"The current military models are too outrageous." Alpha commented flatly.
"A meaningless tweet, I don't understand why it was typed out." Eta agreed.
"There is no chirp in the Alpha Code. In order to make this signal, two additional spaces are required, which is a waste of resources." Beta, a major energy user, has a particular concept of saving.
Co-authoring, they all automatically ignored their waste of energy playing games for little Mugen (≧▽≦), and forgot to applaud Mugen to learn.
Just when the robots criticized the opposite spaceship, Morgan's excited voice suddenly came from above their heads: "It's so cute! Dad, uncle, Kanmengmeng is so cute! It will chirp like in the cartoon!"
The robots fell silent.
Some useless things have unexpected effects on humans, and they have another lesson from Mugan.
However, although Mugen was happy, he was dizzy. Even though he wanted Kan Mengmeng to come over, he did not forget to ask the parents for their opinions: "Dad, uncle, can I invite Kan Mengmeng to come over?"
His eyes stayed on Alpha's face for the longest time, and children were the most observant, and Mugan knew very well: the uncle Alpha is the most talkative in his family!
"..." Faced with such a face, Alpha couldn't say anything to refuse, not to mention that he had other plans, and the energy on their ship was not enough...
Thinking of this, Alpha began to issue an order: "Epsilon, ask if there are any people on the other side's spacecraft, how many people, if the number is less than three, open the docking channel and let them come over."
"Yes." After receiving the order, Ipsilon took over the control of the spaceship again, and the next thing was the matter between him and the brain of the opposite spaceship.
Morgan was stunned for a moment.
"People?" He carefully lifted Alpha's head and asked him, "Are you saying there might be people inside?"
"Yes, the other party is not a drone. The act of smashing meteorites in the meteorite belt is obviously not the performance of the spacecraft in its mission. Comprehensive judgment, the probability of someone inside the spacecraft is 80%." Alpha is just a stereotyped narrative. His own inference, but Mugan was stunned.
After swallowing, Mugen suddenly became a little nervous: since the beginning of his memory, he has never seen a living person~
At this moment, Epsilon signaled what he wanted to ask with a signal light.
"Hello, how many people are there in your spaceship? Our spaceship is short of space, and we can only accept three people at most."
A message flashed back quickly on the other party's spaceship:
"Hello, there is only one human and one robot on our spaceship. My master's name is Olivia, and I am Robot Mengmeng."
"Agree to board the ship, please open the channel within three minutes to prepare for boarding." The final confirmation was made with the other party in a concise manner, and Epsilon also began to prepare for the docking with the other party.
"Man" is coming? Mugen was stunned again. Although he was a little nervous, he did not mess up his hands and feet. On the contrary, he also began to prepare.
Hospitality ready.
He desperately recalled the limited content of the textbook on entertaining guests in his mind: When entertaining guests, the first thing to do is to clean up, right? Then he has to prepare tea or drinks, but he doesn't know what tea drinks are, so plain water should be fine, right
After arranging the steps one by one in his mind, Mugen began to prepare nervously.
In a place he doesn't know, his uncles are also ready-
"Once you realize that the other party has dangerous intentions, Epsilon, please open the hatch at the bottom of the ship to expel them. At that time, Beta please use the laser cannon to further eliminate the danger."
"Yes."
"Yes."
After the robots used brain waves to make the final confirmation, Ipsilon also completed the final docking with the other party's spaceship. With the sound of the other party's footsteps, the spaceship finally welcomed a second human other than Mugan. .
Olivia is a girl's name. No matter how old the girl is, using Miss is always acceptable to them—
by Uncle Alpha provides a complete collection of human names + Uncle Beta provides a complete collection of human social etiquette.
Mugen, who got full marks in both courses, smiled confidently:
"Welcome to the humble house, Miss Olivia."
Then-
With a bang, something flew over, Muggan grabbed the thing reflexively, opened his palm to see, but it was a food called "lollipop" that he had seen in cartoons.
As soon as the light bulb in his head lit up, Muggan immediately understood:
"Thank you for the gift, Miss Olivia—"
His words stopped at the moment when he looked up and saw the other party.
Mugen was stunned: what does the other party think... They're all a man? !
The visitor looked about his own age, with highly transparent golden eyes and thin platinum blonde hair. He was tall and thin, wearing clothes that Mugen couldn't say, and everything was great, except for the other's pants—
There were a lot of holes in it.
Mugan, who has no aesthetics for humans at all, completed the entire scan of the first human he saw.
In order to confirm the gender of the other party, Mugen tried to take a few more glances on the chest of the other party without a trace, and when he confirmed that it was flatter than himself, Mugen finally determined that the gender of the other party was male.
"Have you seen enough? Haven't you seen a living person?" The owner of this spaceship committed his biggest taboo as soon as he opened his mouth, and then he looked at himself and committed his second taboo, Olivia's The tone went bad immediately.
This is an extremely provocative tone. Olivia is ready for a fight with the other party. Just, after winning the other party and taking over the ownership of the spaceship, he can drive the spaceship back.
Unfortunately, Olivia got it wrong.
This time it was Mugan who was provoking him—
"I... I really haven't seen a living person." Bowing his head a little shyly, Mugen answered him timidly.
"Mr. Olivia, you're the first living person I've ever met~ It's a pleasure to meet you for the first time! Thank you for the lollipop you gave me!"
After saying the first sentence, Mugen's response became natural and generous. The hospitality etiquette he learned in books many years ago emerged in his mind, and he spoke the greetings of the first meeting very smoothly. Mugan, who has a good memory, also did not forget the accompanying gestures of the greeting.
Taking the initiative to reach out, Mugen grinned, and he showed a bright smile to Olivia.
The author has something to say: What I opened for you today is Axiu Xiu's brain hole ︿(￣︶￣)︿ in space flight
Mugen said hello: hello~(≧▽≦)/~
Olivia: Get off!
Mugan obeyed and rolled away.
The next moment, "snap", a meteorite quickly smashed into Olivia from the spot.
Olivia:…
Inside the school canteen
Mugen said hello: hello~(≧▽≦)/~
Olivia: Get off!
Mugan obeyed and rolled away.
The next moment, "Crack", a hot piece of pie smashed onto Olivia from the spot.
Olivia:…
Inside the water room
Mugen said hello: hello~(≧▽≦)/~
Olivia: Get out now!
Mugan obeyed and rolled away.
The next moment, "smack", a pot full of hot water bottles quickly smashed onto Olivia from the spot.
Olivia:…
afterwards.
Mugan: Olivia is really a good chicken who sacrificed herself to save others, and the cartoon didn't lie at all! ~(≧▽≦)/~
Mengmeng: ... Tweet, that's it!
Olivia:…
Uncles:…
Call me Young Master: Hmm (⊙_⊙), Olivia is such a good little twitter~(≧▽≦)/