There Is No Afterlife

Chapter 48: Messy Ollie tweeted in the wind

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No spaceship can be as comfortable as land.

This sleep was so comfortable that even Morgan, whose biological clock was always on time, slept until the sun was up. By the time he opened his eyes, Alpha and the others had been busy for a long time.

"... Uncle Alpha..." When he opened his eyes and saw the robot Alpha, which was more than two meters tall, Mugen was stunned for a while.

"Good noon, it's time for you to wash up." Alpha's voice was as cold as ever, and there was no joy in returning to his original body, but Mugen knew that he was actually very happy: Uncle Alpha now exudes a good smell The smell of engine oil. If you look closely, you will find that the metal surface of his body has been carefully wiped with protective oil. In addition, Uncle Alpha also has a necklace that he made for him before.

Uncle Alpha will only seriously dress up when he is in a good mood~(≧▽≦)~.

"Okay!" A carp jumped out of bed, and Morgan didn't forget to take a photo of Sigma's power-on button: This guy must have woken up long ago, and saw that he fell asleep and then went back to sleep.

Sigma will be in good spirits as long as he reboots, but Olly is very difficult to deal with. He pats left and right, and no matter what Mugan calls him, he will not get up. Seeing this situation, Alpha signaled that he could stop calling.

Uncle Alpha is so gentle to Ollie! Seeing that he couldn't get up, he thoughtfully agreed that he would stay in bed. If he were himself, he would usually be spanked. It really hurts for Uncle to beat someone~ After being beaten once, Mugen never dared to stay in bed again.

Thinking to himself, Mugan left the bedroom space for Alpha and Ollie and went to wash himself.

He went out too early to see what happened in the room: Five seconds later, Alpha patted Olivia lightly on the butt → Olivia purrs; a minute later, Alpha He patted Olivia's butt heavily → twisted his butt, Olivia continued to snort zzzZ; a red light flashed dangerously from Alpha's dim screen, and grabbed Olivia In the air, like dusting a blanket, Alpha slapped Olivia's butt hard!

"Chirp!" Olivia finally woke up with an exclamation in her mouth.

He not only woke up, but because of his excessive fright, his body reflexively turned into a prototype, and a little white chicken with a bald tail appeared in Alpha's mechanical hands.

The wings flapped vigorously, and the little white chicken fiercely pecked at the robot Alpha; expressionless, Alpha stared at the fierce movements of the little white chicken, and before he pecked at him again, he quickly pecked the little white chicken's tail to the last end. A long feather was stuffed into his mouth—

"啾~~~~~~~~~" The little white chicken's cry this time was very miserable.

With a feather in his mouth, he stared at Alpha nervously.

After a while, Alpha's sound generator suddenly made a sound similar to pressing the shutter.

"Chirp?" Xiaobaiji tilted his head in confusion.

"I took a picture." Alpha replied coldly.

"( ⊙ o ⊙)!" The little white chicken wanted to struggle.

"Bald Tai was also photographed. If you don't get up again, I'll post your picture."

The little white chicken was stunned—

With a feeble chirp, his head drooped down. Seeing that he no longer resisted, Alpha released him.

"The hair is collected, the quilt is folded, and then I go to wash and cook."

After the cold explanation, Alpha went out.

His back was reflected in the eyes of Xiaobai Corn lying on the bed, which was extremely cold and ruthless.

But he didn't ask anything...

Watching that the bedroom door was gently closed by Alpha, Olivia, who became the prototype, crawled on the bed for a while, and then gently rolled under the quilt. For the cubs, this is the easiest way to relax, but for Olivia, who grew up handcuffed in the orphanage, it is a precious entertainment.

The universe is very large, and in such a large universe, there are "human beings" that have evolved into various creatures. Olivia is a human evolved from a dinosaur called "Kantas". Cantas is the most powerful species in the universe, but Olivia is just a cub, a cantas cub without parents.

The staff in the orphanage called him a bastard. Even though Mengmeng told him he was a Cantas, Olivia had already decided that she was probably a hybrid Cantas, and a dragon cub of the same age. In comparison, his strength is not large, and he can't even beat the triceratops cub in the orphanage; in addition, he looks shabby, and his eyes are not the blue or green according to legend.

So he must be the bad guy who got thrown out because of a genetic defect.

However, Olivia has fallen in love with the cartoon "The Adventures of Kanmengmeng". Kanmengmeng in the animation is a Kantas cub with the same yellow eyes as him, and a much stronger than him. body of. Even though he is a cub, he can do anything.

Purebred Kantas is a big man in the universe, not someone he can see. Kan Mengmeng is the only one he knows, and he is also his idol. He secretly ran out of the orphanage and drove Mengmeng to the universe. It is also a form of imitation.

Olivia, whose age is a cub, is actually very cub at heart.

Rolling in the blanket warmed by the sun, he was just an ordinary cub.

In the end, after staying warm in the quilt for a while, he used his mouth to gather the long hair in the quilt together, and then folded the quilt crookedly. After all this was done, he slowly turned back into a human form.

When he walked to the kitchen after washing his face and brushing his teeth, all he saw was Morgan who was wearing an apron and holding a rice spoon looking at him excitedly.

With him are all the robots. Beta and Pai also regained their bodies. Several robots with a height of more than two meters appeared in front of them at the same time. The visual effect was really shocking, not to mention the largest Ipsilon.

The largest Ipsilon is also wearing an apron now, not only him, all robots are wearing an apron!

This battle... what is this for

At this moment, Alpha's dim light screen suddenly turned towards him, Olivia trembled reflexively, but saw Alpha handing over a small bag.

Opening it, Olivia's mouth twitched again: apron, see apron again! In addition to the apron, there are two sheets of paper, which are densely covered with recipe-like things.

"Put on your apron and come here." Alpha's dim screen flickered, seeing Olivia's puzzled look, he continued: "The dispatcher successfully infiltrated the network of the Imperial College Examination Center this morning, He successfully got this year's exam questions."

"The questions on the written exam for the cooking major are those on those two pages. Besides, this year's additional questions are—"

After a pause, Alpha immediately announced the answer coldly:

"Scrambled eggs!"

"Only use the most basic condiments to cook the most wonderful taste of eggs. This is the additional question for the entrance examination of the cuisine major. The full score of the extra questions is 50 points, the written test score is 100 points, and the passing score is 80 points. Only the extra points are required. The degree of completion is good, and you can pass the written test with a slightly poor score. Of course, your goal is not to pass, but to strive for the top two in the major."

"Internal information from the academy shows that the top two majors can enter the key class." Alpha raised a finger very seriously. For parents, it is very important to enter a famous school, and it is also very important to enter a key class!

Olivia was dumbfounded.

"This... this... this isn't right?" he whispered.

"There's nothing wrong with it. Just like Ollie, you can analyze the lottery winning numbers based on calculations. Getting the test questions is actually a calculation." blinked.

"Exams are originally the result of the combined effect of luck and strength. It's like the common questions that humans say. The question is actually luck, and the ability to do the questions is strength." Epsilon muffled. added.

"You have no luck, you have to rely on your strength." Beta summed it up succinctly. After he finished explaining, Eita raised the two pages of the exam paper in his hand at the right time. Beside him, Sigma weakly picked up two eggs.

What you said is so reasonable, I am speechless - this sentence is a true portrayal of Olivia's mood at the moment!

The exam is luck + strength, the strength here... Does it really mean the strength of stealing exam questions

Blinking, Olivia finally took the egg from Sigmar's hand.

Before this, Olivia had never been in the kitchen, and Mugan had never tried frying because of the lack of tools on the desolate star, so in the following time, Alpha was very serious Explained scrambled eggs for Mugan and Olivia.

Olivia started scrambled eggs for the first time. The fried egg yolks were tender and tender, and they looked very delicious. In contrast, the fried eggs from Mugan's side, I don't know how he did it. , Obviously the same egg, when he fry it, it becomes completely black, which looks very suspicious.

However, with Alpha's constant corrections, Mugan's scrambled eggs posture can be described as very professional, and he looks like a chef - if he hadn't been watching the black scrambled eggs he scrambled next to him, oh Livia will be fooled by his actions!

Alpha didn't seem to be worried about Mugen at all, but instead instructed Olivia's actions when he scrambled eggs, and he immediately announced that the two had passed the test.

Hello! Where did Mugan get through this? !

Olivia was embarrassed when she saw another black mugen!

"We have carefully studied the grading criteria of the comprehensive college: a dish, each item of color, aroma, and taste will be worth 10 points, the choice of materials will be worth 10 points, and the cooking action will also be worth 10 points.

With the right posture and the right choice of materials, you can get 20 points. Thinking that Olivia was nervous, Eta comforted him: "It doesn't matter if you don't get into the cooking department, each candidate can apply for two volunteers. I have seen your two usual results, the mecha department and the battleship test. The command line is still not a problem. "

"As long as you enter the academy and want to attend the cooking department, that's a very simple matter."

As a result, a large number of candidates and parents in the entire universe wanted to enter the Mecha Department and the Battleship Command Department of the Imperial Comprehensive College, which were downplayed in the mouths of several robots as a supplementary major that could not be admitted to the Department of Cooking.

In Olivia's anxiety, Alpha gave him and Mugan a large egg of no discernible variety, and then took them to the exam.

However, although the good (doing) heart (thief) is not (heart) safe (virtual), it is still very dark and cool to be kicked out by the parents who are blatantly shielding and cheating!

Olivia, who felt that she was supported, finally took the balls to the exam (≧▽≦)

The author has something to say: Tofu Annoyed: Olivia's life's luck was spent in meeting Mugan!

Light Wind Jiyue Moon: Ollie Chirp's lifelong luck was spent on meeting Mugan.

Ink Blue and White: Did Ollie use all his luck in his life to find Mugen

Seeing these comments, the author read it a few times silently, wanting to confirm whether you copied and pasted each other... It turns out that it should not be, then, you are really good friends~(≧▽≦)/~

Then the author thought silently: the bad luck of Mugen's life is probably that he met Ollie, so God made up for him so much good luck orz.