After listening to Liu Wen's words, Youshu finally understood why she became the emperor of Jin for no reason. He obtained the Taoist inheritance, and naturally had a way to remove the excess soul in his body, so he picked up a piece of wood, and asked the master for a dagger, and silently carved it.
"What are you doing?" Liu Wen leaned over curiously, seeing that his head was about to touch the boy's forehead, but was pulled away by the master forcefully, almost throwing himself into the fire. Mother, you are really fascinated by beauty, don't be a faint again, right
Meng Changye didn't pay any attention to the military advisor's feelings at all, put his big head on the shoulder of the young man, and asked in a mellow voice like wine, "What are you doing, why are you not in a hurry at all, instead you have the time to carve wood."
Youshu's ears and half of her cheeks were reddened by the hot air from her master, so she could not help shrinking her shoulders and whispered, "I plan to carve a wooden figure, and then paste the character of Chundi's birthday on it, and use the soul-moving technique He got it out. You may not believe it, but this body is indeed mine, not Chundi's. He is a lonely ghost who came from nowhere and occupied my body."
"Wait, wait, what did you just say?" Before waiting for the general to respond, Liu Wen had already screamed. That's not what he meant by what he just said. He doesn't believe in gods and Buddhas, so naturally he can't think of ghosts, weirdness, and those things. His original intention was to tell the boy that his brain was sick and he had to control it himself. But the young man's reaction was far beyond common sense. He didn't panic, but he didn't hesitate. He actually picked up a piece of wood and carved it into a villain, saying that he wanted to remove another soul from his body? Are you really not crazy
"Do you know the eight characters of Emperor Chun's birthday?" Youshu asked instead of answering.
"Move Emperor Chun's soul to this log, can he still live? The main question is, do you really know what you are doing?" Liu Wen reached out his hand to stop him, his expression very tangled. As an atheist, his response was calm enough.
Youshu has always regarded her body as a temple and is extremely protective, but she never expected that this temple would be occupied by a lonely ghost one day, and she also did a lot of anger and resentment. How can he not be angry? The derogation of Emperor Chun by the outside world is also a derogation of him, saying that he is cruel and inhumane, but he is actually described as stupid. Even if Shu was beaten to death, he did not expect that the word "dumb" would be placed on his head, which is a shame! In front of his master, he may be a puppy who will be beaten, scolded, and die-hard, but in the face of others, he is also clear of grievances and revenge.
Chundi took his body, why did he still care about his life and death, so he shook his head neatly, "The wood is a dead thing, and if you move it, it will not survive. I don't understand how he entered my body, but One thing is certain, if he hadn't occupied the magpie's nest, he would have died a long time ago. In that case, why don't I give him a ride?"
He raised his head and looked straight at Liu Wen, his eyes were still as clear as the sky, but his words had a cruel taste, but this cruelty was hidden a little naive, and it was creepy at the same time. deeply attracted. Liu Wen didn't dare to look at him, and turned to look at the general, only to see his eyes burning hot, his fists clenched, as if he was suppressing some intense emotions.
Meng Changye was indeed attracted. He thought that the puppy had a timid character and needed the care of others, but when he came to the end, he found that he was only like that in front of himself, and he was extremely cruel to outsiders. Look at his naive and ignorant yet cold-hearted appearance now, he is really strong!
His heart was burning as if it was unbearable, he couldn't help reaching out and hugged him into his arms and kissed him loudly, one on his cheek and the other on his lips. His ears blushed, and then he lowered his head and shrank his shoulders, and burrowed into his arms in shame, he couldn't help laughing loudly.
Mother, it turns out that the generals are not joking, but they really look at Emperor Chun! All the soldiers were dumbfounded, and a few turned their faces while holding their foreheads, unable to bear to look directly. Although Chundi is beautiful, his character is too difficult to serve! If the general presses him, beats him, or scolds him, that's fine, but seeing the general holding people in his arms like a treasure and not letting go, everyone can't help but feel uneasy.
Several deputy generals frequently winked at the military advisor, but saw the other party wave their hands, indicating that they could do nothing, so they had to admit it for the time being.
Liu Wen didn't believe that the young man knew how to move souls even after beating him to death, and he thought that his brain was broken and he was talking nonsense. Meng Changye was overjoyed, two kisses were not counted, and then a few more kisses, seeing that the boy's cheeks were pierced with many red marks by his rough beard, he decided to shave his beard another day, so as not to hurt the puppy .
"That dead eunuch, come here!" While rubbing his ten-year-old beard, he waved at Chang Shun who was squatting in the distance.
Chang Shuncheng ran over in fear, "General, what are your orders?"
"Do you know the eight characters of Emperor Chun's birthday?"
Chang Shun served Emperor Chun from a young age, and he knew that, although he felt a little inappropriate, he did not dare to disobey, and obediently reported a string of years, months and dates. Youshu immediately remembered it, and finally put down the half-carved wooden figure and asked Liu Wen for the four treasures of the study.
"Huh, your words are really beautiful, you have been practicing for more than ten years, right?" The admiration is false, and the temptation is true. What does it mean to be taken over by a lonely ghost and a ghost, and the country will be subjugated after waking up? If this body was occupied by Emperor Chun when he was a child, he would have been isolated from the world for more than ten years, and he should be an ignorant child, where would he know how to write and read pictures? Liu Wen had believed that he and Chundi were two people at first, but after he brought out the so-called "one body and two souls" explanation, he didn't believe it. He wanted to see what the Emperor Chun wanted to do.
Although Meng Changye had never read a book, his head was more active than a military advisor. Military advisors can see the flaws, how could he not know? But it doesn't matter, as long as the young man can return to his puppy appearance, he can tolerate anything, and if he were the servant of Emperor Chun, he would have been slapped away earlier.
Youshu wrote the materials needed to make the soul-moving charm on paper, and asked the master to help arrange them neatly. He had to get the wild ghost out of his body and throw it into the fire to burn it.
"What's all this written? Do you read to me?" Meng Changye stared at the receipt, dumbfounded.
You Shu was stunned, "You can't read?"
Meng Changye was blushing when he saw him, but fortunately he didn't show any embarrassment because of the big beard, and said hesitantly, "Okay, I know a few, but if it's too complicated, I'm a little blind. You also know that I have been wandering with beggars since I was a child. , and then fell into the grass and became a bandit, and finally joined the army, where would there be a chance to study."
"Yes, in your situation, you really don't have the chance to read." Youshu felt distressed and said hurriedly, "But it doesn't matter, I will teach you in the future. You will one day become emperor, and you will issue decrees and review memorials, but you will never be able to. If you don't know one big character, it's a joke. You are so smart, you will definitely learn it."
On weekdays, Liu Wen often urges the general to read and write, but the other party finds various excuses to shirk, as if reading and writing is the most painful thing in the world. But now, when Chundi just opened his mouth, he agreed, and his expression was still hilarious, which was really annoying.
Liu Wen was angry, but nodded secretly. What is "biting tofu with brine, one thing drops another", that's it. The general was so stubborn that he couldn't pull ten oxen back, but Emperor Chun was better. He gently hooked his finger and he would go up to him. As long as he could teach the general to move forward, it would be a good idea to save his life. There are no women in the army, so things in Longyang often happen, and it is not unusual to have a favorite male, so Liu Wen and others will not stop it. Furthermore, Emperor Chun was once the lord of a high-ranking country, but now he has to lie down under the general, which is inexplicably refreshing.
Meng Changye handed the list to his subordinates and ordered him to go shopping tomorrow morning, then wrapped the boy in his arms and whispered, "Why don't you teach me to read now?"
"Okay, bring a pen, ink, paper, and inkstone." You Shu sat between his legs, feeling a hard object behind his buttocks, and his ears were redder and bleeding.
"The military has a lot of pen, ink, paper, and inkstone. It's a waste of writing. Just write a stick on the ground and teach me one by one." Meng Changye picked up a wooden stick and scratched it on the ground. Several roads.
Youshu thought the same, took the stick and said slowly, "This method is good and more economical. Can you write your own name? If not, I will teach you this first, and if you can, I will teach you from the Three Character Classic."
Meng Changye, who had long been able to write his own name, shook his head cheekily under the stares of the lieutenants, "No, you can write it for me. Write your own name, I want to learn."
"That's natural." You Shu quickly raised the corners of her lips, then wrote the names of the two neatly on the ground and circled them in a heart shape. If he was the master of the previous life, he would definitely know that he was confessing in a disguised form, implying that the two would always be of one mind, but Meng Changye, who had a bold and expansive personality, seemed to have no idea and was immersed in research.
"What does this mean?" He pointed to the heart shape outside, his eyes flickering slightly. Don't be fooled by thinking that he's a rude, this looks like a heart! What the hell does the puppy want to do? Seduce yourself in full view? It's too much to be proactive!
However, he was very happy in his heart, and he pretended to be ignorant on his face. Compared with him, Liu Wen was really ignorant, and he took it for granted that it was a few random strokes by Emperor Chun.
"No, it doesn't mean anything, I just want you to pay attention to the words in this circle." Youshu's cheeks blushed, and she quickly crossed out her name with a branch.
"What did you draw? I haven't seen it clearly. Rewrite it again." Meng Changye laughed inwardly, but he was serious on the surface.
You have to rewrite it once, and don't dare to draw any heart shape anymore. However, the master has been extremely stupid in this life. Ji Youshu and Meng Changye only learned six words, and they have not learned them for more than half an hour, so he had to hold his wrist and teach them stroke by stroke.
Liu Wen and several lieutenants sat far away, shaking their heads inwardly: Shameless, shameless! Is it difficult to learn to line up? Some people have learned all their lives and still have all the seven orifices, and the general can make inferences from one thing at a glance, that's terrifying intelligence! When I came to Chundi, I was stupid. There are six words, no, three of them have been known for a long time, and I have been thinking about it for nearly an hour. This shows that I have taken advantage of Chundi!
He watched the general spread his legs and place the boy between his crotch, two strong arms locked each other like iron clamps, rubbing his cheeks, ears and neck with his beard, and pinching him with his palms. He had a small waist, thighs, and wrists, and he enjoyed eating tofu so much that everyone felt black in front of them. Think back to the time when the enemy sent several generals who didn't get along with the beautiful beauties.
Liu Wen supported his forehead and sighed in his heart that the beauty was wrong.
In the dark tide, Shu's eyelids gradually closed, and he fainted just before he murmured "It's so hot". Only then did Meng Changye realize that his cheeks were flushed not because he was shy, but because he had a fever, and he was terrified.
"Liu Wen, come and show the puppy, he's sick!"
Liu Wen, who was at the top of his general's heart, dared to neglect him, ran over to check his pulse, shook his head and said, "I feel a little feverish from the cold, so I have to cool down quickly, or my head will burn into a fool."
"How to cool down?" Meng Changye's eyes were red, and he remorsefully said, "It's all my fault that I just poured a few scoops of water, otherwise the dog will be fine now. In the future, I will be angry with the dog emperor, and also Don't touch him at all. How could I forget, what's the difference between teaching him and teaching the puppy? If you can really move him into the wood, this seat will immediately burn him to ashes!"
Do you really believe Chundi's nonsense? Liu Wen raised his eyebrows, his eyes showed surprise, but he did not refute, patiently comforted, "Don't panic, just take a few doses of medicine. It's not the general's fault for this. We use cold water for bathing in the winter, and sometimes jump in. After swimming a few laps in the icy river, he was completely comfortable. Who would have thought that Ji Youshu was so weak, but fell ill after just a few scoops of warm water. In the future, you must urge him to practice well, not to behave like a weak chicken similar."
Hearing that there was no major problem, Meng Changye's tense heartstrings relaxed, and he asked in a cold voice, "Who are you calling weak?"
Can't tell? Liu Wen was dumbfounded. It took a long time before he laughed and said, "I'm weak, can't I be weak?"
"You are indeed a weak chicken. Get out, and quickly dispense the medicine!" Meng Changye kicked Liu Wen while wrapping the shivering boy in his arms.
Really had a concubine and forgot about his brother, Liu Wen shook his head and went away. The soldiers carried food, herbs and medicinal materials with them in case they needed it, otherwise Liu Wen would not know where to go to the pharmacy in the middle of the night. He prescribed a simple antipyretic, boiled three bowls of water into a bowl of water, opened the boy's jaw and poured it in. Meng Changye waited impatiently for his fever to subside, and then touched his forehead after a while, his worry beyond words.
Although Chang Shun was sitting far away and couldn't hear the conversation, he understood that General Huwei seemed to be interested in his own master. How did this happen? The dignified emperor of Jin State was a prostitute for a chaotic minister and thief, and he went to Huangquan. The empress dowager and the first emperor had to slaughter themselves. He was anxious, and when he saw that the emperor was sick again, he wished he could put his wings on and take him out.
Emperor Chun died once, and the queen mother naturally protected him so that he could not leak. As he grew up, it was even more fragile than the thin-bodied porcelain. These few scoops of water, compared to others, are naturally fine, but they can kill him when they fall on his head. Moreover, what Liu Wen used was just an ordinary medicinal material, which could not be compared with the imperial medicine in the palace, so after half an hour, it was still ineffective, but it became more and more serious.
"No, it's getting worse!" Liu Wen shook his head after checking his pulse.
"You goddamn think of a way! Just now who said it's not a big problem?" Meng Changye paced back and forth holding the hot coal-like teenager, feeling the same as Chang Shun, wishing he could put his wings on and fly to the nearest town , find the best doctor. However, there is no place in front of the village and no store in the back, and it is useless to ride a horse and run for a few hours, but it delays the disease.
"I'll try to increase the dose." Liu Wen wiped his sweat frequently.
"Hurry up!" Meng Changye kicked him fiercely.
Another bowl of thick black concoction was fried, and just as he was about to pour it in, Emperor Chun woke up faintly, spit out bitter water and cursed in a hoarse voice, "Bah! Meng Changye, do you want to poison me? I curse you down. Eighteen layers of hell!"
Knowing that it was the Emperor Dog who woke up this time, Meng Changye didn't have such a good temperament, so he grabbed his jaw and forced him to open his mouth, coldly ordering, "Fuck you, give me some medicine! If you kill me You son of a bitch, this seat will kill you if you don’t want to fight for treasure!”
Liu Wen cooperated tacitly and quickly poured all the medicinal juice and the medicinal dregs down, causing Emperor Chun to cough and almost suffocate. die… "
"What's wrong with him? He was obedient to the general just now, like a pug, but now he is cursing and dirty. Isn't this courting death! We kindly gave him medicine, but we owe him!" The lieutenant was indignant.
Meng Changye didn't explain, just pushed the struggling Emperor Chun to the ground to avoid being injured. Fortunately, Emperor Chun was weak, so he quickly silenced, and then fell asleep, but opened his eyes the next moment.
Ten percent of the people who woke up this time were puppies, and no one could imitate his pitiful and tearful eyes. Seeing this, Meng Changye's stern expression immediately softened, and he changed his pressure to a hug, soothing, "You have a fever, you have just taken the medicine, just sleep. Good, close your eyes and open again tomorrow. There's nothing to do."
Youshu is also proficient in medical skills, so she naturally knows that her condition is critical, taking medicine is the second priority, and the top priority is to get rid of the fever. He rubbed his mouth and analyzed the prescription Liu Wen had prescribed from the lingering rhyme on the tip of his tongue, and found that there was no major problem, so he instructed his master, "The medicine is not wrong, but the dose is a little light, ephedra and qinghao can be added for three more money, and more Erqian Chaihu. Bring some spirits to rub my body, so that I can quickly dissipate heat."
Meng Changye was in a hurry to seek medical treatment, and asked the military advisor to dispense medicine without even thinking about it. Liu Wen pondered a little in his heart, and realized that Emperor Chun was not a nonsense. He really knew his own illness well, and could not help but doubt his origin and purpose even more.
Meng Changye fetched the good wine from his collection and wiped the dog's body with a towel. The puppy was almost burnt, the original snow-white skin showed an abnormal blush, and light cyan blood vessels were faintly revealed, and it looked like a piece of hibiscus jade, dazzlingly beautiful.
Not to mention that Meng Changye stared at it for a while, even those lieutenants couldn't help but glance at him frequently.
"Look at your mother! Turn around for Lao Tzu! Dead eunuch, come and pull the curtain for this seat!" Meng Changye was angry and anxious, and his expression couldn't help but look hideous, and the scar made it even more terrifying. Wherever Chang Shun dared to disobey, he hurriedly walked over to hold the curtain high, and all the soldiers evaded.
Inside the curtain, You Shu had been stripped naked, with General Tiger Might's black robe under her body. He was so hot that he felt the coolness of his master's hands, so he hurriedly swam around him, his hips raised, his legs bent, and his long hair spread out like a devouring demon flower. What's worse is that he kept moaning in pain, but it became sweet when he heard it.
Meng Changye had lived to twenty-five or six and had never seen such a beautiful scene. The vague dreams that he had done in the past gradually overlapped with the red-white, writhing and lightly rubbing young man in front of him, becoming clear and agitated. He bent over, feeling that somewhere in his body was about to burst, but he had to force himself to hold back.
When the boy's body temperature dropped, he seemed to have just been salvaged from the lake, not to mention that the fabric on his chest and back was soaked, even his hair was dripping with water, and his cheeks and ears turned purple. With all his self-control, he put back the boy's clothes one by one, he kissed him fiercely, and said in a hoarse voice, "Mother, you have to wipe your body with spirits when you get hot, are you deliberately seducing Lao Tzu? When you get better, Lao Tzu will take care of you immediately, and you won't be able to cry even if you cry!"
Youshu was already confused, and she heard the master talking in the dimness, nodded habitually, and snorted softly.
Meng Changye's lower abdomen tightened, and while cursing low, he bent down and sucked the boy's lips that were red with blood from the heat. In the other room, Liu Wen also boiled the medicine, and passed it in through the curtain. Hearing the general take a sip by himself, and then slip into the boy's mouth, he couldn't help but help his forehead. If he really refused to let go of any opportunity to eat tofu, he had known each other for so many years, but he never expected that he would be such a general.
After tossing for a while, the two fell asleep together. The cold wind was blowing the puppy, so Meng Changye untied the front of his clothes and wrapped him tightly, with two long legs sandwiching his lower body and two arms locking his upper body, saying something unpleasant, If the two of them died immediately in an accident, the boy could be stripped away unless General Meng's limbs were amputated.
The next day, a shrill scream woke everyone up, and the birds on the tree also flew a lot. I saw Emperor Chun angrily slapped the general on the shoulder, "Meng Changye, you are not as good as a beast, you dare to be frivolous, take your stuff away, it is against me!"
Meng Changye met a pair of bloodshot eyes, and was disgusted as if he had eaten a large amount of feces. He quickly pushed the person out, fearing that he would be retrieved from a fall, and he would lay it flat. Then he jumped to the side in three or two steps. Li scolded bad luck. Mother, when the puppy wakes up, he must immediately let him remove Chundi's soul, otherwise every time they lie down together, they will be replaced by another the next day, who can stand it