You Shu was lying on his master's broad back, feeling extremely safe, and couldn't help humming a little tune. The lingering and lingering voice made Meng Changye's ears hot and red, and the big palm supporting the young man's butt couldn't help kneading a few times, and then he laughed sullenly.
Liu Chuanshan held a grudge against Emperor Chun's poisoning behavior, and felt that the general was bewitched by him, and was quite resentful, so he cursed in a vicious voice, "What are you singing? If the general hadn't protected you, I would have chopped you into eighteen. It's over!"
"What a roar, I said, he is not the same as Emperor Chun." Noticing that the dog shivered, Meng Changye's ecstasy of being lost and found was disturbed, and he also became angry.
"General, do you really believe his nonsense? How can there be someone in the world with one body and two souls? If there is, it's also a monster. Hurry up and tie it to the firewood and burn it!" Another deputy general said in a deep voice.
Youshu hurriedly hugged the master's neck and buried his head in his shoulder. Meng Changye's heart tightened, and while patting his fleshy buttocks to show comfort, he turned his head and said carefully, word by word, "Today I'm putting the words here, the puppy is a member of this seat, who wants to move He, this seat will kill whoever is first!"
Liu Chuanshan was frightened by his momentum, showing an angry and timid expression. Seeing that the atmosphere was getting more and more turbulent, Liu Wen hurriedly settled the situation, "Okay, okay, stop arguing. But a prostitute, how can it damage everyone's brotherhood? The people have come back, let's go back and clean up, so we can hurry up. ."
Chang Shun, who was tied up by the five flowers, found out later that the emperor at the moment was not the one from before? No wonder he was wise at one moment, stupid at the moment; fleeing at the moment, returning at the moment.
Everyone went back to the camp in silence. The soldiers from the Huotou Camp saw that everyone had arrived, so they knocked on the pot and asked everyone to come for lunch. Meng Changye carefully placed the young man on the ground, stroked his messy forehead hair, turned around, and his gentle expression was replaced by a vicious spirit, and he drew his knife and walked towards Changshun. If it wasn't for this dead eunuch, how could the pup escape? He wanted to kill him for a long time!
Chang Shun squirmed like a bug, wanting to beg for mercy, but his mouth was blocked by a sweat towel, so he could only look at the emperor with hopeful eyes. But he also knew in his heart that with the emperor's cold temper, as long as his own interests were not endangered, he would not care about the lives of others.
But what surprised Chang Shun was that the emperor actually said, "General, please forgive him. I will never run with him again. He is also trying to save me, and he has no ill intentions."
Meng Changye raised his sword, but it never fell, but his expression became more and more terrifying. Shu couldn't, so he had to divert his attention, "Ouch, my feet hurt so much, General, please help me."
"Why are you doing so much!" Meng Changye's tone was extremely impatient, but he finally put down his saber and turned back to check. Although Liu Wen and others hated the eunuch, they didn't kill him. Without him, who would take care of the so-called "Chun Emperor"? In short, now everyone sees Emperor Chun with blood in their eyes, and no one pays any attention to him, let alone take care of him. The general can let him go as he likes. The way of Longyang is not the right way. Sooner or later, it will be boring. At that time, killing Emperor Chun will not be a matter of words.
Thinking about it this way, seeing the general kneeling in front of Emperor Chun, taking off his shoes and socks and kneading the soles of his feet, still made Liu Wen and others feel uncomfortable, and they rolled their eyes and turned their heads.
"Pinch lightly, the soles of your feet seem to be blistered." You Shu snorted twice.
"Sure enough. How far did you go to get so many blisters, can't you make tofu?" Meng Changye bent over to check, and finally patted the soles of the boy's pink and tender feet, scolding, "I'll see if you'll still be in the future. Run or not! Fortunately, you walked back on your own, otherwise I would really break your dog's legs!"
Youshu reiterated, "It's not that I want to run, it's Emperor Chun." Why am I willing to leave you
laugh! Someone next to him made a sneering voice, obviously disliking his behavior of pretending to be crazy and selling stupid. Hearing the general ordering people to bring needles and spirits, he refused to move either. Meng Changye couldn't, so he had to get it by himself, roasted the needle over the fire, dipped it in the spirits, and carefully punctured the blisters.
The young man's feet are white and tender and slender, gently resting in the palm of his hand, like a piece of fine art. Meng Changye applied medicine for him, and at the same time he was confused. After holding back for a long time, he suppressed the restlessness in his lower abdomen and asked in a deep voice, "Didn't you say that you can remove the soul of the dog emperor? Has it been done?"
"No, his soul is not sealed in my body by an ordinary Taoist. It should be done by some ghost immortal. With my current strength, I still can't get him out."
Meng Changye was greatly disappointed, and the lieutenants who were listening to the conversation between the two with their ears pricked up showed a sarcastic expression, and one even sneered, "What Taoist, ghost, are you talking about a fairy tale? General, such a ridiculous nonsense. Talk, my old Zhao has stopped listening to it since he was five years old."
Youshu's cheeks flushed red and she was speechless.
Meng Changye pinched his toes to appease him, then turned around and cursed, "Go away! Believe it or not, I believe it anyway."
The frowning Youshu immediately laughed, squeezed two little pears and sighed, "In this world, only the general understands me best."
Meng Changye's ears were hot, and in order to hide his embarrassment, he asked in a vicious voice, "Let's run and run, what are you doing and come back? Aren't you afraid that Lao Tzu will handle you?" kinky.
Youshu's head began to smoke, and was waiting to answer, when he heard Liu Chuanshan say, "The treasure map is still in our hands, of course he has to come back. What's the matter of selling buttocks, and getting the treasure is the real benefit. I can't wait for us. Get the treasure out of the underground palace, and he will poison us again and kill us all!"
"Search the body and find all the poisons he bought!" Liu Wen ordered decisively.
Seeing several strong men approaching aggressively, Shu Shu was busy drilling into his master's arms. Although he bought some poisonous things, they had already been ground into ink and written into the talisman. He really has no intention of harming anyone.
How can Meng Changye let others touch her own baby bump? He only glanced at it lightly, and the strong men retreated, bowed their heads and shrugged their shoulders, and squatted to the side silently.
"Don't be afraid, I won't let anyone hurt you. Leave your things to me for the time being, and ask me for them when you need them. I believe in you, and you have to believe in me, okay?" He put on his shoes for the boy Socks whispered softly, this warm and thoughtful style made several lieutenants angry.
You Shu hurriedly opened the package she was carrying and explained, "There is no poison, it's all talismans, you see." Afraid that everyone wouldn't believe it, she undid her belt and opened her robe, revealing the thin obscenity clothes and trousers inside.
Everyone took a closer look and saw that there were no other things in the package except for many yellow talismans, and his body was clean and clear at a glance. Meng Changye's face instantly turned ashen, he quickly fastened his open robe and unwrapped his cloak, seeing that apart from a small face, there was no trace of his flesh exposed, so he gave up.
"No, no, what clothes are you undressing in public? Is it a slap?" He raised his hand and gestured to hit, but when he fell, it turned into a stroking face.
Youshu couldn't help rubbing his palm, then leaned over and said, "General, trust me, I didn't come back for the treasure. I love you and want to stay by your side for the rest of my life."
This is so false, so shameless, that Liu Wen almost vomited. On the other hand, Meng Changye's face was full of waves, smoke was rising from the top of his head, and he was already happily ascending to immortality. He clamped the boy's thin shoulders like iron pliers, and said in a trembling voice, "What did you say, say it again?"
Some Shu leaned closer and repeated it inaudibly.
Meng Changye was then sure that he was not dreaming, and suddenly picked him up, walked quickly into the dense forest, pressed him behind a big stone, and kissed fiercely, frantically, tossing and turning. Even if he told himself several times: the reason why the puppy didn't run, but walked back on his own initiative, must have feelings for himself, but there was also a faint worry. Worry about being self-motivated, worrying about being used to deceive yourself. When his own ears heard his confession, the big stone fell to the ground, and the ecstasy followed.
He wanted to laugh, to shout, but nothing was more real than this real, warm kiss.
"When did you like me?" After kissing for a full quarter of an hour, he reluctantly parted.
You Shu gasped, "It was a long, long time ago, I don't even remember."
Meng Changye's brows were bright and happy, and he leaned over to bite his lip again, proudly saying, "The son of a bitch has a good eye."
You Shu wanted to laugh, but the shredded laughter was sucked into his mouth by the master, turning into a tangled water tsk. The two hugged and stroked each other, and only slightly separated after a long time.
"If Emperor Chun was not still in your body, the person in your arms when you wake up tomorrow will be replaced by another person, and I'll definitely handle you here." Meng Changye shook his head regretfully. Thinking about lingering with the baby at night, the next day, the emperor will become crazy, yelling, and he will lose his appetite.
Youshu's face darkened, and she said firmly, "There will be a way."
The two talked and kissed together again and again, back and forth, endlessly. Poor soldiers outside, wormwood is about to grow on the top of their heads. Especially the few lieutenants were worried and had solemn expressions. But with a fake word, Chundi's servant took away the general's soul. If the general is tired of him, what year and month should he wait? What if the general is playing for real
Why don't you find a chance to kill Emperor Chun when you go back to the northwest? Thinking of this, Liu Wen looked at Liu Chuanshan. Liu Chuanshan held the hilt of the knife, nodded silently and waited for the two to tell their sincerity. After a day and night of trekking, he finally arrived at the foot of Panlong Mountain and found a valley where he could attack and defend to camp.
Because the puppy had many blisters on the soles of his feet, and the pain was as painful as he walked, Meng Changye carried people on his back everywhere, and his posture was inseparable. Chang Shun was beaten ten times, and now he is a lot more honest. He broke the egg that the general personally took out and made it into a hibiscus egg custard.
It was already the middle of the month to eat and drink enough, and everyone arranged a patrol and passed the night safely. Meng Changye was still holding the puppy in his arms, and when he noticed that the other party was starting to struggle, he was about to wake up, and he quickly dropped his hands and sat aside to watch.
When Chundi opened his eyes and saw General Huwei's rough face, he couldn't help but startled, and then howled mournfully, "Ah ah ah... You, why are you here? No, I, I, how could I be here? This is the tent, I used to sleep in the inn! You arrested me again? Where's Chang Shun? Chang Shun's useless dog thing, didn't he say he wouldn't come after him? Chang Shun, Chang Shun!"
In order to hide the fear in his heart, or find someone to back him up, Chundi began to shout Changshun's name.
When Liu Wen and the others were awakened, they couldn't help cursing secretly: "Mummy, this Emperor Chun is addicted to acting, and there is no end to the trouble every day?"
Chang Shun stood outside the tent and did not dare to go in, so he replied timidly, "Master, the servants are here. Stop shouting, it's useless, you're coming back by yourself." He knew Chundi better than others, and he naturally felt it. The difference between the two, so I am convinced of the saying of "one body and two souls". Compared with the current Chundi, he prefers to serve the previous one. He is good-natured and kind-hearted. Although he occasionally harms people, he also takes responsibility.
It would be nice if the one who woke up was always the one before.
When Emperor Chun heard Chang Shun's voice, he couldn't help but get angry. What do you mean by coming back by yourself? When he is a fool? It must be this dog slave who sold himself! He had to rush out to find Chang Shun to settle accounts without wearing any clothes, but was pinned to the ground by General Huwei, quickly put on a few thick clothes, and then tied them with leather ropes and carried them out.
Yo, I was holding it like a baby pimple yesterday, but I'm tying it up today. It seems that the general has also contracted this fellow's madness. Liu Wen and several others slandered in unison.
Meng Changye wasn't crazy, but he was able to distinguish Chundi and the dog clearly. This body belongs to a dog, and it can't hurt a single bit of flesh, but if Chundi is not punished, he can't get through it. ."
The soldier didn't know why, but he still brought an owl's tail feathers, and saw the general take off Chundi's shoes and socks and start scratching the soles of his feet. Chundi has thin skin and tender flesh, and has a keen sense of perception. Whether it is pain or itching, it is several times larger than ordinary people. When he scratches it, he will laugh and beg for mercy soon.
Damn, it turns out that punishment can still be done like this? Liu Wen leaned over a few, his face full of schadenfreude.
After scratching for about half an hour, seeing that Emperor Chun was dizzy with laughter, Meng Changye stopped, then wiped the tears and tears on his face with a handkerchief, and finally hugged the horse's back, wrapped it in a cloak, and set out for Panlong Mountain. This time it was his puppy who woke up, and his attitude naturally became gentle.
The group drove for a few more days, watching in amazement as Chundi repeatedly changed his face, suddenly howling and scolding, causing the general to go into a rage, and suddenly being docile and well-behaved, the general held it in his arms and held it in the palm of his hand. As the chickens and dogs jumped, the troops arrived at the hinterland of Panlong Mountain and stood on the edge of a huge Tiankeng to look down.
"My dear, this is the largest tiankeng I've ever seen in my life. It is estimated that the entire capital can hold it!" Liu Wen took out the map and looked at it, and said firmly, "The underground palace is below this."
"It's too deep down there, it's so dark that you can't see clearly. Sergeant, how do we get down?" Someone asked loudly.
"Find the grass and hang it down." Meng Changye covered the dog's eyes and comforted in a low voice, "Don't be afraid, I'll hold you down, you just shrink in my arms and close your eyes."
You Shu opened his master's palm and stared at the bottom of the pit, feeling a little uneasy for some reason.
The crowd spent a few days weaving vines, leaving a thousand people to look after them, and another thousand to follow the vines. The tiankeng was very deep and was shrouded in thick black mist. It took half a day to reach the bottom of the pit. The grass and vines were not long enough on the way, and it almost collapsed. Fortunately, the walls of the pit were also covered with vines as thick as coiled dragons. This solved the crisis.
Because the bottom of the pit was vast enough to accommodate the entire capital, Liu Wen spent several days estimating the exact location of the underground palace, and finally dug out the stone gate hidden in the thick moss four days later. The stone gate is close to the ground, and there are many evil ghosts with green faces and fangs carved on it, and the towering temples are terrifying to look at for no reason.
Liu Wen looked at it and then said, "It's here. The surrounding stones and grouting are in good condition. No one should have gone in."
"How to get in? Pry the door open?" Meng Changye asked in a deep voice.
"There may be some mechanism inside. If you forcefully destroy it, you will probably die. Look, there is a sunken palm print in the center of this stone gate. It should be opened by someone from the Ji royal family." Liu Wen guessed. Immediately, he looked at Chundi, who was bound with five flowers, "Didn't you say you can open the underground palace? Come and try!"
Chundi wakes up every day to face the dark forest, the giant python as thick as a bucket, the porcupine with thorns on its back, and the tiger as strong as a calf. When faced with danger, he could only cry and scream, which was of no use at all. Instead, he was the other person, extremely calm and calm, which made everyone believe in the saying of "one body and two souls".
Therefore, as long as Emperor Chun occupied this body, in order to prevent him from dragging everyone down, Meng Chang Night Club tied him up and put it on his shoulders.
"Go and open the door." Meng Changye untied the rope and kicked him neither light nor heavy.
Chundi staggered and almost fell, but he dared not speak out, so he walked over and pressed his right hand into the sunken pattern. There was no sound from Shimen for a long time, and under the gaze of everyone, he changed his left hand again, still to no avail.
"Didn't you say you need royal blood? Cut your palm and try again." Liu Wen suggested.
Meng Changye couldn't bear it, but the turbid eyes that looked pitifully at the Lord God made him sick to his stomach. He took out the dagger in the boot and cut it neatly. Chundi has been carried around by General Huwei these days. Although his attitude is rude, he always sacrifices himself to protect him in times of crisis, so he takes it for granted that he is happy with him, but because the two sides are hostile, he dare not reveal his identities. His arrogance is not only It wasn't contained, it was even higher.
Seeing a bloody hole in his palm, he said aggrieved, "General, you are so cruel, how could you treat me like this?"
Meng Changye almost spit out the overnight meal, and turned into anger at the sneering eyes of his superiors and subordinates, "What the hell are you doing? Hurry up and open the door of the underground palace to Lao Tzu!"
Chundi was a scumbag, and he couldn't remember anything if he didn't type. Seeing his fierce expression, he covered his bloody palm in the groove. A quarter of an hour passed, a quarter of an hour passed, and a quarter of an hour passed. The blood in the palm of the hand had solidified, and Shimen remained motionless, much to the disappointment of everyone.
"Knowing that he was so useless, he was killed halfway, how could he stay until now!" I don't know who muttered.
Meng Changye glared at the man, waved his hand and said, "Try to pry it open." Then he tied up Emperor Chun again and threw it in a safer place.
A thousand strong men pryed all night and tried to dig it, to no avail. The stone gate is as heavy as a mountain, and the surrounding soil is as hard as iron. Without a special method, it is absolutely impossible to enter. Liu Wen took out the map again to study, and his usual calm state of mind began to fluctuate anxiously.
"When will the dog wake up?" He looked at the boy in the general's arms.
"Let him sleep, he's exhausted and injured today." Meng Changye opened the palm of his right hand and frowned at the opening. Knowing that blood is useless, he would not cut it if he said anything. He had promised to protect him and not let anyone hurt him in the slightest, but he didn't expect that the person who hurt him was himself.
"Okay, don't blame yourself, a single blow won't kill anyone." Liu Wen whispered, "When the pup wakes up, we'll let him try it out. He didn't say that this body belongs to him, but Emperor Chun Is it a lonely ghost who occupies a magpie's nest? In this way, it is useless for Emperor Chun to go up and press on, and it has to be done by the master."
The rest of the lieutenants felt ridiculous when they heard this, but they could only use the dead horse as a live horse doctor. That puppy was indeed more noble and noble than Emperor Chun.
Meng Changye smiled sarcastically, "Didn't you always disbelieve him?"
"I've been convinced in the last few days. No matter how much a person pretends to be crazy and sells stupidity, he can't give up his life. When he was a puppy, he was very good at it, but when he was replaced by Emperor Chun, he could only stand dumbfounded and wait to die. Contrary to common sense. In short, when he wakes up, let him press it, if it doesn't work, we can only go home. "
Meng Changye pulled the boy into his arms and nodded irrevocably.
The thin sunlight shone through the thick fog, the birds began to chirp, the beasts began to dormant, and time passed without knowing it. You Shu woke up in his master's warm embrace, but didn't want to get up, but instead put his head into his arms.
Meng Changye smiled in a low voice, "Wake up, we found the gate of the underground palace when you fell asleep yesterday."
"Where?" You Shu immediately sat up.
"Here. Ji Gongzi, please help to take a look." Liu Wen stood not far away, stepping on two huge stone gates under his feet.
You Shu ran over, and as soon as he saw the relief on the stone gate, he exclaimed, "How could it be a ghost gate?" Thinking back then, when he was lost in the soul world, it was when he opened this gate that he entered the underworld. The reliefs and patterns are still fresh in my memory. But soon he denied this inference, because this door has one more palm print than that door, and there are some bloodstains on it.
Seeing him sniffing the blood, Meng Changye said abruptly, "I heard that Emperor Chun said that the blood of the Ji family is needed to open the underground palace, so I cut off your palm, sorry."
"No problem, as long as I can help you." Youshu looked at Liu Wen and said slowly, "I almost forgot to tell you that although this body belongs to me, I am not the royal family of Ji's family, so I am afraid I can't open it. door."