. He can eat, drink, excrete, and taste them. Taste, but unable to absorb the energy in food.
His main source of energy is still the energy cells in his body.
The story begins.
This kind of movie is the same, spend three to five minutes to introduce the background of the story and the character of the protagonist, and then go straight to the point, pop! Snapped! Snapped!
The heroine is a new math teacher in a private high school, and she is attracted by the bully in the class. One day, the teacher left late to correct the test paper, and was pushed on the table by the students in the office...
Next is sex on various occasions. The director is well versed in the bad tastes of movie audiences. The classrooms where the main places are concentrated are very exciting during the class.
Yaoyao watched it with gusto, and Shen Yi watched it seriously, but only seriously. His body didn't respond at all, just like watching popular science programs.
Yaoyao asked him: "Does it look good?"
Shen Yi thought about it and said it looked good.
The heroine really looks like Yaoyao when she lowers her head, he thinks it looks very good.
Yaoyao: "Do you understand?"
Shen Yi nodded: "Understood."
Yaoyao: "Do you know why human beings are keen on this kind of thing?"
Shen Yi shook his head honestly.
Yaoyao: "..."
Do you dare to say that you understand
At this moment, there was the sound of the door opening outside, and Shen Ye came back.
Yaoyao frowned, thinking about it.
Shen Ye stared at the unpacked snacks in Yaoyao's hands, feeling so distressed that he was about to have a heart attack. This was the snacks that Shen Yi bought for him before he left, and it was the last pack, and it was just like that... She unpacked it!
Yaoyao completely ignored his reddened eyes, and waved like a puppy, "Come here, come here, dilute the model."
Shen Ye: "You actually opened my potato chips!"
Yaoyao pulled Shen Yi up and said, "Pull Shen Ye over here."
He nodded obediently, and went to pull Shen Ye.
"Do you know, this is the last bag!"
"Take off his clothes." Yaoyao said, rewinding the video to the beginning.
Shen Yi immediately started to unbutton Shen Ye. He was shocked, and quickly covered his neckline, "What are you doing?" Seeing Yaoyao throwing another piece of potato chips into his mouth, tears were about to come out of his heartache, "Chen Yaoyao, you pay me... Damn, Shen Yi, stop , don’t even listen to me?”
Yaoyao: "Don't pay attention to him, continue."
"Chen Yaoyao!" He called her name loudly.
"Taking off your clothes is like raping you, man, can you do it?" Yaoyao was louder than him.
Shen Ye's face was flushed from holding back, his clothes were about to be stripped off, what else could he do
The two were arguing, and Shen Yi stretched out his hand to stop or continue. He had to listen to both of them, but when the orders of the two were diametrically opposed, who should he listen to
Shen Ye hugged his chest tightly, and refused to let Shen Yi touch his clothes. He looked like a chaste woman, and even Yaoyao didn't care about eating his snacks.
His innocence is almost gone, so he still cares about that
"What on earth do you want to do? Let me tell you, I have no interest in you, don't covet my body..."
"Ahem..." Yaoyao choked on the potato chips in an instant, and Shen Yi immediately poured her a glass of water, before Yaoyao could drink it, Shen Ye yelled again, "This is my water glass! "
Yaoyao endured the itching in her throat, gave him a hard look, and took a big mouthful of cold water.
Shen Ye stared blankly and became dumb.
Yaoyao took a deep breath, "Don't worry, even if I have a crush on Shen Yi, I still can't see you. An otaku with a weak kidney."
Shen Ye's face was completely red, and he didn't know whether it was from anger or shame.
"You two, get out of here!"
With a roar, the roof almost fell off.
Yaoyao waited for her ears to feel better before continuing, "Don't worry, I'm not interested in your precious virginity, I just want you to be a model for Shen Yi to demonstrate."
demo? Demonstrate what
Accompanied by Yaoyao's words, there were conversations between men and women coming from the computer. He understood instantly, and even more swore to defend his clothes, "Don't even think about it, I won't sleep with you!"
Yaoyao coughed again.
Shen Ye glared at her, he had no interest in this kind of difficult woman, not at all!
At this time, Shen Yi called him, but he didn't even think about it, and shouted: "Shut up!"
Shen Yi immediately shut up.
Yaoyao suppressed her cough and said, "Little Yi, just say what you want, and leave him alone."
Shen Ye glared at her even more fiercely.
Shen Yi said: "Yaoyao just wants you to take off your clothes to be a model, and doesn't want to sleep with you."
"Why do you call her Yaoyao?" Shen Ye asked subconsciously, before realizing it in the next second, "What model?"
Yaoyao had a half-smile on her face, pointing to the men and women who were already entangled together on the computer and said, "Let Xiaoyi see how normal men react when they see such a video."
Shen Ye's normal face immediately turned red again, he pointed to the video and said in disbelief: "You let him look at me... look at me..."
Yaoyao smiled cutely, "That's right, Shen Yi didn't respond, didn't you give him sexual organs when you designed him?"
Shen Ye immediately shook his head, of course he pretended, but... Shen Yi is a robot after all, even if he has organs, he won't respond, right
Besides, what does teaching him have to do with chess
His eyes fell on the face of the woman in the video, she just lowered her head, she looked very similar to Yaoyao.
Suspicious eyes fell on Yaoyao, Shen Ye thought, it was suspicious to specially pick an actor who resembled her so much.
Shen Ye vowed to defend his innocence to the death, but Yaoyao didn't succeed in the end, so she could only take Shen Yi and leave disappointed.
For the next half a day, Shen Yi was a little out of his mind. When he was resting at night, he lay on the bed, recalling what Yaoyao said. How should a normal man react when he sees that kind of video
He got out of bed, turned on the computer and looked it up.
After reading all the information, he recalled the website address that Yaoyao had entered, and looked again. Same as in the morning, he still had no response.
Shen Yi was a little sad. Is this the difference between robots and humans
He didn't give up, and continued to search for information. Somehow, he entered a forum where ED patients gathered, where various exciting and long-lasting methods were exchanged.
He picked out the refined post and read it, hesitated for a while, and knocked on the door of Yaoyao's bedroom.
The door opened, and a woman in pajamas stood in front of her and looked at herself.
Shen Yi looked at her and asked, "Am I sick?"