What are the consequences of scratching the tiger's whiskers
Naturally, the tiger blew its hair.
Xue Chengxiu narrowed his eyes slightly, and said, "What do you call me?" The ending sounded upward, and the meaning of danger was self-evident.
Although he often has a father's mentality, he is still unhappy when the lover he pursues calls him that. Is he very old
"Oh, it's so late," Yu Siyang pretended to look at the clock on the wall, "the smell of oil smoke, I'm going to take a bath and sleep, hahaha..." He fled upstairs while smiling awkwardly.
Mr. Xue's expression is so terrifying, he looks like he wants to eat people, is he scared to pee
Yu Siyang's movements are not unpleasant, but Mr. Xue, who is tall and long-legged, has a long stride. He followed behind him unhurriedly. When the door was about to be closed, he stretched out his hand to block it and stood at the door. Block the door.
Yu Siyang: "!!!"
"Mr. Xue, it's such a coincidence that you also go back to your room to take a bath and sleep, hahaha..." While laughing, he wanted to punch himself, what a coincidence, his brain was short-circuited.
Xue Chengxiu nodded in a cooperative manner: "It's quite a coincidence."
Yu Siyang: "..." How to continue this
"Do you need me to rub your back?" Xue Chengxiu rolled up his sleeves and looked like a hard-working bather.
Yu Siyang shook his head frantically: "No, no, no..."
"Let's rub it, after all, such a sexy back."
Yu Siyang almost fell to his knees, and Pei Ziteng said that Mr. Xue held revenge, which turned out to be no exaggeration at all.
"I was wrong." He admitted his mistake very neatly.
"Where did you go wrong?"
"Uh... this... how about you give me some hints?"
"Idiot." Xue Chengxiu rubbed his soft hair.
They have been living together for more than half a year, but they have been busy on their own. After careful calculation, they don't get to spend a lot of time together. The prudent and silent young man at the beginning, after letting go of his guard, can play harmless jokes and chat with him. Interesting things during filming, getting along more and more comfortable and relaxed, the baby fat on the face gradually recedes, showing the handsome outline of the youth, time will make this child more beautiful and beautiful.
All this made him like him more and more, and he couldn't help but treat him like a child. He was afraid that he would be cold and hot, that he would be wronged. After being bullied, with all kinds of care and strict education, I just hope that I can treat him a little bit better.
"Go take a shower and go to bed, don't you have to get up early tomorrow?" Xue Chengxiu rubbed the soft hair under his hands again, took a step back, and helped close the door.
Yu Siyang stood there in a daze for a long while, motionless.
The look in Mr. Xue's eyes just now was touching, gentle and profound, reminding him of a jar of lotus wine opened by Master that was said to have been aged for 20 years.
"woo..."
He groaned suddenly, covered his face and squatted down.
Why did he think that Mr. Xue looked delicious and wanted to take a bite
He's full for dinner, isn't he hungry? !
Surprised by his "appetite", Yu Siyang made up his mind about "ten possibilities to become a big stomach king" while taking a bath.
Sleeping in such a depressed mood, Yu Siyang had a dream.
In my dream, I was walking among a large bush of blooming roses. The air was filled with fragrant fragrance. Suddenly, a huge tiger with golden hair and black stripes jumped out in front of me.
The tiger squatted in front of him to block his way, but he was not afraid at all. Instead, he thought that the tiger looked delicious, and it was so big that it would definitely last half a year.
"Tiger, will you let me have a bite?" he asked Tiger.
The tiger could speak human words, and offered a quid pro quo: "If you ask me to rub your back, I'll give you a bite."
He thought, rubbed my back again, and let me eat. Isn't this what I took for all the cheapness
Immediately agreed.
A conspiratorial smile suddenly appeared on the furry face of the tiger, and he jumped in front of him, opened his mouth wide and ate him.
"Ow ooh..."
Yu Siyang was so frightened by his dream that he rolled off the bed and rolled off the bed.
Looking at the time, it was only 5:30 in the morning, but he was awakened by a dream, and he didn't have the habit of returning to sleep, so he got up to wash and went to the kitchen to make breakfast.
The closer to the end of the year, the busier Xue Chengxiu became. In addition, the Xue family in the imperial capital was making trouble this year, and he was even more busy. Therefore, he also got up early and was ready to leave for the airport.
"You're going out so early?" Yu Siyang was lying on the sofa in the living room with a tablet computer playing games, and he quickly got up and asked when he saw Xue Chengxiu coming downstairs in a suit and leather shoes.
Xue Chengxiu nodded and said, "I was going to tell you yesterday, but I forgot. I'm going to a meeting and I'm going out for a few days. You and Mumu must be obedient at home."
"Oh. Then don't you have breakfast? I made buns." Yu Siyang asked.
"It's too late," Xue Chengxiu shook his head, "I'll be back on Sunday night and accompany you to the court next Monday."
Yu Siyang said, "If you are busy, you don't have to rush back. I can go with a lawyer."
Xue Chengxiu rubbed the messy hair on his head, and said softly, "We have walked together for ninety-nine steps, and we have to accompany you for this last step."
"Thank you." Yu Siyang felt that he was too clumsy, he had a lot to say, but he couldn't say it, so he looked at the clock on the wall and said, "Wait for me. "Then he ran into the kitchen.
Xue Chengxiu was waiting for him at the entrance, and after a while, he saw him coming with a thermal insulation box.
"This, just came out, take it and eat it on the road."
Yu Siyang handed over the insulation box, Xue Chengxiu took it, opened it, and was speechless.
The zoo, which has not been seen for a long time, appears again.
There were several buns neatly stacked in the insulation box, and the buns were made into tiger heads—in fact, he wanted to say that they were cat heads, but there was a clear word "king" on his forehead, so he could only think of these buns as tigers.
"Is this for Mumu?"
Yu Siyang looked away embarrassedly, and whispered, "Make it for everyone to eat."
When I was making steamed buns in the morning, my mind was full of the tiger in my dream, and I accidentally made the steamed buns into tiger heads.
Xue Chengxiu covered the insulation box and held it in his hand. With the other hand, he rubbed his child's dull fur again and said, "I'm leaving."
"The journey is smooth, pay attention to safety." Yu Siyang sent it to the door, watching the black Bentley disappear at the corner of the road, before turning back
Sitting on the sofa, I picked up the tablet again, but I couldn't play the game anymore.
Putting the tablet on the sofa, Yu Siyang lay down on the sofa in a paralyzed posture, and found sadly that after a night, his "appetite" did not disappear.
Last night, I thought that Mr. Xue looked delicious. Today, when I saw Mr. Xue in a suit and leather shoes, he felt that he had changed to another taste, but it also looked delicious.
"Could it be that I have evolved a new function?" Cannibalism
Yu Siyang muttered to himself, shuddered by his huge brain hole, and hurriedly went to the kitchen to eat a tiger-headed bamboo shoot with dried vegetables and steamed buns.
The dried bamboo shoots fried with pork belly absorb the fat in the meat, add star anise and dark soy sauce, cook it on low heat until it is crispy, the skin of the buns is soft and fluffy, the dried bamboo shoots and vegetables inside are crispy and soft, and the whole buns are soft. It doesn't take much effort to eat, and it's finished in a few bites, but because it's eaten too fast, it's even more memorable, and I want to eat it again.
Yu Siyang ate three tiger heads in a row before giving up, always remembering that "eating only 80% full, less burden on the stomach", although he still wanted to eat.
- My craft is still as good as ever, and even I can't help myself wanting to eat.
It happened that I was going to record a show with Brother Zhan today, so I brought him two to eat, and by the way, I could ask him a little something.
The talk show that Zhan Heng is going to record is another show that Fangyuan is running on Haixing TV. It is called "Looking at the World with Round Eyes". The ratings are naturally not as good as the ace show "Happy Players", but because the people invited are from all walks of life. Elites from all walks of life, most of the audience who watch it are well-educated intellectuals such as successful people and elite white-collar workers, and the topics they talk about are correspondingly high-end.
Yu Siyang only appeared as a friend invited by Zhan Heng. Naturally, he could not steal the limelight of the protagonist. The topic to be discussed was already sent to him. It was a strange topic-"the healthy and benign development of the film industry".
When Luo Peng got this topic, he complained: "It's more appropriate to write a 20,000-word paper on this kind of topic."
Hearing what Luo Peng said, Yu Siyang felt energized and went to some papers and journals to learn what the film industry is. After a few days of study, he is now very confident that he can write a high-quality paper... No, yes Great match for the show...
"Brother Zhan, I brought steamed buns, do you want to eat them?" When he arrived at the Haixing Building in the afternoon, Yu Siyang took out the thermal insulation box like a treasure.
Zhan Heng twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Do you want me to eat buns in the afternoon?"
"Then do you want to eat?"
The hand that Yu Siyang handed out has been taken back, and Zhan Heng grabbed it and said, "Why don't you eat it, you have a conscience."
It happened that I was not full at noon, so this bun was barely regarded as afternoon tea.
The insulation box is not big, and there are two tiger-headed buns in it. Zhan Heng holds a tiger's head in his hand and despises Yu Siyang's aesthetics.
Whether it is the bun skin or the filling, they complement each other softly, and there is a strong salty fragrance in the mouth, but the bun has already been swallowed, and the taste is still unfinished.
The two buns were quickly eaten, and Zhan Heng expressed dissatisfaction: "Why do you only bring two? Is this on purpose to provoke my greed?"
Yu Siyang twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "Don't eat too much in the afternoon."
"Baozi with the size of a child's fist, only two, and too many calls?"
"...Then what, don't you want to keep your figure? If your abdominal muscles are gone, what will Xiaofeng do if he dislikes you?"
Zhan Heng: "… "
Well, for the sake of what you said is reasonable, I will generously ignore the sin of you deliberately bringing steamed buns to make my abdominal muscles disappear without letting me eat too much.
"Brother Zhan, I have a question for you." Yu Siyang looked around the dressing room, and seeing that everyone else was busy, he approached Zhanheng and whispered, "Have you ever seen someone, and wanted to Eat him, this feeling?"
Zhan Heng immediately laughed coquettishly and sensually, "I feel this way all the time."
"Every moment? Who do you want to eat?" Yu Siyang asked immediately.
"Stupid!" Zhan Heng despised Yu Siyang's IQ in various ways, "Of course it's Xiaofeng, who else could it be besides him."
"Why do you want to eat Brother Xiaofeng?"
Zhan Heng smiled more coquettishly and sensually, "Of course I like him. I love him, I don't want to be separated from him for a moment, I just want to be one with him."
Yu Siyang was shown a face, and he didn't want to talk to Zhan Heng anymore.
It's like this every time. When you have the opportunity, you have to show your affection, and when you don't have the opportunity to create an opportunity, you have to show it. It's really annoying.
Today's show of love task is completed, Zhan Heng is in a good mood. Thinking of Yu Siyang asking him such a question, he immediately turns on the gossip mode and asks, "Who does brother Xiaoyu want to eat? Do you want my brother to give you some tips?"
Yu Siyang pretended to lower his head to play with his mobile phone, ignoring him.
Zhanheng poked him, "Yo, you're still shy. I know who it is if you don't say it."
Yu Siyang: "!!!"
Zhanheng sang affectionately: "winter is here, will spring be far behind?"
Yu Siyang: Neuropathy!