Jiang Su simply wanted to knock Li Hanshan's head off to see what was on his head.
But Li Hanshan's words seemed to wake up Jiang Su, reminding him of something.
If (1/2) the system refers to is not the number of scenes, then it may indeed be a thing.
Most of the couples he has successfully matched before seem to have a distinct element - they were discovered by more than two people when they were intimate.
Jiang Su: "..."
Is this condition excessive? !
But after careful recollection, he found that apart from Fu Wenxiao and Fang Yuanluo, he didn't know much about the situation, and the other couples had indeed been discovered. Needless to say, Yan and Xie Zeli, more than two people must have seen them making out. I'm afraid that 70% to 80% of the people in the demon sect have heard it.
The high priest and Xu Zhaotou, their martial arts were too poor to be counted in the Red Fate system at all. This pair was ignored, so the rest were Sun Lin and Meng Du.
He and Li Hanshan met Sun Lin and Meng Du.
Jiang Su felt heavy.
As for him and Li Hanshan, he felt that the senior brother should already know. The senior brother did not catch the two of them making out, but he was very clear about the matter between them. The senior brother may be 1 of (1/2), so after a while Presumably, Jiang Su inexplicably felt that his idea had some truth. Before he knew what the truth was, he really should try it in this direction.
But the question is - how will he try.
He can't take the initiative to run out and tell others that he and Li Hanshan have already achieved that step, right? This... It's so embarrassing, he absolutely can't do it.
But if not, what else could it be
Jiang Su had a headache, and Jiang Su couldn't think of it at all.
He looked at Li Hanshan's vigilant face again, and his heart was discouraged for a moment. Li Hanshan was right. The walls of the inn are really too thin. It is very clear that even for ordinary people, as long as the sound of the house is a little louder, it must be audible-
and many more.
Isn't this a good place to meet two conditions in one fell swoop
Other scenes√
Discovered by the second person √
If he has made out with Li Hanshan here, the number has not become (2/2), he can really think of the next way.
It's just... Jiang Su thought about it, in this inn, there are mixed people and everyone, but he actually didn't want people to hear this kind of thing, even if he changed his position a little, Jiang Su could think that he was in the inn. When I was staying at the hotel, I would never have wanted to hear such a strange sound coming from the tha house.
It's like a weird feeling of being physically violated, and he inevitably feels a little offended, so thinking about it, the inn is actually not a good place.
Jiang Su frowned, and subconsciously began to think about where else in the city could allow them to do this kind of thing boldly and without any guilt, but also be discovered, and best... and cover up their identities , so as not to spread any bad rumors in the future.
Jiang Su had an idea and suddenly thought of a good place.
brothel.
Inside the brothel, there were affectionate voices everywhere, even if they had a falling out there, it wouldn't be too noticeable.
And as long as he has money, he believes that the brothel will be willing to reserve a room for him.
Jiang Su felt that he was extremely witty, this was the best solution he could come up with at the moment, but when he looked at Li Hanshan's vigilant expression again, his mood became complicated again.
Jiang Su coughed lightly and said, "The brothel in this city..."
"This is such a vulgar place!" Li Hanshan said loudly and righteously, "I will never go there!"
Jiang Su: "..."
…
Jiang Su felt that there was something wrong with Li Hanshan.
He is not a person in the right way, so he has to put on a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance. Isn't going to the brothel by the Demon Sect just like going shopping? What's there to be ashamed of
Speaking of this, Jiang Su just remembered that he never seemed to have seen the scene of the brothel in the book. In the past, he only paid attention to swordsmanship. At this moment, he was somewhat curious. After thinking for a while, he said with Li Hanshan: "I I want to go see it."
Li Hanshan: "..."
Li Hanshan opened his eyes wide and looked at Jiang Su in disbelief. He seemed to freeze, and after a while, he came back to his senses and murmured, "You... why are you going to the brothel?"
He doesn't understand.
Could it be that his behavior yesterday had made Jiang Su so angry? Jiang Su actually went to the brothel, what else could he do in the brothel? Jiang Su must be pranking with himself.
Jiang Su was flustered by Li Hanshan's eyes, so he coughed again and said, "Come with me."
Li Hanshan: "..."
Li Hanshan felt that Jiang Su wanted to make him jealous.
Not to mention that he accompanied Jiang Su to the brothel, just thinking about Jiang Su going to the brothel made him feel a little jealous, but before he was sad for a long time, Jiang Su silently added: " Don't you think the walls of the inn are too thin? The walls of the brothel are not so thin."
Li Hanshan: "..."
Jiang Su stretched out his hand, wrapped his arms around Li Hanshan's neck again, and asked in a low voice, "Do you want to accompany me?"
Li Hanshan: "..."
lure.
Li Hanshan felt that this was Jiang Su's deliberate temptation to him.
He finally realized that Jiang Su was actually not as angry as he thought, and even all the reactions after they entered the house were Jiang Su's deliberate routines, but his reaction was so slow that he didn't realize it until now.
Li Hanshan changed his tune almost immediately and said, "You don't have to go to the brothel, the inn is fine."
He thought about it, there are people in the brothel, so Jiang Su's appearance is too conspicuous in the brothel. He doesn't want Jiang Su to appear in that kind of place at all. In comparison, it is obviously an inn. Better inside.
But Jiang Su was very persistent.
"I also think the walls in the inn are too thin." Jiang Su said, "Let's go to the brothel."
Li Hanshan: "..."
…
When facing Jiang Su, Li Hanshan was indeed very unprincipled.
Since Jiang Su wants to go to the brothel, then go to the brothel.
The brothel in the city is not too far away from the inn. It didn't take long for them to leave the inn before they walked outside the brothel, and the two of them didn't look like the brothel's target to attract customers. One wanted to pull them in. After all, Li Hanshan looked too indifferent, and Jiang Su was so good-looking. Seeing the two entered the brothel, those people were a little surprised. Fortunately, someone twisted his waist soon. He came up, but before he had time to speak, Jiang Su said before the man, "Is there any room available?"
The man was stunned, as if he didn't understand what Jiang Su's words meant, and Jiang Su repeated, "Give me an empty room, and don't let other people bother me."
After saying this, he took out the silver note from his body and waved it at the man. He believed that the other party would not refuse such a large sum of money, but the man really pouted and accepted the money, but still asked for it. Muttering, he said, "We're not an inn here, so why are so many people staying here?"
Jiang Su: "..."
Wait, apart from him and Li Hanshan, are there other people who come to the brothel to borrow a room for fun
Jiang Su frowned, but he didn't think about it. Anyway, for a certain Tang Wen, this kind of thing is no different from eating and drinking for the characters in the text, so it is obviously normal to play some excitement in the brothel. It's just, don't think too much, the rivers and lakes are so big, it is impossible to be his acquaintance.
Thinking of this, Jiang Su was relieved. He asked the man about the location of the room, and dragged Li Hanshan into the brothel, but he stayed on the second floor. He had not yet found the empty room that the man said. I saw the figure of a familiar person.
Standing in the corridor, isn't Lou Yan, whom I haven't seen for a long time
Jiang Su's footsteps stopped, and at that moment he almost wanted to turn his head and run away. He didn't know why Lou Yan was here, but Lou Yan was here, and Xie Zeli must be here too. It is.
But before he could turn his head, Lou Yan had already seen them and hurriedly walked towards them.
"Jiang Shaoxia?" Lou Yan lowered his voice and said in surprise, "Why are you here?"
Jiang Su was embarrassed.
"Just stroll around." Jiang Su said, "Let's go later."
Li Hanshan was also very embarrassed.
"Palace Master." Li Hanshan asked reluctantly, "My father... is also here?"
Lou Yan: "Uh..."
The three of them looked at each other, silent for a long time, and Lou Yan also said dryly: "I'm just here to hang out."
Jiang Su: "..."
Li Hanshan: "..."
Lou Yan decided to make another excuse and said, "The inn in the city is full."
Li Hanshan: "But we were still in the inn just now—"
Jiang Su suddenly pulled Li Hanshan's arm, and Li Hanshan closed his mouth immediately, but he had already said half a sentence, and the fool knew what the second half of his sentence was. Lou Yan couldn't help but lose his face. He was looking left and right thinking about how to deal with it, but Li Hanshan had already set his eyes on the door behind Lou Yan.
The door of this room was tightly closed, and there was no glimpse of the room from the outside, but Lou Yan had been guarding here, and he deliberately lowered his voice when talking to them, thinking about who would be in the room.
"Jiang Shaoxia, the brothel is not a good place." Lou Yan finally spoke again and persuaded, "This place is not suitable for a righteous person like you, you should leave earlier."
Jiang Su: "..."
Jiang Su couldn't wait to nod his head immediately, he didn't want to know what tricks Lou Yan and Xie Zeli were playing here, and his original interest was messed up. Still remembering Xie Zeli's situation, he couldn't help but say again, "Where's my father? How is he recently?"
Lou Yan's voice was even lower, and said, "He... is pretty good..."
The door opened.
A soft satin embroidered shoe came out of the door, but the shoe seemed to be slightly larger than the size of an ordinary woman. Jiang Su was stiff, and he almost understood what the next situation would be. Today's Li Hanshan is still pure, he can no longer let these people open the door to the strange world for Li Hanshan!
In the end, it will be his revenge! He couldn't let Li Hanshan see it!
Jiang Su covered Li Hanshan's eyes.
"The child is still young." Jiang Su reluctantly said, "How can you let the child see such a thing!"
Xie Zeli: "…"
Lou Yan: "…"
Li Hanshan: "?"