“Gold Will Always Shine” is a Weibo blogger who specializes in writing funny blog posts.
Today he received a contribution from a netizen, and found it particularly interesting, so he copied the netizen's content and forwarded it to his own Weibo, with the following content:
Hello, Jinzi, I can’t hold it in any longer and want to submit an article!
I just went to see that romantic movie with my girlfriend, where you have to bring your own tissues to wipe your tears. I won't promote it anymore. The thing is, my girlfriend and I chose the VIP room because we wanted to see it more clearly. We didn't choose the couple seats on both sides, but the middle seat. Now I can tell you that I really regret not choosing it. Really, now I think about it, I regret it.
I chose my seat quite late, so I chose the one on the left side of the room. The audience in my row were all seated, all couples. My girlfriend sat on my left, and on my right were two stylish-looking men, one with a youthful face (referred to as a below), and the other more mature (referred to as b below). Remember, it was these two people who, from the moment I sat down, began to ruthlessly destroy my weak heart.
Before the movie started, a certain brand of car advertisement was playing. A watched it very seriously. B asked him quietly what was so good about it. A said it was different from the one at home. B said the car in the advertisement was only 200,000 or 300,000 yuan, which was too cheap. His family didn't drive this type of car, and they wouldn't buy it for him even if they wanted to. Then, B asked A if he wanted to learn how to drive, because there were more than a dozen cars at home that he could drive at will. A said he didn't want to learn, because he had a driver at home. Then B said he didn't need to learn. Think about it, think about it, is this human language
I have to add that this same-sex couple were actually quite polite and spoke in a very low voice. This was mainly because I listened attentively to a few words when I heard them talking about the car. I almost got furious when I heard them. It was all because I was born with a pair of gossipy ears, and also because there were too few people watching the movie in the afternoon. There were not many people at the scene, so I had to listen to every movement.
Of course, the story is not over yet.
Not long after the movie started, the climax came. That rain scene was really touching and reminded me of the secret love in the high school era... Yes, there was no further scene, because I heard A next to me whispering to B why the hero and heroine didn't hide under the eaves but stood on the street in the rain, and that not only did they hinder traffic, they also broke the traffic rules. I thought B would say this was a movie, but he was even more weird. He actually noticed that the hero and heroine's shoes were dry after the heavy rain.
It sounded reasonable to me, and then my attention started to shift away, and the atmosphere was gone.
Afterwards, I started to observe the details of the movie, and used the tissues I had prepared to wipe the ice water in the Coke cup. My girlfriend couldn't hear their conversation, and was moved, but I thought, what's there to cry about? Look at how delicious the crayfish in the movie is, why don't the male and female protagonists eat it, but instead make a fuss? Yes, the male and female protagonists woke up, and the female protagonist's makeup was very delicate. Doesn't the female protagonist remove her makeup before going to bed at night
I'm sorry, but the two questions about the heroine not removing her makeup before sleeping and the crayfish looking delicious were also heard by my sensitive ears from next door.
Really, I shouldn't have eavesdropped, but I just couldn't help but wonder what they were talking about!
Anyway, my current girlfriend asked me if the movie was exciting. It wasn't exciting at all. There was only spicy crayfish covered in red oil and mashed garlic!
By the way, after we came out of the movie, we saw A and B driving a super luxurious car. Although we didn’t see their faces, we could tell it was them from their clothes. Really, I’m so hurt today!
Netizens couldn't stop laughing after watching it.
-Hahaha, I laughed my ass off! Is it because it's a bad movie that you can't pay attention to other aspects
-I am going to watch this movie with my boyfriend this afternoon. Will it be a good watch
-Fuck, don't obey traffic rules and crayfish! Romance movie director: Please be rigorous when writing the script and don't cause trouble for the police uncle!
-I have the same idea as AB, this movie is probably only for crayfish, but your family doesn’t have more than a dozen luxury cars, and it’s even more impossible for you to have a driver whenever you go out!
-I guess there aren't many of this car in China, right
As the number of reposts of this funny Weibo post increased, the publicity agency of the romance film also noticed it and immediately took advantage of the popularity of the topic to buy hot searches and give the movie a boost.
At this time, Shan Qihuan and Shen Yuhan were already sitting in a private restaurant. On the table were two servings of hot crayfish of different flavors and two bowls of noodles. After eating the crayfish, you can pour the noodles into the soup and mix them together. The noodles mixed with the crayfish soup will be especially delicious.
Shen Yuhan's saliva almost flowed when he smelled this strong and rich aroma, but he was a reserved boy, so he kept sitting upright and watched how Shan Qihuan ate, because he actually didn't know how to start.
But Shan Qihuan completely misunderstood his meaning and deepened the meaning.
"Do you want me to peel it for you to eat?"
Shen Yuhan naturally went with the flow. He looked at the steam coming out of the crayfish and said, "It's hot."
Shan Qihuan looked at him with disdain, "It tastes better when it's hot. It won't taste good when it's cold." As he spoke, he put on the transparent gloves provided by the store and began to peel the crayfish. His movements were neat and fast, and then he put it directly into Shen Yuhan's bowl, "Try it and see if it tastes good."
"My husband is really amazing." Shen Yuhan praised first and then ate. After putting the crayfish meat into his mouth, his taste buds tasted what he thought was the most delicious modern delicacy so far. He praised it endlessly, "It's delicious."
When he ate something delicious, he couldn't help squinting his eyes and licking his lower lips involuntarily.
Shan Qihuan watched him eat with satisfaction, and peeled the second one and put it in his bowl. He thought to himself that Shen Yuhan, this idiot, had hard hands and it would not be worth it to get burned, so he decided to peel a few for him first.
Shen Yuhan took a few crayfish in his mouth and ate them happily. When he had almost learned how to do it, he put on gloves and started to peel the crayfish. He was slow to peel the first one, but he was deft and he finished it and put it on his plate.
"Husband, you eat it." Shen Yuhan was very satisfied with his masterpiece. This was the first crayfish he had peeled.
Shan Qihuan was satisfied, picked up the crab and ate it, but he kept muttering to himself: "I know how to peel it for you."
"Then I'll peel it for you again." Shen Yuhan picked up the second one excitedly. It was much smoother when peeling this one. "Sir, come here."
Shan Qihuan ate the second one, but he also knew how to peel it himself. After he finished eating the crayfish peeled by Shen Yuhan, he reminded him to eat it himself.
This scene of you peeling and eating crayfish is really disgusting, but it is quite interesting. In addition to painting, his wife's white and tender hands are also used to wash hands, make soup and peel crayfish for him.
The two of them finished all the crayfish one by one, and finally they all had a bowl of noodles, feeling very satisfied.
They paid the bill and left the private restaurant. Shan Qihuan wanted to take Shen Yuhan out for a walk, but it was dark and cold outside, so they had to give up and go home directly.
On the way back, goose feather snow fell from the sky. Shen Yuhan leaned against the car window to admire it and sighed, "Honey, it's snowing again."
"Well, people say it's not cold when it snows, but it turns out it's the coldest when it snows." Shan Qihuan said. Everyone loves romance, but we have to be practical. People don't want to go out when it's cold outside.
"That's right. How many people would have died in the past." Shen Yuhan remembered that his father would frown whenever he saw snow. Although he knew that they might have passed away long ago, he still hoped in his heart that they were still alive. When he was quiet, he would often think of his family. However, he had felt less homesick recently and didn't think about going back to Qi State all the time.
Shan Qihuan listened to him speaking in a sad tone, and couldn't help but say, "The past is the past, and there is nothing we can do about it. They were just born at the wrong time. People in each era have their own way of living. Think about the war years, those people lived in the flames of war every day. Which one do you think is more miserable, freezing or being in the flames of war?"
Shen Yuhan was suddenly awakened by Shan Qihuan's words, and he said with a double meaning: "It's sad, so I will cherish my current life." But now he can completely understand modern words and can start to understand modern history. "Sir, I want to buy some history books to read."
"Okay—" Shan Qihuan stretched out the words with a bit of indulgence. It was a good thing that his wife loved reading. "She knows how to be influenced by others."
"Well, you should read more books to keep healthy." Shen Yuhan used a double entendre again.
Maybe Shan Qihuan couldn't hear it now, or maybe he would think about it many years later, and in fact, his first interactions with Shen Yuhan had revealed many details.
At eight o'clock in the evening, the two returned to their warm home. They didn't need to wrap themselves in thick coats and felt free.
Shen Yuhan took a shower and found that his legs were very sore, so he sat on the bed and rubbed his feet. When Shan Qihuan came out, he pressed his calves and asked, "What's wrong?"
Shen Yuhan pinched his calf until it hurt, and couldn't help but speak in his accent, "My calf hurts, sir, help rub it."
Shan Qihuan was touched by his occasional cuteness, and was also used to being ordered around by him. He pulled his legs between his legs and pressed them gently: "How did you do that?"
"It's more comfortable to have a massage done by a man than by myself," Shen Yuhan couldn't help but speak out what was in his mind, and told him how the competition would be today. "Today I stood for a whole afternoon, and after writing calligraphy, I had to paint. I didn't have a break."
"Then I can't go down." Shan Qihuan said so. In his heart, he was thinking that Shen Yuhan would play this game with others.
Shen Yuhan now understood the difference between his father-in-law and outsiders. He smiled slightly and said, "I have to go."
Regarding the sore legs, Liu Tan's suggestion was to exercise more, but his husband directly told him not to do so. It seems that his husband feels sorry for him. No matter how good others are, they may not be as good as his husband.
Shan Qihuan snorted softly: "You want to go play, right?" He pushed Shen Yuhan's calf and exerted force.
"No." Shen Yuhan suddenly frowned, feeling pain, "The place you pressed is sore, be gentle."
"Are you so afraid of pain?" Shan Qihuan had to reduce his strength, let go of his left foot, and grabbed his right foot.
"Not really, it's just sore." Shen Yuhan knew that the distance between her and her husband was getting closer and closer, "I'm not really afraid of the pain."
Shan Qihuan pretended to be indifferent and pressed for a while, then stopped after a while, but he did not let go of Shen Yuhan's right foot. Shen Yuhan wanted to curl up his feet and sleep, but he did not move.
"Master?" He was a little puzzled. "Don't you want to sleep?"
"Of course I sleep. I think there are some unfinished things before I go to sleep." Shan Qihuan then put his right leg down, but he squeezed in between Shen Yuhan's legs, got on the bed, and pressed forward. Shen Yuhan probably didn't know how much he restrained himself when his white and tender feet pressed against his legs. Every time his toes curled up, it was a stimulation to his body and vision, and he could hardly hold it back.
Shen Yuhan was frightened by the naked desire in Shan Qihuan's eyes and leaned back. He leaned back and Shan Qihuan leaned forward and slowly approached him. When Shen Yuhan lay down on the bed, Shan Qihuan kissed him from the center of his eyebrows to the tip of his nose, and finally stopped at the edge of his lips.
Shan Qihuan put his hands on both sides of his body to support himself. He lowered his head and said directly to Shen Yuhan: "Shen Yuhan, you are too good at seducing me."
Shen Yuhan blinked, his eyes were clear yet a little confused, this was a temptation that Shan Qihuan was familiar with and could not avoid, he felt that Shen Yuhan was seducing him, every look, every movement, every inch of his skin was a weapon against him, he thought Shen Yuhan did it, and he was moved by him all the time.
"My dear, I love you from the bottom of my heart and want to do the most intimate things with you..." She spoke softly and softly until she disappeared in Shan Qihuan's kiss.
Got it, little goblin.
What he wanted to do most now and what he had always wanted to do was to do the most intimate thing with Shen Yuhan.
His fingers slid across Shen Yuhan's satin pajamas, and the tenderness eroded him. He originally just wanted to go to bed early tonight and go out tomorrow, but he couldn't help but want to invade the city he wanted to attack the most.
The temperature in the room began to rise, and Shan Qihuan's back was sweating.
He just said that Shen Yuhan was afraid of pain, but in fact he was also worried about what would happen next.
He whispered in Shen Yuhan's ear, asking him if he could do it as he might feel uncomfortable later.
Shen Yuhan placed her slender fingers on his shoulder and touched him subtly, but Shan Qihuan knew it.
The night sky on a snowy night is very beautiful, and it is the most suitable time to express love and desire.
It was only tonight that Shen Yuhan felt that he could integrate into modern society again. Only then did he feel real.
This is his combination with the modern times, and it also opens another brand new door. Once you step through it, it will be a new beginning.
On the wedding night, happiness came naturally.
The bedroom was filled with boundless beautiful spring scenery, with only soft whispers of love and slight hums of discomfort remaining.
The long night is just about to begin.
The next day, when Shen Yuhan woke up, he felt as if his body had been crushed by something. Yesterday, it was only his calves that were sore, but now the pain has spread to his mouth, throat, skin, waist, and other parts of his body. He couldn't even turn over without any strength. He didn't know how long he had been tossing and turning last night. He only knew that he was exhausted when he fell asleep and didn't even want to lift a finger. His father-in-law helped him clean up.
If he were a brother, there would be no need to go through so much trouble. It's almost the same, except that it feels a little uncomfortable at the beginning.
He opened his eyes, which were slightly swollen from crying last night, and buried his face in his husband's empty pillow.
I didn’t know how long I slept, and my stomach was growling with hunger.
He buried his face in the pillow for a long time. The memories of last night became clearer and poured into his mind like waves. His face began to flush.
It's so embarrassing that he could actually make such movements and make such strange noises last night, …
This is too much, Mr. Xi. He is obviously not like this usually.
Normally Shan Qihuan would always help him gently, but last night Shan Qihuan was like a beast released from a cage, tearing the meat apart and swallowing it as if he had eaten some delicious meat. He did not chew it slowly and elegantly as usual, but gnawed it bite by bite.
The bruises and purple marks on his body were the best proof of his ferocity last night, and of course, his husband was also quite ferocious. He now remembered what the maids who had taught him had said, that even if the King of Chu had a small thing like a needle, he couldn't show it, and even if he didn't feel anything, he had to pretend to enjoy it and make some noises.
He didn't need to pretend at all now, his husband was enough to make him have no time to think about so many things, and his place was a little swollen.
Shen Yuhan was so hungry that he just got up.
He looked at the time and it was almost time for lunch.
Just as he put on his clothes, the door was pushed open from the outside. Shen Yuhan raised his head and saw his husband's face.
For this matter, his husband should go to the company or go outside.
"Sir, you didn't go to work?"
Shen Yuhan first pulled his collar in front of the mirror, but found that it was useless as it could not cover the scars on his neck.
Shan Qihuan shook his head and said, "I'm not going to the company today. I'll go out when I have something else to do." Seeing that he was doing useless work, he couldn't help but pull him aside and said, "Don't cover it. You're not going out today, and there's no one else at home."
Shen Yuhan glanced at him and whispered, "It's all your fault."
"What's weird? It's not your fault. You've been flirting with people every day, you little devil." Shan Qihuan was supposed to go on a business trip today, but he decided to stay at home first. If he knew that he would leave after dinner, the idiot Shen Yuhan would cry for a long time. He cried quite hard last night.
He shook off Shan Qihuan's hand: "I'm not going to pay attention to you anymore." Shen Yuhan used his own skills.
Shan Qihuan was in a very good mood today, so he didn't argue with him: "Okay, weirdo."
When eating in the restaurant, the chair that Shen Yuhan often sat on had a soft cushion.
In the afternoon, Shan Qihuan really did what he said and did not go anywhere. He stayed at home to take a nap with Shen Yuhan. However, he did not sleep in his room, but on the small couch in Shen Yuhan's study. He thought that Shen Yuhan was the one who knew how to enjoy life the most.
He was half-lying here in the afternoon, and Shen Yuhan came close to him and said softly: "Husband, hold me for a nap, my body is aching."
"Well, if I don't hug you, it would be because I was too strong last night." Shan Qihuan pulled him into his arms and let him rest his head on his arm. The little clingy guy became more and more clingy.
Shen Yuhan bumped his chest with his forehead and buried his face in his chest: "Don't mention it."
Shan Qihuan chuckled and patted his back: "Go to sleep, I won't tease you anymore."
His wife is sweet and soft, and it is very comfortable to hug her.
After the two of them slept together for a few hours, the vibration of a cell phone pierced their peaceful afternoon.
Shen Yuhan frowned, and Shan Qihuan gently let him go, left the study and went outside to answer the phone.
It was his brother calling again, and this time he really brought some disturbing news.
It turned out that Shan Tianfeng had been feeling unwell for the past two days, and when he went to the hospital for a follow-up check on his leg injury, he went for an in-depth examination. The doctor then made a preliminary diagnosis that he might have cancer.
The emergence of this news will undoubtedly disrupt the delicate balance of the Shan family.