Chundi was arrogant and domineering for a while, and honest for a while. Liu Wen had long felt that something was wrong, but he didn't think much about it. He only thought that he was a master who bullied the soft and feared the hard. But when the general asked, he vaguely realized that no matter how fickle a person is, his eyes are always the same.
However, Emperor Chun was different. When he was arrogant and domineering, his eyes were full of filth, even if he looked beautiful, it was annoying. Suddenly there was a moment of silence, and his pupils were like a washed blue sky, sparkling and clear. At this time, he looked very timid, and a little helpless, very pitiful. To be honest, there were a few times when Liu Wen felt that he had made a mistake, but he was not willing to blame him.
Seeing that the military advisor felt the same as himself, Meng Changye hurriedly asked, "Did you see it too?"
"General, I know that Emperor Chun is beautiful, and it's really annoying to be well-behaved. You may have some ideas when you see it. But I want to warn you in advance that his appearance is likely to be fake, and the purpose is to Confuse us, and then take the opportunity to escape." Liu Wen fiddled with the bonfire with a stick, his face dignified. The general seemed to have been bewitched.
"What if he didn't pretend?" Meng Changye still didn't give up.
"Let's see if he is pretending, in short, there is no way for him to escape." Liu Wen threw the stick into the fire and burned it.
"Yes. Even if he pretended to be his grandmother's, as long as he was willing to pretend for a lifetime, I would be willing to offer him up. Don't you scholars have a saying called narrow, what is narrow?" Meng Changye scratched his head.
"Narrow the emperor to make the princes." Liu Wen added it for him.
"Yes, that's the sentence. Lao Tzu will come to a 'narrow emperor to make princes', and he will be the emperor in his name, and then Lao Tzu will be the regent behind him."
Liu Wen shook his head, "General, if you are catching a little prince who is ignorant and ignorant and has just ascended to the throne, it would be appropriate to do so, but Chundi has been in power for three years, and his reputation for being cruel and unkind has already spread, and you will call him emperor in his name again. I'm afraid I won't get the people's hearts, it would be more secure if I add my own dragon robe and claim the king on the spot."
Meng Changye was silent. He understood that the military advisor's words made sense, but the boss was unhappy in his heart. He has long separated Chundi and the dog to see, what is the relationship between Chundi's cruelty and the dog? How unfair is the world to have to put these charges on him
With a thick beard blocking it, Liu Wen couldn't guess the general's mind for a while, so he turned to look at the treasure map. Just at this moment, the porridge was ready, and a soldier knocked on the iron pot to let everyone go over to serve it. Chang Shun walked over tremblingly and cupped his hands, "General, it's time to eat, do you think you can pull the cloth out of the emperor's mouth?"
"Fuck it. He's no longer the emperor, so you should change your name, one emperor at a time. I feel itchy when I hear it." Meng Changye rolled his eyelids.
"Yes. That slave calls him master, do you think it's appropriate?" Chang Shun said again.
"As long as you don't call the emperor, you can do whatever you want." Meng Changye took the porridge bowl handed over by the soldiers, and just after taking a few sips, he saw the hunting team came back, and immediately walked over to help deal with wild deer, pheasants, hares and other things.
Chang Shun got the right words, and then he cautiously moved to the side of the pot and asked for two bowls of porridge in a low voice. Finally, he tore off the cloth strip in Chundi's mouth and scooped it out with a spoon.
Emperor Chun had to eat thousands of taels of silver for one meal, and only a single boiled cabbage had to be carefully simmered for several hours. He didn't eat in the morning, vomited all over the ground at noon, and didn't eat. At night, he was so hungry that his chest was on his back, but Yang Diao's appetite and delicate body couldn't hold coarse grains, so he spit it out after barely two bites. .
"What the hell is this thing? How can it be like sand, eating into it and still hurting my throat? My throat is going to be worn out. I'm going to take it and take it away, give me a bowl of green rice porridge!" Tongue out.
The Huwei Army has been stationed in the northwest all the year round, drinking cold wind, eating yellow sand, wearing cold iron, and sleeping with wooden planks. It can be said that it has experienced hardships. In particular, for the sake of luxury, Emperor Chun also deducted their military salaries year after year, so that countless brothers in the camp froze to death and starved to death. King Qin's food and grass in Beijing had been saved for several years, and they dared not waste a grain of rice on weekdays, so naturally they couldn't understand what Emperor Chun did.
This time, not only Liu Chuan was on fire, but several other lieutenants also had cold eyes. They were about to walk over to teach the dog emperor a lesson, but they saw the general striding forward, holding a bloody dagger in his hand, looking very terrifying. Everyone gave way, General Xindao is going to do it himself!
Meng Changye really wanted to hang Emperor Chun up and give him a feast, but when he got close, he couldn't do anything when he saw his beautiful face. Damn! Beating him is equivalent to hitting the puppy, so when the puppy wakes up, won't he have to suffer along with it
While scolding, he took the bowl from Chang Shun's hand, and rudely scooped a large mouthful of porridge into Chundi's mouth. When Emperor Chun saw that he was holding a dagger, he thought he was going to stab him, but when he saw that he didn't do anything, he didn't even scold him, he just came to feed the porridge, and he couldn't help but relax a lot.
As I said before, Chundi is a master who never sheds tears without seeing the coffin. No matter how many times he is taught, he will not be taught. Once he finds that you are soft-hearted, he will immediately slap his nose on his face. He faintly realized that General Huwei was pampering him, so he became presumptuous, spit out a mouthful of porridge into the other's face, and shouted loudly, "I said I don't eat pig food! I want to drink porridge!"
Meng Changye wiped away the porridge and water on his face, and looked at Liu Wen with a very calm expression, "What is Bijing porridge?"
"Bi-japonica porridge is porridge made from bi-japonica rice." Liu Wen said slowly, "Bi-japonica rice is native to Hebei Yutian, and it is a tribute. The color of the spring is green, and the rice is fragrant and the lotus petals are red. People know that Kunlun is in the sky, and the green essence is not the same as the lower one. 'It can be seen how delicious the porridge made from this green rice is."
Meng Changye nodded, suddenly throwing a bowl of porridge on Emperor Chun's face, and scolded angrily, "I'm fighting in the northwest, and when I was dying of hunger, I even ate the corpses of my companions. You motherfuckers are enjoying luxury in Beijing. Fish and meat people, aren't you happy? You still want to drink bijaponica porridge, I will let you drink enough!" Then he waved his hand and asked the soldier to bring the bucket and pour it over one by one. If you can't beat and you can't scold, you can only use this method to intimidate.
At this time, it was approaching the middle of winter, and the weather was very cold. Although the water had been boiled and had temperature, it turned into ice slag after a while, which was more uncomfortable than pouring cold water directly. Chundi only drenched a few scoops before he began to howl, and he passed out after crying for a short while. This is no wonder he, sixteen years of life in brocade clothes and jade food has already grown him into a flower in the greenhouse. To others, pouring a few scoops of water is just the slightest punishment. To him, it is like a storm.
A group of soldiers were dumbfounded, and sighed, "This is dizzy? It's too fucking unbearable!" No wonder the general didn't move his fist. With the general's strength, he must have stabbed him to death with a single finger.
Everyone shook their heads and dispersed, but Liu Wen leaned over to the general and stared at the unconscious man, "General, wait and see which Emperor Chun wakes up."
"Emperor Chun is Emperor Chun, puppy is puppy, don't mix it up." Meng Changye frowned.
"Puppy? What nickname did you give him?" Liu Wen sneered, pointing at the man who was tied up and drenched on the ground, "I really want to see what he looked like when you screamed like that."
"Go away!" Meng Changye kicked him and pointed at Chang Shun at the end, "Come here and change him into clean clothes." After thinking about it, it was wrong, Chundi's body was also the body of a puppy. The dead eunuch changed clothes, didn't he see all the puppies? no!
"You also go to the side, this seat will come by yourself." He blasted away Chang Shun, carried the boy to a hidden place to clean it up, and wanted to play with his delicate fingertips and small feet, seeing his skin It was only when Bai Bai realized that the weather was too cold and not suitable, he quickly found his clean clothes and hurriedly put them on him.
Carrying the person to the bonfire for warmth, he originally wanted to wrap him in his arms and wrap his arms in his arms, but he was afraid that the goddamn dog emperor would wake up. Meng Changye had to reluctantly put the person on the ground, covered a thin blanket, and picked up one. Only skinned rabbits are roasted. Liu Wen sat on the other side, looking over and over with the treasure map in his hand, obviously stumped. It is really not easy for their team to make it to this day. All the soldiers in the army are rough people. They haven't read a book for a few days. Fortunately, Liu Wen had enough brains, so he didn't bring everyone into the pit.
He watched for a long time but didn't see why, and sighed, "General, you are actually quite smart. You are good at martial arts. Why don't you like to learn Chinese? Many. You look at this treasure map, you are the only one to find the route, but what your subordinates see is a mess."
"What kind of books do I read, I am the most impatient to read and write, especially the brush, it breaks when I squeeze it, and it makes my hands full of ink, which can't be washed off for several days!" Meng Changye frowned for a moment, then shook his head and said, "I'm looking for There is also a problem with the route out. After this ravine, there is no way ahead. If you follow the direction marked on the map, you have to jump directly off the cliff and fall into a pulp."
"Then hang it down slowly with a rope, and you have to follow the map, unless the map is fake." Having said this, Liu Wen glanced at Emperor Chun with a rather unkind look.
Just at this moment, You Shu slowly woke up, first feeling cold all over her body, then feeling empty in her stomach, cold and hungry again, extremely uncomfortable. He lifted the thin blanket, saw the master sitting beside him, hurriedly leaned over, pulled one arm around his shoulder, and murmured, "It's so cold, so hungry!" He remembered that he fell asleep. , At this time it was late, and the troops were stationed, so it was not surprising.
Meng Changye sat still, fixedly watching him relax for a long time, hugged him tightly, then pulled the thin blanket over to wrap him tightly, and said softly, "If you're hungry, drink a bowl of porridge to cushion your stomach. The barbecue will be ready soon." Word Luo waved to a soldier.
The soldier immediately brought a bowl of porridge over with an angry expression. He really couldn't understand, how could the general, who had been disgusted by Emperor Chun just now, hug him in a blink of an eye? Although he has a beard covering his face, the tenderness in his eyes cannot be mistaken. Emperor Chun was even more abhorrent, and he took the initiative to sneak into the general's arms without shame. No, Chundi's bones are not hard at all.
Not to mention that the soldiers looked sideways, even the lieutenants who had been with the general for the longest time could not guess what his charter was. It was said that the treasure would be slaughtered, but it didn't look like it. What surprised them even more was that Emperor Chun, who was about to die just after drinking a few mouthfuls of porridge, was now drinking happily, so what was he doing before? Not beaten
Meng Changye was afraid that he would drink too fast and stain his collar, so he rested his chin with one hand, and instructed in a warm voice, "Drink slowly, there is still more after drinking." Then he asked, "Is this porridge delicious?"
Youshu shook his head, "It's not delicious, but it's not unpleasant. I've eaten something even worse than this." Lulu stroked his throat and hesitated, "Maybe it's my own problem. Obviously it is. The boiled porridge water, I actually feel very scratching my throat, it may be because of sleeping too long."
But who was using this body when it was asleep? You Shu vaguely had a conjecture and tried to use his mental power to investigate, but found that his mental power had disappeared and nothing left! He was horrified in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face. Fortunately, Emperor Ziwei's qi and golden light of merit were flowing through his limbs, which gave him a sense of security.
Where has the spiritual power gone? He rubbed his chest, thoughtfully.
Meng Changye and Liu Wen looked at each other and felt the same way. The appearance of Chundi rolling around before is not a fake, and the calm and indifferent attitude of the young man after waking up does not seem like a pretense.
"This porridge is made from coarse grains. You're not used to drinking it. When you find the treasure, I'll let you cook Bijaponica porridge for you." Meng Changye is now learning how to sell it now.
Hearing a thud, it turned out that a lieutenant had dropped his prey into the fire. He was so shocked that his hands and feet trembled slightly. Who was the one who half died because of Emperor Chun's waste of food? How did you change your face in an instant? The person in front of him who offered to cook Bijaponica porridge for Emperor Chun was definitely not his general! Could it be that some lonely ghost has taken over the general's body
The rest of the people were also dumbfounded, either suspecting that they had listened wrongly, or that the general had been ripped off. Only Liu Wen knew the inside story and couldn't help sighing. For Chundi, he wanted to eat his flesh, but for this bastard, he was so tender, and he was meticulous. The general was obviously bewitched.
Shu can't perceive the outside world when she is sleeping, so she doesn't know that there is a big problem with the master's attitude. Instead, she nods her head as a matter of course, "Okay, just drink it once in a while, don't drink it, it's a waste. We need money. It is used to build a city-state, to appease the people, and to recruit troops and horses. With all the people at home and strong soldiers outside, the overall situation is initially determined.”
Meng Changye was very happy when he said "we", and he became more and more sure that the puppy was a puppy and that Emperor Chun was Emperor Chun. Look at the words of the dog, every word is all for himself, and his words are naturally tied to himself. This familiarity and tacit understanding can't be pretended. He is willing to believe him, of course, it doesn't matter even if he is deceived, it is enough to order him to pretend for a lifetime.
Liu Wen had eight or nine points of suspicion at first, but now he is lightened by three or four points. Gein's words are definitely not something that Chundi's ignorant fool can say. Thinking that he had met Emperor Chun at the Qionglin Banquet when he was the champion in high school, a six-year-old child who was born into the royal family, should have learned the Four Books and Five Classics, but Emperor Chun did not know a single word, and pointed to the second place." How do you pronounce the name Ding Yi
The poor late emperor wanted him to recite the taboos of the top three, but fortunately, the ministers showed their faces in front of them, but they did not want to make a big ugly. Another year of offering sacrifices to the heavens, he, who had already been enthroned as emperor, stood on the stage with his prayers in hand. He didn't even know a single one of them, causing an uproar in the world.
How can such a straw bag have such insight? Maybe he really wasn't pretending. Thinking of this, Liu Wen handed over the treasure map in his hand and said tentatively, "Ji Youshu, is this map true or false? Why do I think we are taking the wrong route?"
"What's the hurry, let's see after eating." Meng Changye cut the roasted rabbit meat into pieces, sprinkled it with salt, wrapped it in leaves, and stuffed it into You Shu's hand.
"It's important to hunt for treasure, so you can watch it while you eat." You Shu took a piece of meat and gushed a few bites into her mouth, but she was afraid that she would be stuck in her throat, so she chewed it carefully. He took over the map to check, but thought in his heart: It turns out that my name is Ji Youshu in this life, and I actually took the surname of my master.
Meng Changye saw that his cheeks were bulging, his lips were shiny, and he would stick out his tongue to lick the corners of his mouth from time to time, and laughed loudly, "When you eat, you're more like a puppy."
You Shu, who has been a son of a bitch for several years, hurriedly lowered her head and scratched her ears to hide her embarrassed expression. But the master can call it whatever he likes. He didn't express any objection. After swallowing the rabbit meat, he pondered, "You guys are indeed on the wrong track. The real map is not the route above, but the lines of clouds and water below. No, it's more accurate. In other words, the two should be combined to find the right spot.”
"What did you say?" Liu Wen was horrified. This map is three feet long and is framed like a painting. The top is mountains, rivers, and roads, and the bottom is the cloud and water pattern used for the base. It is dense, layered, and colorful. .
Liu Wen grabbed the map and looked at it again and again, but made himself dizzy. The rest of the lieutenants sneered, "Don't talk nonsense! These messy things below are maps? You point out a route for us to see! If you can't point it out, do you believe we killed you?"
"He is already a member of this seat. It is up to this seat to decide whether to live or die. Be careful when you speak." Meng Changye threw away the rabbit meat in his hand, his face full of anger.
Huh, even this stupid and cruel dog emperor can't talk about it. General, your taste is too heavy, right? Everyone was shocked, but they didn't dare to speak when they met his sharp, knife-like gaze, so they glared at the Dog Emperor a few times.
Although Youshu was neither painful nor itchy, in order to improve the master's favorability, she drilled into his arms and gently bumped her forehead on his shoulder a few times. This look is very like a puppy in the owner's arms, making Meng Changye's heart soft as mud. He stroked the boy's hair heavily, and said solemnly, "Don't be afraid, just say anything, I will cover you."
Liu Wen finally conceded defeat, returned the picture, and asked, "Ji Youshu, give me some pointers, I really can't see through this picture."
"This is a three-dimensional image, which requires special techniques to break through." Seeing Liu Wen open his mouth, he quickly waved his hand, "Don't ask me what a three-dimensional image is, with your knowledge, even if I explain it, you won't understand. ."
These words are quite arrogant, but coupled with his indifferent expression, they are unreasonably convincing. Liu Wen was startled and suspicious, and he felt that the person in front of him was mysterious and unpredictable, and he had nothing to do with that idiot of Emperor Chun. Moreover, it is not difficult to see from his words and deeds that he is quite confident in his knowledge. If he is allowed to pretend to be crazy and sell stupid, so that the country will be destroyed, it should be a great shame for him, and he will not suffer.
While thinking about it, the young man has raised the painting, put his index finger in front of his nose, and instructed, "Diffuse your eyes, look over my fingers to see the cloud and water pattern behind me, focus more, and take your time."
Liu Wen unknowingly became cross-eyed, causing Shu Shu to chuckle, "I told you not to look at my fingers, go over to look at the painting."
Meng Changye stared at the pear vortex beside his cheek for a long time, his eyes were extremely bright. The rest of the lieutenants saw that he was serious, and driven by curiosity, they also came over to take a closer look. Omg, dizzy! But for a moment, several people were lying down with their eyes covered, and the others were sure that this picture was fake, everyone was deceived by the dog emperor!
When Liu Chuanshan drew out his saber and was about to attack, Liu Wen exclaimed, "Look, I saw it! This picture has surfaced! How could it be?" The eyes are actually convex and shaped like a mountain range.
"This is Panlong Mountain." The master once ruled the world in his previous life. You Shu naturally saw the complete map of mountains and rivers, and recognized the terrain at a glance. He superimposed the picture above on the picture below, took an unburned wooden stick, marked the correct route with arrows one by one, and said, "Look at it this way, does the route match the terrain?"
"Yes, yes, it matches! God, who actually drew this picture? It's so ingenious!" Liu Wen rubbed his sore eyes, tsk tsk in amazement, "If it wasn't for your advice, then I was right. After thinking about this picture for a lifetime, I can't figure out anything! General, look at it too!"
Meng Changye looked proud, took the picture and looked at it for a while, and found clues, and then handed it over to his subordinates. The rest of the people were rough, and the weather was dark and the bonfire was swaying. They watched for several hours without any results, but they did not dare to doubt the judgment of the generals and military advisors, so they had to wait until dawn tomorrow.
While they were crying and rubbing their eyes, Liu Wen said inaudibly, "Brother Ji, it seems that there are two people living in your body, don't you feel it yourself?"
Sure enough! You Shu reflexively looked at the master, seeing that the other party nodded slightly, the wooden stick in his hand fell. Two souls in one? Which wicked ghost did the wicked thing!