There’s No God in Show Business

Chapter 46

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"Very Entertaining" is an old-fashioned variety show. In each episode, several popular stars are usually invited as guests to participate in interactive games and interviews. Occasionally, some of the latest popular crews will be invited to participate, which not only achieves publicity effects but also hypes news.

Lin Xi did not expect that Li He would invite him to participate in "Very Entertaining", because this program has a long history in the TV history of the Chinese Dynasty, and it has always occupied the number one spot in the ratings throughout the year. Programs generally have a limited number of invitations, and a supporting role like him who only plays the male number four in the play basically has no chance to be on this show.

Originally, Lin Xi thought it was the production team of "Very Entertaining" because the crew of "Ling Shen" was the seed of this year's ratings, and gave a few more guest places. But when he really came backstage and was about to go on stage, he realized that only Li He, Xia Cheng, Cheng Hanfei, Guo Liwen and Han Qing were invited, and he was only six people.

He couldn't help turning his head to look at Li He, with a hint of gratitude in his eyes.

Li He noticed Lin Xi's gaze, and turned to look at Lin Xi.

The not tall old man deliberately wore a rather formal black vest and a plain gray director's hat today. Li He, who left the camera, looked kind and friendly, and said cheerfully: "What's the matter, Lin Xiaoqiu, this is the first time to participate in this kind of program?"

At this time, a staff member hurried to the backstage, called Cheng Hanfei to the front desk, and then told Lin Xi to get ready to go on stage.

After Lin Xi nodded to express his understanding, he turned his head to face Li He again, curled his lips and smiled lightly and said, "Thank you." It feels very serious.

Naturally, Li He slapped Lin Xi's back vigorously with his big palm, and said with a big laugh, "Hurry up, Lin Xiaoqiu!"

Although "Very Entertaining" occupies a large number of viewers in the national variety shows, the production team occasionally hires some special "guest performers" to act as audiences in today's sluggish TV entertainment, which can not only fill the empty auditorium It is full and can liven up the atmosphere.

But today, in this promotional program specially set up for the crew of "Ling Shen", the production team was surprised to find that they didn't hire an extra "guest audience"! In other words, when the list of invited guests for this episode of the show was just announced on the official website, in just one day, all the audience tickets were sold out!

They were still surprised for a while, the last time this unprecedented situation happened was already a year ago. At that time, the show specially invited He Shu Shan, who had been on hiatus for half a year and hadn't produced any works, and that's why the guest seats were so full. But when they looked at the list of invited guests this time, they finally realized it.

Xia Cheng, a popular first-line student, Cheng Hanfei, the current head of the hot girl, Guo Liwen and Han Qing, the veteran evergreens in the entertainment industry, plus the celestial fairy Lin Xi who has many fans on the Internet... With this lineup, it is unrealistic not to be popular.

"Then our game link 'Smart Match' is now over, and punishment will be imposed according to the results of the two teams. Are the guests of the red team ready?" said the male host of "Very Entertaining". Ha Ge, with his humorous words and flexible and diverse hosting style, is deeply loved by the audience.

The short-haired woman in a short red skirt standing next to Lin Xi immediately became coquettish when she heard this: "Brother, we have hosted on the same stage for so many years, and you have the heart to watch me accept such inhuman punishment?" Ai Cheng, the hostess of "Entertainment", although her tone was full of complaints and coquettish gestures, her expression did not match the language at all, and her delicate and beautiful face was full of anticipation and joy.

"Eh? Miss Ai, you're not giving face. You've played so many episodes of the show. Today, you are asked to take part in the competition instead of Director Li. Before the game started, you made all kinds of promises. Now you are cheating? No way hahaha!" Brother Da Ha naturally understood what his old partner meant. He saw the sign held high in the hands of the assistant director in the audience - "Let Li He be punished", and followed Ai Cheng's words.

Ai Cheng seemed to have won the gold medal arrow, and raised his hands high in front of his chest to prevent a pervert, and said: "Yes! I am participating in the competition instead of Director Li! Director Li, you can't trick me like this, I am here to participate in the game for you. "

As he talked, Ai Cheng ran to Director Li, sat on the chair unreasonably and refused to get up again, and said, "No matter what, Director Li, you have to come and help me, I am such a big girl. Do you have the heart to accept this punishment, can you bear it?"

Li He pretended to be angry: "Then you see me being punished as an old man, do you have the heart, can you bear it?"

Li He imitated Ai Cheng's tone and repeated it again, a few messy hairs jumped out of the hat, looking amused and amused. Of course Ai Cheng didn't like this, and refused to get up: "Director Li~! How old are you? You are strong and strong, you are full of vigor, you live forever, you live as long as the sky, you..."

"Okay, okay, if I go on, I will be the king of heaven. You girl, why don't I go!"

As soon as Li He said this, everyone laughed so hard that they rolled their stomachs. Even Cheng Hanfei, who was obediently standing aside, couldn't help covering her mouth and smiling with blushing cheeks. Lin Xi sighed helplessly and could only smile wryly.

Because, he was one of the three unlucky members of the red team.

In this "wisdom match" game, the six guests were divided into two groups, and each group was divided into red and blue teams of three, for a quiz game. When the lottery was drawn before the game, he was in a group with Xia Cheng and Li He, and Li He chose Ai Cheng to compete instead of him on the grounds that he was too old to grab the button.

Originally, Lin Xi was surprised how the production team of "Very Entertaining" was so easy to talk this time, and they changed people when they asked. You know, when he participated in this show not long after his debut in his previous life, he was really tricked.

Sure enough... so the foreshadowing was planted in this kind of place.

Every time he and Xia Cheng grabbed the button and were about to answer, Ai Cheng would suddenly rush to the microphone, give a ridiculous answer, and finally give the opportunity to the blue team. He felt helpless, but he couldn't say anything. This is obviously an entertainment effect of the show, and it also got results from the constant laughter of the audience.

Seeing Li He being "driven" back to the red team by Ai Cheng, Lin Xi hid the smile in his eyes. The three stood together, waiting for Brother Big Ha to announce the punishment.

Brother Big Ha looked at the three people standing in front of him—

Sandwiched between two handsome young men... an awkward little old man who suddenly fell off a section, no matter how you look at it, it's a bit... detrimental to aesthetics. Brother Big Ha just wanted to open his mouth to announce the content of the punishment, but somehow he couldn't help but burst out laughing at such a funny scene.

Li He stared sensitively, and shouted: "What are you laughing at, what are you laughing at?!"

These words are really three hundred taels of silver here. Everyone who hadn't reacted to it was stunned for a while and then laughed together. Even Lin Xi couldn't help but bend his lips and laugh out loud, and the atmosphere in the auditorium also changed. It's getting hotter.

After seeing that the atmosphere of the audience was completely heated up, Brother Da Ha took the opportunity to announce the penalty content of the losing team, adding to the fire: "The punishment content of this game is that the computer randomly selects three spectators to come on stage, and they will compete with the losing team. It was completed by three members. The three audience members each asked three questions to the failed members, and the members will bring our "Testing Heart Talk" machine to answer. If you answer the wrong answer..." Big Brother's voice was drawn out , satiated the appetite of the audience and guests present.

He suddenly turned around and pointed to the backstage. Several staff members in black clothes pushed a sophisticated-looking machine onto the stage.

"If the answer is not the real answer, our machine will be able to detect it, and we will impose the scariest, scariest, and scariest punishment ever on the lying guest!"

Ai Cheng didn't know when he had already stood back to his position, and in line with Big Ha's words, he deliberately made a fearful movement, raised his voice and said, "It can't be that..."

Brother Daha smiled mysteriously: "Which one is it?"

Ai Cheng's almond eyes widened: "It's really that one?!" His tone was full of panic, but his eyes were full of banter and watching.

Brother Daha laughed loudly, turned around and said loudly to the audience: "Audience in the audience, do you know which one it is?" After speaking, he stretched out his hand to point the microphone at the audience.

The audience shouted in unison: "Yes that one!" They were excited and blushed.

Lin Xi looked at this scene with a little surprise, and was taken aback for a moment. It had been several years since he last participated in the "Very Entertaining" program, and he never knew when the program had such a famous punishment program.

Lin Xi pondered silently for a long while but couldn't come up with an answer. His elegant and clean eyebrows were slightly condensed, and from a distance it looked like a picture of a beautiful woman who helped Qingchou. The shouts from the audience became more heated, and from time to time someone took pictures of the guests on the stage with mobile phones and digital cameras.

The computer quickly selected three lucky viewers from the audience present, and the staff brought them onto the stage to participate in the activity.

Lin Xi sat in the third position closest to the inside of the stage, and let the staff stick metal sensors on his temples, chest and wrists. Several black plastic-wrapped wires are connected to the large black machine from one end of the sensor, and the three charcoal ink pens slide continuously on the long white paper strips, with a distance of no more than five centimeters up and down. The whole device looks very similar to the lie detector in the movie, which has a bluffing effect.

After Lin Xi thanked the staff who helped put up the sensors, three lucky viewers came to the stage and lined up to ask questions.

The first one to play was a fat guy wearing a white leather jacket. He was about 1.7 meters tall and weighed at least 180 by visual inspection. fat man.

The fat guy was flushed and looked very excited, as if he was meeting these stars for the first time. Lin Xi had a handsome smile, his eyes were gentle, and his black hair neatly covered half of his forehead. He looked relaxed, not at all nervous about being asked questions.

Naturally, it is impossible for this kind of entertainment program to really go wrong. Generally, the so-called lucky viewers are "actors" who have been arranged in advance. Even if it is really randomly drawn on the spot, the staff will deliberately tell the other party what questions they cannot ask, or even specify questions, asking the audience to ask regular guests questions.

If you want to say who is the least likely to be named and questioned at the scene, it is undoubtedly Lin Xi. In terms of seniority, he was the youngest, and in terms of seniority, he was the youngest, so Lin Xi didn't have any pressure at all during this punishment, and just went through the motions cooperatively. As for the so-called "that" punishment, it is probably even more insulated from him.

Sure enough, the fat guy in the white jacket took the microphone from Ai Cheng and said excitedly: "Then... Director Li He, I am your loyal fan. I am looking forward to "Ling Shen". After announcing the makeup photos and trailer, I would like to ask when will I be able to enjoy this work on TV?"

The first question was not painful at all, or it could be said that this was simply a way for the show crew to give Li He face, asking the crew to publicize the show in advance and tell the audience the premiere time before the broadcast started.

Li He cleared his throat and said, "First of all, I am very grateful to this young man for his love of my work. The TV series "Ling Shen" will be broadcast on Hongguo Satellite TV soon. Since the enthusiastic audience asked questions, I will not hide it anymore. On New Year's Day next year, "Ling Shen" will meet the audience as scheduled!"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was warm applause from the audience. In this way, the first question is considered over. Afterwards, the young man asked Li He and Xia Cheng another question, and the "Test Heart Talk" machine did not produce any abnormal reactions, and everything was going smoothly.

The second lucky audience member was a quiet girl with short hair. She twitched a few times shyly and asked Xia Cheng with the microphone: "Xia... Xia Cheng, I... I am your city guard."

Xia Cheng was taken aback when he heard the words, but quickly put away the surprised expression on his face. He bent his lips and showed a handsome and charming smile, nodded and said: "Thank you for your love and support for me. After the show, you can come to the backstage to find me, take a photo with you and sign your autograph."

Immediately, the audience started to clamor, and from time to time, fans would boo and say things like "I want it too", "Xia Cheng, I want to sign too", "Xia Cheng, I'm also a city guard".

Immediately, the scene became lively again.

Big Ha, who has rich hosting experience, teased Xia Cheng for a few words, and then smoothly brought the topic back to the game punishment link.

The girl with short hair blushed and asked, "I want to ask Xia Cheng, do you have a girlfriend now?"

Lin Xi's light amber pupils narrowed slightly, and he calmly looked at Xia Cheng who was sitting beside him. The other party was wearing a light gray tight sweater today, and his slightly long black hair covered his eyelids. From Lin Xi's perspective, he could only see half of his handsome face, but he couldn't see his expression clearly.

Lin Xiyan's red lips pursed slightly, and a bad premonition rose in her heart: This kind of question...is not easy to answer. If Xia Cheng really has a girlfriend, then...

"I don't have a girlfriend."

Lin Xi was still thinking about it, when suddenly he heard Xia Cheng categorically say the answer. He subconsciously turned his head to look at the white note, and saw the three charcoal ink pens trembling slightly, just when Lin Xi thought something was going to happen, the three polygraph pens were firmly fixed within a safe range of five centimeters Inside, slide slowly.

Ai Cheng looked at the traces of pen and ink sliding displayed on the big screen, and said: "It seems that our Xiacheng really doesn't have girlfriends. What are the female compatriots waiting for? Hurry up and act!"

It seems that it was really just an accident. Generally, in this kind of entertainment program, it is rare to ask about the private life of the star in the case of this kind of lie detection. The confusion in Lin Xi's heart had just dissipated, when he suddenly saw the girl with short hair take two steps towards him and asked, "My second question is to ask Lin Xi, what do you think in the whole "Ling Shen" TV series? Is an actor the most handsome?"

"..."

There was a commotion in the audience.

Han Qing, who was standing on the sidelines watching the show, quickly picked up the microphone and said, "Lin Xiaoqiu, you really have to answer this question carefully. Brother Han, I'm here to listen."

Guo Liwen immediately gave Han Qing an elbow, and said with a smile: "Don't put gold on your face, Lao Han. Lin Xiaoqiu, answer seriously, haha, don't give Lao Han any face."

Lin Xi naturally understood that this was just an entertainment gimmick, and no one would take it seriously. From the corner of his eye, he saw that Xia Cheng was looking at him cautiously and silently, and he couldn't help but feel amused, but his face was solemn and serious, and he said, "It's me."

Guo Liwen looked at the motionless lie detector on the big screen, and couldn't help teasing: "Hahahaha, Lin Xiaoqiu, you are so narcissistic, do your parents know?!"

Lin Xi smiled slightly, but did not speak.

The next question came back to Xia Cheng, without the trickiness of the previous two questions, it was passed lightly. But the increasing difficulty of asking questions made Lin Xi feel a little wrong, always feeling... this punishment link is not so simple.

The last lucky audience was a long-haired girl in a small red cloak. She looked very delicate and pleasant at first glance, and she was not too inferior among the star-studded stars standing on the stage. The little girl took the microphone handed over by Big Ha, and almost dropped the microphone to the ground when she lost her grip.

Lin Xi originally laughed a few times because of the little girl's youthful movements, but when he saw the little girl in the red cloak running straight towards him, the smile on his face gradually disappeared. Lin Xi's delicate phoenix eyes widened slightly, swallowed, and felt a few violent twitches at the temples—

this kind of...

As if seeing prey, wolf-like green eyes...

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