The next day, when the couples were sweet and no one showed their affection, suddenly a group of uninvited guests came.
For example, a couple of lovers are licking each other's necks excitedly, and when they are about to enter a world that is not suitable for children, suddenly, one of them suddenly finds that there is a small cub next to the sand pile next to it, and it looks like a small child. The chicken looks curiously looking at them at the moment.
"Ah ah ah! Whose arrogant child!" With a scream, the sweet moment between the couple came to an abrupt end.
"I'm sorry, this is our cub." Mr. Cisse hurried over from behind, and when he picked up Little Fatty, he specially encouraged the couple who were disturbed: "Young man, please continue , lay more eggs, the empire needs your strength!"
He left after saying that, completely unaware of what happened to the couple after he left.
"...Where did the neuropathy come from, my dear, shall we continue?" Although it is very annoying, but there are things about laying eggs~
While thinking about it, he rubbed his partner next to him, trying to turn back to what he had just interrupted. Who would have guessed that his partner didn't respond after rubbing for a long time, so he looked into his partner's eyes in confusion, and was dumbfounded!
The partner's gaze is now firmly fixed on the man who just left, and his pupils are about to turn into red hearts!
"He's so handsome... so classy! Is he here for a blind date too? He looks like my idol, Lord Nashkiel!" As his partner sighed dreamily, the man suddenly felt " A bad rush."
"Hey... They already have a cub! It's the one I just peeked at." The man tried to interrupt his partner's myth. It's a pity that his efforts are not worth mentioning in the eyes of his partner, he slammed him away, his partner... No! It's not his partner anymore, and he's running away.
The same scene happened in all the places where Mr. Cisse passed by. The couples who had been sublimated in their feelings a while ago changed their minds when they saw Cisse passing by. Due to the large-scale breakup and divorce incidents, this happened. The day was later officially named—
"Singles' Day".
Cissell Roe Nashkiel, you sinful man!
Countless couples broke up because of him, and at this moment, the culprit behind all this—Mr. Cisser didn’t know it. Thinking of what he had just seen, he sighed in his heart: He still has the talent to be a matchmaker~ How many in office? For a hundred years, there are almost all single dogs around (all the close subordinates of Mr. Cisse in the Government Council), even if they are not single dogs at first, they will become single dogs (his guards) when they are around him. On the contrary, as long as they leave him, they will immediately Successfully got off the single (Rothsay)! This is about to become a curse in the eyes of Cissus!
Well, Mr. Cisse, who is politically discerning, is obviously a no-brainer emotionally. With a group of cubs, the seniors are heading to the sea in colorful bikinis and floral shorts, because according to Mr. Cisse's inference, Muggan and Olivia should be by the sea now.
"...In ancient times, in order to capture female kantas living in the sea, male kantas would build a nest on the seashore before high tide, and put various deep-sea foods in it to lure females. The nest was built very well. Pay attention, once the females come in, they can’t get out, and they can only turn into mermaids to escape, and at this time, the male Kantas will become humanoids…”
"No way. At the same developmental age, female Kantas are three times the size of males, and must be humanoid in order to mate."
Mr. Cisse was probably happy, and he began to popularize the unknown common sense of Kantas in great detail. Probably every kantas has read the relevant textbooks, but unfortunately none of them have the opportunity to practice. There is no other reason - the female kantas are already extinct!
"... It can't be said to be extinct. It should be said that it has become a completely different creature from the male Kantas. The mermaid you see should be the offspring of the female Kantas. They have already had their own in the long evolutionary process. The males... But it turns out that they are still there, and the female Kantas have not been found for many years, but it is useless to find them.
Mr. Cisse rambled, that is, to the people in Aidori Commercial Street, but also to the little fat chirps behind him. He is not an old-fashioned parent, and the cubs can fall in love earlier. Better yet!
He didn't notice that Robot Alpha's gloom screen had completely changed from green to red.
Dangerous symbol—
Is kidnapping our kids just for them to do this? arrest? lure
Uncle is angry!
The most direct manifestation: Alpha immediately revoked the family photo album administrator privileges previously granted to Mr. Seather.
At the same time, they also stood on the beach closest to the deep sea, where they saw a strange-looking "house".
"It's Kantas's nest!" Mr. Cisse raised his voice excitedly! But after looking at the "nest" carefully, his expression suddenly became weird:
"This nest... how did the entrance go into the sea?"
According to what Mr. Cisse said, in order to capture female kantas, their nest should be cylindrical, with a wide entrance facing the sea, a certain distance from the sea, to ensure that it will not be submerged by the sea, and then deepen with the length. It gets thinner and thinner, until it finally seals. Cantas females have huge bodies and fins that get stuck in and never come out again
The point is here, the entrance must be above the sea water, this is to trap the female at low tide, but now the entrance is obviously under the sea, so once you enter the hole, the trapped will become Olivia from Kantas
"Oops! Mugan won't escape from the water, can't he leave Olivia in the nest?" In a hurry, Mr. Cisse hurried to the sea! The one who ran faster than him was Uncle Alpha. Worried that Mugen would have an accident, they went into the sea at the fastest speed.
So there are only the neighbors of Aidori on the coast. Everyone, look at me, and I will look at you:
"Is this... a new house? Is it okay for us to watch?"
"Go ahead. The parents have all passed, and Alpha is obviously going to beat Little Ollie. He is too heavy. If something happens, we have to pull him out together." Finally, Mrs. Bayati gave everyone a reason, so the old man The wives happily followed the young people and ran over~
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At sunset, a group of people in colorful swimsuits are running on the beach. That scene is very beautiful~
Uncle Alpha and Mr. Sisser were the first echelon to dive into the sea. They went in along the entrance of the nest, and when they saw Olivia's round butt and two hind legs, they all got stuck.
There was only Olivia and a cantas in the nest, and there was no female cantas.
When seeing this scene, Alpha's dim light screen suddenly turned orange, and Mr. Cisse was obviously a little disappointed.
Follow Olivia's retreat and go upstream, but there is water, and further up is the dark roof, but there is actually a hole in the center of the roof, obviously for the convenience of breathing.
Mugan can breathe in the sea, so this hole is naturally reserved for Olivia.
The upper body is on the water surface, the lower body is below the water surface, Olivia is sleeping like a snore, and there is a small rock beside him (this nest is built with a rock), at this moment he is lying on the rock, beside him There were plenty of leftover fish bones, two bananas, and even a piece of bread soaked in seawater.
Decoy - The moment he saw these things, Mr. Cisse and Robot Alpha were connected for the first time.
If it wasn't Olivia who captured Mu Xiaogen, but Mu Xiaogen trapped Olivia, then... everything in front of me can be said...
Set up a nest when the sea ebbs, put delicious food in it, and lure the males in, and then when the sea rises, the males will naturally not be able to get out. In order to allow them to breathe freely during mating, the females have to Drill a hole in the top of the nest~
Is this the truth? Oops! ! !
For a moment, Mr. Cisse looked at Olivia with a very complicated look.
At this moment, in his eyes, Olivia was already a veritable real male Cantas Longsheng winner.
Under the historical background that the ancestors worked hard to get a female, this guy's charm is so great that the female traps him!
True Longsheng Winner! No explanation!
Just when Mr. Cisse had reached the conclusion in his heart, the most favorable proof to confirm his guess appeared:
Mugan is back.
Mugan, the little monster with a mouth full of fangs and a head that wants to be smashed by a hammer several times, is back.
He still had fish in his mouth, as if he had returned from hunting.
Emma! Is this a female Kantas? Is it really masculine to start with this appearance
The moment they saw the little monster Mugan, almost everyone thought so, including Mr. Cisse, Boss Tony and Boss Canaan, who were also male Kantas.
It's because he looks like this that he needs to use trapping to catch the male Cantas, right
For a time, everyone looked sympathetically at Olivia, who was sleeping soundly: Olivia was obviously overworked, and at first glance she was "devastated".
Uncle Alpha obviously thought so too. His dim light screen suddenly turned into the most peaceful green. In addition, he also secretly restored the permission of Mr. Cisse's family album that had just been cancelled.
The author has something to say: Happy Singles Day~
With pictures of the Cantas family who will never be celebrating Singles Day! Guess who? ~(≧▽≦)/~
They will always be together, they will always be together~
Thank you Dragon A for the picture!
In addition, a follow-up report from Weibo observer Sensen is attached:
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@王忄生COMPREHENSIVE: Xiongyuan students! Don't sleep and get up! Hurry up to open your buy and buy treasure and enter the wrong password three times! Let's prevent the females from going bankrupt at home.
@ Octopus Star Daily: PO Lord, we have no pressure [# hehe]
@Spring Planting Mugen Grass: My Mugen is the best, and I never spend my money indiscriminately. [#happy]
@ Mengmeng tweeted: Olly, do you really have a deposit
@Your uncle Alpha: It's like your salary has been taken out [#Manual bye bye]
@Sigma for a job: It's like you have a salary for your brother to chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop like [#Manual bye bye]
@西思不心说: As a person who hacked your hard-earned money, I just smiled [#Manual bye bye]
@Overtime Dragon on the lawn: [#Hehe] has been chopped up by the wife and looked at you. In addition, Olivia said that you have money to chop up your daughter-in-law [#Manual bye bye]
@Todd is not single Wang: [#大crep] I overslept and forgot QAQ, I just said how my daughter-in-law is so happy early in the morning! Going to eat dirt.
@Louis has a small vest: I have eaten dog food for so many years, and now I finally don't have to eat it. My daughter-in-law can chop it however she wants. [#happy]
@白白不wash Black: As expected of my cub, if my daughter-in-law wants to swollen, she can chop it up~ We have to listen to my daughter-in-law's words =3=
@高 Cold Emperor Hei: Dad...and Louis, our family is also poor, don't join in the fun [#Manual bye bye] [#Manual bye bye]
@ Pullen Mengmengda: OVO baby, grandpa has fleshy times here, no need to be dirty!
@Holly (This account is abnormally logged in, please check it in time by the administrator): So what... Is mugen herbal tea half price
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@Special Eight Black History: [#Hehe] [#Hehe] Shocked! National husband Olivia has a black history of plastic surgery! There are pictures and the truth! Singles, are you still having a crush on male gods? [Oli's rebellious black eye photo] [Oli's admission photo] [Oli's chief application form photo] [Oli graduation photo] [Oli's 8th regiment external publicity photo]
@Olihusband loves me loves me: Master PO, are you sure you are here to hack? [#hehe] [#hehe] My husband is really big and he has become more and more handsome in his 40s! Husband I love you I love you~~! ! [#kiss] [#kiss]
@OliviaprprprAssociation: The PO master has played a low-level black [# hehe] Lord Olivia is really getting older and more handsome, asking for a secret formula for men [#kiss]
@Argos (real-name authentication VIP10 This news comes from: Dijian Office Building): You can be so handsome when you come to be my student [#hehe] [#hehe]
@ Emperor bacteria official Weibo: The dean is mighty! Well done advertising! Welcome to apply for Dijian College, all male gods are waiting for you here [#Sahua]
@Eighth Fungus Official Outreach: [#Sahua] [#Sahua] The PO master really did a good job of publicity! Welcome everyone with lofty ideals to apply for the eighth fungus group ~ close-up big BOSS adults~~! PS The back row sells the signature edition of "Olivia's Love Poems", I love to buy it or not to buy X3 or I will lick it myself anyway, no discount!
@People who don't know the truth: I heard that Lieutenant General Augustus used to be the son-in-law of a certain family, right
@Oli lord old remnant powder: ! ! ! Where did you hear it upstairs! ! !
@Your uncle Alpha: [#hehe] [#hehe] [#hehe]
@西西心不書: @Your uncle Alpha, is your family still short of a child-raising son-in-law? Here are 128 of them…
Happy Singles Day! (ps I guessed yesterday that I went to buy, buy, buy, you guys... Guess... Wrong... I fell asleep before I persisted, but I found that all the items in the shopping basket were sold out ← How unpopular are the things I bought? Then I just bought one, then two, three... So... In fact, I really didn't buy it yesterday, I just bought it today orz)