There is Definitely Something Wrong with This Game

Chapter 31: I bet you don't have any bullets in your gun

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The next afternoon.

"Everyone, get moving!"

“Set the stage!”

"No mistakes allowed!"

In the big theater where they had rehearsed before, Jenny excitedly gave instructions to all the servants in the manor.

A group of servants in military uniforms, each holding a long-barreled rifle assigned to them, and around them were slaves dressed in pirate clothes, with haggard faces and various marks on their bodies, who were driven onto the stage.

"Are you ready, Jack?"

Swade, dressed in the uniform of a navy admiral, walked over and smiled at Gu Moli.

"certainly."

Gu Moli nodded heavily.

"That's good."

Swade said with emotion: "This is the first time in my life that I am on stage, and it is for the play of the beautiful Miss Jenny. I am really lucky."

"Ha ha."

Gu Moli touched his chin and said, "I guess it's not luck?"

"Oh?"

"I now think that you may have predicted that Miss Jenny would pass by that street, so you rushed there specially and even got a set of patrol infantry clothes."

Looking at Gu Moli who looked serious, Swade smiled.

"Why do you say that?"

"There are two reasons."

Gu Moli held up a finger and said, "First, you are a noble, and your father is a vice admiral in the navy. Why are you here as a patrol infantryman? This is not a good job. If you stand on the street to pick up girls like you did yesterday, if you are seen by your superiors, the first step is to be fired."

"I want to experience life, right?"

"Hahaha, believe me, a handsome guy like you is more suitable for an office, or even for duty on a warship. There is no point in being a patrolman at all. This possibility is not high."

"....What about the second one?"

"Second, Gu Moli stretched out his second finger: "It may sound mysterious, but I can see it from your facial expression. You seemed too calm when you saw Jenny. Jenny is such a person, but you didn't feel surprised when you met her. "

"Is it not okay for me to be familiar with others?"

"Of course you can, but the real reason I said this is that when I got up to go to the bathroom last night, I accidentally saw you coming out of Miss Jenny's room. You're not going to tell me that you went to discuss the script with Miss Jenny in the middle of the night, are you?"

"Hahaha."

Swade smiled even more happily, put his arm around Gu Moli's shoulders, and whispered, "Keep it a secret for me."

"Don't talk nonsense."

"rest assured."

Gu Moli nodded cooperatively: "I'll just make a guess."

"Hahahahaha, you will definitely become an excellent soldier."

Swade patted Gu Moli's shoulder and said, "Okay, Miss Jenny can't wait any longer, let's get ready to perform on stage."

"no problem."

... ... ... ... ... ... ..

"Ladies and gentlemen from all walks of life! Welcome to the Mahwah Royal Theatre! Although I named it myself, the name is very appropriate, isn't it?"

There was a burst of understanding laughter and cheers from the audience.

"Then what's next?"

"As I promised you before, this drama will recreate the famous battle of my father, Admiral Isaac, the ruler of the Bahamas. Now, please welcome our actor, the eldest son of the Nossawiya family, Swade Nossawiya!"

"Oooooh!"

There was another round of applause and cheers from the audience.

When servants in military uniforms walked onto the stage holding rifles, the cheers reached a new peak. But when Gu Moli and a group of slaves walked onto the stage, the cheers suddenly turned into curses, and many people threw things at them.

"Die! Pirates!"

"Miss Jenny is such a genius, she actually let slaves play pirates."

"Slave and pirate, a perfect match, isn't it?"

"They are all equally vile."

Facing the noise from the audience, Jenny nodded with satisfaction, as if she was pleased that her play had such popularity, and then she said loudly, "Well, let's start this play! I hope the audience will enjoy watching it!"

After saying this, Jenny gracefully stepped down from the stage and sat in the first row seat specially prepared for her.

Get ready to enjoy the drama she has planned.

Same as yesterday's rehearsal.

There is no gripping plot, nor are there any moving male and female protagonists. There is only "Admiral Isaac" leading his subordinates to fight against the "pirates" for various reasons, and winning again and again, beating the "pirates" violently.

But even so, just looking at the bloody scenes and listening to the passionate narration were enough to make the audience shout with excitement, as if everyone had turned into a brave naval soldier, ready to rush onto the stage and cut those "unforgivable pirates" into pieces.

After the final battle, all the "pirates" were brought to justice and tied to the cross on the stage.

The same goes for Gu Moli, the "Pirate King".

The role he played was the pirate king, the madman Maya, but he now looked extremely miserable.

Because in the previous performance, Swade punched him hard in the face twice, and his eyes, which originally only looked a little black due to the smoke, were now really black.

Then.

Swade recited the classic lines just like he did in yesterday's rehearsal: "From today on, the waters of the Bahamas will usher in a great change, and your death will tell everyone that the era of pirates is over!"

Click.

Swade cocked the hammer, a smile on his handsome face: "Any last words, Madman Maya?"

This moment.

Gu Moli and Swade's eyes met.

"... .there is none left."

With the black muzzle of a gun pointed at his head, Gu Moli still looked at Swade calmly.

"But... um, how about we make a bet?"

Swade raised his eyebrows after hearing this: "...bet?"

Gu Moli smiled slightly: "I bet there is no bullet in your gun."

"Really? Unfortunately, you guessed wrong." Swade sneered. His usual handsome smile seemed a little cold and cruel at this moment. "Blame it on the unfair fate."

"Bye now."

"Maya... No, Jack."

After easily saying Gu Moli's "name", Swade's face suddenly became ferocious, and then he pulled the trigger hard.

Bang!

... ... The imagined fire did not appear.

Swade opened his eyes wide, looking at the pistol in his hand, which had clearly been pulled the trigger but nothing came out, and he was stunned for a long time. Jenny, who had been expectant in the audience, frowned and showed a trace of dissatisfaction, as if a work of art had been tarnished.

Swade murmured in confusion: "What's going on?"

Gu Moli shrugged when he heard this: "Didn't I just say that?"

"I bet your gun is empty."

"impossible!"

Swade growled in a low voice, "How could there be no bullets? I checked it this morning, unless before going on stage... ..??!"

"Guessed it?"

"Yeah, it's really stupid if you can't even guess this."

Gu Moli looked at Swade, whose face was filled with horror, and the other servants who already felt something was wrong. He suddenly broke free from the ropes and stretched out his hands, which had been behind his back.

"I bet you didn't have any bullets in your gun just now."

"Now it's your turn."

Click.

This time it was the sound of pulling the safety pin.

I saw that in Gu Moli's outstretched hand, there was a micro submachine gun with a black paint, and the situation on the field was exactly the same as when Swade was aiming at Gu Moli just now, but now, the target aimed at by the black muzzle of the gun became Swade himself.

“This is a new product I just got.”

"Gurgle..."

Being pointed at gunpoint, Swade swallowed hard and forced a smile: "Jack, you won't do that."

"Oh? Why?"

"Because you have a bright future ahead of you... By the way, do you want to join the navy officially? Being a patrolman is boring, right? You're exposed to the sun and wind every day and the salary is low. If you join the navy, I can recommend you to become a private first class on the Revenge..."

"Take a guess."

Gu Moli ignored Swade's words and said, "Guess if there are any bullets in my gun?"

"Hey, hey, Jack? Sparrow? Good brother? That was just a misunderstanding! I was joking with you, you, you must not mess around, it will not do you any good, I have money, I am a direct descendant of Nossavia, I can give you a lot of money! Jack? Jack..."

"Give me a quick guess!"

"Ugh! No! No bullets!"

"... ..I'm sorry."

Gu Moli pursed his lips and said, "You guessed wrong. If you want to blame someone, just blame it on the unfairness of fate."

Da da da!

The flying flames directly tore large holes in Swade's chest. The splattered blood instantly covered most of the stage, and also aroused countless exclamations.